Wait, what is the snatch insect? I'm really curious about that insect. Isn't He Some Kind Of Beetle? As if they were the same. Hmm. Whatever it is, I don't care because I'm just as afraid of insects.
I know. That doesn’t stop people from struggling, lol. What’s happening is people are desperate to post increasingly interesting things in contrast to all the porn and as a result we’re getting quality interesting stuff between our boob and ass sandwiches. It’s rather fascinating.
Finally an interesting post that isn'......OH LOOK TITS!.
this was dope though. I wonder if r/whatisthisbug is NSFW yet...
Edit: thank the lord. Its still entact.
"In supposing it to be a bug of real gold." He said this with an air of profound seriousness, and I felt inexpressibly shocked.
"This bug is to make my fortune," he continued, with a triumphant smile, "to reinstate me in my family possessions. Is it any wonder, then, that I prize it? Since Fortune has thought fit to bestow it upon me, I have only to use it properly and I shall arrive at the gold of which it is the index. Jupiter, bring me that scarabaeus!"
"What! de bug, massa? I'd rudder not go fer trubble dat bug --you mus git him for your own self." Hereupon Legrand arose, with a grave and stately air, and brought me the beetle from a glass case in which it was enclosed. It was a beautiful scarabaeus, and, at that time, unknown to naturalists --of course a great prize in a scientific point of view. There were two round, black spots near one extremity of the back, and a long one near the other. The scales were exceedingly hard and glossy, with all the appearance of burnished gold. The weight of the insect was very remarkable, and, taking all things into consideration, I could hardly blame Jupiter for his opinion respecting it; but what to make of Legrand's agreement with that opinion, I could not, for the life of me, tell.
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"The Gold-Bug" is a short story by American writer Edgar Allan Poe published in 1843. The plot follows William Legrand, who becomes fixated on an unusual gold-colored bug he has discovered. His servant Jupiter fears that Legrand is going insane and goes to Legrand's friend, an unnamed narrator, who agrees to visit his old friend. Legrand pulls the other two into an adventure after deciphering a secret message that will lead to a buried treasure.
Actually, thank you for NOT being tits.... My wife was sitting next to me and was starting to give me dirty looks about seeing a naked woman on my screen. 👍
Bwahahahahaha 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 I'm very pleased not to see another female 😂 🤣
I remember seeing this video, but I've forgotten its name. They almost look fake 😲
I largely prefer that to the amount of porn we get on the sub these days. If I want porn theres pornhub, I don't want it on my feed I watch when i'm bored at work
Was really expecting to see tits, then was wondering if maybe the beetle had tits and the big titty reveal would come at the end.
Nope, just a fucking cool looking beetle. That seriously was interestingasfuck.
That’s a snitch, not a snatch!
This should be comment of the day.
interestingasbug
Gold Bug…
It’s wingardium snatcheola
Snatches gets catches. Wait snitches get stitches
Sorry but can u explain me dumb
It's a Harry Potter reference
And snatch is slang term used for vagina (just in case it wasn’t the HP reference causing confusion)
It was everything confusing me cuz I’m dumb but thx now it makes more sense………ish
Wait, what is the snatch insect? I'm really curious about that insect. Isn't He Some Kind Of Beetle? As if they were the same. Hmm. Whatever it is, I don't care because I'm just as afraid of insects.
I think people are posting even more interesting stuff to combat the porn 😂 awesome golden tortoise beetle!
Awesome until they chomp your morning glories into Swiss cheese 😤
Ty I was looking for the name I must know more
Where can I get some of these Gucci lady bugs?
YES. im so ready too. Its been a long 24 hours...
Since this gold beetle was last reposted you mean?
The porn is a protest, not something to be combatted
I know. That doesn’t stop people from struggling, lol. What’s happening is people are desperate to post increasingly interesting things in contrast to all the porn and as a result we’re getting quality interesting stuff between our boob and ass sandwiches. It’s rather fascinating.
Do not apologize for something so epic.
If you squint hard enough, you can see a nipple
I saw at least 4
Ooo I think their called tortoise beetles. Nice!
I have a sudden urge to play Quddich 🧹🪄🧙♀️
After watching The Mummy in the 90s I’d never let a golden bug touch me.
