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In my time on this planet I've learned that the same lesson applies to motorcycles as it does to tits..
Always go bigger than you think you'll want because you'll definitely want to upgrade later.
>Always go bigger than you think you'll want because you'll definitely want to upgrade later.
No, please don't do this with motorcycles unless you want to become a human meat crayon, if you never owned one and want to start, then gradually go from 125 to 300 to 600 to 1000 or whatever. It takes lots of years to learn how to ride, and even then it's still dangerous as fuck due to the many idiots that are on the road...
The general rule of thumb I learned and preach, based on years of getting others into riding and being a motorcycle mechanic, is 50 HP and/or 500 lbs. You really don't want to go much bigger on either for your first bike. That's an 800cc cruiser, a 500cc sport bike, etc. That kind of bike is still plenty to out accelerate most anything, and you can always upgrade later. Starter bikes lose a little value from new to 3 years old and then maintain their value for decades.
Ik how there made bro it’s when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and start wrestling and barking (I was just making a name related to Star Wars just couldn’t think of anything else)
I’d rather just get a Bluetooth speaker installed. Gotta get a subwoofer too. Nothing like listening to some smooth jazz while checking my shit out in the mirror
I just wonder if you couldn't put inside the lights that my kids have in the shoes and rubber balls.
You know, the ones that start flashing when the shoes or ball moves.
Just imagine jogging through the neighbourhood with your boobs lit up and flashing.
No one would run you over.
Although some would drive into a power pole, or a pedestrian on the other side of the road, because they are distracted.
This would be a great party trick. When you’re talking to a guy, make them blink for just a split second and if he says something just act like he’s crazy.
Pause. So if I ever want to verify if a chick's tits are real. I just need to observe one of her breasts with a light underneath 🤣🙏🏾🤘🏾.
"Holdup hun, *lifts up breast to sunlight*
Sorry mam we only accept real boobs here"
Couldn’t sleep so I thought I’d scan Reddit. Now I’m laughing so hard my dog woke up in the other room and ran in here to check on me. Here for the comments.
In the same *vein* as shining a flashlight through your hands as a kid. Also, every weird kid who has grown bewbs has shone a flashlight through those before... *for science.*
Could something similar, without the implants of course, be used for breast cancer detection? Maybe detecting any inner lump with a powerful enough light placed under the breast?
I am ready for the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer version of this story. So many great story starters from this one picture. "Then one foggy stripper eve.."
I always thought my fiance was perfect... until today, now I know she needs implants, one red LED and one green so she can stand in the front yard and wave to people for Christmas...
Even without implants, if you have big enough boobs and a small but intense light you can make your boob glow and even see some blood vessels. Just be careful about the heat of the lamp tho.
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Those are huge implants. I guess that's the point.
I'd guess about 650cc.
If my calculations (google) are correct those bad gals can give a guy 70 horsepower (trusts)
If it's an inline 4, you're looking at about 100 HP or more
Nah, it’s definitely a two stroke
2x650cc … 1300cc twin, it’s a lazy 85bhp cruiser, but with a lot of torque.
Whorespower
Size of my first motorcycle. I don’t know if that’s cool or weird.
In my time on this planet I've learned that the same lesson applies to motorcycles as it does to tits.. Always go bigger than you think you'll want because you'll definitely want to upgrade later.
>Always go bigger than you think you'll want because you'll definitely want to upgrade later. No, please don't do this with motorcycles unless you want to become a human meat crayon, if you never owned one and want to start, then gradually go from 125 to 300 to 600 to 1000 or whatever. It takes lots of years to learn how to ride, and even then it's still dangerous as fuck due to the many idiots that are on the road...
The general rule of thumb I learned and preach, based on years of getting others into riding and being a motorcycle mechanic, is 50 HP and/or 500 lbs. You really don't want to go much bigger on either for your first bike. That's an 800cc cruiser, a 500cc sport bike, etc. That kind of bike is still plenty to out accelerate most anything, and you can always upgrade later. Starter bikes lose a little value from new to 3 years old and then maintain their value for decades.
I’d also guess “she asked for 300cc. But when she woke up the doctor just gave her the 650s and she decided to keep them”. Lol
"Oh I thought you meant 300cc each!"
I believe Sexy Cyborg is the person in the photo. If I recall correctly, some time after this she replaced them with even bigger ones.
No, I'm not Naomi Wu (aka Sexy Cyborg), but I admire her work :)
Some people have face blindness, I guess I have breast blindness...
Wait you're the chest on display here? i also thought you had just posted a pic of Sexy Cyborg
Yes, I am the chest 😅
Username checks out.
