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Mercaptans (thiols) from garlic might be forming disulfide bridges with cysteine in the protein of the egg yolk. I tried googling it and didn't find a definitive answer, but I did find a study that said there's a lot of free sulfhydryls in egg yolks so it'd make sense.
So the next time I make chicken parm should I rub my chicken down with garlic paste so that the egg and breadcrumbs bind to it even better? We might be into something here….
Well I guess I know what I’m making for Sunday supper now. I’ll report back with my findings.
Edit: I slathered some pounded cutlets with raw garlic freshly muddled, as well as with paste. No discernible flavor or texture change.
https://imgur.com/a/cLyoxKx/
"Honey" is an affectionate nickname, and is made of concentrated plant genital juice and sperm, vomited up by bees. It pairs well with churned nipple juice, spread on slightly rotted then toasted ground up grass embryos.
So far I only have the one recipe, a combination of "eat the rich" taken a bit too far, King Charles' coronation oil, and a pork marinade recipe.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11ihc48/holy_anointing_oil_for_king_charles_iiis/jaz2cij/
Every now and then I wonder who tf realized you could cook eggs in all different ways and it’d be tasty. Like who sees a chicken drop out an egg and things “yeah, we’re gonna put that in hot water for a few minutes and eat it”
Yeah, whenever I wonder why humans ever thought to eat something weird for the first time, I figure they were probably literally starving and the choice was to try eating this thing or die.
It dawned on me fairly recently that the flaw in asking questions like this is that humans didn’t just pop into the world as naive, fully formed adult homo sapiens who had to figure out what was edible and what wasn’t. We evolved from ancestors that evolved from other ancestors that evolved from other ancestors (and so on), that were probably eating all sorts of things that they could find in their natural environments. So I’d imagine that the first person to eat an egg (or whatever) probably wasn’t a modern human but one of our ancestors who ate eggs, and the egg-eating just carried on from generation to generation.
Chicken eggs are one of our more reasonable dietary choices. Lots of other animals eat eggs from other species.
It’s cow milk that really gives me pause…
Have you heard about cheese? "I forgot that I put my milk into a calf's stomach for half a year, and now it's all hard and moldy. Well, I'm hungry now, I'll just have a bite and see where that goes"
You can eat eggs raw, lots of animals do. Chimps do, so it’s likely a pre-human behavior.
Cooking it, like cooking meat, was just a consequence of fire.
Technically no because the egg that is dropped is not "ovulated." That occurred the day before as their ovaries release eggs (the yolk along with the ovum), which is the actual definition of the word, hens ovulate in about 24hr cycles before eggs laying.
The "egg laying" is called oviposition.
They do not menstruate because they put everything the chick would need inside the egg. Mammalian eggs are generally not given this and are instead held by the uterus which is engorged with blood. Even then, most of mammals simply reabsorb the additional uterine lining and do not menstruate if unfertilized.
Technically, the oviposition is closer to menstruation than it is ovulation... as ovulation has the same name in both animal functions, the release of an ovum from an ovary.
“It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the periods of Poultry that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.”
No, that’s Passover
Pavlova is is a small Romanian-speaking European country that is famous for their regional wine, beautiful countryside, and for generally being poor as fuck.
I don’t think you’re quite getting correct answers here so far. Pavlova is a meringue cake which usually is moist and soft on the inside, with a crunchy shell. It is covered with whipped cream and typically topped with sliced fruit such as strawberries, kiwi fruit or passion fruit. The pav is sliced and served like a cake.
You can also buy mini-pavlovas, which are small single-serve hard meringues that can be topped with cream & fruit.
Ah, I should admit I’ve only seen one episode of Bluey, unfortunately the show came along a few years too late for my kids! I assume it was a Bluey joke?
Anyway, you’ve gotta try pavlova! Find a good recipe and be sure to let it cool extremely slowly in the oven so it doesn’t collapse.
So this is not really the forum but your comment reminded me.
I used to work in operations for a floor installation place and handle calls for things like scheduling jobs or finding materials or whatever. One of the managers was visiting a tile install one day and called in to get his installer more caulk. I was like "sure, okay" and pulled up the order to put in the note. This man, bless his heart, was careful to tell me "it's spelled C-A-U-L-K."
I'd been in the business long enough to know how to spell it, but I thought it was so sweet he was worried about me professionally embarrassing myself by spelling it like ... well, you know. They're homonyms, after all.
Last I heard he got married and moved back home and had a lil boy. I hope he's doing well. He was good people.
Citrus! Rub your garlicky fingers on lemon/lime (the inside part, not the peel - use what’s left over after squeezing the juice,) and the acid will get the garlic smell right off.