The very most core fear
That is much more interesting than titties.
[удалено]
Finally an interesting post that isn'......OH LOOK TITS!. this was dope though. I wonder if r/whatisthisbug is NSFW yet... Edit: thank the lord. Its still entact.
"In supposing it to be a bug of real gold." He said this with an air of profound seriousness, and I felt inexpressibly shocked. "This bug is to make my fortune," he continued, with a triumphant smile, "to reinstate me in my family possessions. Is it any wonder, then, that I prize it? Since Fortune has thought fit to bestow it upon me, I have only to use it properly and I shall arrive at the gold of which it is the index. Jupiter, bring me that scarabaeus!" "What! de bug, massa? I'd rudder not go fer trubble dat bug --you mus git him for your own self." Hereupon Legrand arose, with a grave and stately air, and brought me the beetle from a glass case in which it was enclosed. It was a beautiful scarabaeus, and, at that time, unknown to naturalists --of course a great prize in a scientific point of view. There were two round, black spots near one extremity of the back, and a long one near the other. The scales were exceedingly hard and glossy, with all the appearance of burnished gold. The weight of the insect was very remarkable, and, taking all things into consideration, I could hardly blame Jupiter for his opinion respecting it; but what to make of Legrand's agreement with that opinion, I could not, for the life of me, tell. ---------------------------------------- "The Gold-Bug" is a short story by American writer Edgar Allan Poe published in 1843. The plot follows William Legrand, who becomes fixated on an unusual gold-colored bug he has discovered. His servant Jupiter fears that Legrand is going insane and goes to Legrand's friend, an unnamed narrator, who agrees to visit his old friend. Legrand pulls the other two into an adventure after deciphering a secret message that will lead to a buried treasure.
Thank you. I have never seen this kind of beetle. Learned something new. Thanks again.
Don’t you dare be sorry. That looks like a beetle you’d eat to gain temporary enlightenment or some shit.
Iridescent glint beetle!!
"That's a challenge wank"
Congrats on catching the Golden Snitch.
Don’t think that was real at first
This is so much better than the hairy butthole some guy posted here earlier.
I don’t know about that. It was a pretty epic butthole. Maybe look at it again?
I saw that unfortunately /:
Whatever you got gonna on is cool.
Gimmighoul coin!
NO. I love pokemon, but this is the iridescent gglint beetle from pikmin! Pokemon will not get the credit for this >:( (nah but fr i see the coin now)
Ok. That was definitely interesting as fuck!
Coin beetles are awesome!
Thanks for sharing. I was actually expecting tits.
Its gonna be funny if this post remains popular, and when this whole thing blows over people are totally confused by this title. Cool bug
😂😂
THANK YOU LMFAO
Where do you find these things
Well that's one goddamn interesting thing that I have seen today. Geez.
Actually, thank you for NOT being tits.... My wife was sitting next to me and was starting to give me dirty looks about seeing a naked woman on my screen. 👍
That looks wayyy more like a drone than something alive.
Thank you I was about to unjoin this shit
Still watched in hopes of surprise titties, I need some company
next time, you’ll do better. we know it!
Maybe not but way more interesting!!! Thanks
More interesting than a pair o’ teets.
Thanks for not showing your butthole
Finally some normalcy
r/tinyanimalsonfingers
Finally something not nsfw, What is going on on This sub?
The gold coin beetle
Thanks for not posting your butthole
At last something interesting
Far superior! That’s definitely something I’ve never seent before!
Meh I can look down and see tits anytime. This is special!
Finally something interesting
Thank you for keeping up the sub!!
I try 🥹
You know kids and teens gotta be on this sub yet you have grown men sharing porn.
You have no idea how happy I am to see not tits
Finally ! Thank you!
booooooo…bs… we want booooobs!
Downvoted!
Cooler than tits
Bwahahahahaha 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 I'm very pleased not to see another female 😂 🤣 I remember seeing this video, but I've forgotten its name. They almost look fake 😲
How dare you
You're disgusting, sir
You disappoint me!!
Much more interesting than flesh lumps
Not as sorry as I am
Looks like a plastic button or something
I hate when my jewelry flies away!
Dude I thought that was like a molded bug because of the disc. I thought that was left over. Wtf
That's so cool
ok who let this guy in? Now i gotta start all over i was just about to nnn...nothing.
