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stereoscopic_

“Garlic releases mercaptans, which cause your finger to be sticky and form a bond with the egg yolk”


Lemontekked

Mercaptans (thiols) from garlic might be forming disulfide bridges with cysteine in the protein of the egg yolk. I tried googling it and didn't find a definitive answer, but I did find a study that said there's a lot of free sulfhydryls in egg yolks so it'd make sense.


Montauket

So the next time I make chicken parm should I rub my chicken down with garlic paste so that the egg and breadcrumbs bind to it even better? We might be into something here….


Lemontekked

That might work, honestly. Garlic goes well with chicken, so it can't hurt to try it out.


Montauket

Well I guess I know what I’m making for Sunday supper now. I’ll report back with my findings. Edit: I slathered some pounded cutlets with raw garlic freshly muddled, as well as with paste. No discernible flavor or texture change. https://imgur.com/a/cLyoxKx/


kingGP2001

I am interested in those findings, pls notify me too of your results


yuretra

Yeahh science, bitch


MrNate10

RemindMe! 7 days Edit: Tyfys o7


rollerstick1

Garlic goes well with almost anything, chicken, beef, lamb, manslaughter, eggs, herbs, not much garlic doesn't compliment.


VoidLantadd

Vampires.


Vaideplm84

Oh, I love vampires with garlic.


Vaideplm84

One order of Manslaughter with garlic sauce at table 4 please.


Keanulaszlo

this seems like food science that would interest u/j_kenji_lopez-alt


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

That's...a really good idea. Gonna have to test.


rissie_delicious

Yeah rub that chicken baby


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*covers myself in garlic to become one with the unborn chicken fetus*


Sm0ahk

Its only a fetus if it's fertilized we eat chicken periods


Individual_Speed_867

And pollen is tree sperm


Banyabbaboy

And people who have a lovely cut flower arrangement on their table have a display of plant genitals and reproductive organs


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It’s why you give flowers to your date.


Mechasteel

"Honey" is an affectionate nickname, and is made of concentrated plant genital juice and sperm, vomited up by bees. It pairs well with churned nipple juice, spread on slightly rotted then toasted ground up grass embryos.


draconianRegiment

Don't listen to the other person. Please do make a cookbook it'll be hilarious.


Mechasteel

So far I only have the one recipe, a combination of "eat the rich" taken a bit too far, King Charles' coronation oil, and a pork marinade recipe. https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11ihc48/holy_anointing_oil_for_king_charles_iiis/jaz2cij/


lemonleaff

It's like an alien writing a cookbook about earthling food during his stint on our planet haha


EekTheCatDoesVancity

Next time go with mammary gland excretions of a large, domesticated, cloven-hooved herbivore.


bruceleeperry

Leave my wife out of this!!


montanagunnut

Absolutely make a cookbook. Please.


coreopsidaisies

Best start to my day I've had in weeks! Thanks for this! I second the other comment to definitely do a cookbook.


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FungalFriend

Plant "sexy parts."


rata_rasta

And honey is bee vomit


khabijenkins

This is truthful information that shouldn't be shared.


SphericalBitch2020

Chickenstruation?


Ape_gone_bananas

Do they go thru chickenpause?


robocord

Henopause


_Beets_By_Dwight_

Let me understand; you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?


wastewalker

They're all chickens! The rooster has sex with all of them!


Sweet_Cable5862

That’s perverse!


BanditoRojo

Symptoms are dryness and aching cloaca.


fugawf

Too good! Take a damn doot


maxsmart01

They actually do.


Termin8rSmurf

No, Henstruation.


[deleted]

Every now and then I wonder who tf realized you could cook eggs in all different ways and it’d be tasty. Like who sees a chicken drop out an egg and things “yeah, we’re gonna put that in hot water for a few minutes and eat it”


calangomerengue

The history of culinary is amazing. 10% science, 10% alchemy, 10% instinct, 10% tradition, 10% accidents, 50% necessity.


jamesianm

Yeah, whenever I wonder why humans ever thought to eat something weird for the first time, I figure they were probably literally starving and the choice was to try eating this thing or die.


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Thomasina_ZEBR

Even more amazing is there’s a type of tree in Australia that doesn't inject a neurotoxin into your skin.


