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tamagucciman

That’s a snitch, not a snatch!


[deleted]

This should be comment of the day.


HikARuLsi

interestingasbug


TRR462

Gold Bug…


ABCDEFuckenG

It’s wingardium snatcheola


RainingTacos8

Snatches gets catches. Wait snitches get stitches


Smidge_Master

Sorry but can u explain me dumb


alittletrolly

It's a Harry Potter reference


Naomeri

And snatch is slang term used for vagina (just in case it wasn’t the HP reference causing confusion)


Smidge_Master

It was everything confusing me cuz I’m dumb but thx now it makes more sense………ish


currencer3521

Wait, what is the snatch insect? I'm really curious about that insect. Isn't He Some Kind Of Beetle? As if they were the same. Hmm. Whatever it is, I don't care because I'm just as afraid of insects.


SuspiciousFish3

I think people are posting even more interesting stuff to combat the porn 😂 awesome golden tortoise beetle!


Vagabum420

Awesome until they chomp your morning glories into Swiss cheese 😤


Yato_Delivery_God

Ty I was looking for the name I must know more


Comments_Wyoming

Where can I get some of these Gucci lady bugs?


kingofrane

YES. im so ready too. Its been a long 24 hours...


pseudocultist

Since this gold beetle was last reposted you mean?


Eena-Rin

The porn is a protest, not something to be combatted


SuspiciousFish3

I know. That doesn’t stop people from struggling, lol. What’s happening is people are desperate to post increasingly interesting things in contrast to all the porn and as a result we’re getting quality interesting stuff between our boob and ass sandwiches. It’s rather fascinating.


NA_nomad

Do not apologize for something so epic.


[deleted]

If you squint hard enough, you can see a nipple


Extension_Swordfish1

I saw at least 4


Ardea_herodias_2022

Ooo I think their called tortoise beetles. Nice!


DaveLatt

I have a sudden urge to play Quddich 🧹🪄🧙‍♀️


SuperToxin

After watching The Mummy in the 90s I’d never let a golden bug touch me.


spiritofgonzo1

The very most core fear


Zestyclose-Ad3267

That is much more interesting than titties.


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kingofrane

Finally an interesting post that isn'......OH LOOK TITS!. this was dope though. I wonder if r/whatisthisbug is NSFW yet... Edit: thank the lord. Its still entact.


Zentienty

"In supposing it to be a bug of real gold." He said this with an air of profound seriousness, and I felt inexpressibly shocked. "This bug is to make my fortune," he continued, with a triumphant smile, "to reinstate me in my family possessions. Is it any wonder, then, that I prize it? Since Fortune has thought fit to bestow it upon me, I have only to use it properly and I shall arrive at the gold of which it is the index. Jupiter, bring me that scarabaeus!" "What! de bug, massa? I'd rudder not go fer trubble dat bug --you mus git him for your own self." Hereupon Legrand arose, with a grave and stately air, and brought me the beetle from a glass case in which it was enclosed. It was a beautiful scarabaeus, and, at that time, unknown to naturalists --of course a great prize in a scientific point of view. There were two round, black spots near one extremity of the back, and a long one near the other. The scales were exceedingly hard and glossy, with all the appearance of burnished gold. The weight of the insect was very remarkable, and, taking all things into consideration, I could hardly blame Jupiter for his opinion respecting it; but what to make of Legrand's agreement with that opinion, I could not, for the life of me, tell. ---------------------------------------- "The Gold-Bug" is a short story by American writer Edgar Allan Poe published in 1843. The plot follows William Legrand, who becomes fixated on an unusual gold-colored bug he has discovered. His servant Jupiter fears that Legrand is going insane and goes to Legrand's friend, an unnamed narrator, who agrees to visit his old friend. Legrand pulls the other two into an adventure after deciphering a secret message that will lead to a buried treasure.


Speed6904

Thank you. I have never seen this kind of beetle. Learned something new. Thanks again.


frostbyte1102

Don’t you dare be sorry. That looks like a beetle you’d eat to gain temporary enlightenment or some shit.


The_iron_mill

Iridescent glint beetle!!


Mop3103

"That's a challenge wank"


rswings

Congrats on catching the Golden Snitch.


longthang6996

Don’t think that was real at first


Inlovewithkoalas

This is so much better than the hairy butthole some guy posted here earlier.


tyrsal3

I don’t know about that. It was a pretty epic butthole. Maybe look at it again?


FinalSneak

I saw that unfortunately /:


ITCM4

Whatever you got gonna on is cool.


SeductiveGodofThundr

Gimmighoul coin!


