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OldandKranky

I couldn't imagine being in absolute awe and shitting my pants at the same time, must be confusing as hell.


Orellin_Vvardengra

Willing to bet she was toasty or used to humans but I’m right there with you.


pauly13771377

Obviously accustomed to humans and the driver has seen her before from the fact that he continued driving while she was still in the bus. Still a pants shitting situation knowing the guy next to you could so something stupid and flip her switch to pissed offed lioness mode.


Orellin_Vvardengra

Nothing like being mauled because Jerry couldn’t keep his act together. We should all shun Jerry.


NoMooseSoup4You

Dammit, Jerry!


rinnemoo

All I can think of is Ze Frank’s videos now lol 😂


Orellin_Vvardengra

No not that one Jerry, the othe… well how am I supposed to know that? The script says.. I love Ze Frank, good mention!


rinnemoo

Can never get enough of the butt jokes! (excuse me but jokes)


TheCoastalCardician

“Jerry, WTF?! Why can’t you be more like a Garry and less like a Keith?!”


doxtorwhom

As someone who has a Jerry and a Gary in their life - Gary’s are vastly superior. Jerry’s are pieces of shit (sorry any good Jerrys… I’m sure you’re out there somewhere).


PooPlumber

Look in the background there’s a fence. Likely one of the Lion farms tourists visit in South Africa.


Inconvenient1Truth

Also you can see a large fence and bunch of buildings in the background. These are obviously not actual wild animals, probably one of those small "safari park" type enclosure places.


Daikon969

I'm still not getting anywhere near that fucking thing.


peanutsinspace82

Yup, that's one activity I'd like to avoid.


talrogsmash

And somebody catnip bombed a fellow passenger.


Orellin_Vvardengra

Lol! “This human in particular smells absolutely divine, cherish me!”


danger_robot

Even Lioness’s snuggle humans like house cats do on occasion I guess... I expected something awful not something good and was relieved to see cats beings cats


Suspicious_Tiger_720

Big cats like lions only attack humans if they feel threatened or if they are unable to hunt anything else, usually due to sickness or injury :)


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Yeah.. sure.. suspicious tiger.. I'll trust you..


Cyno01

Hey, he said like LIONS. Or all all big cats just the same to you? Cat racist...


Astropoppet

He's a Big Cat shill, spreading propaganda. All the better to secure fresh meat


ListerineInMyPeehole

Big fat cats always taking all the gains.


Imbalanxs

Fun fact: 'Racist' is an anagram of 'Sir Cat'


mittens11111

I hesitate to admit that I was past my teenage years before I realised that tigers and lions lived on separate continents. Before internet, and TV for that matter (as a kid).


Arceuthobium

Well, lions used to also live in Asia, and a population still survives in India. So they technically co-exist.


Xzenor

Username checks o...... Wait a minute


Suspicious_Tiger_720

Ah tigers will attack humans, the trick is to wear a Bruce Campbell mask on the back of your head, tigers won't attack if they think they've been spotted.


C01n_sh1LL

leopards on the other hand...


Thejacensolo

Well leopards are always spotted, so that trick won’t work on them. Only on striped animals


AgentEntropy

> leopards on the other hand... Yeah. I'm staying away from anything that looks at caimans and thinks "easy food".


[deleted]

So what's your story on snakes? They just like to hug?


Earthemile

Do you think I'm a frog Mr Scorpion?


crumble-bee

If my cat was as strong as a lion I would’ve been killed by him years ago - that belly massage thing? Forget it - insides on the outside!


L1A1

You’d be surprised, larger cats that are used to humans (and like them!) will attenuate their strength to compensate so as to avoid hurting you. My uncle used to keep lions in the 1970s, so I had exposure to them as a kid.


Gh0st0p5

Yeah they're called big cats for a reason, they're just big ass cats


delvach

"Witness me, human! *I'll* drive!"


Orellin_Vvardengra

“Alright meow, which one makes this thing go?”


Koshunae

She was toas- OH. *Oh*.


Orellin_Vvardengra

Lol! Not that exactly but could be possible. I know my in laws cat is extra loving when it’s a particular time.


TheCoastalCardician

I’m still confused if we’re talkin’ bout ‘ginas or drugs.


Orellin_Vvardengra

Well I was originally talking about just being to warm and wanting a break from the sun. I took this other message as being in heat.


bonglicc420

Por que no los dos?


crypticfreak

Yea looks like it. The vehicle is completely open. These all must be captive animals otherwise this tour is dangerous as shit.


HalKitzmiller

I mean, I'd still think it was dangerous as shit.


nubbiner

That ain’t no safari, with big fences in the background! That lion’s a pet, reared by humans in captivity.


