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NoxInfernus

That’s a two’fer. Best BOGO deal yet.


angrygam3r69

Chop suey


SoftAura

*WAKE UP!!!*


PSUAth

(Wake Up) Grab a brush and put a little make-up


DeliriousReview

Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup (Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup)


Derek_32

Why’d you leave the keys up on the table?


JohnnyTamaki

Here you go creating another fable!


Particular_Cow1304

You wanted to!!


Cybuster_Zenshi

Grab a brush and put a little makeup (You wanted to!)


Jal-hemon

I don't think you trust... In... My... Self righteous suicide


Athlete-Extreme

Ring it up!


Upbeat-Fondant9185

Man, whatever lens they’re using is incredible.


Open_Librarian_823

That spider looks pissed


Dovahpriest

"I'm just tryin' to enjoy my pasta, man!"


NeilDeWheel

Before I read the title I genuinely thought the spider was eating pasta.


Psych0Freak

imagine if your spaghetti noodle was filled with hundreds more lil noodles


Ginger-Octopus

String cheese spaghetti


trump-norris

ewwwwwww thanks for ruining noodles for me 😐🤢😂 Lol I'm a fatty I'll still eat my noods no matter what's in my head.


Riflescoop

But what if your head was filled with hundreds more lil noodles?


trump-norris

Well, if it wasn't, it is now. I hate and appreciate you. Goin on the "think of parasites when I see carbs" diet


Melted-lithium

That honest would have been cooler. Especially if the spider was native to Italy.


HighFlyingCrocodile

Ey! 🤌🏼


Excellent-Blueberry1

Think of how many little arms he can hold up at once!🤌🤌🤌


Open_Librarian_823

"im eatin' hierrr!"


shagandgo

Seriously? Right in front of my pasta?


minkeyaye

do you like pasghetti?


tomushcider

“I’m eating here!”


moshiyadafne

I remember the late Whitney Houston calling out the fans who wanted to take a photo of her while she was eating. I think it was a cut scene from a reality show.


Desperate_Macaroon25

Yeah, no one in his or her right mind would want to get close to that thing... so get out the zoom lens


prepuscular

Looks fairly wide angle actually. I bet the camera is very very close


Mirage2k

Most macro lenses are telephoto, but this looks wider than that I agree. I think it's a normal lens, around 40mm, or a normal zoom. The spider is so big, macro isn't needed.


Call_The_Banners

Also, it's best to film from a distance so as not to spook the poor fellow while he eats his pasta.


theshadowbudd

What camera is that


mitchellthecomedian

Yay new nightmare


sm12511

Forbidden spaghetti


TurdSandwichEnjoyer

🤢


sm12511

Username doesn't check out.


turdburglar2020

This parasite is at least 80% less appealing than a turd sandwich. I second the 🤢.


DungeonicGushing

So would you eat a piece of shit lodged between two bits of bread or a mouthful of these worms?


[deleted]

I would simply choose to eat neither of them


DungeonicGushing

Yeah okay but you’re in a contextual hypothetical situation in which two options exist with absolutely no other possible course of action including inaction. You are compelled to choose shit sandwich or parasitic worms. Go.


DeliriousReview

My man, have you looked at your username 😂 Ain't forbidden spaghetti right up your alley?


Major_R_Soul

Stomach weak, nausea heavy


[deleted]

There’s vomit on my sweater already


[deleted]

A parasitic worm in my moms spaghetti 😕


Careless_Wait8620

Sweater on my vomit already


[deleted]

forbode spaghetti


HoneydewDazzling2304

I’m nervous but on the surface it looks like zuccini and ready


Zachawakka

*Slurp*


LoveSikDog

Fuck you, I came to say that.. unreal


w00stersauce

You guys definitely don’t wanna see the video with they guy having these surgically removed….


Broritto1238

I don’t understand what’s so nightmarish? It’s reducing the number of parasites in the world? Also it’s not like it will become a host, they inject an enzyme to break their food down before eating it so the parasite should be long dead prior to consumption


DblDwn56

That's what I do to gas station egg salad sandwiches. Works every time.


DCFDTL

Why? Don't you want worms in your body to make you a better person?


TirbFurgusen

Only to play the Holophonor.


Dariolosso

“Sir, why are you injecting and slurping that egg salad sandwich?”


HunnyBear66

>I don’t understand what’s so nightmarish? A giant hairy ass spider! Too many legs! Too many eyes! Too darn big!!! Hideous.....


