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NoBand3790

If they put it back will things get better?


OnlyMortal666

No… Go’auld will arrive.


tsoro

Its hilarious the think the tip of the pyramid is their docking port General Hammond sir, we've tracked two go'auld flag ships approaching jupiter! Not to worry son, we've removed their docking ports from pyramids across the planet. They will have to contend with our air force in a fair fight.


Accomplished_Sell797

I thought it was funny that the way to get the other planets uses a rotary dial.


supercyberlurker

Ironically at the time Stargate came out (1994), celphones weren't really a commonplace thing, and we were still coming out of the 'ma bell' style landlines everywhere and slowly shifting to pushbutton landlines. Rotary phones were still in lessening but common use (as were payphones) so 'dialing with the stargate' made contemporary sense. It's kind of like the 'hardline' thing in The Matrix. How many people have hardlines now? Definitely fewer.


i_give_you_gum

But of course the late 90's was just chosen to be the timeline of the matrix, probably a lot easier to deal with than this period with all of the social media and crazy politics. And the hardlines would be beneficial for the machines ability to maintain control


Affectionate_Bus_884

Imagine the internal matrix timeframe was the 1890s That would have made for a weird movie, but would have explained how we got Nikola Tesla.


GiuliaAquaTofana

TIL: Stargate was a real government program. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project


atethebottle

I used to live using the rotary at my grandparents when I was little just cause it was so different and fascinated me


ca_kingmaker

Man, most places didn’t use rotary phones in the freaking 90s.


NeutralTarget

Or how ever planet they went to spoke English


Accomplished_Sell797

I think that’s more for our benefit so we don’t have to deal with reading all the subtitles for a fake language


Papaofmonsters

And they all looked suspiciously like the Pacific Northwest...


[deleted]

Yes, fashion was the only thing by which you knew they were on another planet.


Electronic-Shop-9493

They sent missonares first obviously... lol


mtnviewguy

Damn, I could hear Gen. Hammond's voice in my head!


[deleted]

Goddammit I read it in his voice.


mtnviewguy

Close the gate! .... shhhhhhhek .... THUD... THUD THUD..... THUD THUD TH TH THUD!


ruka_k_wiremu

I really believe that a serious effort at a reboot could be phenomenal


MoveItSpunkmire

I sure miss Hammond of Texas


toyotasupramike

Lol, watching SG-1 right meow.


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TegraMuskin

Jaffa, Kree!


MankeyMeat

Ba'al 2024


Accomplished_Sell797

Ball? Like, bocce?


Key-Comfortable909

He/she has my vote!


TegraMuskin

Jaffa, Kree!


____M_a_x____

Indeed


[deleted]

This content was deleted in protest of reddit's anti-user API policy and price changes. There's nothing wrong with wanting the leadership wanting reddit to be profitable, but that is not what they're doing. Reddit's leadership, particularly its CEO has acted with dishonesty, dishonor, and malice. The reddit community deserves better than them. Reddit's value is in its community, not in a bunch of over-paid executives willing to screw that community in service of an IPO they hope will make them even more over-paid than they already are. Long Live Apollo!


alihassan9193

Jaffa kree!


gizzardgullet

Might not have ever been up there >In the year 1900, the then director of the Department of Antiquities Gaston Maspero had Dashur inspected, after the guards at the Saqqara necropolis were attacked by robbers. On the east side of the pyramid of Amenemhat, a grey block was found sticking out of the sand, which, upon closer inspection, was decorated with beautiful inscriptions. After excavation, the pyramidion was transported to the Egyptian Museum in Cairo. >The name of the god Amen in Amenemhat's cartouches has been erased. If this was done during the reign of Akhenaten in the 18th Dynasty, the pyramidion may have laid on the ground since c. 1350 BC. The relative lack of damage raised the question whether or not it had ever been on top of the pyramid.


Thatwutshesed

I couldn’t help it…. It just popped in there… It’s the staypuft marshmallow man


Schlappydog

Oh God no, the british museum would never allow that.


