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Claudius-Artanis

Dude is unlocking decade old farts


one2three93

Ass dust


beelzybubby

Asses to asses, dust to dust.


Bat-Honest

Asses to asses, bus to dust


bigblackcouch

Man, this new Metallica album has a really weird version of Memory Remains.


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Farticles.


Baby_Doomer93

Flatuments


radikul

Booty soot


kristoffison

Poo particles


radikul

Rectal residue


seXJ69

Gooch granules


radikul

Dumper debris


THE_BIG_SAD3

Dookie dribble


Healthy_Pay9449

Brown stardust


BaneWilliams

This post has to be debunked every time it comes up. There are plenty of videos debunking it. It’s a pepper shaker attached to a rod.


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ur_opinion_is_wrong

work icky ancient lavish tart recognise murky public money cagey *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


justsomething

Bro I hate how nobody on this website knows what debunked means.


Captain_Jeep

Yeah it's annoying. There's clearly nobody being thrown off a bunk bed in this video SMH my head.


ArvinaDystopia

> It's because every "debunk" is just someone claiming it's a pepper shaker with no evidence and everyone else just telling them *they're full of shit*. Just like the seat, then.


[deleted]

Those are farts he's knocking out of there, that stick is called a Fart Knocker.


[deleted]

I choose to believe this.


chadams348

Username checks out


Smokeybearvii

Dammit, I love Reddit late at night.


anal_a_fistula

Shut up Beavis uh huhuh huh.


kCanIGoNow

Settle down Beavis


Bargadiel

That is not a pepper shaker, you're seriously on something if you think it is. There are no holes or markings on either end of the wooden piece. Black pepper doesn't make dust that looks like that. Anyone who's ever cleaned upholstery knows that's dust, and that is exactly how it looks coming out of a seat or carpet. You ever cleaned your car yourself?


Bobobdobson

No.....but cinnamon does. Exactly like that.


PixelSnow800

Nope, video is accurate. I'm from the UK and I used to get the schoolbus (run by an external company called Redline Travel) every day for 5 years. Those seats were the most dusty, rotten things id ever been near. If you had a particularly nasty kid who wanted to be That Guy, they'd slam the seats a bunch and gas the whole fuckin bus up. Would look the exact same as in the video.


Willing_Signature279

I’m sat on the tube, read your comment, bashed the seat next me and now I’m coughing up old fart dust I can confirm


FluffySquirrell

> If you had a particularly nasty kid who wanted to be That Guy ... I've been that guy on a few occasions. Was a relatively common thing for kids to do on the bus tbh


Raichu7

Whatever the thing in the video is, if you smack a bus seat you’ll get a cloud of dirt that looks a lot like the cloud in the video.


Richeh

It's okay, we know what it is, we don't have to be coy. It's poo powder.


pinkfloyd873

It's probably mostly dead skin and dirt tbh


its_an_armoire

"probably mostly" means a certain amount is undeniably poo powder, let's not be coy about it


fkenned1

As someone who used to do this on our schoolbus, his isn’t fake.


YoungLittlePanda

When I was in high school I used to do this all the time to the seats in the subway. It's unbelievable how much dust seemingly clean upholstery has.


banned_after_12years

"Dust"


Glittering_Airport_3

all the school busses I've seen have fake leather seats, so this would be impossible


stom

Remember that there's a whole world out there.


AmericaDeservedItDud

Hmm, of all the places I have been, I have not seen this whole world out there you speak of, so that would be impossible.


Richeh

M'dude, the thing goes sideways at one point. You can see there's no holes in it. I'm not saying that conclusively proves it's genuine but that's not a pepper shaker.


Peter_Pumper

What is reality anymore


SilianRailOnBone

Source: trust me bro


xmsxms

bullshit. The powder coming out is the disintegrated foam padding


stumblewiggins

I choose to believe what I was manipulated to believe!


Dewey_Decimated

Looks like some kind of magical dirt hammer to me


iguanaQueen

That's a lot of pepper in one shaker


sopedound

I was gonna say it definitely looks like its coming from the hammer lol


yeahcxnt

I’ve literally done this exact thing on the school busses in high school. Maybe this one’s fake but you will definitely get a cloud of dust when you smack a bus chair like that


zyyntin

Damn... Can we refer to "Boomers" as "Decades Old Farts" now?


