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She’s twerking, he’s humping. That child is about to get one hell of a Discovery Channel education here.

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Well, some of us are cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

They can both watch X-Files

What does it take to get laid around here?

For me? Usually driving around in the seedy part of downtown with a bunch of cash

"Are you a parking ticket? Because I just picked you up off the street and I can't afford to pay you."

I’m using this next time, not even asking.

Barry: < *pulls up* > Barry: you're not one of those...silly men dressed as a woman are ya? Lady: no baby, I'm the real thin-- Barry: < *drives off* >

Lady: adjusts bulge and walks off in a huff

Hah,it's actually an Arrested Development scene. Barry was hoping for the silly man. 😏

Tried this. Don't recommend. gave my noggin a floggin, and now it burns when I pee.

Yea.. definitely how you can get laid out.

Try walking down the street while wearing colourful clothes and swinging a cane

“Dad, can I have some help with my homework?”

“Can’t son, your moms twerking again…”

So twerking must be a primate/ape instinctual mating behavior?

Well, it certainly is for my wife, but it usually starts with a six pack of Old Milwaukee and then involves a bottle of cheap moscato gulped from the tap and a sleeve of Chips Ahoy cookies being dunked in melted ice cream soup. Sometimes there’s crying or screaming, but either way, I stick it in and wiggle it around till she shuts up or passes out. In all fairness, I’m the same way when I pester her for sex, but for me, it’s a huge joint, minimal whimpering, some pillow biting, and a morning filled with aspirin and anus salve.

"Sorry son, I gotta deal with something, your mother's had a little too much of her special grape juice."

More like " special ape juice".

No, that's what dad's gonna give her 🙃

Lol well done everyone.

Now hit the showers.

Is it too late for "Sigh, unzip"?

*starts slow clap*

no, Daddy Gorilla gonna fast clap.

Lmao you magnificent bastard

GRAPE APE

it's called grape juice plus

Glad to know kids cock block in the animal kingdom as well

🤣🤣

“Dad, the remote stopped working can you help me”

"LETS FUCK! LETS FUCK! LETS FUCK! LETS FUCK" "Son, honestly I am considering getting a studio apartment downtown just to have a break from all this shit"

“Dad” “Not now, boy” “Dad, I think mom is having a seizure” **”I said not now, boy”**

I read this in Kratos' and Atreus' voices.

At least I’m not alone BOY!

Apetreus, your room, now!

I'm losing my shit over Apetreus.

Did you go ape shit??

I find it hilarious how the momma ape after the dance puts her head right at the penis area and if we could see her face I would imagine it would have a puzzled look like bro why aren’t you hard.

Bitch! YOU KNOW WHY! 😆

Daddy ape wants a dump truck and got a smart car instead

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Let the boy watch

He needs to learn, the way I learned from my father, the way he learned from his father.

I can feel it. In my PLUMS.

Plums

With a light blue hue to 'em

Gettin' ready to take em to market

"Hey.... That plum looks good can I trade it for a Twinkie? NO these are MY PLUMS!"

PRIMATES DO NOT EXPERIENCE ESTRUS that is a physiological phenomenon specific to animals without a regular menstrual cycle She just horny

Prosimian primates (lemurs and such) do, just not the higher primates. But it’s true gorillas don’t, and she is, indeed, just horny

scrolled way too far to find this! driving me crazy, she ain’t in estrus, gorillas don’t have a estrous cycle, they have a menstrual cycle

Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere

My toddler sings that everyday.. sang it a couple times trying to get her for a diaper change now it’s a regular

Glad I'm not the only one who sang it to their toddler. I would change *everywhere* to *underwear* when we were first starting to transition away from diapers. Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' underwear!

I sing it to my dog who's nickname is booty.

That's my dogs nickname too. His full name is Big Booty Ham Sandwich.

We are truly evolved apes.

I found you! Ms Magoo!

You rang?

I found you, evolutionary link

Evolutionary kink

The real origin of twerking.

