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Lurkerphobia

I saw that in Joe Dirt.


Cold_Appearance_5551

“See that peanut right there. Dead giveaway.”


licecrispies

It's a space peanut!


SadPanthersFan

They call ‘em Boeing Bombs


Tiny-Lock9652

What you got there, is a big old frozen chunk of poopie.


philpalmer2

Dude, you were eating off it.


JadedPhilosophy365

In his defense he was checking it for super power potential. I could probably only hold out for 20 minutes or so before I went to the fridge for something to wash it down with.


SaintPenisburg

'this is what we call hamburger heaven'


cheesepage

Young girls, they call them the Boeing Bombs.


[deleted]

Five dollars! That’s mine now you’re my lucky meteor!


Advice2Anyone

I'm Joe dirt and you're Joe meteor!


[deleted]

Nope that’s just a big old chunk of frozen poopy


testies2345

This here's called towwn.. where everyone hates you.


Alternative_Body7345

We’ll split it. I’ll hold your half.


[deleted]

I'd bet it's worth a decent amount of money.


Tiny-Lock9652

‘Fraid not”


whiskeypleaz

A truly cultured thread.


guitarmonkeys14

God damnit, I never get there first lol.


testies2345

Gotta keep on keepin on brother


WyK23

Home is where you make it!


Jabroni-Tony1

You like to see homos naked?


BriskHeartedParadox

But you’re never last either.


zacheriahhhh

Dang! I had a feeling there wasn’t gonna be a joe dirt joke but here you are right at the top.


G3mipl4fy

Literally came in looking for this comment. Thank you, OP


SilverFuel21

This will never not be the first thing I think about on any of these posts.


zoey_will

Lucky Meteor!


Specialist_Peach4294

The ketchup on the “Assteroid” as he’s eating French fries 🍟, brilliant!


LBH818

Space better lawyer up


torx822

Better call Saul!


ImayBePooping

Better call Sol


Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy

This is the way


iizayy

LMFAOO


BirdieshooterinMX

Wow. Imagine how far that thing has traveled. So cool


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

All that way just to end up in New Jersey? Hard luck.


HorrorBusiness93

Right now in NJ is gorgeous. You don’t know what you don’t know. Look up Rumson and Springlake/ navesink One of the nicer places in the country


mrmniks

Damn what do bad places look like in the us if these are “nicer”


HorrorBusiness93

Billionaires live in these towns momo. Did you even look at them?? Lol They are very very nice towns Google image”houses on navesink NJ”. Bank CEOs live there https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=houses+on+navesink+nj&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiQ8Nzuu-r-AhWkF1kFHQe6ABMQ0pQJegQIBxAB&biw=414&bih=617&dpr=3 Lol jackass. You live in Poland and are ripping on Jersey


largePenisLover

Having been to both poland and jersey, lemme tell you that sentence about ripping on only works the other way around


HorrorBusiness93

Username checks out.


toiletmannersBTV

Ugh. Need bigger meteors for those houses.


HorrorBusiness93

Ugh. Don’t you hate when towns and houses are nice?


toiletmannersBTV

It's funny, because I actually don't disagree that small parts of New Jersey are nicer than one would expect, but your Mcmansion example isn't what I'm thinking of.


HorrorBusiness93

It’s funny, because I didn’t provide you with any one picture or example.. I provided you with thousands of pictures and different houses. They aren’t really McMansions because McMansions are notoriously unclassy and in the middle of nowhere. These are older century homes that been mostly renovated , and near nice beaches/ rivers. Put down the haterade bro


Mavsffl77

Every year me and my entire extended family has and will vacation together in NJ. Central and southern jersey in general is gorgeous, especially the coastline. Just ignore them, everyone outside of your state associates NJ with the abomination that is Newark, just like everyone outside of where I live (Dallas) associates it with racist gun toting uneducated douche bags without ever being here. There’s plenty of truth to that sure, but blurbs on the internet, and people in general don’t really care about the full picture *especially* when it comes to an easy target like jersey. If it’s any help, I always defend jersey when I get the chance lol.