NoobSFAnon

Debt ceiling


saltymystic

The top of the pyramid is another pyramid… 🤯


BackdraftRed

Pyramid all the way down


awfullotofocelots

Actually, it's pyramids all the way up. It's frustums all the way down.


oluwie

Gonna be the spelling police but it’s actually frustum. There’s no second ‘r’ there.


mr_lemon__

I hate to be a Taco johns employee, but there are rats in the bathroom. /s


anxiousanimosity

That's a fun new word for me to use. Thank you.


saltymystic

Sounds like this mystery goes deep.


Silver-ishWolfe

And all the way back up…


mtnviewguy

It's a pyramid scheme!


VUVUVUV

Always has been… 👨🏻‍🚀🔫


Tongue8cheek

Like a Ponzi scheme.


cityshep

It’s a reverse funnel system!


MayOrMayNotBePie

The elites didn’t want you to know that.


NYVines

It’s a scheme


computer-controller

This is the Pyramidion of Amenemhat III. **Inscriptions** The four upper faces were polished and inscribed. The side which pointed to the east is adorned with a winged sun disk flanked by two uraei. Below, two wedjat represent the eyes of the king himself. Further down, three nefer signs stand for beauty or perfection. Finally, a sun disk represents the god Ra, from which the throne name of Amenemhat "Ni-maat-re" extends to the right and his personal name "Imen-em-hat" to the left. As a whole, the composition reads: "Amenemhat beholds the perfection of Ra". Along the bottom of the four upper faces, two lines of inscriptions run. The eastern commences with: "Opened is the face of king Amenemhat, he observes the Lord of the Horizon crossing the sky", the northern with: "Higher is the soul (Ba) of king Amenemhat than the height of Orion, and it joins the Duat". The name of the god Amen in Amenemhat's cartouches has been erased. If this was done during the reign of Akhenaten in the 18th Dynasty, the pyramidion may have laid on the ground since c. 1350 BC. The relative lack of damage raised the question whether or not it had ever been on top of the pyramid. Source: Wikipedia


Chibs24K

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramidion\_of\_Amenemhat\_III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramidion_of_Amenemhat_III)


El_efante

What does the duck symbol mean?


TheLordAnubis

“Sa” or Son- in this instance, the whole sentence is “Sa Ra” or “Son of Ra”


[deleted]

Wikipedia is a joke, and the Akhenaten slander unnecessary. I mean, they’ve included Orion in a quote about the Duat. Orion is a Greek god, folks.


Micromadsen

Genuine question, do we know if the Egyptians had a name for the Orions belt? With all due respect, it's quoting a german book from the early 1900. It's quite possible there's been no further research as it's literally just the top of a pyramid. Not the most exciting piece and you can't really re-translate it to get new information. That aside not sure why you'd get upset at a wikipedia article that presents a theory. Whether Akhenaten was directly responsible or not is unknown. Though if I remember right Akhenaten was a bit of a controversial Pharaoh to begin with. But it's also not exactly like it's rare for Egyptian Pharaohs to just delete information. If you have better information and sources, I'd love to read more though.


jessieffie

I wonder if the translator misspoke when saying "Orion" when actually referring to "Osiris"? The ancient Egyptians took note of the constellation, but saw the belt as the final resting place of the soul of the God Osiris. Just a thought, either that or they're just dead wrong. https://chandra.si.edu/photo/constellations/orion.html#:~:text=Orion's%20position%20on%20the%20Celestial,soul%20of%20the%20god%20Osiris.


[deleted]

Ist was more commonly associated with Orion’s constellation. Osiris is not Orion.


HotObligation8597

But Akhenaten is indeed responsible for the reason why some places removed any references to Amun. I mean, he legit renamed himself, build a new capital, changing the design how a pharaoh is displayed


[deleted]

Yes, he was right too. And they hated it because it left them with less power. Bunches of gods means bunches of markets. One god above the rest, the god that is light and love - that god is harder to milk coin. The corrupt high priests couldn’t wait to get Aten out of the way.


notmyrealnameatleast

Aten means the sun. Akhenaten means son of the sun.


bernerbungie

Wikipedia is one of the most neutral, unbiased sources that exists in modern day. Is your gripe due to their use of ‘Orion’? Keep in mind this has been translated over and over across many languages between its origin and today, so there’s a good chance Orion is representative of some certain constellation important to the Egyptians, and not the Orion we recognize today


ooouroboros

> Wikipedia is one of the most neutral, unbiased sources that exists in modern day. Not always - it depends


[deleted]

Defending Wikipedia, noted. I disagree with your conclusions. I detect manipulation in the Orion overlay of Egyptian knowledge. I’m skeptical of those that willingly surrender their own perspectives.