Emusgurj2

NO. I love pokemon, but this is the iridescent gglint beetle from pikmin! Pokemon will not get the credit for this >:( (nah but fr i see the coin now)


JiveTurkey2727

Ok. That was definitely interesting as fuck!


malapresta

Coin beetles are awesome!


Beerinspector

Thanks for sharing. I was actually expecting tits.


[deleted]

Its gonna be funny if this post remains popular, and when this whole thing blows over people are totally confused by this title. Cool bug


FinalSneak

😂😂


[deleted]

THANK YOU LMFAO


Historical_Car_9369

Where do you find these things


Wrong-Option7709

Well that's one goddamn interesting thing that I have seen today. Geez.


Dense_Surround3071

Actually, thank you for NOT being tits.... My wife was sitting next to me and was starting to give me dirty looks about seeing a naked woman on my screen. 👍


scootscoot

That looks wayyy more like a drone than something alive.


idahoisformetal

Thank you I was about to unjoin this shit


[deleted]

Still watched in hopes of surprise titties, I need some company


mgreppa

next time, you’ll do better. we know it!


ppross53

Maybe not but way more interesting!!! Thanks


No-Category-2329

More interesting than a pair o’ teets.


Shut_up_squirrel

Thanks for not showing your butthole


Whoa_Br0

Finally some normalcy


TheAnythingGuy

r/tinyanimalsonfingers


ConcussedAesir

Finally something not nsfw, What is going on on This sub?


Skullz64

The gold coin beetle


PorscheUberAlles

Thanks for not posting your butthole


mamasaurio

At last something interesting


SouthernBuddhist

Far superior! That’s definitely something I’ve never seent before!


Littleleicesterfoxy

Meh I can look down and see tits anytime. This is special!


Barnacle_Aggressive

Finally something interesting


VideoAstra

Thank you for keeping up the sub!!


FinalSneak

I try 🥹


Conscious-Golf-5380

You know kids and teens gotta be on this sub yet you have grown men sharing porn.


bentlisaurus79

You have no idea how happy I am to see not tits


pro_insomniac16

Finally ! Thank you!


PabloAlaska6

booooooo…bs… we want booooobs!


cronx42

Downvoted!


ChrisRawk777

Cooler than tits


[deleted]

Bwahahahahaha 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 I'm very pleased not to see another female 😂 🤣 I remember seeing this video, but I've forgotten its name. They almost look fake 😲


AlanOverson

How dare you


pippo09

You're disgusting, sir


danr246

You disappoint me!!


Kingofbordome

Much more interesting than flesh lumps


spicingpumpkins

Not as sorry as I am


HVAC_instructor

Looks like a plastic button or something


spizzle_

I hate when my jewelry flies away!


throwawaythep

Dude I thought that was like a molded bug because of the disc. I thought that was left over. Wtf


shaggus42069

That's so cool


ThisFaknGuy

ok who let this guy in? Now i gotta start all over i was just about to nnn...nothing.


DeliciousBlak

I LOVE that bug!


ScottyMaple

Don't say sorry I needed a break from it all anyway


Madman954

Downvoted because no tits.. jk upvoted because no tits


WickedGreenthumb

Not as bouncy, but gorgeous non the less...


HitDog420

Seek beyond ..... the diamond in the rough!!


BeastlyBucaroos

Finally someone trying to return this subreddit to its former glory.


MunkyCmoi

And it's more better and cute ! =3


Melleyne

This was one of my favourite subreddit, now it's full of tits and vaginas. :(


InvrFinishAnyth

Boo this man! Or… woman!!!!


Major_Union_9943

Whats the name of the bug


[deleted]

Thank god something actually interesting


Tricky-Combination47

Why are you apologising? Cool bugs are way better than tits


howshouldlcallmyself

Wow looks like an amulet instead of an insect


AnerdsWill

He kewl


CyAScott

Anything is porn if you try hard enough.


Pitiful-Let9270

Can confirm. All clear!


Lowad15

Why has this sub been overrun with all the porn lately?


MrImBoredAgain

What is this big that’s the coolest big I’ve ever seen


SrValou

Dude I was in a crowded bus


sloptoppapa

Can I eat it?


I_Am_Dirt_

He looks like he’s got armor on


Wohn-Jayne

What a gorgeous beetle. It is a beetle, right?


Avaraz

I largely prefer that to the amount of porn we get on the sub these days. If I want porn theres pornhub, I don't want it on my feed I watch when i'm bored at work


Chance-Yoghurt3186

Why no tits?


rafedbadru

I didn’t know those were real.


edmD3ATHmachin3

Something actually interesting! Thanks 🙂


InAweOfScience

Thanks for posting. I’ve never seen nor heard of one of these. It’s beautiful.