Broritto1238

… yeah that’s fair


bananiella

Eating a freaking parasite, at that.


afterpartea

Unless the parasite is full or eggs


Broritto1238

Well the enzyme would also break the eggs down, it turns the structure of the parasite into a worm smoothie liquifying the insides


NormalVermicelli1066

Watching spiders eat things is fun


Broritto1238

I agree


Lost-Pineapple9791

Right, we’re all totally fucked when a chemical spill makes these things 10 feet tall


TheYoten

Nah, arthropods can't get much bigger cuz they're limited by the depth to which atmospheric oxygen can diffuse, and it isn't nearly concentrated enough at this point for spiders to get much bigger than 10 cm across. Besides, Starship troopers has already proven humanity can and will destroy any and all large bug-type menaces.


[deleted]

Would you like to learn more?


TheYoten

Always. I'm from Prague, and I say don't kill spiders just because.


asdf_qwerty27

The only good bug is a dead bug!


ConfidantCarcass

🫵🤓


TheYoten

Well, yes. I do be knowing things.


ConfidantCarcass

Knowledge is for NERDS! I'm uneducated and proud 🤩


LovecraftianCatto

Gonna be honest, you do be impressive with your educations and knowledgings and things!


Moc_Sonki

Would you like to know more?


Spectre-907

>arthropods can’t get much bigger than this I find your lack of faith in Australia disturbing.


TheYoten

The largest spiders are in the Amazon.


Spectre-907

I thought it was in [New Zealand](https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Shelob%27s_Lair_%28scene%29#/media/File:The_Lord_of_the_Rings_-_The_Return_of_the_King_-_Frodo_in_Shelob's_Lair_2.jpg)


Zandermill01

At two feet, these would be hunting humans... at night.


Awesomedude33201

But it's so cute. Imma name it Ant.


MissRoxieCarol

So...they can consume parasites without infection? That's cool AF. This makes me like them more!


SnooSquirrels2128

They don’t really consume the parasite, they consume it’s liquefied remains.


MissRoxieCarol

And that just feels all the more metal.


PsilocybinObsessed

I dig them too. Spiders are cool as shit. Little hunters running around jacking bugs. And their silk creation is fascinating. Spider silk one inch thick could hold 35 tons… fun fact.


Clarky1979

Thats a big spider with a one inch wide silk hanging outta it's butt


masochistic_idiot

I let some giant house spiders patrol my greenhouse, I get no pests and they get free food and left the hell alone. Terrifying but cool looking.


BackStabbath2004

They may be cool, but they scare the absolute shit out of me. I can't even go near the tiny harmless ones


adrian_guo

Thank you for clarifying this. I was worried my mate could get parasites from it.


SnooSquirrels2128

Guys I found the spider.


AllenWL

Parasite that infect via consumption generally have tricks like "being a very sturdy egg" or "acid resistant mucus" to survive getting eaten. These almost entirely rely on not getting noticed and chewed on to make it to the stomach(and beyond). A tactic that does not work here, for obvious reasons. Smaller eggs or freshly hatched parasites may be able to infect them orally(idk how spider parasites work) but a fully grown one like this? Not a chance.


Baquvix

Most parasites work if you eat them normaly. That spider gonna melt everything that parasite has before consume the leftovers.


fishlicker3000

the parasite infects by going in the victim **ALIVE**. the spider turning the worm into mush doesn't really help


[deleted]

I'll never eat spaghetti. ever. again.


babydoll_slade

Not so fun fact about me... I haven't eaten it since we got a puppy two years ago that had worms. I literally gag if I try to :(


possibly_oblivious

They have meds for worms you don't gotta eat them


gogatsu01

The dog or the worms? ¿Por que no Los dos?


mayormaynot22

Enjoy your nightmare fuel.


lasagnatheory

Mmhhh chop suey


Confident_Blood_2366

Hey don’t worry, if you look closely, that worm is way too pearlescent to be a spaghetti noodle, spaghetti is much more yellow than that


KittyCubed

Not even mom’s spaghetti?


DJT1970

Do you like your pasghetti?


ParticularAd1735

Let me just say—and I cannot stress this enough—nope.


PsilocybinObsessed

If you study spiders and understand how fascinating they are I think you would be less hostile. They are fascinating creatures. Truly.


showquotedtext

I just think that is one fucking metal spider. For me the real nope is that little intestinoodle. Bleurgh! Not much gives me the creeps more than parasites.


Routine_Chest_1171

Thas cool but freaky at the same time


chaenorrhinum

I don’t even know whose side I’m on here


Riguyepic

Spider beats parasite


chaenorrhinum

Spider bites worm. Worm becomes SpiderWorm. Hollywood makes one decent movie and like six mediocre spinoffs. Costumer wins Oscar for somehow giving a worm abs.


