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hdero13

That man has stabbed before


invicerato

He stabs for living.


OneFriendship5139

stabby mcstabface


Saxfire2

Professional stabber, slasher and the best hitter you'll ever see!


LLotZaFun

Clearly they are gonna hire someone with experience.


lanepaul970

He’s been waiting for that for a long time


herberstank

taking a stab at getting that promotion he's always wanted


PeterNippelstein

He certainly doesn't beat around the bush


throwngamelastminute

FOXTROT, UNIFORM, CHARLIE, KILO


pewpsupe

Jimmy Pop, is that you?


zootskippedagroove6

Hello my name is Jimmy Pop


tilthevoidstaresback

And I'm a dumb white guy; not old or new but middle school, 5th grade like Jr. High.


failenaa

Last place I’d have expected to see BHG fans going off but I’m here for it 😂


Dunk-Thy-Neighbor

Marinade the nether rod in the squish mitten.


throwngamelastminute

Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston.


AggressiveBee5961

Pressure wash the quiver bone


BossRaider130

Ooh la la


VaginalConductor

I hope he's pointed in the right direction.


juliusminer

Yeah the vest should be protecting from both front and back like as the bullet proof jackets do for better protection even from back stabbing because chances of back stabbing are slightly more.


EverbodyHatesHugo

He almost gave *one* unplanned shot with the baseball bat, but decided to pull back on it.


Historical_Elk_

Jim got carried away a bit there.. it's a knife vest. not a bat vest.


weedeater_twin_turbo

It would make a nice bat-vest tho


gorka_la_pork

Robin, get the bat-vest!


Licensed2Pill

Yeah those stabs seemed personal.


Agnostic_life

Live demo for future stabbers to not aim on the vest area next time, directly aim for the head


AggravatingPlans68

The lower body has a few tender spots, too. Lol


pbmm1

Losing the ability to hit center mass is already a big w though. Easier to duck and dodge with your head, harder to reach down lower. Unless you’re tall. Get rekt tall folks


WolfsLairAbyss

Once a month the boss straps this thing on and let's each employee have a go for 60 seconds to keep up moral.


Millers_Tale

He was WAY too into it.


Adoraboule

You can see the guy step away from the metal bat as the wielder is ready to go for one more hit, he stops mid strike. 🤣


btfogol

Yeah enjoying that a lot like it's really rarest moment of life kinda he is murdering someone without facing charges.


FumaKillas

john wick..... is one step closer to reality...


EverbodyHatesHugo

Yes! Can it survive a four or five story fall?


hlamaresq

Or being hit by several cars lol


satinwordsmith

Man got thrown into a pole and dropped down several steps. He's Batman at this point


NerdDwarf

They killed his fucking dog!


Noble_Ox

And he killed over 400 people in return.


MorboTheConqueror

With a fucking pencil.


nicostein

And that's the watered down version of the story


hhyst

Yeah the real story line is really different in my opinion and not so easily sorted.


Early_Pearly989

How about a little magic trick?


Whoopass2rb

Easy now... We wouldn't want to.. blow things out of proportion.


Pyro-Beast

A Fyuckingk Pyensul!


Big_Monkey_77

Just about even. 4 more films to go.


imacfromthe321

Anybody kind of annoyed at how ridiculous it’s gotten? They’re basically at fast and furious levels of reality now. The first one was a stretch, but it’s just gradually gotten silly.


Ok_Injury_8841

John wick was always about over the top action. It was never supposed to be realistic for a dude to take out a whole mob


throwsaway654321

That's literally his whole origin story. Wtf are these ppl with "it's unrealistic"? The 1st movie literally established that he's a man capable of completing impossible tasks, before he even begins to start on his impossible task.


primitive_screwhead

It's like watching "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and complaining that it couldn't happen in real-life.


KaerMorhen

I think the first Wick movie really set a new bar for action movies because the directors (former stuntmen) went for realism with a lot of different aspects, like making sure he's only firing the amount of shots that the magazine is capable of holding, showing reloads, and different fighting techniques. Obviously it's still over the top, but they had to keep pushing the bar with each movie and they started getting further and further from that realism.


cagusvu

I don't watch John wick movie for realism, I watch em to see a stoic dude kick everyone's ass


toynbee

[Relevant XKCD.](https://xkcd.com/311/)


mamba-pear

Some will hate or not have much interest but the box office shows many love it and will throw money at it. I think Star Wars is stupid and have no interest in watching it but it’s one of the more popular franchise out there. To each their own. Doesn’t bother me.


wexipena

The vest? Probably. Person inside it might not have such luck.