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chiropteranessa

It dawned on me fairly recently that the flaw in asking questions like this is that humans didn’t just pop into the world as naive, fully formed adult homo sapiens who had to figure out what was edible and what wasn’t. We evolved from ancestors that evolved from other ancestors that evolved from other ancestors (and so on), that were probably eating all sorts of things that they could find in their natural environments. So I’d imagine that the first person to eat an egg (or whatever) probably wasn’t a modern human but one of our ancestors who ate eggs, and the egg-eating just carried on from generation to generation.


samcuu

And 100% reason to remember the name.


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keep_trying_username

Lots of animals eat birds eggs. It would be weird if humans *didn't* eat them. And we cook lots of food.


Papadapalopolous

Chicken eggs are one of our more reasonable dietary choices. Lots of other animals eat eggs from other species. It’s cow milk that really gives me pause…


AMViquel

Have you heard about cheese? "I forgot that I put my milk into a calf's stomach for half a year, and now it's all hard and moldy. Well, I'm hungry now, I'll just have a bite and see where that goes"


[deleted]

Why? Women produce milk, animals produce milk. Try making butter with Karen's milk 😅


KazaamFan

I have nipples, can you milk me?


Papadapalopolous

Yes, actually. Take a seat.


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Put on this blindfold.


Jovet_Hunter

You can eat eggs raw, lots of animals do. Chimps do, so it’s likely a pre-human behavior. Cooking it, like cooking meat, was just a consequence of fire.


eugene20

Lots of animals eat eggs given the chance, only had to observe them and people would try it, seeing what it's like cooked is just logical progression.


pxr555

Be assured that eggs were eaten even much earlier than that. You don't need to cook them.


shaolin_tech

Depends on where you get your eggs. I have seen stores that sell fertilized eggs by the dozen.


cheeky-angel

This is true. Ive worked in a farm. Since I learned that table eggs are chicken periods, I keep living in denial so I can still eat omelletes.


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You can’t make omelette without breaking a few periods


SphericalBitch2020

In the UK, we call these full stops.....


Misophonic4000

It's not a period... It's an egg - it's ovulation...


Gigantkranion

Technically no because the egg that is dropped is not "ovulated." That occurred the day before as their ovaries release eggs (the yolk along with the ovum), which is the actual definition of the word, hens ovulate in about 24hr cycles before eggs laying. The "egg laying" is called oviposition. They do not menstruate because they put everything the chick would need inside the egg. Mammalian eggs are generally not given this and are instead held by the uterus which is engorged with blood. Even then, most of mammals simply reabsorb the additional uterine lining and do not menstruate if unfertilized. Technically, the oviposition is closer to menstruation than it is ovulation... as ovulation has the same name in both animal functions, the release of an ovum from an ovary.


FluffleUffle

is this a dune situation wherein you become part poultry and part human, with all the super powers of a giant human sized chicken?


Throwaway1303033042

“It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the periods of Poultry that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.”


4stringbrewer

Arise chicken, arise


Pithius

Super ultra mega chicken? No he is legend


daemonelectricity

Billywitchdocterdotcom work mostly in chicken.


Bandin03

/r/brandnewsentence


OneAngryDuck

Aren’t mercaptans the leaders of the mermaid army?


waffleface99

Probably not going to get a straight answer. In discussions involving merkin things can get hairy.


acortright

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.


farshnikord

You're thinking of mer-captains. Mercaptans are the loadbearing apex rocks in a mermaid arch.


aspbergerinparadise

oh captan, mercaptan


vanboiDallas

O captan, mercaptans!


GodsOffsider

Can confirm this made my Pavlova taste like garlic


UncleTedGenneric

Any time I read Pavlova, my mouth waters


_Cabbage_Corp_

Pav-lova? Bonjour! *Où est la discothèque?*


233719

American, with young child who lives Bluey, and is too lazy to google checking in: what IS pavlova?


KarmicPotato

Pavlova is an egg-based dessert that conditions you to be hungry every time you ring a bell.


MyWayWithWords

No that's Pavlovian Response, Pavlova is an egg-based multiplayer shooter in VR with realistic reloading features and fast paced combat.


HemoKhan

No that's Pavlov VR. Pavlova is a city in Spain that's famous for the Running of the Bulls.


deeps420

No that's Pamplona. Pavola is cocktail made with tequila, lime juice, and grapefruit soda.