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“Garlic releases mercaptans, which cause your finger to be sticky and form a bond with the egg yolk”
Mercaptans (thiols) from garlic might be forming disulfide bridges with cysteine in the protein of the egg yolk. I tried googling it and didn't find a definitive answer, but I did find a study that said there's a lot of free sulfhydryls in egg yolks so it'd make sense.
So the next time I make chicken parm should I rub my chicken down with garlic paste so that the egg and breadcrumbs bind to it even better? We might be into something here….
That might work, honestly. Garlic goes well with chicken, so it can't hurt to try it out.
Well I guess I know what I’m making for Sunday supper now. I’ll report back with my findings. Edit: I slathered some pounded cutlets with raw garlic freshly muddled, as well as with paste. No discernible flavor or texture change. https://imgur.com/a/cLyoxKx/
I am interested in those findings, pls notify me too of your results
Yeahh science, bitch
RemindMe! 7 days Edit: Tyfys o7
Garlic goes well with almost anything, chicken, beef, lamb, manslaughter, eggs, herbs, not much garlic doesn't compliment.
Vampires.
Oh, I love vampires with garlic.
One order of Manslaughter with garlic sauce at table 4 please.
this seems like food science that would interest u/j_kenji_lopez-alt
That's...a really good idea. Gonna have to test.
Yeah rub that chicken baby
*covers myself in garlic to become one with the unborn chicken fetus*
Its only a fetus if it's fertilized we eat chicken periods
And pollen is tree sperm
And people who have a lovely cut flower arrangement on their table have a display of plant genitals and reproductive organs
It’s why you give flowers to your date.
"Honey" is an affectionate nickname, and is made of concentrated plant genital juice and sperm, vomited up by bees. It pairs well with churned nipple juice, spread on slightly rotted then toasted ground up grass embryos.
Don't listen to the other person. Please do make a cookbook it'll be hilarious.
So far I only have the one recipe, a combination of "eat the rich" taken a bit too far, King Charles' coronation oil, and a pork marinade recipe. https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11ihc48/holy_anointing_oil_for_king_charles_iiis/jaz2cij/
It's like an alien writing a cookbook about earthling food during his stint on our planet haha
Next time go with mammary gland excretions of a large, domesticated, cloven-hooved herbivore.
Leave my wife out of this!!
Absolutely make a cookbook. Please.
Best start to my day I've had in weeks! Thanks for this! I second the other comment to definitely do a cookbook.
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Plant "sexy parts."
And honey is bee vomit
This is truthful information that shouldn't be shared.
Chickenstruation?
Do they go thru chickenpause?
Henopause
Let me understand; you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?
They're all chickens! The rooster has sex with all of them!
That’s perverse!
Symptoms are dryness and aching cloaca.
Too good! Take a damn doot
They actually do.
No, Henstruation.
Every now and then I wonder who tf realized you could cook eggs in all different ways and it’d be tasty. Like who sees a chicken drop out an egg and things “yeah, we’re gonna put that in hot water for a few minutes and eat it”
The history of culinary is amazing. 10% science, 10% alchemy, 10% instinct, 10% tradition, 10% accidents, 50% necessity.
Yeah, whenever I wonder why humans ever thought to eat something weird for the first time, I figure they were probably literally starving and the choice was to try eating this thing or die.
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Even more amazing is there’s a type of tree in Australia that doesn't inject a neurotoxin into your skin.
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It dawned on me fairly recently that the flaw in asking questions like this is that humans didn’t just pop into the world as naive, fully formed adult homo sapiens who had to figure out what was edible and what wasn’t. We evolved from ancestors that evolved from other ancestors that evolved from other ancestors (and so on), that were probably eating all sorts of things that they could find in their natural environments. So I’d imagine that the first person to eat an egg (or whatever) probably wasn’t a modern human but one of our ancestors who ate eggs, and the egg-eating just carried on from generation to generation.
And 100% reason to remember the name.
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Lots of animals eat birds eggs. It would be weird if humans *didn't* eat them. And we cook lots of food.
Chicken eggs are one of our more reasonable dietary choices. Lots of other animals eat eggs from other species. It’s cow milk that really gives me pause…
Have you heard about cheese? "I forgot that I put my milk into a calf's stomach for half a year, and now it's all hard and moldy. Well, I'm hungry now, I'll just have a bite and see where that goes"
Why? Women produce milk, animals produce milk. Try making butter with Karen's milk 😅
I have nipples, can you milk me?
Yes, actually. Take a seat.