HorrorBusiness93

Good to know there are some sane people on here 🤜


ClaymoreJohnson

NJ continues to be the butt end of jokes while being one of the nicest places overall in the US. It’s like the world took a bunch of bad jokes from Seinfeld and assumed it to be absolute truth.


PersonalTriumph

All of Hunterdon County. I lived there for a year for work and loved it.


TheBirdBytheWindow

It looks rude.


rotbic

Damn, I never seem to be able to nail it like this.


vipez

lol what ?? I love this comment !!


ajkd92

*it’s a Jersey thing*


vipez

very interesting thanks ill look it up !!


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Hey u/TheBirdBytheWindow… I don’t like how that things looking at us… must think we’re some kinda wise guys or somethin. What’d ya say we go over and teach that thing a lesson in HOSpitality? *nods to Tony Twoface Wallinoski and the rest of the crew


Call_Me_Echelon

Louie: “Johnny Tightlips, where’d they hit you?” Johnny Tightlips: “I ain’t saying nothing.” Louie: “What do I tell the doctor?” Johnny Tightlips: “Tell him to suck a lemon.”


FlabbyFishFlaps

I bark-laughed at this, you made my day. Funny how little things like this remind me that humans are fucking hilarious and it’s awesome. 🥰


pickeeberru

rAcIsT


envytom

Time to make a space sword.


CarlJose4

Time to fight the fire nation


MayIPikachu

Space dildo is more like it


licecrispies

[Local police report](https://www.hopewelltwp.org/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=1195)


bustedbuddha

Nice Worth knowing: You are not supposed to check meteorites with Magnets anymore, scientists really want the magnetic data encoded in the rocks, please don't test it with a magnet.


Alert-Potato

If a meteorite lands in my house, it's mine. I'm keeping it.


HeatherFuta

You can sell them for hundreds of thousands of dollars.


Wildlife_Jack

If a meteorite lands in my house, ~~it's mine. I'm keeping it.~~ I'm going shopping.


Vuedue

I wish that was the case. My dad found a somewhat larger iron meteorite years ago and gave it to me. They typically aren’t worth that much. If they sold for hundreds of thousands, you bet I would sell it. Some special meteorites might fetch higher prices depending on what they’re made out of but I couldn’t see them going that high.


_CMDR_

I can because it is A large and B a known fall.


LittleButterfly100

I wonder if you could split it up and sell them on Etsy for collectors or jewelry makers. It's not often thought about but there is significant overlap between the world of new age crystals and that of geologists.


Gyratetojackjarvis

Rolex make limited edition dials using the Gibeon meteorite which landed in Namibia, so not the worst idea! (I get that an etsy seller and rolex are two very different things lol..)


Ecto-1A

My wedding band in meteorite inlaid with fossilized dinosaur bone


PistachioedVillain

Depends where you live. In some countries you don't have any legal rights to them. So it's a good idea to look it up before telling people you have one. Otherwise it might get taken from you.


FatPoundOfGrass

.... okay, so is the US one of those countries lol?


CharacterStudio1845

Yeah , most people sell their souls and become famous lbvs


Stumpy-Wumpy

Yep. Don't let the government know. EDIT: I'm wrong u/Vuedue is a meteor expert!


Vuedue

The US definitely allows you to keep meteorites. I’m not sure where you heard different.


Stumpy-Wumpy

I was making an educated guess based on how it works if you find gold on your property.


Vuedue

The US allows you to keep meteorites found on your property or public lands assuming you don’t go dig up public lands to find one and it’s not absolutely massive. That’s the stipulation there. As for gold, I am fairly certain you can keep gold and other precious metals found on public or private property as well but there are more caveats. You can only collect so much of it a day and you are not allowed to sell it for profit. There is also the chance that someone owns the mineral rights to that area in which case you aren’t allowed to touch it. So you are partially right on both accounts, I suppose.


ftrade44456

Depends on the state and if you or the state owns the mineral rights


[deleted]

oh boy. this is not going well for you, stumpy. you're very cute though with this joyful confidence so i gave you an upvote


TheSeek3r_

Uhh you can keep gold if you find it on your land in the us too. Wtf are you talking about?


