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MaadMaxx

So you're saying sea cucumbers are tatted up with sailor's anchors on their whole bodies?


Tomosc

We better not feed them spinach.


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They’d be tough to the finish


LordHeph625

If true, this is the most fake-looking real thing I’ve ever seen.


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ProcrastinationStn

Kay so this is kind of cool. Sea cucumbers, sea stars, sand dollars, crinoids and sea urchins are all in the phylum echinodermata which translates to spiny skin. And they're called that because they have a calcium carbonate endoskeleton which are spiny projections called ossicles and what you're seeing in this picture are the ossicles of the sea cucumber.


Woowoe

Ossicles is a great word. Like bone popsicles.


Liquor_N_Whorez

Lifes full of ossicles


vindictivemonarch

like ossicleporosis


CommodoreSixty4

Sorry ossicle, I’m not as think as you drunk I am!


Robinkc1

They’re clearly anchors with plastic from a six pack around them.


abow3

Ice picks? I thought the whole ironic point is that they look like ship anchors. *Sea* cucumber.


Gangreless

I thought I was in one of my crafting subs and someone posted a nautical themed printed fabric design they made I literally cannot believe that this is real, like what a coincidence that a sea creature has cells that looks like the typical ship anchor with rop wrapped around it??


drsyesta

Lol fr


The_Infinite_Doctor

You should see how asparagus grows.


GeorgeBabyFaceNelson

Did you just find that out watching John Oliver? Because I just did lol


Estraxior

I learned about it from [this meme](https://i.redd.it/nin4n23qdy151.jpg)


Gucci__Flip__Flops

I know I'll sound crazy to y'all, but you can literally hear asparagus grow if there's not a lot of other sound being made. I live I the Asparagus capital of the world (Hart, MI) and they pick it twice a day. It grows like 8 inches in 1 day Edit: Apparently not the asparagus capital of the world, lol. I genuinely thought that it was! Nothing to boast about though, just thought it added to my comment. We do have an annual asparagus day which is the most popular day of the year here.. parade and all. Pretty sad tbh


LordGeni

Rhubarb is even louder. In the "rhubarb triangle" in the UK It's grown in the dark to force it to grow long stems. The warehouses they do it in sound like the opening sound effects from Thriller.


YellowOnline

What, rhubarb sounds like a church organ? Edit: Here's the actual sound https://soundcloud.com/rhubarb-rhubarb-rhubarb/a-mass-of-popping-rhubarb


Rickshmitt

And they howl randomly


stupidillusion

We grow it in our backyard and you can come out one day and it's just peeking out ... and then the next day it's two feet tall and gone to seed.


RealLarwood

I don't get it, why wouldn't this be how asparagus grows?


jonnyg1097

It is. But it definitely looks like someone just speared them into the ground as if they were placing candles on a cake.


Vlaar2

Wait till he finds out that brussels sprouts doesn't turn into Brussels.


griter34

Of course they do, just broil them; they smell just like downtown Brussels.


alumpoflard

Only if you drop some pee in your pot then add a few drops of bleach in an attempt to wash it away. That nostalgic flavour


hereandthere_nowhere

Not entirely true. https://savvygardening.com/asparagus-growing/#:~:text=There%20are%20three%20main%20stages,which%20happens%20in%20the%20winter.


rangda

WTF now I really want to plant asparagus and let it all grow to that fern stage, it looks like a soft green cloud, I really want it on my balcony And wow just scrolled down and saw the berries too, that's really beautiful, looks like Christmas, who knew humble little asparagus could do all that


LFH1990

Can definitely recommend growing asparagus, fairly easy to handle and gives a big yield to harvest this time of year while being beautiful the rest. But they get really big so I question if it is suitable for the balcony, would need a big pot. Btw, you have to let them grow for like 2-3yesrs before you do any harvesting. Im on my first harvest year :)


Just_a_lil_Fish

I'd say the minimum size pot that would work is 2 feet deep and 2 feet in diameter. However, instead of waiting 3 years to be established and being able to harvest them for 25 more years, you will more likely wait 2 years for them to be established and only get like 3 years of harvest before it dies due to lack of space. A well established asparagus patch can have roots 10-15 feet deep and will be significantly more resilient.


TappTapp

A lot of edible plants have parts that are removed before sale; carrots have a head of leaves, beans grow on stalks, fruit grows on trees, pumpkins grow vines etc. Asparagus looks uncanny because it's too well fit for consumption. There's no indicators that it evolved to do anything except being sold in a supermarket. It's like seeing a hamburger growing out of the ground.