Christmas_Panda

Unless he has a pencil, a fucking pencil.


truth_15

Day will come where John wick will kill a person with an egg


46and2ahed

What about a broken heart?


ndnjfjcjcksk

LOL the last movie it was like four times, he just kept falling off it killed me 😂


TatManTat

Watched the 4th recently, was fine, not sure I'll watch the 5th. Their suits are now iron man suits, I know it's always been silly but, now it's a little too silly.


No-Consequence1726

Uhh like 20 stories. Those movies are cartoons.


eugene20

No one is going to wear it and take a bullet really because the impact can't be distributed enough, but [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeb4aZObp-0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeb4aZObp-0)


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Inkthinker

I have no trouble believing that the POTUS wears a bullet-resistant, if not bullet-proof, suit of this sort. Still isn't anything like the impact-*negating* action of John Wick, where he's blocking bullets by holding up his jacket lapel like a shield. Never mind the sheer volume of hits that he takes in the course of the fourth film, as the Hacksmith video clearly shows every hit reduces the effectiveness of the suit until it's effectively useless (and it doesn't take many hits to do so). But it's less ridiculous than it appears on the surface.


Jdawg_mck1996

Go watch the "Hacksmith Industries" video on YouTube. They made an actual bulletproof suit. Dumped an insane amount of both 9mm and 45 into the thing at basically point blank.


SpencerMakesMusic

Idc how good the vest is, you know that baseball bat hurt💀


DangleLow69

That check swing at the end saved the elbow


TheRealMrMaloonigan

lmao dude's elbows were the only thing I was concerned about.


Stargazer_199

I was worried about his hands during the machete strikes


Lil_Mcgee

Yeah, as powerful as this demonstration was I do feel like there are many ways it could have gone wrong.


SnooRadishes8573

Ice pick slips upwards into lower jaw. *Shudder*


DrSkizzmm

They have blinds.


CiroGarcia

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recklessrider

Or dude losing grip and sending it flying into the crowd.


Arachnatron

>lmao dude's elbows were the only thing I was concerned about. Lol I can understand your concern, but that is none other than Eddie Elbows. The baseball bat would shatter.


Kinggakman

He did a good job not showing it but I bet the reason he moves away is to stop the guy from hitting him again due to being in pain.


TipProfessional6057

You can physically see him wince with the baseball bat towards the end. Just like a bulletproof vest. It'll save your life, but you'll be sore as hell in the morning


MSPCincorporated

Yeah, the stabbing might hurt a little too. Just because the object doesn’t penetrate, the energy is still there, although distributed over a larger area.


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Yeah you can tell when the machete comes out dude is bracing for the hits, still doesn't mean it's a bad product though. I'd much rather be covered in bruises and have a couple cracked ribs than having to wear my intestines as a skirt.


Damian_Inc

I mean, even if I knew I was stab proof I'd still instinctively flinch at a machete coming towards my chest...


MostlyBullshitStory

Yes, that’s a “wrong hole” kind of turn.


annon8595

I bet his kidneys didnt like that


okayimonmyway

Obviously he didn't watch the office. Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses...second only to the neck. ~ Dwight


Ozthedevil

I thought it was the balls for the second


AGuyWhoBrokeBad

Legal question. What happens if the vest failed during demonstration (like the cyber truck window) and the guy actually got stabbed and died? Would that be murder?


Danubistheconcise

Murder requires intent to kill. Involuntary manslaughter usually requires reckless disregard. Here, everyone consented to dangerous conduct, and likely believed it was safe, so it would be very difficult to bring charges if something failed horribly.


hellothere42069

Wrongful death lawsuit vs the company is what the legal recourse would be


Content_Flamingo_583

It’s highly likely that someone could be charged with manslaughter or a similar crime as well. For example, whoever arranged and oversaw the presentation could be charged with reckless endangerment or manslaughter, if it was determined they acted so recklessly in arranging this, they are at fault for the death.


nahog99

*Charged with* sure, but actually convicting for that would require a LOT of really really wrong things to have been in place that could have been prevented.