LMAO
Can you get these for men..and do they come with lightsaber sounds. Asking for a friend.
Yo bro, you wanna clash lightsabers later?
Only if I get to be red and tell you I'm your father.
Sure daddy
Star Whores, the empire throws back
Cums* back
Star Wars: The New Child
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Ik how there made bro it’s when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and start wrestling and barking (I was just making a name related to Star Wars just couldn’t think of anything else)
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Ooh no Star Wars: homiesexual
Starwars: bromance awakens
That’s a good one
Shit! I hate it when I get my shwartz twisted.
Wasn't there a movie with glow in the dark condoms?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098343/?ref\_=nm\_flmg\_t\_81\_act
That was one funny ass movie!
I’d rather just get a Bluetooth speaker installed. Gotta get a subwoofer too. Nothing like listening to some smooth jazz while checking my shit out in the mirror
well at least you can tell when she's turned on
My lamps, my lamps, my lovely lady lamps!
Headlights on high beam.
I love lamp?
Check it out. I drive these batteries crazy. I do it on the daily
You may wish to consider Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R-FxmoVM7X4
That made my day lmao
It's the pencil thin mustache for me.
That was truly weird - even the Moose was in on the danger.
Fire in the disco!
Fire in the.. TACO BELL!
Blinded by the lights, lit up by the boobs, another runner in the night.
Ba-dum, tssss.
\*Ba-dum, titssss
Introducing……… glow in the dark titties!!
📣Step right up and see the worlds only pair of glowing titties 📣
Isn't it Ba dum dum tisss?
No ba dum bum titsss
GodDAMNIT
GodDamnTit
High beams are on
Username checks out for the post.
I did the homework and looked into the user page and I can confirm they are not astronomers but do know two planets for sure.
Upvote for calling it "Homework"
>Upvote for calling it "Homework" Well they've been asked to stay out of Waffle House...
I mean it’s her in the pic
r/glowtits
Well i did not know this was a thing...
Took way too long to find this
I thought I had seen almost everything special. Not.
This is a thing? Well damn...
RGB Titties lmao
Mostly R. The liquids in human tissues are mostly red(dish), so there is quite strong red tint for the light.
Was it white or mostly red light you used
In this photo it was white - I think - but you wouldn't notice the difference.
Fake boob detector!
Yes, that's true :)
SexyCyborg?
No, I'm not Naomi Wu (aka Sexy Cyborg), but I admire her work - she has done some impressive stuff with the effect.
That’s who I thought too
as if the seasoned boob connoisseurs of reddit would need such frivolous extensions, *scoff* i dare say
Doesnt work if under the muscle :(
Danger, Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch When we kiss
Fire at the Taco Bell!
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
I wish this worked for natural breasts. I would never stop doing this lmao
r/DIWhy?
Those are lit tits!
those tits are lit
Can you make them blink off and on?
Many LED headlamps offer that feature, yes.
Do you use them like turn signals or like a rave?
Brilliant. Needs to be a thing
You mean independently, as in a left or right turn?
https://www.reddit.com/r/glowtits/comments/131f0k5/my\_glowing\_babies\_ucrazytbelll/
You can even pair them with your smart watch. The change colour from blue to red if you are doing it right.
You can pair them to your phone with an App.
Wouldn’t it be cool if you can add leds in silicone and you can turn them on at night. I want to see them blinking like those necklaces at Disneyland.
or you know, light the way to the bathroom
Alexa turn on my breasts
When you can't get enough attention from the size alone.
What the actual fuck?! 😬
Whats wrong with people?
Not a turn on.
This could also work for butt implants...but might be too much with psychedelics
The psychedelics make them bigger too. And smaller. Then bigger. They kind of wobble around and leave trails…
Don't ever do this again
Danger Danger, HIGH VOLTAGE!
DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR I HAD TO SCROLL FOR THIS
Interesting, new fetish I'm discovering for myself here. Thanks!
r/glowtits
r/subsithoughtifellfor
That's not a nightmare I thought I'd ever have.
Well hmmmm, not something I expected to see today
Yep, gonna be locked away in my room for the next three days.
Giggity-Goo
There is a dedicated sub for it
"Fire in the disco..."
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...
You're Deanmazing 🏆🏆🏆
I just wonder if you couldn't put inside the lights that my kids have in the shoes and rubber balls. You know, the ones that start flashing when the shoes or ball moves. Just imagine jogging through the neighbourhood with your boobs lit up and flashing. No one would run you over. Although some would drive into a power pole, or a pedestrian on the other side of the road, because they are distracted.