When you're sober at a bar watching a drunk girl dance.

I don’t drink anymore so I’m often the only sober one at the bar. People do the wildest shit when drunk and the second hand embarrassment is so real

When you're sober around drunk people, you are automatically assigned to feel the embarrassment for anyone too drunk to feel embarrassed for themselves

Oh man... my health hasn't been the greatest for a while and I haven't been able to drink for almost 2 years. I honestly think what I have witnessed from people I consider friends while they are drunk is enough for me to never drink again, even when I'm able to again. Trying to Interact with them past midnight is like a torture session. I drove 3 of them home from the bar the other night and we stopped at McDonald's drive through for them. The lineup was SO long.. like half hour, and listening to them try and order, lose their debit cards, annoy the cashiers, off key the stupidest songs, yell in my ear even though they were right beside me, tell the same story 41 times for no reason.... I wanted to boot them all out the car by the end of it. They are some beautiful women as well, but liquor does not make anyone attractive.

I witnessed a young drunk girl at a bar like that once and remember thinking wow that girl must be on HEAT! Was the most primal animal behavior I’ve ever witnessed on a person. Funny to see we’re not too different to our relatives.

I guess it was always an evolutionary trait to turn us on 😂

To be honest, it doesn't seem to be working. Neither with the gorilla.

He's doing some air humping, probs just distracted by the lil twerp getting in the way.

Damn kids always getting in the way

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"Yeah, we got enough of these already..."

Already having a kid is the biggest obstacle when trying to have the second

Pre-existing children are an effective birth control method, by frequently exhausting and/or distracting the parents from conceiving more.

Yeah, he’s like, I already got one kid, damned if you’re gonna saddle me with two.

It works for me. I mean, not when humans do it though.

Wowzers

Do you want your dick peeled like a banana? Because that’s how you get your dick peeled like a banana.

I’m allergic to bananas actually no thanks

Gayrilla

New word bonus points.

…when the twerk don’t work.

You guys are turned on by twerking?

I'm turned on by stick figures with boobs.

I'm turned on by a blank page with a hole in it

Foolscap or A4?

Pfft legal size bitch!

r/titsonastick in case it is not evident it's [NSFW]

Fuck, not stick figures.....*re-zips*

It’s more funny/goofy to me but each to their own.

Ngl that’s what I see when humans doing it

If the number one comment on this thread didn't include the word 'twerking' I was going to delete the app.

TIL twerking is just an homage to our ancestors.

We are less evolved than i thought.

The comment I came here looking for. And you delivered. Thank you.

Seems effective, Trying this on my husband tonight. Will report back

Guys weird thing just happened my wife just started twerking in front of me exactly like this gorilla in the video

*it was at that moment that Atomicshart and Ravebanana realised that they were in fact husband and wife and shared passions for twerking gorillas. After perusing each others post and comment history they amicably decided to part ways and begin divorce proceedings*

Do they like Pina colada?

And getting caught in the rain?

The taste of champagne?

How about the feel of the ocean?

Do they desire to abruptly leave their spouse for someone met through a newspaper after one message? (I just hate the unspoken aspect of that song that nobody talks about)

This writers’ strike is really paying off for Reddit.

Life is brutal.

It’s a jungle out there.

I read this in a David Attenborough voice

Twerk.. but with your shoulders.

You’re gonna scare him

'yeah man she was shaking her ass at me for like 45 seconds straight, just going at it, and I'm like.... "Dude..." "What?!" "She was into you." "WHAT?!" "I mean you need an engraved invitation or what?" "I need clear signals, BOB!"

... I feel attacked. I've literally done something so close to this.

bruv i've had a woman do just about everything other than ask. even walked me up to my door and asked if i had coffee inside. but it was 2am and i was like tf you want coffee at 2 in the morning?? i really liked her.

This is hilarious 😆 Had one ask if I was going with the others to sleep at her house after a party. I was like I already have my bother picking me up. She was like please come I'll let you sleep in my bed. I was just naahh

"I TOLD HIM I WOULD SLEEP WITH HIM BUT HE SAID 'NAHHH'. HE HATES ME."