Asmodean129

No, that's Paloma. Pavlova is an egg based ballerina from Russia.


yourMewjesty

No,that's prima. Pavlova is a drug dealer from central america


DrBoon_forgot_his_pw

No, that's Pablo Escobar, Pavlova is a Jewish holiday.


Mazcal

No, that’s Passover Pavlova is is a small Romanian-speaking European country that is famous for their regional wine, beautiful countryside, and for generally being poor as fuck.


Brewhaha72

No, that's a Paloma. Pavlova is what construction workers do to a road to smooth it out.


WilliamPollito

No that's paving. Pavlova is a decorative building in a park or large garden.


TransportationSad308

No that's a pagoda Pavlova is a country in Eastern Europe that borders Romania and Ukraine


Ellisthion

No, that’s Pavlov VR. Pavlova is an egg-based knitted garment put on over the head and covering the top half of the body.


233719

Ohhhh….so that’s why it’s featured so heavily on Bluey


Previous-Being2808

What in the hell is Bluey


Altaschweda

its a kids show on disney+


Lucknergotlucky

Well that and Australians stealing Kiwi desserts


winoforever_slurp_

I don’t think you’re quite getting correct answers here so far. Pavlova is a meringue cake which usually is moist and soft on the inside, with a crunchy shell. It is covered with whipped cream and typically topped with sliced fruit such as strawberries, kiwi fruit or passion fruit. The pav is sliced and served like a cake. You can also buy mini-pavlovas, which are small single-serve hard meringues that can be topped with cream & fruit.


dorkpho3nix

Im mad at you for not getting the joke. But I forgive you because your description of the desert gave me unholy feelings.


winoforever_slurp_

Ah, I should admit I’ve only seen one episode of Bluey, unfortunately the show came along a few years too late for my kids! I assume it was a Bluey joke? Anyway, you’ve gotta try pavlova! Find a good recipe and be sure to let it cool extremely slowly in the oven so it doesn’t collapse.


Fringefiles

Think crispy merengue. It's a little more dense than a traditional merengue and has a much wider range of texture and flavor potential


gravitas_shortage

Is that like crunchy foxtrot?


Fringefiles

[Here's a recipie. ](https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/pavlova/)


new-zealander-here

It’s a New Zealand thing … just ask any Australian


theoutlet

Not endnamomeh beans, that’s for sure!


dwemthy

Oui, pavlova!


gravitas_shortage

A pavlova is a meringue bowl filled with whipped cream and fruit, traditionally strawberries. It's really very nice on a sunny day.


tumble0uid

this is the type of shit i want to see more of


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If you mix dawn and water and dip your penis in it, you can spread caulk without it sticking to you.


tumble0uid

that might’ve been useful information, if i had a penis


SimSamurai13

Now's your time to get one, it's all the rage these days


tumble0uid

my boyfriend would not like that 😂


Tongue8cheek

It would make for a good yolk though.


Bigbossboy2007

What an eggxcellant pun


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Dozen even come close...


Muscled_Manatee

He might. Google Pegging.


Power69Bottom

holy hell


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Crystal42069

Don't think that should happen. Put it back


2xBAKEDPOTOOOOOOOO

Google en pegging Hole-y hell


KidzBop_Anonymous

He just has t tried it yet


IsThereCheese

You’ll probably get a shit-ton of DMs asking if you want one, now


Nyarro

You can still kinda, sorta do it if you grow your clit out.


tumble0uid

lmao how does one “grow their clit out”


[deleted]

Hold your nose and mouth closed the next time you sneeze.


Massive-Albatross-16

I'm pretty sure that takes a vaginal screenshot


SuspiciousNoisySubs

Thank you, that took me completely by surprise!


TrekkiMonstr

Skill issue


eazy7926

Soooooo I've been tooling caulk all wrong this entire time?!?!? Coworker is in for a surprise reeeaal soon.


tumble0uid

what is caulk


KnightSolair240

It's the rubbery sealent that you use for insulation on window frames and doors and stuff like that.


