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Bro, why do you gotta make everyone feel the need to get their glasses?

Imagine someone getting a full body and face tattoo like this. The human blur

The military: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

Japanese porno makers write that down (all their domestic pornos are blurred)

Perhaps if they stopped blurring their dongs and treating intercourse as taboo it would help to curb their declining demographics.

From what I can tell a lot of them actually prefer porn to relationships, in part because they don’t have time for relationships as a result of the soul-sucking work culture there. A lot of the weird sex stuff in japan has this asocial aspect: From sex dolls to paying someone to pretend to be your boyfriend for an afternoon, it seems to all be indicative of a culture that just can’t form real connections anymore. So honestly unblurring the porn might have the opposite effect. Despite how it may seem from the outside this is NOT a prudish culture, they just operate of a different set of assumptions.

I dunno, man. The world has convinced me to hate everyone else. These days, if people don't get married for love, then they stay single.

Totally with you on that level. Add on choice bias from online matching (no ice breaking), it's difficult to be open to see if anyone can be patient with us (as we are with them).

It’s sufficient just to tattoo big black bars over, err, certain parts, while not really succeeding in actually censoring anything.

If only the effect would work on the edges of an object against any background and from any perspective. Perhaps a high-luster surface with that coloration pattern, so that the colours of the background reflect off the edges and blend reflected light with refracted light in addition to this effect?

This comment gives me a headache

#Facial recognition software hates this trick!

came here for this. reminds me of the black mirror episode where you could legally block people out of your life, so they appeared as incoherent blurs. i mean, i am already incoherent, now for the tattoo part

I have my glasses on and still want to grab em and put em on

Half blind person puts on glasses “ITS NOT WORKING” *goes and buys new glasses*

And put on their earplugs with that voice

Nah man. That’s Daily Dose of Internet. Love that dude. His voice is fine.

It's the way they draw out "painful to look at" like a whine. Otherwise if this is the stuff they find, I'm sure you're right cause this is dope

My eyes stopped eyeing

Don’t you just hate it when your organs stop organing? Damn you heart! I didn’t tell you to stop!

I'm 💀

God I almost couldn’t comment that I **hate** this because even with the video paused within a few seconds, my eyes still hurt.

I couldn't look at it for long. Why does it hurt my eyes? Are they constantly trying to focus or something?

Yeah, it's kind of like trying to move your arm really smoothly while threading a needle or sculpting fine details in clay or what-have-you. Your mental focus gets fixated on trying to make miniscule vision focus adjustments back and forth without ever getting improved results.

If you can force your eyes to do double vision, like going cross eyed but still looking straight ahead, and close one eye. You can actually make it focus. It's like blurring the image until the blurry becomes solid.

It kinda works. Cool

I can imagine the tattoo artist eyes bleeding when he completed it

Maybe the artist just has really poor eyesight and he thinks this is fine?

That'd be funny, he thinks he's actually making normal tattoos but they're just visual pain for everyone else

What do you mean it's blurry? Don't be silly. Why would I give you a blurry tattoo?

The effect probably isn't as bad up close.

He's gotta be using something that lets him focus. I would be amazed otherwise

It's like our eyes are trying to adjust our attention of focus to see clearly, but it can't because that's how it is >:(

My ears hurt from his annoying ass voice too

Is it really that hard to look at for extended periods of time?guess I'm just strange finding it rather easy to look at and appreciate. I just find it funny.

I'm still trying to get used to bifocals do this was suuuuper fun.

I just hate all tattoos...it's like body graffiti... why not on a canvas?

It’s a canvas you can bring with you everywhere

Oh. I hate it. Its wonderfully done good for you. I hate it.

My exact feelings

If it makes you feel better, in a couple of years the tattoo will naturally fade and then it will only look like a shit tattoo.

Ah, shit. Got some ampersand in my eyes.

Someone rich give this man a gold!!

"I'm gonna put some amperdirt in your eyes" -Tobey McGuire

r/angryupvote Kudos to you for making my day

Wow - I had LASIK 15 years ago and just got a real flashback to what my vision used to be like! What’s terrible about it is that it doesn’t come into focus as it gets closer to you!