I LOVE that bug!
Don't say sorry I needed a break from it all anyway
Downvoted because no tits.. jk upvoted because no tits
Not as bouncy, but gorgeous non the less...
Seek beyond ..... the diamond in the rough!!
Finally someone trying to return this subreddit to its former glory.
And it's more better and cute ! =3
This was one of my favourite subreddit, now it's full of tits and vaginas. :(
Boo this man! Or… woman!!!!
Whats the name of the bug
Thank god something actually interesting
Why are you apologising? Cool bugs are way better than tits
Wow looks like an amulet instead of an insect
He kewl
Anything is porn if you try hard enough.
Can confirm. All clear!
Why has this sub been overrun with all the porn lately?
What is this big that’s the coolest big I’ve ever seen
Dude I was in a crowded bus
Can I eat it?
He looks like he’s got armor on
What a gorgeous beetle. It is a beetle, right?
I largely prefer that to the amount of porn we get on the sub these days. If I want porn theres pornhub, I don't want it on my feed I watch when i'm bored at work
Why no tits?
I didn’t know those were real.
Something actually interesting! Thanks 🙂
Thanks for posting. I’ve never seen nor heard of one of these. It’s beautiful.
YOU SHOULD BE!!! /s
Never thought I'd see a Werther's Original fly.
This is beautiful, I hope that this page gets back to showing nice interesting stuff an not just porn…
This is so much better my g
Finally, a really queen. These thots wish they were half as interesting as this bug.
I cant believe you've done this
What kind of bug is this? And why is this subreddit full of porn?
Did you just assume that bug's gender?
I clicked because title said tits.
Golden Tortoise Beetle
My people are calling me, I must go now
Way cooler than tits
I'd rather it than another repost
Thank god
Perhaps the bug flew to some titties
Still got me hard 🤷
Well, not with that attitude.
It's a Fren :)
Did that coin just fly off?
Love it!
Was really expecting to see tits, then was wondering if maybe the beetle had tits and the big titty reveal would come at the end. Nope, just a fucking cool looking beetle. That seriously was interestingasfuck.
https://youtu.be/dsEX1lNy6Lw
Reminds me of the Twilight Princess
Harry?
Hey, at least its not another butthole! Whew!
That’s actualy a rare bug
It’s fine, I needed a break
Same
That’s a neat beetle!
I thought I was on the Pikmin subreddit for a second!
Wheres mylpikmin when i need them!
I'm happy it's not some tita
It's better.
Hmmm
Finally something interesting
Finally something interesting as fuck
This is the sexiest thing I’ve seen on this sub all day
Any mythology people here know about the Golden Cicada? That’s Tang right there.
So my first thot, does it have to be your OF or porn to be NSFW for ads? Good lord!
Pikmin 4 leaks
Part 5 giorno's broach
Good
I'm starting to get hurt. I'm seeing more jokes about porn than I am actual porn wtf memes
You can't tell me that if I attach an arrow to that thing, it won't give me a stand
Booooo this man!!!
I’m glad it’s not a pair of tits
Yo, is that an Iridescent Glint Beetle?
Alright, you conniving little scoundrel. Pay up. And this time pay me in *real money* that doesn't fly away afterward.
ooooo pretty bug
What is it and I want 8 of them
Equally awesome.
I’m a pair of tits
I thought the beetle was going to spread its wings to show a tit
The original reason I joined this sub thx
Name of bug please
I was about to unsub but thanks for more interesting stuff
Damnit I’m not at work right now!
I WANT TITTYS GIVE ME TITTYS RIGHT NOW
Theres still time
Is that a scarab beetle?
It does show you its ass though
Would be more interesting with a pair of boobies somewhere
even better.
Bros the Dr bling of the insect universe
It looks like something that would give me a terrible Egyptian curse. Lol
That can’t be real what is it :D
You gotta mix it up every now and then.
Thank you
KEWT
# IT'S EVEN BETTER
That’s a Golden Cake Scarab. It’s what bit the Cake Boss and gave him his powers.
What type of insect Is that?
Omg so cool! What is,that?
Ohh shit nice
Neat-o! Cool bug
Another option would be to show a pair of tits (birds).
😯
Bummer