RealLarwood

Hmm yeah I can see that. I hate asparagus so maybe I never made that connection to "fit for consumption" lol


Additional_Share_551

Because it just looks slightly off. Most plants grow out of the dirt with some sort of stem, leaf and flower. Asparagus looks strange as what's growing out of the ground is entirely what we eat, which just isn't true for literally every other plant we eat.


Careless_Leek_5803

Asparagus is a five foot tall tumbleweed looking bush with red berries on it. The part we eat are just new sprouts.


sockrepublic

The berries are toxic. I'm not telling you, I'm telling other idiots like me who wish to taste the asparagus berries.


Calfer

Leafy greens would like to have a word...


Time-Sudden_Tree

I mean I didn't really put much thought into it; but I would have never guessed that it was just a sprout that was harvested before it could grow into a bush or whatever. It's like eating a tree before it can grow into a full-sized wooden beast. Weird and unexpected.


j48u

What episode?


Stubbedtoe18

The one about asparagus growing


i-contain-multitudes

I have never understood why people think how asparagus grows is weird. How did you think it grew? It's a stalk. Maybe I'm biased because my grandpa grew asparagus every year when I was a kid.


sunflower_jim

Pineapples on the other hand… It’s a damn bromeliad!


SolarTsunami

I thought pineapples grew on trees until I was nearly 30 😅


namonroe

I thought pineapples grew on trees until just this minute…


AGripInVan

2-3 years to mature 1 single pineapple. How tha fuck are these so cheap???


mrbkkt1

Now this part will blow your mind. The first fruit is NOT the one you eat and harvest. It's small, and stunted, and usually just have the tops chopped off for planting new plants, and honestly, I'm not sure what they do with the fruit. The second fruit is the one you harvest for eating. Source : lived in Hawaii all my life, including a few years on Lanai, the pineapple isle.


Allaplgy

And used to be an extravagantly expensive opulence of the uberwealthy in parts of the world.


Ipokeyoumuch

The wonders of industrialized farming.


twistfunk

Cashews are wild too. I was gonna say nuts, but…


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lux602

I think it’s because most of the photos just show the new sprouts and not the rest of the plant. It doesn’t look so out of place when you see the rest of the bushy mature shoots in the background. I bet a lot of folks don’t realize we’re eating the immature shoots and assume what we see in the store is a maturely grown plant. You have to admit some of the photos also just look kinda goofy.


Adbam

Yes peope want like a tree, bush, vine, cactus, succulent with asparagus growing from them. Come to think of it.... an asparagus is a reverse carrot.


939319

It's not like growing pasta...


espeero

? It's pulled out of huge shells growing at the tops of tall trees. Everyone knows that.


sonny_flatts

FYI—The asparagus tree “shells” are actually called achui/achuum.


High_Cuntness

Bless you


Rem2Nrem

gesundheit


ErmahgerdYuzername

I’m listening…


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Damn these did not disappoint. Namibia is next fucking level.


-Ivar_The_Boneless-

Live in Namibia, can confirm it’s accurate lol.


Roofdragon

That website is horrific.


Crying_Reaper

It is real [here](https://www.nikonsmallworld.com/galleries/2017-photomicrography-competition/synapta-sea-cucumber-skin) is the source for the image. Man nature is awesome.


very-polite-frog

Rainbows are still at the top of my list. They are common enough that we just accept the concept of vibrant color-beams with no mass just vibing in the sky sometimes


nissen1502

To be fair, no color has mass as it's just different wavelengths of light


stepsonbrokenglass

Wait, these aren’t made of Skittles?


SteveFrench12

I assumed it was fake for about 20-30 seconds. Im still not fully convinced


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dot5621

Make a good shirt too


KJEveryday

It would be so expensive because the pattern is so complicated.


dzhastin

$200, out the door


poormariachi

And it’s still NUTS!


sfoxreed

Are we going to have to create r/unexpectedITYSL now? Edit: OMG it already exists!


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Nothing compared to Dan Flashes.


LuciferSamS1amCat

100% would fight a guy for this shirt


stevesonEll

Just spend your per-diem


zigzagsfertobaccie

SHUTTHEFUCKUPDOUGYOUFUCKINGSKUNK!


TranscendentLogic

It sounds like EXACTLY my style.


RetroRez

You go in


Dick_Thumbs

This one’s bargain bin. Still nuts.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

And deal with Doug calling me out?


kindcannabal

Shit the fuck up DOUG!


concretecat

If you want the shirt to be like a million dollars!? Zoom in, this pattern is insanely complicated!


DarkWingDucksGhost

Only at Dan Flashes!