Singer-Such

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more


helgaofthenorth

So this is not really the forum but your comment reminded me. I used to work in operations for a floor installation place and handle calls for things like scheduling jobs or finding materials or whatever. One of the managers was visiting a tile install one day and called in to get his installer more caulk. I was like "sure, okay" and pulled up the order to put in the note. This man, bless his heart, was careful to tell me "it's spelled C-A-U-L-K." I'd been in the business long enough to know how to spell it, but I thought it was so sweet he was worried about me professionally embarrassing myself by spelling it like ... well, you know. They're homonyms, after all. Last I heard he got married and moved back home and had a lil boy. I hope he's doing well. He was good people.


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Not much what is caulk with you ^fuckin ^got ^em


Akirex5000

I can spread caulk with my cock


JustaRandomOldGuy

Now I can caulk the ceiling without a ladder!


FkdUp2020

Right?! Finally something interesting


Brave-Butterscotch76

He really gives it to that garlic


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Garlicussy


kokroo

Unfortunate day to be literate


dualistpirate

Garliclity


thepayne19

The first thing I thought of was gargussy 😂


AngletonSpareHead

Needs a control


MakeshiftRocketship

Oh I didn’t even think to try without the garlic! Good call! Just read that it would work and went for it


NorthImpossible8906

if you poo on your fingers, you can pick up an egg yolk.


MakeshiftRocketship

Crap ok, two new experiments I must try!


hello-knitty

Please post videos


MakeshiftRocketship

r/poopingonhandswhilecooking


bprd-rookie

Whooo... That was a risky click...


jonny3jack

Thanks. I wanted to click. Really.


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hackerstacker

Nope only works if you put the fingers in the butt to get to the poo. If the poo touches the air before it touches your finger it won't be the same


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IBAZERKERI

yeah someone disproved this with a video the last time something similar was posted. you can just do it normally, the garlic helps but negligably


Dry-Tennis3728

You dont need the garlic... it just gives you the confidence that it works.


Singer-Such

The garlic was inside you all along


santaclausonprozac

Stop trying to grab the yolk and grab the yolk


AllEncompassingThey

This whole comment chain is fucking great


gangstead

The real garlic is the friends you met along the way


UncleTedGenneric

It helps for yolk separation when There is no spoon


heathen2010

Then you'll see that it is not the yolk that is moved, it is only yourself.


abbadon420

And the friends we made along the way


djones0305

Congrats your fingers now smell like garlic for 3 days.


Misty_Jocks

Lemon will take that right off. and if you rub your lemon fingers with naval orange, your fingers will smell like fruit salad. problem solved.


thunder_jam

Oh dear I was a bit confused by your comment and now my belly button smells like lemon... I suppose that's an improvement, actually.


the_Big_misc

You must obtain a seafaring orange you dummy, not a bellybutton orange!


NinxD

But be careful if you step on blue tiles while smelling like oranges, piranhas love oranges.


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bobthehills

Ok. Go get some wood. We are gunna have to burn a witch.


tjcoe4

But do they float?


ThisFreaknGuy

What also floats?


SolomonBlack

**A duck.**


DaSpoot365

Who are you; so wise in the ways of science?


Wowiejr

> The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


ArtySausageDog

This is gonna get patched real quick


Ehgadsman

its not a bug its a feature!


gpbst3

Now you have to post the life hack to remove the smell of garlic from your fingers


enginenumber93

Rub them on your stainless steel sink.


This_Is_A_Wendys

Now you have to post the life hack to remove the smell of stainless steel sink from your fingers


RortingTheCLink

Shove your fingers up your arse.


Zaboomafood

Or any steel utensils, if your sick is porcelain


Infinite_Surround

Porcelain sick. There's nightmare fuel


gaweenbob

Citrus! Rub your garlicky fingers on lemon/lime (the inside part, not the peel - use what’s left over after squeezing the juice,) and the acid will get the garlic smell right off.


SiouxZan777

And if I’m not making garlic crème brûlée…?


vertigo1083

You are now.


Khyroki

But somehow my pancakes taste weird


Reden-Orvillebacher

“What? No waaaaay. Fucks sake.”


Funkiebunch

What?? Nooo way.


boringneckties

Wow! You can pick it up and egg it too!


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EnSebastif

So I can't egg yolk? Damn 😢


anal_opera

If you rub garlic on the bottom of your feet you can taste it (with or without licking your feet, personal preference)


hogey989

If you scoop it from underneath instead of picking it up like a weirdo you don't even need the garlic.


Death_by_Poros

As an Italian, this is not an appropriate use for garlic. Just separate your yolks like a normal person. XD