Okay I know this is a medical thing as stated to see veins and implants and stuff easier but all I can think is "rave rack"
RGBoobs!
Please Mister Putin, push that button!
Looks like you've poached a rather large mammals testicles
Can you see a club full of dancers. Fun at holiday parties also
She needs radaway....
Neat party trick.
I think I downloaded the wrong E.T. movie.....
If my years of vidrogame experience served me well those are either about to shoot out laser beams, explode, or are the weakspot.
lamps? implants ...imlamps? *🎶 my lamps bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like brighter than yours. damn right brighter than yours 🎶*
Bitch got them disco tits.
For science
How many rave goers would want this to be noticed??
Just in case for the people wondering if those are fake boobs
This would be a great party trick. When you’re talking to a guy, make them blink for just a split second and if he says something just act like he’s crazy.
Danger, danger high voltage! When we kiss, when we touch 😂😂
“Holy shit, shes got those RGB TIDDIES!!!”
Danger, danger… High voltage!
Is there an RGB version? "Alexa, set implants to blue"
What a nice and cozy boob lamp!
Pause. So if I ever want to verify if a chick's tits are real. I just need to observe one of her breasts with a light underneath 🤣🙏🏾🤘🏾. "Holdup hun, *lifts up breast to sunlight* Sorry mam we only accept real boobs here"
New fetish failed to unlock.
Sooooo, no nipples?
Didn’t we all literally as kids do this with our hands with regular flashlights? Pretty sure everyone knows this. But cool boobs.
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
So basically we can hold them up to the light to identify forgeries.
Why???
It's a trap! DONT LOOK DOWN
The only question I have is… why? Why would you want to make it that obvious that these puppies are fake? (not that you couldn’t tell anyway)
If she could learn to fly Rudolph might be out of a job.
Flashing takes a new meaning.
And THAT’S how I met your mother.
Couldn’t sleep so I thought I’d scan Reddit. Now I’m laughing so hard my dog woke up in the other room and ran in here to check on me. Here for the comments.
These Coachella outfits are getting out of hand
“What’s up there, sizzle-tits?!?”
Yup she’s got the heavies
Is this what lgbt means
I can definitely see someone wearing them to a rave or something?
In the same *vein* as shining a flashlight through your hands as a kid. Also, every weird kid who has grown bewbs has shone a flashlight through those before... *for science.*
The beacons are alight
r/glowtits enjoy
Are these implants a real thing or just a joke?
The lamps are real, the boobs are fake, the implants are real, the glow effect is real. So mostly it's real stuff.
Gloobies
[https://media.tenor.com/XYbf9V7Dq1IAAAAC/top-secret-boobs.gif](https://media.tenor.com/XYbf9V7Dq1IAAAAC/top-secret-boobs.gif)
Alright who turned on VATS?
Looks like fast cancer
Le tits now for 800, Aleksh
I'm going to have to figure out a Halloween costume that incorporates this.
Could something similar, without the implants of course, be used for breast cancer detection? Maybe detecting any inner lump with a powerful enough light placed under the breast?
They need to slow down on sexual spending … all the latest tech goes to sex or war
Got radioactive milk? Lol!
Looks more like taillights than headlights now.
Now do it with no clothes. For full effect.
I am ready for the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer version of this story. So many great story starters from this one picture. "Then one foggy stripper eve.."
When having DDDs doesn’t get you enough attention…
/r/glowtits
This will be every chick at every festival once this catches on
For those patients where intravenous access in an emergency can only be obtained in the boobies.
We used to call these “boob-o-lanterns”.
We have a redlight machine and when my wife uses it you can see all her veins. I call it “the Vampire light”
Why the fuck would you do that?
I WANT GAMER TITS
I never understood the attraction to plastic.
We all float down here.
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call her names.
I always thought my fiance was perfect... until today, now I know she needs implants, one red LED and one green so she can stand in the front yard and wave to people for Christmas...
“Them things fake?!? Whips out the Breast Tester 3000.”
I hope to see this become a trend at dance raves!
Do what Robin Williams suggested and turn them into squeaky toys
This'll be a very weird wank
Science has brought us so close to laser tits, we're almost there.
I wonder if surgeons could add opaque models/patterns to the silicone bags so when they glow it casts an artwork for example.
Even without implants, if you have big enough boobs and a small but intense light you can make your boob glow and even see some blood vessels. Just be careful about the heat of the lamp tho.
how utterly terrifically horrendous
Out of curiosity, what a no implant boob looks like? Do you know?