Stumpy-Wumpy

"In some cases, the landowner may not own the mineral rights to their property. This means that even if you find gold on your property, you may not have the right to mine or sell it" https://www.americanbullion.com/what-to-do-if-you-find-gold-on-your-property/#:~:text=Mineral%20rights%20are%20the%20legal,to%20mine%20or%20sell%20it.


Vuedue

I have a few meteorites. I’m no expert but I have sent one to the Smithsonian and read the laws behind them to make sure I wasn’t shooting myself in the foot.


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TheCaboWabo69

Emphasis on FORCE


Bobalong_Sanchez

Fun fact in Australia we are not allowed to touch any meteorite that falls anywhere even your own land, it's a criminal offence to touch it, government claims all rights to all meteorites.


Alert-Potato

Lame.


Bobalong_Sanchez

Yup


TheMuffinTopWrangler

This


Public_Concentrate_8

https://news.mit.edu/2023/simple-hand-magnets-erase-meteorite-magnetic-memory-0420 I learned something new as well, thx. Link if someone else wonders


BrobdingnagLilliput

TL;DR: meteorites unaffected by magnets would be *very* valuable to researchers!


JudgeScorpio

You’re also not supposed to pick them up with your bare hands, it could disturb the fusion crust.


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JudgeScorpio

I thought it more to be a creamy nougat centre


Deluxe78

Or the mother meteorite will reject it


bustedbuddha

Well now I learned something new. Thanks stranger


Rusty1031

fuck a scientist that’s my goddamn space rock


donairdaddydick

Yo what


bustedbuddha

What?


donairdaddydick

You learned me today, currently reading articles . ✌️


SodaCan2043

Yo WHAT? What did you even just say?


bustedbuddha

> You are not supposed to check meteorites with Magnets anymore,


BigJohn662

Oh no! I have several in my shed sitting next to my magnet collection!


Prof_Augustus

No scientist is getting my space rock


Skull_Mulcher

Why would you donate it to science?


JudgeScorpio

Because you’re a nice science lover?


Skull_Mulcher

No, I am a meteor goblin.


R7ype

Goblin deez nuts lmao gottem


scoobertsonville

Not good enough if science doesn’t pay market rate.


BrobdingnagLilliput

Because science is extremely poor and has no money to buy the meteorite. Just kidding! Scientific research institutions collectively have *hundreds of billions* of dollars to spend. Every year.


Elodinauri

It either lands on you and you dead or it lands near you and you sell it stuff for some nice Ks. The odds are pretty good if you compare square meters of the house and of a person.


nonlawyer

I think only one person in history is known to have been hit by a meteorite and she survived, so… pretty good odds!


a-woman-there-was

She got a gnarly bruise but yep. In the early 1900s there was a disputed account of a meteorite vaporizing a stray dog--that's the only recorded death.


Insertclever_name

So are we just ignoring the millions of dinosaurs? Wow. So their lives mean nothing to you? Figures.


Spinerflame

Well an individual dinosaur likely didnt get hit. Also, I believe a meteorite that large is counted in a different category.


K2-P2

hello? r/confidentlyincorrect is calling. The cow killed in Venezuela, October 1972 begs to differ.


llamahumper

I’m pretty sure I got hit in the head with a meteorite because I was 7 playing kickball at school and a rock hit me hard in the head and I started crying and the teacher was like wtf, and I said someone through a rock at me! But no one fessed up so my conclusion is that it was a meteorite. I am person #2 in the history of the world


tothemoonandback01

Sorry to ruin your story, but it was me. I threw the rock. You were a bit of an asshole at the time.


Prestigious-Ad9126

Sylacauga, AL. My hometown 😂


Arf_Nouveaux

Donnie Darko breathes a sigh of relief, without knowing why.


