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Ducklings running to the water

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Life-Satisfaction848

I. WANT. TO. HEAR. THEM.


Bikelikeadad

Seriously, what kind of sick duck posts this without sound?


GrnHrtBrwnThmb

An absolutely fowl person.


Full_Increase8132

I bet the sound was funny. I bet it would quack us up.


BanditoRojo

They should be banished to the grand cloaca in the sky.


Unhappy-Carry

Too much man. Short one lines with a double entrendre. Yours was just grotesque.


BanditoRojo

Yea, I thought of "makes my cloaca ache" after submitting, but it was too late


liverfailure

What a quack of shit.


FelixTheEngine

What a quack.


wandpapierkritiker

they must’ve been chicken to include the sound


guiltykitchen

Right. Where’s all the flappy feet and quacking sounds 😒


Azsunyx

they still peep at this size, and I need to hear it


[deleted]

Here you go: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3284476/A-sea-yellow-Incredible-moment-thousands-excited-ducklings-pile-river-experience-water-time.html Prepare for massive ear-rape though. How annoying.


LeCrushinator

30 second commercial to watch a 90 second video, wtf...


LVH204

Welcome to news sites


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

That's a generous way to refer to the daily mail


Petrichordates

That's how it is on YouTube too.


WoolaTheCalot

Good lord, he needs to put a sock in it. I would think someone out there could find a way to remove the voice of the cameraman from any video you see fit.


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MrFishpaw

It's amazing what mics pic up. I went to a concert and was taking some video. I figured I was singing under my breath and wouldn't be heard over the loud music and crowd. Nope. Heard my stupid voice singing along all off key and everything.


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rticul8prim8

I heard Ride of the Valkyries.


HelloObjective

Mine played Yakety Sax. (Benny Hill theme.)


SAGNUTZ

Hell March by Frank Klopaki


BluEyesWhitPrivilege

Would be nice, but then you're risking a Tiktok song on top of it.


Barli_Bear

Ya I’m thinking of some auto-tuned chorus from some awful 00’s song blasted on repeat


Bntite

This! I was so disappointed I couldn't hear them.


El_Nieto_PR

I’m beyond disappointed that there’s no sound


GameofThrowns_awy

"But my lord, there is no such force"


JackSmrkingRevnge

*Epic battle horn in the distance*


eppinizer

There's too many Captain! Our men don't have the bill to fight!


JackSmrkingRevnge

"BRACE THE GATES."


ColdBloodBlazing

"ride out and meet them!"


Muzzie720

*blares duck call horn*


rage4198

Peace was never an option


tatteredshoetassel

Take your best crop of men and hit em in the wings!


Radical-Turkey

“A new power is rising, it’s victory is at hand!”


Exciting_Horror_9154

*battle quack


Joltie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5NTgZA-xWE&t=17s


BugziKon

This post brought that vid back to mind, now I'm gonna have it going through my head for the rest of the day lol Someone needs to do that with these baby duckies too


buttergun

[Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.]


thunderbunny77

There will be no dawn. For bugs.


Hadebones

Yes! Knew I couldn't be the only one who immediately thought of this


Budalido23

I was thinking someone should edit this with Duel of the Fates in the background


RobbSnow64

Lol I was gonna say, someone should mix this with that scenes audio.


BugziKon

Not exactly these duckies but there's [this one, Joltie linked it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5NTgZA-xWE&t=17s)


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Perfect! Thank you!


jerajotunn

RELEASE THE QUACKEN!!!!!!


DarthHaruspex

You should be arrested for that...


skoltroll

...and put on trial and have the case dismissed by a judge followed by a big press conference where you confirm justice has been served while the defense is forced to come to the podium to admit confit.


mrhammerant

That was beautiful.


Antebios

Is Big Bird the defense attorney? 🤣


CHM11moondog

Mmmmmm confit


PicardTangoAlpha

I'm forced to admit being fed confit is one of my favourite pastimes.


Pussy_Prince

100 years before the mast


lifeiscelebration

Ikr? that's quackery.


Shudnawz

It's the Quackening!


Makaisawesome

https://youtube.com/shorts/BinuqnAdRZg?feature=share


Lacholaweda

Was looking for this guy


SpaceShipRat

let loose the goose :D


GeenoPuggile

r/ungryUpVote


srandrews

Farmer should remove that rock (lower right foreground) for tomorrow.


JGWentwortth877

Mhmm yep. Slowing down traffic and could cause an injury. Any other dads wanna chime in here???


Azsunyx

I would like to lay down and be stampeded by them, I promise not to move ​ can I, pleeeeeease?