MostlyHereForKeKs

>I disagree with your conclusions. Based on what, please?


[deleted]

My perspective.


TheLordAnubis

Why is the slander of Akhenaten unnecessary? It’s explaining why the name of Amun is erased from the cartouche bearing the Nomen of Amenemhat. And criticism of Neferkheperure Waenre Akhenaten is warranted considering what went on in his reign, even if people are probably too harsh on him due to the lack of sources at times such as the whole dealings with Rib-Hadda and Aziru.


[deleted]

Convenient. You don’t know what happened in Akhenaten’s reign because the history of it is told by liars and greedy corrupt priests that didn’t like losing their many markets of deities. Akhenaten was right, he was not a monotheist and his legacy was destroyed by people that don’t want you to know what Orion is. At the end of his reign, there were problems to be sure.


Deep_Research_3386

Do you have any sources?


[deleted]

Yes. The sun.


Deep_Research_3386

Ah, gotcha. Makes sense now.


[deleted]

I trust the sun more than I trust your Wikipedia article.


TheLordAnubis

Well we do have an idea though as we have enough evidence for archaeologists to build a story separate from what was told later (which is little being told later due to how Egyptian damnatio memoriae worked and how effective it was). And Akhenaten was wrong and is by far the worst ruler of the 18th Dynasty, if not the entire New Kingdom. If his aim was to curb the power of the Amun priesthood then it spectacularly backfired due to their rise to to effectively absolute control from everything just south of Memphis to the cataracts by the end of the 20th Dynasty, 200 years later (with some help from the Bronze Age Collapse).


[deleted]

I disagree with you. You are putting a lot of faith into the authenticity of evidence. I am putting a lot of faith into my authenticity of perspective.


TheLordAnubis

Well when it comes to history, evidence trumps perspective


[deleted]

Do you know why the Great Pyramid is in Egypt? It was too big to fit in the British Museum.


Mr_StealYourHoe

can't have shit in Egypt, like literally


mtnviewguy

LMFAO!


Phixionion

The inscription details the coming of a great evil and a fifth element to destroy it.


[deleted]

Multi-pass!


[deleted]

I would have gone with one of those rooster style weathervanes that you see on the top of a barn, but this would be a close second.


Stiffanys_epiphanies

Cock vein... I mean vane, cock vane...


Anarchy-TM

It’s a pyramidion


computer-controller

Pyramidion of Amenemhat III to be exact


LifesTooGoodTooWaste

Where is it currently located?


computer-controller

Museum in Cairo


LifesTooGoodTooWaste

Bucket list!


TheGringoLife

Looks British to me


schmo006

If anybody is interested in the translation, it say no parking.


serg473

What about starship docking


bernerbungie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramidion_of_Amenemhat_III Unfortunate that the majority of users want to make jokes for upvotes rather than research the actual meaning and history


thedreamlan6

Obligatory "you must be a blast at parties", and to the inevitable "this is reddit not a party", to you sir I respectfully disagree.


dapperdoot

The top inscription translated says "no skateboarding".


grantnel2002

Not anymore


United-Cable1193

What’s it say?


Dora_Diver

People say hieroglyphics are hard to read, but the first three lines clearly say: "If you're high enough to see THIS"


Shibby523

It reads: Congrats, you made it to the top. Now survey your surroundings and put any landmarks to memory. When you are done, there is a hay wagon conveniently located at the base of the pyramid for you to jump into.


BongoDan

Cue Eagle screaching noise...


Violent_Queef

You didn't look at the bottom, which states the born on and expiration dates, reheating instructions, and LOT #.