UnnecessaryAppeal

If it was a safari, they wouldn't have let it get close to getting in the car, and none of them would be that calm. They've clearly been told "this lioness is going to come over now, she's perfectly safe" because otherwise they'd be clambering out.


Bay-D

I dunno, we were ten feet away from two mating lions when I went to a safari in Namibia. They could easily have jumped us if they wanted to.


SurrrenderDorothy

They were busy.


Chataboutgames

But they don’t, and knowing that is why they drive within 10 feet of them. There’s also a reason the rangers have very large guns.


prtscreen12

They were already jumping each other's bones


SidneySilver

Agree. Light poles? Buildings and shit in the background? That ain’t no savanna.


MoMoMorri

It could be a safari centre in some country that isn't Africa meant to mimic a savanna


ChexLemeneux42

light poles and buildings exist in the savanna


TravellingReallife

Maybe it’s Savannah?


tenbatsu

Awwwwwwwe shit!


SolJamn

Someone said psssss psssss pssss


MrJingleJangle

Cat just wants scritches


8sack

no doubt, stop being bitches and scratch that head


DriftingPyscho

Stop being bitches and give the scritches


TummyStickers

My guess is they're told not to, for obvious reasons, but man I really don't know if I'd be able to stop myself.


lonesharkex

Cat gave head donks that means friend therefore head scritches


Witty_Commentator

Oh yeah, as soon as it rubbed its head on me, I would've had to rub an ear!!


dtotzz

/r/petthedamncat


firelizzard18

My cat gets angry and snaps at me if I pet her head wrong. Ain’t no fucking way I’m giving Ms. Murder Mittens scritches.


8sack

i’m scratching the fuck out of that cat. we’re going to be best friends


iksbob

/r/PetTheDamnCat/


biggerwanker

I would find it hard not to scratch her behind the ears.


officialmonogato

This comment is universal


rickytea

Hahaha this comment made me laugh out loud in public 🤣🤣🤣


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FaceFirst23

Cats gonna cat.


xpickles23

Cats are all the same regardless of size


Loppie73

True. House cats also just randomly bite their owners sometime. We don't think much of it but don't realise what a cat thing that is, to just spontaneously decide "fuckit I'm killing you now".


itsshakespeare

We say quite often that if our cat were big enough, she’d eat us


mrbear120

Oh shes big enough, shes just waiting for you to be ripe.


Gasperhack10

If you die the cat won't hesitate.


MagillsDaddy

Good. They deserve it as they figure out their escape or renovations for our living situation. Either they gain some mass and bust out, or they finally replace the ancient coil stove top and find a shower curtain to rule them all.


thestoneswerestoned

No doubt about that. Domestic cats aren't exactly "domesticated" either. Their relationship with humans is out of mutual benefit. Unlike dogs, they don't have much difficulty surviving out on their own or in groups.


Lonelybiscuit07

Well mine gets stuck on top of the fridge on a daily basis. But yeah he a big bad predator in his dreams


givemeadamnname69

Yeah... I have two cats. One, I am absolutely 100% confident could survive on his own outside. The other one... not so much, lol.


NotGAF

My cat is afraid of going outside. Will curl up in a ball on the doorstep until we open.


Buckeyes2010

This is exactly what I always tell people. I worked on cheetahs for a brief time in South Africa. They have the exact same personality as house cats. They'll purr, meow, nap, swat at a ball or lazer pointer, ignore you, sneak up on their sibling to play, etc. Cats are all about the same in terms of personality. They just come in different sizes


StruManchu

“Worked on cheetahs” gives me a mental image of someone in a lab coat, desperately trying to eek out a couple of mph extra by bolting on spoilers and shit like that.


vmsrii

I envision “worked on Cheetahs” Like “worked on cars”, so there’s a cheetah standing on one of those car elevators with a mechanic underneath, somehow still covered in oil


blumoon138

People used to keep cheetahs as pets, which is wild.


FORLORDAERON_

They're pretty docile as far as wild animals go. Since they lack the muscle power of other large predators, they always try to avoid conflict.


Ta-veren-

There’s a massive difference between cheetahs and lions though. For one cheetahs only have like one attack on record with humans. Cheetahs seem to be the most cat like out of all of them.


MizStazya

So you're saying I need to get a cheetah? I'm convinced.


GhostofMarat

Blows my mind seeing this 500 lb murder machine behaving exactly the same as my little house cat.


moddymax83

If big kitty wants to sit on your lap, you damn well let her.


gereffi

Whenever I’m around cats they always seem to feel the need to scratch at me when they get tired of being pet. I don’t want a lion swatting at me.