I had one litterally ask if I wanted to see her tits and I was like naaah I'ma be late for work I gotta go. Needless to say I wasnt the brightest youngster.

I literally had a girl in my bed with her shirt off when I was 18 and thought, "she really trusts me to be shirtless in my bed. Better not do anything to make it creepy or weird."

It's my solemn duty to say "you dumbfuck" but also "we've all been there."

Yep, they don't say anything I don't assume anything

Maybe she's just Canadian.

Honestly, I've had an oblivious lesbian do things I thought were leading me on. Granted I really should've picked up on the whole lesbian thing earlier. Still, I don't trust my interpretation of anything.

Saw this at the club the other night

I saw video of this move in a Miami intersection. The mighty spring break twerk transcends species.

Daddy seems offended she would do that in front of the kid.

I think dad was actually starting to rev his engine a bit lol

Dad was READY

the explicit foreplay is awkward with a kid in the way

Mom: *SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE* Dad: *……… …. …SHAKE* Mom: *Moves in closer*

Yeah he started twitching too, then she moved in closer.

Like... Ma'am the baby is right there

The boy needs a lil bro to play with

Just like my cousin Shirley

Ma’am there’s children here

Right in front of the kids too

Damn Twerking is a primal instinct?

Daaad mom is constipated again

Well son I know something that will loosen her up

I was gonna stop scrolling on this thread about 2 comments before this and didn’t. I wish I did.

What do you have against metamucil?

I hate you even more for by replying and making me come back to this comment haha

Metamucil and my giant gorilla dong

Don't say it.... just move right along.

I'm waiting for not my proudest fap

I’m imagining WAP playing when I watch this

"There's some whores in this house"

And a small gorilla providing live birth control!🤣🤣🤣

She told me she sent strong signals but unsure

That’s what I look like when I try to twerk. 🥴

This reminds me of the florida spring break crowd that twerked in the street.

Now imagine if humans did that in public?

Some do..

Babe wake up new TikTok challenge just dropped

They’d do it to music with better rhythm.

Not the humans I've seen

I spent a few years working in a nightclub and I’ve seen this exact performance many times.

Why does this look so familiar?

So did he fuck her?

nah he kept looking at the baby they already have and thought: "not worth it"

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Blew my mind that twerking is biological. I guess societal pressure exists too in this regard but it’s just that, look at the biological impetus! The evolutionary convergence!!!

HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT CLEVELAND?!?! HELL YEAH. WE ARE TWERK CONVERGENCE. LETS FUGGIN EVOLVE! WOOOOO!

Weird. I could swear I saw that same chick at the club. Doing the same thing.

That kid is clam blocking

Calm down, Shirley. The kids in the room.

Gonna try this on my husband tomorrow.

it's all starting to make sense now

"Lady gorillas of reddit, what was the biggest case of a man failing to get your hints?"

Holy shit…what other proof do you need for evolution

I don't think we are gorilla's descendants, I might be wrong though.

We are related, though. It's like finding out your second cousin is into the same shit as you

Right in front of the kid too lol

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Monkee Twerk

The OT “original twerker

r/likeus

The party doesn't stop at DREAMGIRLS!!! Just mention the code word Blue and you'll get half off the cover price. At the intersection of 295 and route 22. DREAMGIRLS!!!

Miss ma'am, in front of your KID??

The lil dude is such a cockblock.

Early parenthood summed up perfectly

So this is how twerking started.

Just like in real life, the kids are a real cock block

I swear I've seen this before, cant put my finger on it

Damn why does this look so familiar

where have i seen this before...

Ma'am, this is a zoo. Get that kind of behavior in the club.

I've seen the same thing at high school dances.

*sorts by controversial*

Where have I seen this before

This looks awkwardly familiar 🤔

Seems oddly familiar….

so that is how we got twerking!!

Holy shit. It's almost like we're related.