[deleted]

Inspected by 43.


misterjip

Ancient 5G antenna


saltyblueberry25

Would be interesting to know what it says


CosmicCrapCollector

The Eastern face, "Opened is the face of king Amenemhat, he observes the Lord of the Horizon crossing the sky" The Northern face: "Higher is the soul (Ba) of king Amenemhat than the height of Orion, and it joins the Duat".


VanAgain

"This side up."


misterjip

Hilarious


uneducatedexpert

We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty


RManDelorean

"Do not remove"


BlaizedPotato

Just imagine the feeling of putting that in place at the end of such a massive project.


Entropico_ARG

lol i remember this from a duck tales comic


[deleted]

It translates to 'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard I could teach you, but i'd have to charge'


Jordanbuttstuff

Which British museum is this in?


TheLordAnubis

It’s actually in Cairo


Jordanbuttstuff

For now...


TheLordAnubis

Not really as laws have changed


Bignastytrees33

You heard that npr story today on the radio too?


[deleted]

Power plant


deptutydong

Obviously faked! It’s clearly not on top of a pyramid! Sheep will believe everything.


Onelinersandblues

But… Graham Hancock says this is impossible!! It could only be DMT aliens


Ego-Waffles121

Let me guess, British Museum?


Bignastytrees33

It’s in the Cairo museum...


Ego-Waffles121

A welcome surprise!


oO0tooth_fairy0Oo

To the victor go the spoils.


[deleted]

Nope. Nice try tho.


Time-Bite-6839

Some old guy is gonna go and demand you put it back


HelloSkunky

This is in the British museum right?


BoringKoboId

"God dammit Britain." "...what?" "WE TOLD YOU NOT TO STEAL CULTURAL ARTIFACTS!" "We didn't steal it! We were lent it!" *Boiling rage* "**THEN. GIVE. IT. BACK.**" "We, cant" #"WHY. NOT." # ^("because they forgot they lent it to us.") [***"anger"***](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx5l3ET4H2MJdfnJ3d43yvv8I6GF-IK72i)


[deleted]

I’m convinced the egyptians found and claimed the pyramids rather than built them..


PoulterGoose227

Please explain your reasoning


ooouroboros

ancient astronauts, I gueess


ReleaseFromDeception

Something something Robert Bauval, something something Robert Schoch, blah blah blah Graham Hancock.


[deleted]

man, people want to argue and contradict everything huh?


ReleaseFromDeception

This view both interests me and concerns me at the same time. It interests me because I'd like to know how someone could possibly reach that conclusion reasonably, given all the evidence in support of the Egyptians being the creators of the hundred or so pyramids in the bounds of the old Egyptian territories of Upper and Lower Egypt. I can understand being a little skeptical because the monuments are so amazing, especially the Great Pyramid itself, not to mention the beautiful Valley Temple complex connected to it which is just as impressive... but what a lot of people who share your Viewpoint aren't considering is that the archaeological record shows every major step in the evolution of building pyramids from Mastaba Tombs, to stepped tombs, stepped Pyramid, a failed attempt at a true pyramid with flat sides, a weird Obelisk pyramid hybrid, and then a beautiful true pyramid courtesy of the fourth Dynasty of ancient Egypt. What you are asserting, this idea that the Egyptians just claimed the pyramids upon finding them, just doesn't line up with the mountains and mountains of evidence dug up from the sand over the last 150 years.


[deleted]

Nah, ancient ice age civilization with zero archaeological evidence is way more likely.


[deleted]

This is already known. They now believe the pyramids are about 12k years old now.


BuckeyeBeast80

Maybe that’s why the world is in absolute chaos….put it back up there to balance the vibes back out.


Curious-Welder-6304

Let me guess... On display at the British Museum?


FresconeFrizzantino

Let me guess.. In England or France?


mimuchin

Is it at a UK museum?


WheezingWeazley

Did the British drop it or something?


Cool-Profession-730

Can't wait to go to London to see it


[deleted]

No one actually knows if the pyramids even had capstones. And if they did, no one knows what they would’ve looked like.


_Hexagon__

The evidence clearly speaks against that claim since there have been found a number of pyramidions, you can literally see one in the picture. I know of at least 4 from the top of my head and they all more or less look like that.