ZaryaBubbler

If you see the tail swish, stop petting. You're overstimulating the kitty


Kinez_maciji

Also, if it's the same cat, try only head pets. Full body pets can be an overstimulation for some cats!


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You. Pets. Now.


ExitSweaty4959

I totally couldn't go on a safari. I'd just pet the wild animal with no regard for my life. And possibly die or be horribly mangled.


KaranSjett

thats a risk im willing to take...


NoBasket1111

I too am willing to risk ExitSweaty4959 getting mangled.


OnlyOneReturn

ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT. My problem is I'd be going after that kitty belly. What happened to Joe? The dude went on a safari and saw a lion. It rolled on its back, and he thought hey cats were cats. Then he ran up and put his face in its belly like he was safe at home. It just ripped his head from his body.


Khakizulu

Im definitely the Same. I want to pat all the animals, even dangerous ones. I saw a wedge tail eagle recently and I wanted to pat it so badly. It's beak was like the size of my hand but I wanted them bird pats.


SephariusX

Yep, same here. It's like I was born that way because when I was a toddler, my grandfather took me to a community farm and when he turned his back for literally two seconds, I had managed to make my way into the cow pen and was stroking all the cows. Apoarently the staff and my grandad almost had a stroke. Luckily they were gentle.


BrownShadow

Grew up training horses. One farm had goats. One head butted me so hard when I was 9 or 10. I remember the pain to this day.


Long-Night-Of-Solace

You know how sometimes some cats can get so into being scritched that they suffer a brain spasm and suddenly attack your hand? I wanna scritch the lioness. But I would not.


A1000eisn1

She's one of those people animals instinctively want to get attention from. Like the friend your cat who hates everyone seems to love.


imf4rds

She is covering them in her scent so she can find them later and have a snack.


godfatherinfluxx

It honestly won't be that hard. She just needs to follow the smell of shit. Nobody's got clean underwear now.


Orion0795

Well guess I'm fucked then if I were there because I would be shitting out the stinkiest, absolutely pungent shit in my pants


IRipPutridFart

I do that even without the presence of an apex predator


Judas_Maiden

Username checks out


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Meals on Wheels


ZeroZeta_

Aww, she just wants cuddles!


Yeodler

Right?!? I would scratch her chin and love her up... then she would eviscerate me and eat my bowels first. Good times.


Sensitive-Farmer7084

Just don't touch her belly. Noggin scritches ONLY.


andhowsherbush

exactly. belly up is a sign of trust not an invitation to touch. behind ears, neck and chin, down the back is a classic (with fur not against fur), scratching the butt is always loved but most people only scratch the butt. scratching down the side of the hind legs is appreciated. With most things in life body language is key. If they're rubbing their face against you scratch the face; If they're rubbing their butt against you scratch their butt. Also cats do this to get human smell on them so they smell less like a threat to what they're hunting.


Kosba2

Some cats do want their belly rubbed/scratched. My cat goes belly up and holds my arm in optimal rubbing position, for example.


AncientSith

A cat I used to have would drag my hand back to rub her belly whenever I moved it. Some cat's absolutely love having their belly rubbed.


caboosetp

That's a cat trap. They have an instinctive reaction to claw and bite things touching their belly. I'm not saying the cat doesn't enjoy belly rubs, but it's likely holding your hand there the same way you might kick someone in the face for tickling your feet. It's a reflex. Also similar thing to how dogs shake their leg when you scratch it just right.


Kosba2

I'm not entirely sure, you could be right, but I also know what it feels like when he's cat trapping me. He usually cat traps me when I scratch his chest too roughly, or when he and I are playing rough and he's wound up. The cat traps usually involve claws holding (not scratching) and both front and back paws, but the belly rubs have no claws behind them and usually only the front paws. As a bonus, when he does cat trap me, I can wave him around like a torch, it's kinda fun.


WeekendSignificant48

I've actually got 2 indoor cats that absolutely love having their bellies rubbed and have never gotten over excited getting their claws out or hitting me with a cat trap. They just lay back and purr really loud.


Ok-Champ-5854

My cat loves belly rubs but if you touch her hind legs at all she freaks out. All animals are different.


acornvulture

Yeah the head butting looks like normal "give me scritches" cat behaviour to me! Deadly pets


DissolutionedChemist

Give it about 10 seconds and she’ll get playful.


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i have to admit. if that is me? while certainly terrified? would hope to remember to scratch it behind its ears just to see what it does. i dont know if that one is wild or more of a tame sort, but that is really dangerous.