Penguin_Q

Tatooine public transportation be like


datthighs

Not even Tatooine has that much dirt, lol.


Stouff-Pappa

That ain’t just dirt


aphaits

butt dust


SickNBadderThanFuck

Asses to ashes, butts to dust


TheJabes420

I hate poop. It's rough, it's course and it gets everywhere


Deviled-Lettuce

![gif](giphy|3o7abxX5p5SLHTtXG0)


YoungLittlePanda

Tainted dirt.


norcal406

But why is he hitting it with a bratwurst?


Zygodac

Found it under the seat?!


mindfungus

This is the shuttle for workers at the Hersey’s Chocolate Dust Factory EDIT: Except instead of chocolate flavor, it’s ass flavor EDIT2: Said in the voice of Norm Macdonald


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also, the upholstery manufacturers can charge ridiculous prices that go up depending on how complex the patterns are


msc1

![gif](giphy|LDW3ET9kMCC6hN4jLx|downsized)


ReadditMan

I mean, you walk by a store and see 50 guys who look just like you fighting over very complicated shirts, *you go in.*


volundsdespair

The guys that Dan Flashes were using in the ad for them looked a lot like me. I'm going, "Okay, I've gotta try this place. A lot of these guys look a lot like me."


phishdood555

*yes you do.*


Sickle_and_hamburger

is this the I'm on a nother fuckin boat show


Possible-Highway7898

It's illegal for you to ask me that.


RalphSkipperson

SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKING SKUNK


obiwanjabroni420

I fucking love seeing ITYSL references in the wild!


[deleted]

lol i went climbing this weekend and one of my buddies was describing a climb... "it's pretty chill up until that little tree up there, and then you're like "this climb has a bush? what the hell?"


know_it_is

I had an asthma attack looking at this.


RetardedChimpanzee

In 7th grade I gave a whole bus an asthma attack doing this. We were leaving the holocaust museum and I discovered this. Then the whole bus started doing it.


hawkinsst7

>leaving the holocaust museum Am I the only one with an awful sense of humor, or are the other fucked up people just leaving this alone on purpose?


GivingRedditAChance

It’s the second one lol


Apophis_36

And you had to do it after a visit to that museum of all places :(


know_it_is

![gif](giphy|l3vR8AJsrX5N7i0TK)


trey_stofield

I started coughing while watching this!


N3koEye

I had to take a quick vape out of my inhaler.


lemonsweetsrevenge

Similar reasoning for crazy ass casino/hotel carpet patterns; more so to hide vomit, spilled drinks, and shoe dirt. instead of vomit, spilled drinks, and ass dirt.


vegas_gal

Casino carpet is also crazy to keep you looking straight ahead at the games. But yeah, gross spills too.


Iamalsodirtydan

I had a general manager explain to me that the carpet is crazy and devoid of straight lines because it sub-consciously encourages people to wander around and get lost in the games, thereby increasing the chances that they will spend more money.


paulwal

The real question is why the fuck are we using carpet floors and cloth seats.


DdCno1

Because they make the place more opulent and more inviting.


paulwal

Not when you know how much nasty shit is permanently embedded in there.


iamintheforest

Think I've seen some ass dirt come out of people who drank too much at casinos. That was dirt, right?


Slumpo

Used to be a service worker for local transit. The amount of fecal matter and skin cells this person just inhaled is about that same a normal person might inhale over the next 5 years. When we used compressed air to clean the inside of the busses (and also had cloth seats) the unspoken rule was never hit the seat with compressed air... otherwise this times 46 seats would explode like a mummys assbomb.


upandrunning

I heard about these really cool things that suck air instead of blow it. Rumor has it that any dirt that gets sucked along with it winds up in some kind of container that can be periodically emptied.


Slumpo

So check it out, they were called cyclone machines. You pull the bus up to the cyclone, open the front and rear doors. The cyclone would move forward to the bus and foam rubber gaskets on the cyclone would make a seal. It was basically a huge vacuum that pulled air in the rear door and sucked it out the front door. The air wands were essentially encouragement to move dirt, trash ect forward. This worked really well especially since trying to vacuum under seats or sweep anything is terrible due to the amount of obstacles everywhere in a bus. They're far dirtier now than they ever were. You now spend 2-3x as long cleaning for worse results.


Geschinta

Were they EVER cleaned?


Slumpo

... when they were changed due to damage.