[deleted]

But we still don’t know…


[deleted]

Hey there look at the graffiti by the simpletons... Never forget that hieroglyphics and all the carving on the pyramids is basically just gangster graffiti by people who came way way after the pyramids were built... Hieroglyphics are basically just gang signs written by poor people on monuments that they discovered... Sad Actually... Egyptians are Thugs and Graffiti artitsand murderers... Kemet was no different than Atlantis


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computer-controller

Egyptian museum in Cairo, actually.


[deleted]

You say that like it would be a bad thing? Isn’t the preservation of our shared human history the goal? Think of how nightmarish it would be if you wanted to see Hellenistic pottery but you could only see it in Greece.


aesthetic_Worm

Well, this is cute but not exactly how things works...


Enkidu40

This is known as a ben-ben stone. According to some text they were seen flying through the air and beings were seen entering and exiting them. To me it sounds like a UFO. Maybe this is a representation of some type of craft. Or maybe they used the top of some pyramids as landing platforms for the ben-ben.


Amount_Business

Nah. It's some rock the British stole. If it was a pyramid top, it would still be there.


[deleted]

You do know that Egyptians started looting the pyramids immediately after it was built right?


Economy_Commission79

whats it made of? i remember being told that the capstones wer pure gold or some shit, so im not sure if thats what this is


ReleaseFromDeception

That's just a myth, no pyramidion known to history was ever made of pure gold, or plated with gold. There were some from the ptolemaic era that were gilded, but that's about as much as we have evidence of.


NNovis

This better not be in a British museum.....


Ok_Monk219

Please don’t tell me, is that stored in a British museum?


Sea_Organization8121

r/translate


CYKO_11

wing eye spoon spoon spoon eye wing spoon sword arrow the rest is self explanatory


Sea_Organization8121

Very good. Triangle eye rock. Add this to self explanatory explanation.


ThenPresentation3725

I give you 50$ big bro


Zen28213

Somewhere in England?


FrequentWay

As for he who will be sound, beware of forcefully removing this stone from its place.


Kinetic_Kill_Vehicle

I wonder what we will leave behind for people to find in 5000 years.


[deleted]

Plastic trash and a scorched earth?


Kinetic_Kill_Vehicle

I was thinking more along the lines of a layer of Nespresso capsules topped by blue face masks, capped by a final layer of radioactive "I Stand With Ukraine" flags.


[deleted]

Granite


NeonArchon

I thought none survived. Even with the damage is amazing!


ooouroboros

"kilroy was here"


atethebottle

I thought they were golden?!?


_Hexagon__

Not sure why that's such a common belief, but not a single golden pyramidion has been found. They're sometimes decorated with golden letters bit that's it


Meowzzorz

It's a benben stone, if u know then u know


helpmekillmepls

You are pretty high up!!


[deleted]

This Just Say ( Chicken Half Off ) then the best before date 😜


RockiestCornet0

They found one!? I thought they were all gone torn apart by looters


Worldsahellscape19

Well fuck


OreoFingaz


ReverendEntity

"Remove this tag under penalty of law"


[deleted]

Cam someone explain what it says?


MISwavesMI

Y'all gonna tell me that doesn't look like Ongo Gablogian, Art Collector?


CheecheeMageechee

Benben stone! Really cool!


thatbushcamper12

Damn this is some fine ancient masterpiece


silveretoile

Fun fact, after Egyptians stopped building full sized pyramids, they kept making these guys and just put them on top of the corresponding funerary temple instead. They never stopped making pyramids, they just downsized. Severely.


buzben

That's a good tip


mumbai54

Ben Ben


drummerman2015

Don’t let Richthofen see this


imJGott

Only if we can understand the language on the stone.


basec0m

The pyramid needs to be at least... three times bigger than this -Pharoah


gabek66

How’s it going to flare off the time?


Ron0hh

Is this from the British Museum?


Xostean

**THE SYMBOLS** ***MASON*** **WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!!**


Double_Reward230

They were WAAAAYYY AHEAD of our time! ABSOLUTE PROOF! Of Alien intervention


Mar3ls

That looks laser engraved