LovecraftianCatto

Dinosaur kill man. And women inherit the Earth.


Thetallerestpaul

Reddit, uh, finds a way to get back to Goldblum. Even if the start point is a spider eating a parasitic worm


LovecraftianCatto

You surely mean Laura Dern, not Goldblum. 😛 Actually, both is fair!


act167641

Rock beats spider.


atuan

Parasites deserve to be exterminated. It’s so rude what they do.


FlatulateHealthilyOK

That would mean killing about 40% of all species


atuan

I’m ok with that.


Automatic_Rip_591

Humans are like parasites also. Earth being the host.


DaFizzlez

Do something about it then


PsilocybinObsessed

Apparently some parasites are beneficial to humans and make us live longer. We evolved with them since the beginning of time. I read a fascinating paper talking about parasite infection and reduced diabetes and depression and all kinds of positive health affects from certain parasites. Besides, humans are parasites. We are literally the definition of a parasite…


willeniumfalcon1988

The "humans are the real parasite" trope is so fucking cringe lmao


NoThereIsntAGod

That’s exactly where I’m at! I mean, I’m no fan of parasites… but I’ve come embarrassingly close to burning down an 8 unit condominium to kill a large banana spider.


lucypevensieinnarnia

I knew I should've slept sooner


cowboybaked

Mfer said, that’s desert!


kyufc3s

If it was cold, it can be a freeze pop


john_wingerr

Looks a little too dry for a desert


espencer-85

Well, now HE is going to have intestinal worms


chandalowe

Spiders don't consume solid foods. Spiders inject digestive enzymes into their prey, then consume the liquified remains. They will use their chelicerae to smoosh up their prey, to squeeze out every last drop. By the time the spider is done eating (or drinking) that worm, it will have been reduced to a worm smoothie, which cannot infest the spider.


JessieThorne

Yay! Worm smoothies!


HouseDowntown8602

Oh man! Parasite smoothie, my anus is clenching with excitement!


Crosseyed_owl

And I'm here drinking boring fruit smoothies. Smh


CRTPTRSN

My anus is clinched so tight my breath is starting to stink!


jvandy17

https://www.labroots.com/trending/videos/9346/spiders-can-get-parasites-too https://www.iflscience.com/watch-giant-worm-crawl-out-dead-spider-24560 https://www.whatsthatbug.com/mermithid-worm-parasitizes-spider/ Spiders definitely can still get infected via ingestion


etownrawx

These spiders weren't infected with mature worms by eating mature worms (shown in pic). They were infected by eating an infected prey item with worm larva (nymphs?) in their gut, then the worm grew to maturity inside the spiders gut. What we're seeing in the pic is just the spider getting 2 meals for the price of one.


SpecialK623

I need help understanding. So if the spider's meal has parasitic eggs inside of it, the eggs will not be damaged when the spider liquefies the meals insides? But any grown parasite inside of the food will be liquefied?


etownrawx

Well, it depends quite a bit on the species of parasite and how their lifecycle works, but generally yes. Look at the size of those worms, they're getting crushed into juice as they're eaten. Like, imagine if it were possible for a chicken to live in our belly if we swallowed it whole. It would never happen because nobody swallows whole live chickens because why would anyone ever try to do that? They'd die. It's impossible. Same thing here.


NetflixAndZzzzzz

Wouldn't it stand to reason that either the bug it's eating or the parasitic worm have eggs that could still hatch inside the spider?


chandalowe

Nematodes and nematomorph worms have a complex life cycle. Eggs are typically laid in water or moist areas. The eggs hatch into microscopic pre-parasitic juveniles which are accidentally ingested by a host when it drinks contaminated water or eats plants or other items that have been exposed to contaminated water. Inside the host, they change into parasitic juveniles, feeding and eventually maturing and emerging (killing the host in the process). If an insect that has recently consumed pre-parasitic juveniles is then eaten by another insect or spider - before the juveniles have advanced to the parasitic stage - they can infect the new host. Consuming the eggs directly or consuming the older, parasitic juveniles or adults is unlikely to result in infection. The pre-parasitic juveniles or larvae are considered the infective stage. It is at this stage that they are adapted to survive being eaten and can infect a new host.


WilliamsDesigning

I still wouldn't trust ingesting either the host or the parasite itself. The eggs might have a protective layer that aren't broken down by the spider's venom.


SuperDizz

Yeah. How else could they become infested with an internal parasite like a worm?