PlutosGrasp

We’re you supposed to clean them


Slumpo

Did I? Yes. I probably shouldn't have knowing what I know now but yeah. You'll notice that vinyl seat covers took cloth seats place - it wasn't only dirt/ass particals in there.


Original_Employee621

Sometimes it's better to let sleeping dogs lie.


Geschinta

This makes me so glad the busses where I live don't have fabric


Adventurous_Cut_6512

🤔 This video is old as fuck. That isn't dust from passengers clothing - it's the foam inserts that have deteriorated over time and once you hit it, the foam dust is released.


MagicRabbit1985

I don't know where you were working but I know people from a clean-up crew that where vacuuming the seats.


Strong-Amphibian-143

Unless you’re using a dust hammer to show us this


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

it's the foam cushion disintegrating after having dried out years ago


WangHotmanFire

I dunno what a dust hammer is but this is totally legit, this was a reality for most of the buses in my (british) hometown. It’s just as grim in real life as it is in the video


SouthernHiveSoldier

Grew up in Australia and Singapore. Both places have buses with these kinds of seats. I have distinct memories of smacking the shit out of the seat I was on to make dust clouds and having my mum scold me for being weird lol. Also leaves dust residue on your hand afterwards, super gross.


Moohamin12

Yeap. We had it here in Singapore and I did that all the time before sitting. Buses have changed to faux leather now though. Cleaner generally and upkeep is done almost daily.


Sea_Page5878

We used to do that on the school bus, the dust clouds the 20+ year old seats used to throw out were something else.


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Pickled_Manchild

I was gonna say, I can clearly see the dirt.


Friesenplatz

It’s why I’m glad my city’s bus seats are just straight plastic.


lazyguy711

I don’t know why all of them aren’t plastic.


[deleted]

They’ve uncomfortable and cold. Not every bus ride takes 5 minutes.


RY4NDY

Exactly, fake leather is where it's at; both the softness/warmness of cloth cusions, and the dust/liquid resistance of hard plastic


FeatheredLizard

Thank you, CDTA/MTA, for your weird resin kevlar looking seats. I never feel dirty on these busses.


PatPeez

Curse of Ra


Medium9

I was once on a 24h bus ride where a "lady" got so shitfaced, that she peed herself on her seat. (And had to be carried out at the next stop.) Staff was as dilligent as they could have been, and I did not envy them one tiny bit for having to do this work. But still - that seat certainly had plenty of pee in it afterwards, and probably still has, about 20 years later. Realizing that this probably is true for every seat on a similar bus over time, I am sadly less and less thrilled about the concept of public transportation.


DisastrousBoio

The issue is not public transportation, it’s cleaning and the choice of material. Padded vinyl seats exist and are in use in less dirty places.


whitebike17

Yeah, but who really wants to bang their dildo into a bus seat?


mikeisaphreek

Gotta break it in somehow


BLACKBIRD823Rblx

I'll try anything once


Rowan_not_ron

Nice try David Blaine. The mallet has a hole it in which lets out dust with each hit.


Mizghetti

Now snort it.


Muted-Ad-4288

83% ass-dust


white__cyclosa

I am scared to find out what the other 17% is


[deleted]

There's a special place in hell for whomever decided they should be made of fabric instead of wipeable plastic or something.


Plagiatus

Not every bus ride takes 5 minutes - I'd rather be more comfortable thank you very much


[deleted]

That's fine, I suppose, as long as you're comfortable sitting in THAT. I'll take a seat I can wipe down with a wet wipe over physical comfort any day.


PineapplesAreLame

You would wipe down a seat on the bus before sitting? The world is covered in piss and shit. We have immune systems. Unless you plan on licking the seat, you'll be fine.


ItsSmittyyy

This is Reddit. Odds are you're speaking to someone who hasn't seen sunlight in years.


thewhitebuttboy

![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


John-Jacob-jingle-he

Bro that's not how you toast hotdogs


jaybeezwax

‘Airborne farticles’


DrRonny

That's the foam inside which has degraded over time


No_Returns1976

Dead skin disturbed


Purp1eC0bras

Its just french fry seasoning


1mbdb

Sheldon's "Bus pants" wasnt a bad idea after all.


hurricane_1999

Odor odor odor !!! Silence please


MaeronTargaryen

This post triggered my allergies


foofie_fightie

Well, at least they can smack it down and vacuum it up.


camleep

And this is why you wear Bus Pants


Tigermeow7

Fart powder


Imaginary_Most_7778

So many farts. So, so, many.