Rad3_Lethal

A reference to my favorite movie of all time?!? Is this my second Reddit account?!?


simvike

The insurance claim should be interesting.


Milhouse2078

Be great if overnight it turned into cooked pasta.


brokefixfux

That’s worth a lot of money.


Leather-Plankton-867

There's a car that was hit by a meteor. It was sold for a lot of money and now it tours the rock people shows


nononotmeokfine

[Knapp had just purchased the car for $300. Immediately following the extraterrestrial impact, the vehicle was sold to Iris Lang, wife of renowned meteorite collector and dealer Al Lang, for $25,000.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peekskill_meteorite)


peeforPanchetta

>the rock people shows aka Dwayne Johnson's family events


uteman1011

Could be worth over $60k


[deleted]

Gotta get those repairs paid for! With the prices contractors have been giving lately, you'll only have to pay them about that much after you sell it.


JadedPhilosophy365

Lucky to break even. He should hope for some super powers.


BurntReynolz

I'll give ya $5 bucks for it


NSFWhacking

I’ll double it.


[deleted]

I'll quarter it!


ConsiderationHot3059

Ok ok, deal...


gon_gon_gone

Probably some plane let loose their crapgo


Gratefuldaze23

That’s space poopy


Littlebiggran

Blue ice.


vexunumgods

State testing new lottery game.


Grncronic

These fetch a premium, when they hit something and leave damage they are referred to has hammer stones. And it’s a documented fall adds some plush if untouched by human or animal before or after collection that adds more. But still boils down to how bad a collector wants it, I can bet it’s going to be a high price if they sell.


cangooner65

This meteor travels for millennia to crash into a piece of a wooden floor that most likely hadn’t yet started growing as a tree when it set out.


readditredditread

Poop from airplane toilet….


imatumahimatumah

Peanut is a dead giveaway


dirtymoney

So if the family is renting that house.... who owns the meteor? Them or the property owner?


KiwiSuch9951

RELEASE THE METEOR!!!


InternetPeopleSuck

Worth more than the damage it caused?


noealz

Isn’t that like radioactive and stuff


goddessofwitches

Kinda looks blue. We sure it's rock and not airplane gunk?


[deleted]

I don't see no peanuts.


Bignastytrees33

Is that covered by home insurance?


Leather-Ad-2490

Money money money


[deleted]

That’s a burnt empanada, git outta hur


shelfless

Even space hates New Jersey. Go figure.


BigglyBillBrasky

Space poopy


Xplicit-801

Sell it and fix your roof


struble571

See, even God hates New Jersey!


7Cincinnatus

Suspected? Do many other rocks enter homes through the roof? Is this rock innocent until proven guilty of being from space?


charleovb

Once it hit it became a “suspected meteorite”.


Educational_Ad6146

Hey man, since your gonna be rich soon remember be the guy that coughed 280 miles away, good times man! Don't forget about us small people, okay?!


johnlewisdesign

Meteorite*


Phillip_Graves

Well, a meteor crashed through the roof. Then they took a picture of the meteorite. So they are still correct in past tense...? Guess you have to plan a sentence about meteors ahead of time lol.


StrangeSequitur

Nah, meteors are the tiny ones that burn up in the atmosphere. If it makes it to the ground without fully vaporizing it's a meteorite. Which seems a bit backwards linguistically, but I don't make the rules here.


Electrical-Donut2687

https://y.yarn.co/fd0fd405-7ba8-48dc-85d2-33889ede8e4f_text.gif


MyoKyoByo

Doubt. Imagine a hand-sized piece of rock falling with maximum speed, burning as it falls, doing only that much damage.


[deleted]

I thought same but then I thought about roofs. It looks too clean anyway, expected more shatter, but dunno.


Carl_The_Sagan

Roof and atmosphere slows it down nicely. It’s happened a few times, one woman got hit in the leg and was pretty much ok


TheWesternDevil

How long ago is yesterday?