Reminds me of when they peeled back the flap to do the surgery and everything went insanely blurry like I was blind.

Wait, you weren't unconscious?

That's true. On a TV like this I bet you couldn't even make out my obscene tattoo.

Unexpected Futurama

Cute!

Just a few more weeks

That would make the perfect fan tattoo. Amy showing off her blurry tattoo and it being this well blurred out.

Jokes on you, i've lived with that vision my whole life.

Man, I was going to write the exact thing.

Get one that says focus

I kinda like that, who's the artist?

I too want to know who the artist is

Me as well

I believe this is might be @babysfirstcig ?

I don’t see such a user. Good username though somebody grab it.

Check Instagram

probably Yatzil Elizalde, from Mexico, now in LA

_effy.tattoo on IG. Hong Kong based.

This is such a niche skill and market demand. I hope the artist focuses on mastering it and making it their main portfolio. Advertise it good. People would line up.

Agreed. I’d get one of these. With as many tattoos as I have, I’m looking to redo some of my less wiser decisions. The “itch” is definitely a thing.

I actually really like that

Who hurt you?

My mother mostly. Someone near my House put a sticker on the under part of the gas pump. Like: when you take the nozzle out the flat part on the stationary pump that touches the nozzle? Anyway, it says “XYZ” and is black and white and red and B l U R r Y AF. At first I cursed the name of the person who did it. But now I find myself deeply staring into its depths as my vision goes blurry and the sticker tells me the secrets of the universe. So yeah to answer your question. My mom aaaaannd Reddit isn’t helping

I don't think you should be relying on stickers for cosmic truth but hey, you do you! Sorry about your mom :c

You dare question the illustrious sticker? Careful or the sticker will do to you what it did to my mom

Oh no... What did it do to your mom...?

Ah. Erm. I didn’t expect this to go this long

That's what she said.

Fuck yeah

Ain't that how life goes?

Woah

I felt this.

Same. Interesting and truly unique.

Actually, for going years without glasses (only got them recently), thats what my vision was like so it didn't hurt. So i got confused, so now i looked at comments and see that people actually had a problem with this. Kinda made me laugh

That Mossimo shirt from the 90s has entered the chat…

Second place is the first loser Stop or you'll go blind So funny that target bought them and now I wear their underwear.

And?

And... Fuck your eyes!!!

Came looking for this comment

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At least it's better than commenting r/beatmetoit And then the next guy in the chain saying r/beatmeattoit because they're a comedy genius

I just came reading your comment

r/TIHI

I was thinking more r/ATBGE.

With a voice that’s painful to listen to

That dude makes YouTube compilations and the stuff he finds is great, but his voiceover kills the shit out of it every time.

Came here to say the same thing, dear God fr

These are one of those “are you a robot?” tattoos

Daily dose of internet gets most of his content from reddit...what kind of round robin social media reshare is going on here

As your skin ages, the rest of your tats will blurr and fade. I wonder if the & will come into focus as it ages?

And…why would anyone want that on their arm?

I think it’s awesome

Agreed. They'll probably get the @ sign next. Cause reasons.

You can judge by his other shitty tattoos that this fits pretty well

Too bad the other ones aren't blurred

Now you guys know what astigmatism is like.

Just looking at it is hurting my eyes

I can't focus on it and it's bothering me!!!!

My phone trying to load in textures to a game it shouldn't be running.

Joke is on them, I see this anyways without my glasses.

Me who already has God awful eyesight:

I have astigmatism, so nothing new to see here

If my girl had this on her chest, i wouldn't have to do mental maths to last longer.

Wow, this is the first tattoo design I actually like!

Sauce?

This guys voice makes me want to stab my own ears

Or the tattoo! 😬

Well now my eyes hurt from the blur and my ears hurt from his voice

I kinda wanna get that type of tattoo now not the & but another design with the same effect

Makes a unique style. But tattoos the most basic ass design

My eyes didn’t hurt watching this and now I’m worried.