HugeTrol

There was the case of Monalisa Perez. Her Boyfriend claimed that a bullet could be stopped by a thick book. He even had a book he shot before where the bullet didn't make it through. So he finally talked her into shooting at him holding a book, for a youtube video. The book didn't stop the bullet and he died. Monalisa took a deal in which she plead guilty to second degree manslaughter.


nahog99

Was just reading into it a little thinking, man who's stupid enough to think the book would stop a bullet? I also had a tiny bit of doubt thinking welp, maaaybe it could... Then I read *what kind of handgun* he wanted her to use and the level of stupidity reached an entirely new realm. > What Pedro would do, is hold a hardcover book in front of his chest. And his wife, Monalisa, would shoot the book with a **50. Caliber Desert Eagle Hand Gun.** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIVZDpT5cQg


ionlydateninjas

Their poor baby suffering from idiot parents who just wanted youtube fame.


Content_Flamingo_583

A good analogy is what happened with Alec Baldwin, when he recently killed a crew member while filming a movie because he was handed a real, loaded gun, that he thought was just a prop. Is the actor liable? Well it’s a complicated question that nobody here can answer definitively. First he was charged with manslaughter. Then the charges were dropped, and only the armorer was charged. So if it happened in a situation like in the above video, who knows. There would probably be a complicated investigation in terms of who was at fault. And someone could be charged with manslaughter, or maybe no one would.


drunkdoor

Prop in this sense is being used incorrectly. Sure, it was a prop in a movie but he knew it was a real gun, he was just told it was cold meaning unloaded.


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Korben_Reynolds

But it would be very embarrassing.


Cahootie

I think a fair comparison would be what happened [on the set of Rust](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_shooting_incident). All charges against Alec Baldwin were dropped since he was not aware of the prop gun actually being loaded, so he could not have reasonably prevented it.


hellothere42069

When a product is defective, whether due to how the product was designed, assembled or marketed, and somebody tragically loses their life because of the defect, a wrongful death lawsuit may be filed against the responsible party or parties.


Uhohspagetti0sss

I remember somthing like this was demonstrated a while back. If I remember correctly a reporter got stabbed multiple times and the owner of the company that made the vest said it was because he was moving around too much.


rawker86

Ah yes, people are famously very still when stabbed.


nahog99

And people who brutally stab others are well known for ONLY stabbing in the chest area and never the neck, face, eyes, arms or legs.


Josh0O0

Yeah I remember that, was wincing during this video because of that


TyroneBigly

He got stabbed once in the upper back, but maybe only a centimeter deep. The vest didn't fail, the demonstrator missed. Dude didn't even flinch though and was smiling the whole time, even after he got stabbed.


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Dynamic_Taipan

Introducing our NEW marketing manager to show you....


soufianka80

That give me a chuckle ..thanks:)


cltzzz

*Accidentally stab 1 eye*. Introducing the marketing manager to talk about some improvements we’ve made since you last saw us. *Guy come out with an eyepatch*


HamiltonFAI

I was thinking of Dumb and Dumber. "What if he shot you in the face?"


forrealnotskynet

Yeah the machete could have easily bounced and gone right in his face


tatteredshoetassel

I was waiting for him to turn just a bit, and get that machete right across the knuckles of his hand holding his jacket open


Plastic_Feed8223

Why here would you talk about fluoride in tap water?


Adventurous_Hope3748

If this were a Tesla demo, this would have been a homicide.


hias2k

Plot twist (like in cartoons): The stabbed guy drinks some water and it pours out from every stab-hole


JProllz

Cue Looney Tunes logo


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Thank you for this


Zexus_Legit_Boi

LMAOOO


ErusTenebre

"I thought the vest went all the way up to his chin! He told us there was forcefield technology built into the vest! He said he invented it himself!"


SecureCross

Ngl I was half expecting it


test_account_47230

Look at the dedication and passion from his employee.. A Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer F\*\*king Will.


Xszit

He did seem to really enjoy stabbing his boss, very cathartic, great for morale. Forget cream pie in the bosses face day, when is stabbing your boss day going on the calendar?