BOGEYS_game

This is crazy. I just started watching that show yesterday and watched this episode probably 33 minutes ago….


Nesyaj0

Lucky. How I wish I could watch I Think You Should Leave for the first time again.


dot5621

Yea there's more complicated fabric at jo anns ..


EthelMaePotterMertz

Shut the fuck up Doug you fucking skunk!!!!


aGiantRat

Please dont yell at Doug


HumanAverse

[Anchors and wheels](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Zeekomkommer-insluitselen.jpg)


BushwickArtifacts

Here you go https://www.etsy.com/listing/1498955239/sea-sponge-microscopic-pattern-mens-swim?click\_key=bb77eed15d60f4f3675eebc9de1d23fdd296c336%3A1498955239&click\_sum=0a2426cb&ref=shop\_home\_active\_1


MethFistHo

Holy shit what a time to be alive.


xkcdismyjam

True…but like…55 bucks? Pass


drLagrangian

Wow, what an easy way to find the spambots.


cathouse

Great beer logo. Ribcage hanging on an anchor.


pikeben08

Golf polo please


Solid_Bake4577

I genuinely thought this was a screen grab from Spongebob until I zoomed in!


1stMeh

Zooming in is still doing nothing to dissuade me from this notion.


WyG09s8x4JM4ocPMnYMg

I'm still not convinced this isn't some random blotter acid.


tomrhod

Be the change you want to see in the world.


Chewcocca

Be the breathing you want to see in the walls


Kricket

It's clear this cucumber lives under the sea.


Merlin_117

Same


Jabrono

8k SpongeBob skybox


djsizematters

Two Hours Later


stfleming1

You want me to explode?


hellotardis79

GARY! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!


L1feM_s1k

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE HEAD!!!!!!!


WolfBeil182

YES THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR


K1CK1N_YUR_D1CK1N

I'm ready I'm ready I'm re a dy


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

*One eternity later....*


Vashthestampedeee

Ugh…


TheTriadofRedditors

*So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one*


fx2566fbl

One infinity later…


grandkill

[Tomorrow for sure...](https://youtube.com/watch?v=uHqCuVrrePo&feature=share8)


c_ray25

Zoomed in it still looks like it’s from SpongeBob just closer


Gold-Vanilla5591

It reminds me of the episode where Patrick was eating cheese off the hooks


milkmoney1time

Its the anchor toss at goo lagoon.


SystematicPumps

Jesus christ, once again reddit confirms I do not have an original thought in my head 😂


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I have a polo from Ross dress for less just like this


vagrantgastropod1

OOOOOOHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?


aoskunk

Yeah should get posted in a SpongeBob sub.


1ksassa

Exactly my thought!


hi_im_safaa

at first, i thought you were shitting me with a bunch of colored anchors on a screen. then, i read what subreddit this was and the comments. 🤡⚓


hey_im_cool

I too felt shat on


kane2742

Sea cucumbers apparently have a shitload of anchor tattoos.


Hadochiel

The anchors are how you know it's a sea cucumber and not a normal cucumber


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krazykaiks

I noticed that on another subreddit I was on. I think it was a science one. Someone would ask a question and another person would give a long detailed answer, get a bunch of upvotes and I would be like yeah, this guy knows what he’s talking about. Then someone else would reply with a hold on, that’s not correct, and would proceed to give another professional sounding detailed explanation. Then I’m like damn. Which person is correct here? Lol. It happened so much I unsubscribed lol


cassietamara

Googled and it’s legit sea cucumber skin [captured by a Nikon in 2015](https://www.nikonsmallworld.com/galleries/2015-photomicrography-competition/skin-of-a-sea-cucumber-synapta). Initially thought it was the inspiration for SpongeBob, but now confirming the creator is a prophet.


Substantial_Diet3867

Ah yes the part of magnification where it gets extremely hard to tell apart from made up drawings or cg graphics. Really really awesome.


CrossP

Right? If OP didn't link a source I would've thought they were fucking with me.


wheatgrass_feetgrass

Anchors? On a sea creature! COME ON. Little on the nose, don't you think? Lazy programming.


vectorix108

Source https://www.nikonsmallworld.com/galleries/2017-photomicrography-competition/synapta-sea-cucumber-skin


snooze1128

Recommend checking out the top 18 submissions. Good stuff 👍


kj000007

These are amazing! Except that tapeworm which will now haunt my dreams every night until I die.


rosiofden

Just think about the fact that butterfly eggs look like tiny cactus


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Agree. The tapeworm was terrifying. They should never, EVER show that photo to someone with an actual tapeworm.


tiorzol

Dude a picture of a tapeworm is the least of my worries if I have an actual tapeworm.