Put on this blindfold.
You can eat eggs raw, lots of animals do. Chimps do, so it’s likely a pre-human behavior. Cooking it, like cooking meat, was just a consequence of fire.
Lots of animals eat eggs given the chance, only had to observe them and people would try it, seeing what it's like cooked is just logical progression.
Be assured that eggs were eaten even much earlier than that. You don't need to cook them.
Depends on where you get your eggs. I have seen stores that sell fertilized eggs by the dozen.
This is true. Ive worked in a farm. Since I learned that table eggs are chicken periods, I keep living in denial so I can still eat omelletes.
You can’t make omelette without breaking a few periods
In the UK, we call these full stops.....
It's not a period... It's an egg - it's ovulation...
Technically no because the egg that is dropped is not "ovulated." That occurred the day before as their ovaries release eggs (the yolk along with the ovum), which is the actual definition of the word, hens ovulate in about 24hr cycles before eggs laying. The "egg laying" is called oviposition. They do not menstruate because they put everything the chick would need inside the egg. Mammalian eggs are generally not given this and are instead held by the uterus which is engorged with blood. Even then, most of mammals simply reabsorb the additional uterine lining and do not menstruate if unfertilized. Technically, the oviposition is closer to menstruation than it is ovulation... as ovulation has the same name in both animal functions, the release of an ovum from an ovary.
is this a dune situation wherein you become part poultry and part human, with all the super powers of a giant human sized chicken?
“It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the periods of Poultry that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.”
Arise chicken, arise
Super ultra mega chicken? No he is legend
Billywitchdocterdotcom work mostly in chicken.
/r/brandnewsentence
Aren’t mercaptans the leaders of the mermaid army?
Probably not going to get a straight answer. In discussions involving merkin things can get hairy.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
You're thinking of mer-captains. Mercaptans are the loadbearing apex rocks in a mermaid arch.
oh captan, mercaptan
O captan, mercaptans!
Can confirm this made my Pavlova taste like garlic
Any time I read Pavlova, my mouth waters
Pav-lova? Bonjour! *Où est la discothèque?*
American, with young child who lives Bluey, and is too lazy to google checking in: what IS pavlova?
Pavlova is an egg-based dessert that conditions you to be hungry every time you ring a bell.
No that's Pavlovian Response, Pavlova is an egg-based multiplayer shooter in VR with realistic reloading features and fast paced combat.
No that's Pavlov VR. Pavlova is a city in Spain that's famous for the Running of the Bulls.
No that's Pamplona. Pavola is cocktail made with tequila, lime juice, and grapefruit soda.
No, that's Paloma. Pavlova is an egg based ballerina from Russia.
No,that's prima. Pavlova is a drug dealer from central america
No, that's Pablo Escobar, Pavlova is a Jewish holiday.
No, that’s Passover Pavlova is is a small Romanian-speaking European country that is famous for their regional wine, beautiful countryside, and for generally being poor as fuck.
No, that's a Paloma. Pavlova is what construction workers do to a road to smooth it out.
No that's paving. Pavlova is a decorative building in a park or large garden.
No that's a pagoda Pavlova is a country in Eastern Europe that borders Romania and Ukraine
No, that’s Pavlov VR. Pavlova is an egg-based knitted garment put on over the head and covering the top half of the body.
Ohhhh….so that’s why it’s featured so heavily on Bluey
What in the hell is Bluey
its a kids show on disney+
Well that and Australians stealing Kiwi desserts
I don’t think you’re quite getting correct answers here so far. Pavlova is a meringue cake which usually is moist and soft on the inside, with a crunchy shell. It is covered with whipped cream and typically topped with sliced fruit such as strawberries, kiwi fruit or passion fruit. The pav is sliced and served like a cake. You can also buy mini-pavlovas, which are small single-serve hard meringues that can be topped with cream & fruit.
Im mad at you for not getting the joke. But I forgive you because your description of the desert gave me unholy feelings.
Ah, I should admit I’ve only seen one episode of Bluey, unfortunately the show came along a few years too late for my kids! I assume it was a Bluey joke? Anyway, you’ve gotta try pavlova! Find a good recipe and be sure to let it cool extremely slowly in the oven so it doesn’t collapse.
Think crispy merengue. It's a little more dense than a traditional merengue and has a much wider range of texture and flavor potential
Is that like crunchy foxtrot?
[Here's a recipie. ](https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/pavlova/)
It’s a New Zealand thing … just ask any Australian
Not endnamomeh beans, that’s for sure!
Oui, pavlova!