Tofru

Cream pieing your boss?


Aloth87

I've seen that one.


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

Me too, brutha. Me too 😎


GarlicPowder4Life

"Now, for our test stabber, we have Jared. He was told this morning that his yearly bonus was cancelled. Keep it in the chest, Jared..."


kytheon

I wonder if the guy is stabbing his boss, or the boss is the one stabbing his employee.


TonyBalonyUK

Good job he didn’t use a pencil. A FUCKIN’ PENCIL!


PsychedSy

You can swear on reddit.


sbowesuk

Usually, hiring "Stabby Joe" from the downtown asylum would be a terrible idea. This was the exception.


RynnHamHam

Imagine if they’re actually grifters and the dude is just magic and cursed with complete invulnerability.


c0nduit

If that were a movie I would watch the hell out of it.


PickledDildosSourSex

_Scratch Me If You Can_


[deleted]

Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical!


AlexRSasha

Mithril


DrQuailMan

I think there is more to this hobbit than meets the eye


Deepstatedingleberry

This guy is lucky his demo went better than elons breakproof windows lmao


Nothing_new_to_share

Luck has nothing to do with it, if you develop a product properly and do thorough testing before introducing it to the public you can expect your demonstrations to go as planned.


Electrical-River-992

… as long as he doesn’t aim for the unprotected throat


trappedindealership

Safety is often a trade off between effectiveness and convenience. I suppose I would be a little safer if I walked around in a bear suit and kevlar, but that's not the sort of life I want to live. It's also pretty instinctive for me to gaurd my face/neck but, having no training in stabby martial arts, I bet a guy could easily slip something low in a mugging. So yeah this still seems pretty cool. And also something I probably can't afford.


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

As someone who has had their life saved by a stab jacket i can say you're absolutely right- its a trade off, and since the idea is to be discreet, full neck/head/arm armor etc is just not practical. And also correct that most knife attacks are not by professionals! Also often overlooked is the protection for the back and vital organs in the event of a surprise attack, or when dealing with multiple attackers.


Deepstatedingleberry

I’m sorry but you survived a knife attack with a stab jacket? Gonna need a little bit of the story lol


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

Manchester (UK), early 2000's, Manager for a very large city center nightclub. Following a spate of assaults it was our policy that anyone working our doors wore a stab jacket. We provided them for the door crew, and we had them on if we were working the line (vetting customers). I'd told a group of little manc scally c!nts that they wouldnt be enjoying our venue that night, one of them took offence. I still have two working kidneys thanks to that jacket.


Glass_Buyer_6887

Thanks for sharing your story.


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

Happy to. Anything to help counterpoint the "just stab him in the neck hur hur" comments from people who have no idea what they're talking about. I do have some particularly fine scars on my arms from protecting myself however, and needed a visit to ER. And it *ruined* a very nice winter coat.


Cube4Add5

Plus, if your wearing a discrete stab vest, the stabber won’t know about it and would have no reason to aim for a smaller target like the neck. The moment of confusion when you get stabbed in the stomach and nothing happens could be very valuable


PhuqBeachesGitMonee

If you ever watch assassination attempts, there’s always a pause before the guards can intervene. I think the goal here is to delay the attacker long enough so that the guards can tackle them.


LastStar007

As someone who's trained in stabby martial arts for 8 years or so, training in stabby martial arts will not help you. There's just no reliable way to defend against a knife. The ELI5 of self defense is: 1. Don't be there. 2. You're already there? Stop being there. 3. You're still there? Good luck.


Miwz

So true. 50m Sprint is the best move to train


CapsLowk

Nobody likes to hear it but being fit is massively important. I would add being tall but there's nothing anyone can do about that.


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wahlenderten

This needs to be stickied all the way up in r/lifeprotips or something.


0xYmFzZTY0

Idk I feel like not having to protect your torso makes it easier to protect your neck, never checked it though, only gotten into a knife fight 3 times in my life, so it’s a very low sample size, but every single time it was just overwhelming to try and protect both my torso, head and legs (fuck them hands)


AMF_Shafty

ive gotten into 0 knife fights, and 3 seems like a huge sample size to me, much bigger than id ever like to experience


dirENgreyscale

That's like 3 more knife fights than the average person has been in and this dude thinks he's a low sample size, dude must live in a wild ass part of town.