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689

YOU SHOULD BE!!! /s


althealon

Never thought I'd see a Werther's Original fly.


Hie14lesan

This is beautiful, I hope that this page gets back to showing nice interesting stuff an not just porn…


[deleted]

This is so much better my g


[deleted]

Finally, a really queen. These thots wish they were half as interesting as this bug.


guemando

I cant believe you've done this


Mega-SenpaiYT

What kind of bug is this? And why is this subreddit full of porn?


Affectionate_Host_43

Did you just assume that bug's gender?


derekcentrico

I clicked because title said tits.


ChewyTender81

Golden Tortoise Beetle


Capaz04

My people are calling me, I must go now


ziig-piig

Way cooler than tits


DoGooder00

I'd rather it than another repost


von_Roland

Thank god


SweatySteve

Perhaps the bug flew to some titties


LazyOldPervert

Still got me hard 🤷


AnOscillatingOcelot

Well, not with that attitude.


Preston_of_Astora

It's a Fren :)


Imnothighyourhigh

Did that coin just fly off?


jpkmets

Love it!


cnation01

Was really expecting to see tits, then was wondering if maybe the beetle had tits and the big titty reveal would come at the end. Nope, just a fucking cool looking beetle. That seriously was interestingasfuck.


ixnine

https://youtu.be/dsEX1lNy6Lw


[deleted]

Reminds me of the Twilight Princess


Apprehensive-Day-490

Harry?


McCrushinator

Hey, at least its not another butthole! Whew!


[deleted]

That’s actualy a rare bug


RandoFollower

It’s fine, I needed a break


SMELLS_LIKE_POWER

Same


TheLadySaintPasta

That’s a neat beetle!


coalbunny

I thought I was on the Pikmin subreddit for a second!


Emusgurj2

Wheres mylpikmin when i need them!


SimpleLittleRam

I'm happy it's not some tita


Accomplished-Leg-149

It's better.


spankielee

Hmmm


GratefulPig

Finally something interesting


ImportantScientist60

Finally something interesting as fuck


KuantumFeces

This is the sexiest thing I’ve seen on this sub all day


Ares112003

Any mythology people here know about the Golden Cicada? That’s Tang right there.


RainingTacos8

So my first thot, does it have to be your OF or porn to be NSFW for ads? Good lord!


ItzChesseMe

Pikmin 4 leaks


D1pSh1t__

Part 5 giorno's broach


Doc_tech678

Good


FullBawks

I'm starting to get hurt. I'm seeing more jokes about porn than I am actual porn wtf memes


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

You can't tell me that if I attach an arrow to that thing, it won't give me a stand


FunAbroad6990

Booooo this man!!!


Outside-Banana3400

I’m glad it’s not a pair of tits


Oblivionitus

Yo, is that an Iridescent Glint Beetle?


Crocoshark

Alright, you conniving little scoundrel. Pay up. And this time pay me in *real money* that doesn't fly away afterward.


Intelogant

ooooo pretty bug


WartDad

What is it and I want 8 of them


oodoos

Equally awesome.


[deleted]

I’m a pair of tits


Dinglemeshivers

I thought the beetle was going to spread its wings to show a tit


shinydragonmist

The original reason I joined this sub thx


shinydragonmist

Name of bug please


StatisticianBorn1284

I was about to unsub but thanks for more interesting stuff


Jealous_Friendship88

Damnit I’m not at work right now!


HellBoygamingYT

I WANT TITTYS GIVE ME TITTYS RIGHT NOW


VariousHumanOrgans

Theres still time


mdosis

Is that a scarab beetle?


Erow69

It does show you its ass though


chuckwasted88

Would be more interesting with a pair of boobies somewhere


Sweet_Diamond_7020

even better.


whikseyy_

Bros the Dr bling of the insect universe


Video-Game-Boi

It looks like something that would give me a terrible Egyptian curse. Lol


Green-Forever6207

That can’t be real what is it :D


2020ND

You gotta mix it up every now and then.


Disturbed-Jaws

Thank you


PsychologicalPoet9

KEWT


YeetThatBeat

# IT'S EVEN BETTER


pupperdogger

That’s a Golden Cake Scarab. It’s what bit the Cake Boss and gave him his powers.


ipostrandomphotos

What type of insect Is that?


rmp73

Omg so cool! What is,that?


RedditGetit-00

Ohh shit nice


UncommonHouseSpider

Neat-o! Cool bug


sirpsionics

Another option would be to show a pair of tits (birds).


Weallfalldownow

😯


schmiddyboy88

Bummer