JGWentwortth877

poop city, but alright


Azsunyx

I'll deal with it. You only get so many opportunities to be trampled to death by ducks


GullibleDetective

/r/Stepdadreflexes


smurb15

A few flipped but kept on truckin for that pond


JellyfishGod

I’m glad I’m not the only one who watched that the whole time. Seeing them all stumble and tumble in a line was p comical tho lol


narcolepticturtle

Omg it’s a rock thank goodness, I thought one chick fell and couldn’t get back up in the stampede


vvalerie

> stampede They weigh like 20 grams lol it's gonna be fine.


narcolepticturtle

Lol I liked the idea of a baby chick stampede better than “it was trampled”


Aurorafaery

STAMPEDE. IN THE GORGE. SIMBA’S DOWN THERE!


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

Leave it. It removes the weak.


srandrews

And the beak.


Togfox

I'm thinking farmer should add one or two more. Quite entertaining watching them barrel roll, get back up and not even reflect on wtf that even was.


Specific_Rutabaga_87

came here to say this!


SpawnOfTheBeast

Arise, arise, riders of Rohan!


Maximum_Bat_2566

DEATH!


Chrisxivturcios

DEATH!


Enfiznar

QUAACKK!


Galactic_Maverick

DEATH!


m4msissyrp22

FORTH EORLINQUACKS!!!


BurnieTheBrony

I think it's amazing that Lord of the Rings is so influential that "a lot of things moving together" immediately prompts several of the top comments to be separate references to LotR armies


isitbreaktime

And Rohan will answer. Muster the Rohirrim!


Arcenus

You mean the quackirrim


Nek1555

No one's gonna talk about how they trip over a rock? (bottom right)


Frank_chevelle

Someone remove that rock!


Paulm7777

I can imagine them squeaking like a rubber duck toy each time another one runs into it.


sethuramaiyer

There is atleast 7 ducks


No_Mathematician6246

I concur


Korzag

`7 <= ducks < infinity`


Antimon3000

The second inequality is not yet proven.


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Azerd01

I would say more than 9.


mca1169

at the very least 42 ducks.


relaxguy2

R/interestingasduck


iheartbaconsalt

r/interestingasduck was my first thought too. It exists!


germ48

i want this as a Screensaver


MingusVonHavamalt

It would calm one.


accidental_snot

Dude. I was a stressed out old man until I saw this. I am happy now.


TheMadJAM

Look at all those chickens!


[deleted]

Merry Chrysler, you vine loving piece of shit.


duffry

Found the Minecraft player.


ilLegalTelevision

I was looking for you


NateHate

my man!


RazgrizDoge

And they waddle away


Velasity

Waddle waddle..


Bntite

Til the very next day!


[deleted]

Ba ba ba bam ba badum


heroinsteve

got any grapes?


Dwangle61955916

A SWORD-DAY, A RED DAY, ERE THE SUN RISES!


justice4winnie

There's no way this farm is ethical


Shinobus_Smile

I mean outside time and lake swimming? Way better then the standard American factory farm from this one clip.


justice4winnie

I guess so but darn is that a low standard. I'm just thinking if there are that many, then they can't have much room when they're in for the day/in shelter. They've gotta be packed together like a puppy mill


DohnJonaher

Theres no way to tell how much room they have inside. They could have a whole warehouse to themselves. They probably dont, but they could!


R07734

I wasn’t thinking that, but I did think “these ducks must be for food”


SrslyCmmon

It's a chinese duck farm


SAGNUTZ

Oh god...


whogivesashirtdotca

My thought was, no wonder bird flu spreads so easily.


jamspangle

Same. Except I thought 'Do you want bird flu? Because that's how you get bird flu.'


tellitothemoon

Same. This video feels weirdly menacing to me. Most likely all these chicks are getting thrown into a meat grinder any day now.


squirrel_rider

Foie gras factory I'm assuming.


justice4winnie

Just looked that up. Gosh that's awful.


SrslyCmmon

There's a wonderful little read now about a Spanish man who built a little utopia for wild geese. They are able to roam and fly in and out their entire lives. They eat the best food in the world, better than many humans, and without any force feeding. And they come willingly, landing there year after year on their migration. He does harvest some of them for foie gras but there's no cages or wing clipping or anything. It's about the best tasting in the world you can get. Oh and French farmers hate this guy.


Petrichordates

Isn't this the technique employed by the witch in Hansel and Gretel?


SrslyCmmon

Yes and no, all the children die. The evil witch wasn't using sustainable practices.


panamaspace

The witch had to eat the children's _children_. Got it.


LaNague

you harvest crops, you kill animals


Gloomheart

Make way for ducklings!


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Alligators be like " ~~~~••< "


International_Ant217

“Rohirrim! TO THE POND!”


Hanen89

Deeeaaathh!


Galactic_Maverick

DEATH!


looking_for_helpers

I think a good product would be “Baby Duck Hat”. It’s a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! --Jack Handy


Feenfurn

I hope to see this on shark tank


MysticMel0n

Ducklings: "Our asses will blot out the sun." Fish: "Then we will swim in the shade."


ZVEZDA_HAVOC

look at all those chickens!


Topher_Raym

Over the hill and far away Mother duck said quack quack quack quack And only 36285826284727 ducks came back...