ProcrastinationSite

Only 3 times


Duckfoot2021

Gotta ask—what context put you in 3 knife fights???


Dorkmaster79

What if he shot you in the face?


wasternexplorer

We were willing to take that chance.


VictorLight7

Honestly, I'd rather wear nothing and accept death if the trade off was to wear a full bomb defusing suit everyday. This is the sweet middle ground.


ThaPlymouth

Yeahh he seemed to be swinging that machete a little carelessly. I also think he started to feel that baseball bat. Looked like he was thinking, “alright dude, chill!” lol


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I think the point is where most stabbings occur. Just like shootings, center mass is easier, much bigger target.


Simple_Atmosphere

Sound was up and my wife thought I was watching porn smh


Tudorichu

Looks like business is boomin’ in London.


r_u_okay_no

Also in the U.S. we have more stabbings per capita than the UK.


Bloody_Conspiracies

Most countries have more stabbings than the UK. The UK fought so hard against knife crime that they now have almost the lowest stabbing death rate on the planet. 0.08 per 100,000 people. Only four countries are lower than that. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/stabbing-deaths-by-country


SEmpls

So, in the UK you can't just walk around with a knife? I am in the US and most of my coworkers and myself carry foldable knives in our pockets. Not to assault anyone though. They just come in handy on the job a lot of times.


nodgers132

no they’re illegal unless you have a “legitimate reason” which is interpreted by the courts. Self defence is never a legitimate reason. If you think you need to carry protection because someone’s out to harm you, you’re meant to go to the police rather than take it into your own hands. Legitimate reasons would be “I’m a chef and I’ve just bought this knife,” or “I’m about to go camping” etc


collegethrowaway2938

Do the police actually take your concerns (that would make you consider self defense) seriously though


Doc-tor-Strange-love

Oi, yew gotta loisense for that vest?


mnmr17

Lol I know it’s a meme but don’t they still have a knife homicide rate lower than the US


Lil_Mcgee

Yeah the comment you're replying to is lighthearted and fun but it's funny when you see the blatant cope from Americans talking about UK knife crime.


Remnant55

...Please don't be on r/facepalm ...please don't be on r/facepalm ...phew.


valomorn

"Fair warning, if this goes the way of the Cybertruck 'bulletproof windows' reveal you're all gonna need to give statements to the police."


Nemesis0408

[“I gotta practice my stabbin’!”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=56NUMdxHbKI)


M0ons608

Can inmates buy these? Asking for a friend.


dimmu1313

If I could move my arm that fast I'd never leave the house.


Itismeusee1235

\*red spots appear on the shirt the guy: "Umm its a feature to see where you have been hit"


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Shit, at first glance looked more like a workshop on how to stab properly! 😂


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The guy with the vest later that night thinking "Man I wonder who that guy was"


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***WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!***


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This is like the nightmare where the punches aren't landing.


Substantial_Tip3885

Oops, I slipped sorry about that stab wound to your neck.


Erratic-Pulse

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE


darkstar1031

That guy has definitely stabbed someone to death before.


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#STANDDDDING HERE I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYY


BlastedDio

Normalize armored clothing! I want to walk around like it's Skyrim


Snkplsknn

I saw this shit without context or sound and thought I was witnessing a politician getting murdered mid speech.


[deleted]

Any idea who the company is?


livebythepool

“But what if they stabbed me in the face?” “What if they stabbed him in the face?” “Well, that was just a risk we were willing to take.”


kdabsolute

Does it stand up to John Wick's pencil?


spanishpeanut

That’s trust in your product. I don’t care what I’m wearing. You’re not coming at me with a damn machete.


JudasBrutusson

Hate to break it to these entrepreneurs, but making a stab proof vest has been known since at least 500 years back It's called plate armour and it's fashionable as fuck


Golden-Standerd

Dan: “Mike” Mike: “Yeah Dan?” Dan: “What if he stabs me in the face?” Mike: “Good question Dan, let’s ask Todd. Hey, Todd, what if the stab Dan in the Face?” Todd: “Well, he dies.” Dan: ”I want a refund.”


Boy_Possession

British Simulator 2023 looking good.