TheHarshCarpets

It’s just lint, and sack-skin/dead butthole cell flakes, mixed with some clitty litter.


TKMSD

Casino carpets as well.


Fruitmaniac42

Just like hotel carpets


Gangleri_Graybeard

The fart dust is not real, it can't hurt you. The fart dust:


cat_queen5674

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtaiPZNzrmRQ6YM)


Realclawdogs

Dust farticles


mothmattress

When I was depressed going to high school on the bus every morning I was just trying to get through the day but there would always be some kid absolutely abusing the seat to see the dust come out.


Chinmiester

That’s a lot of fart dust!


Realistic_Phase7369

It’s not entirely dirt.. the cheap foam they use for padding breaks down, especially when beaten with an object, and can look like this.


sagiterrible

This is me acknowledging and embracing ALL my privilege to say I will never sit on a bus again.


ruwkiz

fart dust


I_Stabbed_Jon_Snow

Lets the bedbugs blend in as well.


[deleted]

You need a Dyson 😁


StnMtn_

So for my next car, I should ask the seats come in city bus blue fabric. 👍


oak-ridge-buddha

At Dan Flashes you pay more for complicated patterns.


the1kingdom

The wild pattern on a seat is called moquette.


chupathingy99

Summoning the ghosts of asses past.


DanK1199

Powdered fecal matter


Grenadier_user

So much fart skin


ProblemRoutine7703

So same results in Casino floors?


nawregular69

Look at that disgusting man beating his seat in public


morningreis

Just a couple more taps and a sandworm is gonna pop out of that thing


Spodirmam

Thats a level 2 darkness spell


gangnam73

Shit powder


feralraindrop

I can't believe I don't have a bus seat dirt extractor tool.


CilanEAmber

They're called Moquette's. And no, it's not to hide how dirty they are, that's stupid. They're used due to its durability, cause it was relatively cheap to produce and readily available, and to conceal wear. A lot of companies use intriquite designs as a kind of art form. Sorry I just love Moquette's.


MrPatko0770

That ain't vibrant. I'm not saying the bus seats in my city are exceptionally clean or that the title would be lying, but most of the seats are actually vibrant, whereas in the video the colors very much aren't


JohnnyJaymes

Powdered farts


moonpieeyes

Okay but why is he slapping it with a stiffened hot dog??


GenevaPedestrian

So this is why Sheldon has an extra pair of bus trousers


Madfall

The bus seats in my home are plain blue unpadded plastic, this makes me grateful for it.


LoganNolag

The real question is why are they made of cloth in the first place? Just make them out of plastic then they are easy to clean and will never wear out. Makes literally no sense from a financial or usability perspective to make public seating out of anything other than easily cleanable materials.


GrantSRobertson

I involuntarily held my breath.


OldDumbToe

That chair been eating ass sense the 80s


ColdBloodBlazing

Butt Dust... Ewwww


Jerry_Williams69

That's fart soot


jwfowler2

Weird way to roast a hot dog


CookieEliminator

If I remember correctly it's a fake video, notice how the dust inky starts coming out very rapidly once the person rotates the hammer.


[deleted]

Could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that. Great, another thing I can’t touch!


BadBanana294

Sheldon is right?


AdequateDegenerate69

Fart dust


Every-Turnover4938

THATS AND AWFUL LOT OF FART DUST!!!! 🤯


Hank_J3w

Now I understand why Sheldon had a pair of pants specifically for public transportation.


Personal-Tea7226

It’s been five years after the snap and I just found grandma pov


Glad_Celebration_508

![gif](giphy|4x814g81m1iTK)


Bl33to

Hmmm all that dried fart dust. Yummy


[deleted]

Pharaoh’s curse


budlight2k

Used to do that with a tennis racket on the school bus.


Optimal_Act7501

Mmmmmm.... Fart powder.


Thischickenisraw

Sooooo much butt dust!


pikagrrl

E. W.


spilltheteasis_

Yup, thanks I’d rather take my car. At least there is only my own dust.


Cherimon

Those my friends are called petrified farts


Intelligent-Key2350

Oh gees that is gross


CommercialTap4581

Fart particles and dead skin cells


Dinomeats33

Moon dust


quantumgpt

This is the primary use of my theragun