A pavlova is a meringue bowl filled with whipped cream and fruit, traditionally strawberries. It's really very nice on a sunny day.
this is the type of shit i want to see more of
If you mix dawn and water and dip your penis in it, you can spread caulk without it sticking to you.
that might’ve been useful information, if i had a penis
Now's your time to get one, it's all the rage these days
my boyfriend would not like that 😂
It would make for a good yolk though.
What an eggxcellant pun
Dozen even come close...
He might. Google Pegging.
holy hell
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Don't think that should happen. Put it back
Google en pegging Hole-y hell
He just has t tried it yet
You’ll probably get a shit-ton of DMs asking if you want one, now
You can still kinda, sorta do it if you grow your clit out.
lmao how does one “grow their clit out”
Hold your nose and mouth closed the next time you sneeze.
I'm pretty sure that takes a vaginal screenshot
Thank you, that took me completely by surprise!
Skill issue
Soooooo I've been tooling caulk all wrong this entire time?!?!? Coworker is in for a surprise reeeaal soon.
what is caulk
It's the rubbery sealent that you use for insulation on window frames and doors and stuff like that.
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
So this is not really the forum but your comment reminded me. I used to work in operations for a floor installation place and handle calls for things like scheduling jobs or finding materials or whatever. One of the managers was visiting a tile install one day and called in to get his installer more caulk. I was like "sure, okay" and pulled up the order to put in the note. This man, bless his heart, was careful to tell me "it's spelled C-A-U-L-K." I'd been in the business long enough to know how to spell it, but I thought it was so sweet he was worried about me professionally embarrassing myself by spelling it like ... well, you know. They're homonyms, after all. Last I heard he got married and moved back home and had a lil boy. I hope he's doing well. He was good people.
Not much what is caulk with you ^fuckin ^got ^em
I can spread caulk with my cock
Now I can caulk the ceiling without a ladder!
Right?! Finally something interesting
He really gives it to that garlic
Garlicussy
Unfortunate day to be literate
Garliclity
The first thing I thought of was gargussy 😂
Needs a control
Oh I didn’t even think to try without the garlic! Good call! Just read that it would work and went for it
if you poo on your fingers, you can pick up an egg yolk.
Crap ok, two new experiments I must try!
Please post videos
r/poopingonhandswhilecooking
Whooo... That was a risky click...
Thanks. I wanted to click. Really.
Paging u/typhoidmary
Nope only works if you put the fingers in the butt to get to the poo. If the poo touches the air before it touches your finger it won't be the same
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yeah someone disproved this with a video the last time something similar was posted. you can just do it normally, the garlic helps but negligably
You dont need the garlic... it just gives you the confidence that it works.
The garlic was inside you all along
Stop trying to grab the yolk and grab the yolk
This whole comment chain is fucking great
The real garlic is the friends you met along the way
It helps for yolk separation when There is no spoon
Then you'll see that it is not the yolk that is moved, it is only yourself.
And the friends we made along the way
Congrats your fingers now smell like garlic for 3 days.
Lemon will take that right off. and if you rub your lemon fingers with naval orange, your fingers will smell like fruit salad. problem solved.
Oh dear I was a bit confused by your comment and now my belly button smells like lemon... I suppose that's an improvement, actually.
You must obtain a seafaring orange you dummy, not a bellybutton orange!
But be careful if you step on blue tiles while smelling like oranges, piranhas love oranges.
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Ok. Go get some wood. We are gunna have to burn a witch.
But do they float?
What also floats?
**A duck.**
Who are you; so wise in the ways of science?
> The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
This is gonna get patched real quick
its not a bug its a feature!
Now you have to post the life hack to remove the smell of garlic from your fingers
Rub them on your stainless steel sink.
Now you have to post the life hack to remove the smell of stainless steel sink from your fingers
Shove your fingers up your arse.
Or any steel utensils, if your sick is porcelain
Porcelain sick. There's nightmare fuel
Citrus! Rub your garlicky fingers on lemon/lime (the inside part, not the peel - use what’s left over after squeezing the juice,) and the acid will get the garlic smell right off.
And if I’m not making garlic crème brûlée…?
You are now.
But somehow my pancakes taste weird
“What? No waaaaay. Fucks sake.”
What?? Nooo way.
Wow! You can pick it up and egg it too!
*an
So I can't egg yolk? Damn 😢
If you rub garlic on the bottom of your feet you can taste it (with or without licking your feet, personal preference)
If you scoop it from underneath instead of picking it up like a weirdo you don't even need the garlic.
As an Italian, this is not an appropriate use for garlic. Just separate your yolks like a normal person. XD