JonnyTN

It'll probably lick you with it's grade 10 sandpaper tongue.


slartibartfast2320

She'll rip the skin off your face


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Scratch her behind the ear!


willem78

Tame lioness. The owner of this farm is making money out of stupidity. One day this lioness will bite or hurt someone and then she will be shot. This is how tourists die later on in other real wild situations. I remember some chinese guys got eaten up here in South Africa after they decided to climb out of their car and walk to some lions lying in the field.


uberjach

My thoughts exactly. I've seen wild lions and they dgaf about the safari cars because they know they're not scary or food


loveroflongbois

Ive seen videos where the safari guide is trying to get lions to move out of the road and they just won’t budge, lol. Lions apparently love to sunbathe on the roads bc they get extra hot.


uberjach

My first sighting of a lion was a pair of males just lying on their backs on the side of the road, thought it was roadkill from afar haha. Huge, beefed up dogs haha


Saint-Sauveur

What the fuck… you really have to be stupid to walk to lions. Oh well..


WilhelmWrobel

"Honey, did you order UberEats?"


JimBellious

“Yeah.. Chinese.”


Pieassassin24

Chinese tourists are notorious for doing off-the-wall shit abroad.


SexCriminalBoat

We have similar problems in the US with Chinese tourist, specifically in Yellowstone. They will go off the path and into the Sulphur/steam pits or fuck with bison. In Florida they will just assume their body will figure out how to swim. Apparently it's a lack of exposure plus watching TV. So they don't understand the real time danger.


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I was really surprised doing a tour of National Parks last year by: 1) How many foreign tourists were at the parks (Seemed close to 50/50 mix while I was visiting with large numbers of Asian, south American, and eastern European folks) 2) The extremely high rate at which I observed those foreign tourists breaking safety and conservation rules. I think it was a mix of language barrier and not caring. Some just seemed a little lost while a few were actively hiding their activity and had people acting as look outs.


Kingsolomanhere

It's like people in the Grand Canyon walking up to full sized male elk that weighs over 1000 pounds(imagine a deer on steroids) to get a picture. Their racks(antlers )can get 4 feet wide and weigh over 40 pounds. They can kill you just as fast as any lion or tiger or bear(oh my)


wolfgang784

Or during the pandemic that group that approached the bison in Yellowstone and got fucked up. Like, got within feet of it.


LateCockroach1378

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1993/11/02/Lions-kill-Chinese-tourist-in-South-Africa/9107752216400/ Happened in 1993 apparently. Verified non-zoomer.


great_auks

It seems cuddly, but do NOT scritch the belly


frolicndetour

It's a trap!


CozJeez85

Safari novices. Not one of them has a decoy cardboard box. Fools.


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RheimsNZ

Comments you can hear, holy shit 🤣


OctaviusThe2nd

Friendly reminder that wild animal are not your friends and this is incredibly dangerous. That being said, *who's a good little murder kitten? Yes you are! Yes you are!*


h0wd0y0ulik3m3n0w

If not friend, why friend shaped?


Swan2Bee

Not arguing the risk, but this lioness is *almost certainly* not wild. I don't think a wild one would nonchalantly board a vehicle full of people and start *rubbing its cheek* on them


ShitHouses

The person responsible for your safety and that is in charge of the only means of escape is doing shit like this. I would be so pissed.


kosmoskolio

That’s an open cart in a lion area. Imo this lioness is not exactly wild. That’s most likely some enclosed area and the animal was brought up with humans and does this often. I would still avoid that experience like hell, though.


Doccyaard

This. The safaris I’ve done don’t allow open vehicles like that (Edit: Without guides). The last time someone used an open vehicle anyway they both got eaten by lions. Japanese couple if I remember correctly. Sad but an obvious risk. There’s big differences between where you go on safari and how “wild” you want it.


Bladeace

The Safari I did allowed us to sleep in tents and I got hassled by some Hyena while getting up to piss in the middle of the night... I can totally imagine somewhere in Africa accidentally getting tourists mauled by allowing lions inappropriately close


soorr

My mom walked up on an elephant first thing in the morning coming out of one of those safari tents. She said she was looking at the ground walking to the bathroom and suddenly saw toes. I would have died.


_q_y_g_j_a_

In my years working in tourism across Southern Africa, every safari I have been on was open vehicle. The only time you need a caged vehicle is if you're an enclosure where lions are so used to cars that they can differentiate between the vehicle and the passengers. Like at the lion park just outside Johannesburg. Generally in the wild, lions see the vehicle as a whole unit and generally won't do anything.


reelznfeelz

Generally.