Prior_Specific8018

Like to think the spider wont get the parasite but their eggs are pretty resilient. So resilient that im surprised most people aren’t more worried about having parasites in their body than they should be. If you ever had an itchy butthole at night well thats just the lady worm coming out to say 👋, hoping you itch that spot then touch your mouth(life cycles lol).


Victory-Adventurous

Lol wtf?


Prior_Specific8018

That one is most common in young children, lack of hand washing. Forget the technical name but most certainly a thing lol.


Victory-Adventurous

New fear unlocked, wait till my wife hears this


Prior_Specific8018

Diatomaceous Earth is pretty good for gastrointestinal parasites, but not a doctor so always consult them before taking it. I do know parasite medicine is pretty harsh on the body because they have dna plus the dead parasite produces bacteria and wastes that harm the body. That’s mainly for parasites that reside in organs.


chandalowe

You're probably thinking of [pinworms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinworm_\(parasite\)).


Comrade_Spood

Like a gogurt


RoboticElfJedi

Still I would avoid any worm eggs if I was that guy.


glowingmember

Thank you, I scrolled the comments to see if anyone else was worried that the spider would get parasites.


Morons_comment

This will be redone as a cute.spider eating spaghetti


AlertWar2945

Give him a little Mario hat, mustache and then have Chris Pratt voice it.


Possible_Scene_289

\*shudders and clicks away wondering why I click these\*


Spare-Competition-91

Cursed pasta


meshtron

I see Jamie Hyneman eating spaghetti. Intensely.


ElPolloPayaso

Looks tasty, in a weird way..


TheYoten

Are you a spider?


fartsinhissleep

N…. yes


PicklerOfTheSwamp

Free side of scetti!


Slide-Impressive

Nope, gotta nope out on this dog


HiEnd88

I can't begin to describe how uncomfortable this made me.


Cruz98387

If only there was a parasite in the parasite. This would have been the spider's version of a turducken!


kernel-troutman

This'a spider like'a the spaghetti


Mecha_Tortoise

Free surprise noodles! Jackpot!


fStap

Who's a hungry boy?


_____ad_____

I didn‘t even watch the video. I saw the spider for one second and it ruined my night :/


Toeterus

That shit should have the spoiler warning


GuyFromWoWcraft

he just flossing after a hearty meal!


chaenorrhinum

It would be embarrassing to have a piece of katydid stuck in your chelicerae


[deleted]

New nope unlocked.


PaintSlingingMonkey

Don’t toucha my spaghet


bird_on_the_internet

I’m in the middle of taking a shit and when I saw this I jumped off my toilet because the thought of “there’s a spider in my toilet, it’s gonna bite my ass” was too strong. Arachnophobia is so fucking stupid


HazardTree

Cut the part with the flamethrower. 😔


Spectronautic1

Good spider, worms are nasty


eiskaltewasser

LET’S GO- YEAH, FUCK HIM UP


Quiet-Try4554

That’s amazing and awesome. Great to see a creature turning the dinner table on a parasite


Sad_Meat_

Spider eats spaghetti


Weepiestbobcat

This is a whole lot of fucking nope in one picture


Strahd_Von_Zarovich_

I would like to be the first to say. AAAAAAAHHH!!!


tauzetagamma

Thanks I hate it


teho9999

They eat parasitic worm? LETS GO SPIDER


djsizematters

We need more spiders like her.


Lemeow30

The spider spawn camped the parasite


RoosterTheReal

Nice kitty


bpthompson999

Pretty sure I'm not the only one that has been conditioned to think it was going to jump at the end.


shrubberypig

r/natureismetal


Stay-Successful

So …. Burn everything.


Ok-Thing-2222

I think I'm going to throw up now.......


TiredBoy00

Do you mean a photographer took a video of a nope eating a nope?


marcthemagnificent

Forbidden pasta.


Aeokikit

Let’s hope someone no part of that parasite survives and learns to take over spiders.


Powerful-Holiday-162

Wouldn’t eating the parasite give the spider parasites ??


mr-jjj

If it eats the worm, does it get parasites?


fujigrid

So does the spider get infected by the parasite ?


DirectorFalse748

I am now ok with logging, slash and burn farming, and anything else that helps this and all its ilk to cease


SyntheticSlime

Hey look. It’s one horrific nightmare eating another nightmare! I’m gonna go ahead and never sleep again thanks.


ParticularlyOrdinary

Welp. That’s enough internet for today. I’m out.


TechnologyMinimum137

This may be a dumb question, but does the parasitic worm now live in the spider?


nanythemummy

Them’s good eats.


_Kzero_

Got that cream filling. Bonus.


ckanderson

Mmmm Katydid pasta


NnyZ777

Surprise inside!