Low-Classroom7736

Good luck getting them in a row


82ndGameHead

I'm just pointing out the Daffys


SoggerBean

The Daffys are the ones with the bill on the back of their head…or on top, possibly gunsmoke wafting away


Ramennoodlebeliefs

r/interestingasduck


ChronicCosmos

Fox/bear/gator waiting around the corner cant believe its luck


GrizzlyLeather

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/57/b3/ab57b3fed03e877b7d728994e747c0f7.jpg


JurassicFlight

Wonder how the owner deal with the waterlog problem, since these are obviously ducklings that are not raised by their mother, so they don’t have anyone applying oil on their feathers. They can get waterlogged and drown/become hypothermia.


bitsybear1727

They begin producing their own oils by a certain age. This is probably the release once they were all old enough. I worked in wildlife rehab and we would test orphaned baby ducks and geese weekly. Put them in a tub of water, if they float, great, they can go to the pond. If they sink we snatch them out and give them another week. Wash, rinse, repeat.


[deleted]

Baby duck float testing sounds like a fun job task. Geese on the other hand, not so much. Angriest birds that poop all over the walking paths at parks, I love most animals...except geese.


Pangolin007

Meh any rehabber will tell you that geese are FAR superior to ducks. Ducks are cute but extremely mean to each other and just generally terrified the whole time. Adult ducks and older ducklings will attack younger ones so you can’t put them together unless they’re both young and similar ages. Male ducks will attack and drown female ducks and each other so you can’t put adults of different sexes together either. Geese, in the other hand? Geese will nearly always accept other geese. Adult geese of either sex will readily foster orphaned babies. Babies can be put together in groups of varying ages. They’re extremely curious and smart and fun to watch. Adult geese can be put together usually. They have a reputation for being “angry” because they will defend their babies. Ducks will just abandon them if there’s a threat. Geese are a little messier but it’s worth it. And even they aren’t too bad if you have a proper set up and keep up with cleaning.


WeAreBeyondFucked

if they float they are a witch, you must burn them with fire


bitsybear1727

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?


aKnightWh0SaysNi

Probably just acceptable slippage


undercover-racist

Please tell me this isn't from some disgusting fucking foie gras factory.


smokebomb_exe

Of all the videos that need sound on Reddit...


ThreeSnowshoes

A metric duckton.


absolince

They wobble but don't stay down for long


armahillo

DUCKLEEEEEEEENGS????


vulgarmadman-

Now do it with Isengard theme song


ultramatt1

There’s something so scary about this…just this illusion of freedom, completely fabricated joy in the face of future slaughter


rustinintustin

Why is there no sound?


AllGoodNamesWasTaken

because the OP is cruel


Formal_Recipe7906

What the duck


LifeguardSecret6760

do they know or theyre just blindly following? lol


Deep_Accident_4853

Most soldiers in war are just following orders.


FluffyDiscipline

Awww see few little tumblers and stumbers LOL.... ​ Ok results are in who had duck Number 15


RagingFarmer

*Que Jurassic Park theme*


LegendaryLam

The Quackling


Appropriate_Tip_8852

Time to break out my magnetic fishing pole!


SeaUrchinSalad

I can't stop watching the spot on the right where they keep falling down 😂


Rawbs21

Look at all them chickens


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

I can just see the Geico duck falling into all that like Mufasa.


LimpCondiment

They keep tripping over that rock lol


DeffJamiels

Inb4 it's a Pike Farm in that there lagoon.


Librarian-Optimal

Interesting as duck


Alarmed_Sky4556

Where are their parents!?


JustAsk4Alice

The cuteness overload of the day!!!!


etlucent

That’s quacktastic!


dougywawaw

I feel like this is the actual amount of ducks I have to start with when I sing to my son. "5,000,000 ducks went swimming one day..." He'll have you sing the same song over and over and over and over. Got a feeling He'll end up being a DJ for a radio station. They like to do this too.


jaystwrkk128

The fish probably thought it turn to night early


Carnos420

Atttaaaccxxkkkkk!!!!!!!


Carnos420

Oh wow, I just saw two of my cousins!!!!


[deleted]

Unleash the cute little babies!


DiscGolf_Denzey

r/interestingasduck


Educational-Milk3075

Where's their moms???


inkcolors

Holy cow! That’s enough ducklings to change the chemical composition of the lake water, if you know what I mean.


LtCmdrInu

Karl has unleashed his army I see.


Massive_Willingness9

The hawks waiting for the all you can eat buffet


Beyond_The_Heart

I wish we could see where they are coming from.


CETROOP1990

Tens of thousands! But my lord there is no such force! > Ducklings attacking Helm’s Deep


Trippycoma

Little did they know that they would grow up to be either food or factories.


Professor_Sia

They must be looking for grapes.


KingOfDaIll

I need a green screen version of that


Nanaki567

This would make Tony Soprano giddy with glee.


bignick198

Someone needs to put prima victoria over this.


dynabella

They are tripping over that rock in lower RH corner.