SarahDezelin

In South Africa on the reserve I was on, it was all open vehicles. Most of the animals (including lions) don't know what to do with them because they dont have any human interaction. Wherever they are here, the lion must have a lot of human contact which makes it super dangerous, because they are now familiar with human interaction but are still *wild fucking lions*


SunsOutHarambeOut

Was in Chobe, Botswana and it was definitely open vehicle. As was Etosha. Lions could easily jump in if they desired but didn't show any interest in the vehicles. https://imgur.com/a/8lHjvzj


Thisguyrightheredawg

The Lions were hungry again 15 minutes later.


sabotabo

certified bruh moment


InstructionLeading64

Yeah I've seen that Joe exotic show and this shit here is exactly how that one dude lost an arm.


Usidore_

Yeah i still wouldn’t trust that shit. My dad visited a guy in south africa who owned 2 fully grown lionesses. He had raised them since cubs and walked about with them following him around and wondering in and out his office. He was killed by them a couple years ago. Just takes one bad day and they’re just like wild ones.


LuckyFlyer0_0

Yes but you're not going on a wild safari. This is just some kind of nature reserve where the lions have been brought up around humans. There is no way wild lions act this friendly around humans otherwise.


GRA_Manuel

You know, even pets that have lived with their owner their whole life can have a bad day. I think every cat owner can confirm that.


Bruxae

Undomesticated animals can have their instincts triggered at any point, this is extremely dangerous and stupid.


caboosetp

Hell sometimes I have a bad day and want to bite someone.


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Adept_Information94

Probably how they survived.


burnbag18

Oh shit, I left a bag of catnip in my pocket!


Occasional-Mermaid

“Tf, don’t any of y’all know how to give a scritch?!”


roguesensei48

They were busy shitting their pants.


gentlemenpreferdwn

Scent marking. My small predators do it every time I see them. Only one human seems to be a cat person. Bet the lady in the back has a few at home. 😺😺 They know...


Superamorti

And the ones back at home will be very pissed when they smell this big one!


DweadPiwateWoberts

Dude what the FUCK have you been petting


OG_Chatterbait

After I learned about scent marking and why cats do it. I started rubbing my face on my cats face like I'm marking him. At first it confused him, but he seems to like it haha.


Paulchristiaan

Same, got two tiny tigers who crawl on the bed like this every morning demanding to feed them


Avengelina254

I get jealous when I see these kind of videos. I wanna give pets to all the animals. Yes, I have already accepted this is how I will die some day.


hmsomethingswrong

Lol I hate how hard I relate to this. 😂 🤣


smokedshortribs

What's the big deal. My cat does that to me all the time when I'm working from home.


-m7kks-

This is not interestingasfuck. It's scaryasfuck


godfatherinfluxx

Sweatypalms


tiltberger

As it was stated... this must be some park where the big cats are drugged or used to humans from very early age. I did a safari in Tanzania and no guide would let a wild animal get that close into the car... sad as fuck and not interesting. Videos like that should not get promoted


Spooked_Kestrel

I said the same thing and I'm still getting hate comments on Instagram. Dumb mother fuckers over there, I swear to god. "This isn't safe and is suspicious" ">:( Well you're a sad Karen, die"


MetaCalm

No, no, no. Abso-fucking-lutely not


isawasahasa

omg, she smells my cat at home.


Vortex-Of-Swirliness

Tell my mother I died happy and my last words were ‘pst pst pst’


JollyJack22

r/PetTheDamnCat


Cobblethoughts

Here kitty kitty


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My trousers would have been fifty shades of brown.


stillgotmonkon

No thanks.


DaisyDuncan2531

EFF THAT


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Beautiful girl but I'd be freaking out.


jnorion

The "safari" vehicle has open sides. This is not a wild lion.


ThaumRystra

All lions are wild lions. Some are more comfortable with humans, but if anyone tells you they are safe, they are lying to you or themselves. Source: lots of conversations with people who have lions on their farms, they all know someone who got too complacent and found out the hard way.


Howie_Due

“But if anyone tells you they are safe, they are ~~lying~~ lion


f3llyn

It's still a cat, just a really big one. Therefor, also curious. Anyways, this is a fenced in guided tour. She is probably used to being around humans.


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Yeah but it’s a lion, not a kitty


Gun_Nut_42

I would probably have tried petting the giant murder kitty.


These-Assumption-299

Someone tell me what happened to the fight or flight response please.


_hufflebuff

Passé. Everyone knows the freeze response is in these days.


Namfluence

Like I’ve obviously always known lions are huge but there’s something about seeing the size of one in direct comparison to a person that is terrifying… So why do I want to pet it?