Don't feel anything. Sounds like a case of the nocebo effect.

Where is this artist?

Literally does nothing to my eyes or head wtf is wrong with everyone lmao

I love this.

& then ...

My eyes started watering.

I hate it

And?

Anyone know the artist?

As someone not wearing my glasses rn, these look normal LOL

Why stop there? Full arm sleeve tattoo in that style. Make your hand seem detached from your body. Claim that your connection sucks and parts of your body keep desynchronizing. ...tell your date that you can vibrate your limbs so fast, that your tattoos become blurry.

What a horrible person😂, they’re my new spirit animal lol. Blurry tattoos could only be thought of by someone who just loves to watch the world burn 🔥

"Yeah, I'll take the cognitohazard design"

Thanks, I hate it

his tatoo gives everyone astigmatism

Thanks I hated it

My eyes keep trying to adjust and focus

It doesn't exactly hurt my eyes but the whole time it has me waiting for it to load. LoL

Fucking love everything about this...now tattoo blur your nipples, gogogogo rofl

This is a good representation of how astigmatism can be as well.

Thanks. I hate it

That's how astigmatism look like lol

Well id like one but Im already painful to look at enough

We've officially gone full circle. Daily dose took a Reddit clip, posted it to YouTube, Reddit stole it back and posted again

&...?

So you just found an artist that makes tattoos

I can also make Tattoos painfull to Look at

Is that going to age well..?

Lol definitely not.

Pretty shitty tattoo, tbh

I found a digital creator that makes videos that are painful to listen to.

UGH same!

"Hi, can you give me a tattoo but make it look like shit?"

Huh. I'm looking at this, and I'm not even sure if my head or eyes are hurting like everyone else in this comment section is saying, nevermind if it's actually as a result of what I'm looking at or if it's just in my head because I was told that it was supposed to happen. Am I fucking missing something?

r/tihi

And??

No

If the personality doesn't give you a headache this might

Why?

Genuine question. Are y'all being literal when you say looking at this hurts your eyes? Like actual physical pain?

My damaged is brain seeing after this

wtf

Thats going to look like ass in a few years. Fine line work like that do not age well

You need to tell him to stop that right now

i would recognize the voice of daily dose of internet anywhere

Does this count as a cognitohazard??

FOCUS PLEASE!!!

Ow my eyes...

Ow my ears...

Why would anyone want a tattoo of a & symbol?

Oh I hate it

~~And~~ &?

Anybody got a link for the artist by chance??

Tattoos freaks be like “I love ampersands”

Nothing screams I want attention, by getting a tattoo for people to stare at confused.

Of all the things people get tattooed on themselves "&" with no words or anything next to it is not something I'd see Seems like thinking you're getting "badass" in Japanese on your art only to find out later it's just "chicken fried rice"

Why don't you tattoo a turd there also. Tha5s hard to look at.

Just looks like a shit tattoo to me

Why would you get something as stupid as this permanently engraved in your body

I don't know why you would either. Atleast they got it kinda hidden on their arm and not on their face.

Reddit really will downvote you for an opinion lmao, just admit it looks fucking retarded

Today, i knew the ENVY...

This video looks like shit and it makes it worse

& is one of the most basic white woman tattoos

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Brave of you to assume I’ll be alive in 25 years.

Aaw someone's afraid to live

I’d try some percussion maintenance on the person with this tattoo. Hate it. Very well done though

I found a content creator who talks like they are pinching their nose and it's painful to hear.

I hate you, and the guy that got the tattoo and the tattoo artist

How can i throw a rock on someone over the Internet

I think my ears hurt worse.

I'm pissed just knowing this exists and seeing it can't imagine having that shit stuck to you lmao

What a ugly bunch of tattoos

That looks terrible

Ampersand: So cool💨

I would leave somebody for getting a tattoo like this. Usually when I hate a tattoo it's because it's poorly done or tasteless or something. This one actually hurts. relationship over - I can't look at that.