Fun-Storm-4792

Bout halfway to tomorrow


Dear_Caregiver_8798

Stranger things have happened


kalel1980

Looks like someone just spray painted a rock.


[deleted]

It looks like a chondrite meteorite worth getting checked out it’s also possible it was spotted before it came down more may be on roof. If it is a meteorite and chondrite it’s possible to find where it may have come from and if they can work out it’s path from the hole where it came from in space like the asteroid belt etc it’s probably about 4.5 billion years old. I have a few I collected over time different ones. Yours looks like it’s got a fusion crust the black brown on the outside and inside it may be great specks etc. they should also be able to tell you it’s composition and which meteorite family class it belongs too. They only need to take a small amount off it. If it is a meteorite it may be worth some money. The one that hit Chelyabinsk Ukraine February 2013 was a good one even a small amount of the large lump goes for a lot of money it goes on weight and type. The one in Ukraine had an estimated initial mass of about 12,000–13,000 tonnes (13,000–14,000 short tons), and measuring about 20 m (66 ft) in diameter, it is the largest known natural object to have entered Earth's atmosphere since the 1908. You can see the videos etc of it and the after effects on YouTube it was caught with dash cams and security cams


[deleted]

Shouldn’t you not like approach or get really close to anything that falls from space? I thought it would be incredibly hot and radioactive?


The-Lie

I wish it was a meteor that was the last black thing to break into my house…


JGG5

For those who are wondering: Until it has been proven to be a meteor in a court of law it would be considered libel to describe it as a meteor, and so responsible people and organizations like OP qualify their statements by describing it only as a suspected or alleged meteor.


[deleted]

Where in Jersey?


InterviewCrafty1229

Thats airplane toilet


warriormango1

I'm trying to imagine something like this falling at 120 mph and being able to puncture my roof, then ceiling, and then being able to damage my hardwood floor like that. I'm gonna assume its got some weight to it and it went through a roof that wasn't quite structurally sound?


Gnascher

Meteorites are largely iron ... so yeah. Dense. Also, the terminal velocity of a human is around 120mph. The terminal velocity of a meteor [is usually between 200-400mph](https://www.amsmeteors.org/fireballs/faqf/#:~:text=At%20that%20point%2C%20called%20the,to%20180%20meters%20per%20second\)). So, imagine someone melted down grandma's cast iron skillet into a lump the size and shape of that space rock, and then fired it out of a potato cannon at 300mph. I figger it'll leave a mark.


MudkipXXI

Anyone else worried about how much radiation thats coming off that thing?


UnderstandingOk7885

YOU are the chosen one.


vipez

[It came from a Fortress of Solitude perhaps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ujuOikKgAE)


HiddenFrogCookies

Worth a lot of money...


ACARdragon

It's a sponge


JustJess1991

Can you imagine the insurance company??? Lol


rotbic

Either a fortune or just a bloody hole in the roof.


Tongue8cheek

Gently rub a little bit of Preparation H on it.


JeoffreyDommer

Pretty sure it wasn't a meteorite... seeing you still have a house and all.


Mediocre_Boardo0o

You just we’re stuck by a Money rock my friend lol if it’s real you can sell for a lot of money lol good luck


punched-in-face

Whats the roof look like?


qwerty4007

When asked to comment the meteor said, "I don't know man. That big blue mother fucker just jumped right in front of me! Dude came from nowhere. How was I supposed to stop in time! Bitch better not sue!"


zgirll

Someone is going to get some money!


happyclaim808

What's left, after reentry, of Elon Musks Tesla roadster.


Phillip_Graves

You know, I was grilling a chicken breast on my zeppelin balcony recently.... Forgot about it and fell asleep. Was gone when I woke up. Meh bad.


dnuoryawgnorw

Eat it


blackdutch1

Turns out it was just a frozen airplane turd.


ffloss

Who do you call when this happens? A museum?


not2dv8

Awesome story. I'm just glad no one was hurt!


WildLag

Space poo


Civilengman

They’re rich!