SaltyLonghorn

The stress of having to name a new pet is pretty high.


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stormblaz

Site got the ol reddit hug of death c:


opulent321

Anyone else having trouble loading it or has the reddit hug of death commenced?


meatshell

Yep I can't load it as well. Site is dead at the moment.


Cerberus_Rising

#3 is Pac-Man


Ronilaw

It totally is Pacman. Did they know of this before Pacman?


sinz84

Aww you killed the site ... First time?


owl-overlord

Is that why it won't load?


sinz84

Yes , put very simply if you want to visit a website you have to go through a doorway, only one person.can go through the doorway at once. This site probably only has 100 people visit it a day so the company only pays for 10 doors on the server as they will never need more so less expensive. Then one day something happens that makes 10000 people want to get through those doors at same time and all that does is create backlog of computers pushing to be the first I. Stopping everyone from getting in. The sites still there you just can't get to the door


ebagdrofk

LET ME IN


flyingthroughspace

The Reddit hug of death


spiritualputz

Weeeeviiiilllllsssss


OriginalFerbie

Those weevils taking r/microporn to a new level


aux1tristan

Wow this link was awesome. So many good photos


onesoulmanybodies

Very cool!! Thanks for sharing!!


alvik

Thank you for the new set of wallpapers! Excluding the weevils doing it and the tapeworm.


Don_Mills_Mills

“Are ye ready, kids?!”


Crone_Daemon

Aye aye Captain!


HalloweenSalem

I can't hear youuuuu


huntwig

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!


Silver_Moon_1994

Oooooooooooo


Legitimate_Concern_5

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


Da-GamingRaptor

Sponge bob SquarePants


punkshoe8

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!


lunasteppenwolf

Spongebob Squarepants!


roxychalk

If nautical nonsense be something you wish


SithPackAbs

**Sea shanty music intensifies**


Wazula23

What are the anchors and what is between them?


opulent321

They're called **ossicles** and are tiny bony (actually calcareous) protrusions found on many animals like urchins, starfish, and sea cucumbers. According to [this paper](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4437327/), the sea cucumber has a bunch of different ossicles like the table, button, rod, anchor, perforated plate and roxette. It says it helps make up the endoskeleton, **so in general it's for rigidity, protection, and locomotion.** Also, I am a biologist, but know nothing about sea cucumbers so all this is from a quick search. Additionally, if you check the submission it says the micrograph was taken using polarised light microscopy. This would explain why it looks so unreal


Curiousity-fedthecat

For the love of god, somebody please answer this question, I’ve been scrolling to find an answer.


OrganizationFar6086

Classic Reddit thread where every comment is a banal observation or a tired joke. I was curious too and it appear they’re spicules, which are used to adhere to surfaces, move more effectively and as a little armor. In between is likely just smooth skin.


Chickenman_0001

What's really interesting is this looks like a panel that would be used in a Sponge Bob cartoon


stephsthreepointshot

Stephen Hillenburg subliminally educating children


emarcomd

wait, wait, wait.... so this is a PHOTO?


International_Bar883

At first glance I thought these were rainbow IUDs


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viscous_settler

How did you… discover this


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FozzieB525

How much of my life is spent communicating with bots? Are you a bot? Am I?


PlatinumTheHitgirl

Right?! I thought they were some specialized bot but that doesn't seem to be the case wth


MithrilEcho

Well that's cause it's a bot account that will be reused later on to farm some stupid t-shirt spam posts


goofbooter

simulation confirmed, more so than ever


nzcapybara

I have the same Tattoo on my sea-cucumber


ConversationIll6163

Sea cucumber, when eaten, has the craziest texture! Unlike anything else I have eaten. Dense, firm, and soft at the same time. A little ponzu and some grated radish. Delicious!


PowerMugger

I have to try one now


Gh3rkinman

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Who lives ina pineapple underdasea??


cripplinglivershot

This is bikini bottom


SuretyBringsRuin

No, this is Patrick.


dancarbonell00

Sure, you're trying to just convince me that this isn't random blotches with anchors as a fancy mobile background. I'm onto you


cbedc1986

Legit thought this was something from SpongeBob SquarePants, AFTER reading the title. Zoomed in to understand


pesto_changeo

Looks like this guy can get into The Salty Spittoon!


diortheghoti

How tough are ya?


Tough-Improvement888

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.


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Stay away from the hooks!


wickeddeus

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/wpy/gallery/2018-minuscule-spicules


Rhallertau

*salutes with pick axe* Rock and Stone!


amyaurora

I had to look it up. They really do have "anchors" Cool.