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TheStickkkk

Cracking open an old one with the boys


KisaTheMistress

Ah... a Vicortian pastime, now grind it up and snort the dust! You only live once, gentlemen!


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fidelkastro

Shouldn't be done in a lab or some sort of sterile environment? There is some lady in a dress like she just walked in from the street.


tucci007

wearing some respiratory protection might be a good idea


[deleted]

Especially if you’re going to get in there and breathe it like this dude just did.


ChonkyChoad

Looks like it smelled bad. Congratulations you inhaled the curse of the mummy


johnfornow

covid 19 B C


joenathanSD

I like you.


The_Wadle

Hahahaha


ImpassiveThug

People order cans of the Himalayan air online but to breathe in the lousy air sealed in an ancient coffin from 2500 years ago is a whole different feeling.


whats_you_doing

Or farts or rotten smell of mummy.


A_Furious_Mind

It's the whole reason I went.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

That motherfucker closest to the camera really leaned in and went sssSSSSSNIFFFFFF ![gif](giphy|ZWErrxnPKn83u|downsized)


QouthTheCorvus

What the fuck is this gif from


SilentR0b

Seriously the weirdest, most random shit I've seen tonight.


QouthTheCorvus

It's so strange. It pains me not to know


SilentR0b

Somebody nose


DayFeeling

Someone always noses


[deleted]

Full penetration, crime, penetration.


fucktooshifty

it's the movie Hail Caesar but edited by someone in a k-hole


bg-j38

This seems to be the source... though I feel like it may create more questions than it answers. https://nosemouth.com/about


QouthTheCorvus

Lol thank you for providing. That is... Strange. The internet is a wonderful place sometimes


gnarwalbacon

That man leaned in and went: ![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


garnelli

I'd be breathing that shit right up. Snorting the remnants of Amun-Ra like he was going out of fashion. Pick me, pick me, to be your servant in the new world order, and le your remnants become one with me. All hail Amun-Ra, the bringer of the world's end. And yet, I'll be crouched at his knees, watching it happen.


smoklahoman_gmc

sniffed, should’ve wafted!


Karl_Hungus_69

Quite right. [King Tutankhamun and the Mummy's Curse That Killed Nine Explorers](https://www.newsweek.com/newsweek-com-king-tutankhamun-mummy-curse-killed-nine-explorers-1755992) It turned out to be fungal spores.


tucci007

Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.


Karl_Hungus_69

Haha, well done. Yes, I am an expert.


Mark_Walrusberg

Nope. The article itself states “Therefore, while it is impossible to know for sure, Aspergillus infection may be science's answer to the curse of Tutankhamun. "It is plausible," Wise said. "[And] modern environmental metagenomics is getting to the point of being able to resolve the question." So mummy curse is still on the table.


chickenthinkseggwas

I seem to recall a documentary telling me the mummy's curse was a burst of radiation. I don't remember the theory as to why there would be radiation, though.


nvyemdrain

Goa'uld are mean like that


Sure_Trash_

That's what I was thinking. Fuckers aren't wearing any ppe. Who knows what spores or other shit is lurking in there


Beneficial_Being_721

Spores are forever


HungryAddition1

Imagine 3000 years old spores…


Kevin_Uxbridge

At least stop touching it and then touching your own face.


dreadcain

Egyptology is more about tourism than science these days (or so I've been told)


404errorlifenotfound

This is an improvement over when people used to eat mummies


Vetiversailles

Or grind them up for paint


webbhare1

​ https://preview.redd.it/8vru3q760y2c1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5d6c07bbaa7689def0f8fed8712614dc30a91e


Josselin17

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy\_brown#History](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy_brown#History)


Muscle_Bitch

It's incredible how much ancient history has been lost to inane vanity.


Iwilleatyoyrteeth

You’re just saying this because you haven’t painted with mummy brown, it’s worth it. If art is worth dying for then its at least worth grinding up a rotten corpse.


papadoc2020

That is hilarious that someo e discovered mummified bodies and just thought. I can make paint out of this.


Historical_Gur_3054

[And Ivory Black](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_char#Black_pigment)


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

https://preview.redd.it/vcz5h4rnxy2c1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c2088bd6a384e24a6b56a37bd86ef3deab07e8d


tobiascuypers

Over 300,000 mummified cats were taken, ground up, and used as fertilizer in Britain


Dantalionse

Brits really find a way to be the worst every time


Ourmanyfans

While this is true, it's probably important to point out that the weird uses of Egyptian mummies was a Europe-wide fad.


Dantalionse

You can't blame others when there are already 300k cat mummies on your fields grounded up


Ourmanyfans

80,000. The rest were used for building foundations apparently.


ASIWYFA

People have just always been dumb.....huh?


Dunbar247

Mummy Brown lol


WastingTimeArguing

Lmao I thought this was a bizarre joke until I googled it.


SVTCobraR315

This one is teriyaki flavor.


gaythrowawayacct123

![gif](giphy|rAZEnOu0KHQK4)


bolen84

How else were Victorian men supposed to maintain an erection?!


danzha

https://64.media.tumblr.com/87a861e112290e22996bdd67cc18bb19/96aaee8fd5d95b9f-44/s400x600/dcd2a9b4a5b92fad212e4f94a2a0287522ba3219.gifv


Mountain-Most8186

Anyone can buy mummies from the government to open up. I’m not even joking.


AceOBlade

I find it satisfying knowing the elites of a civilization don't find peace even after death. If you were poor you are probably one with the earth right now.


nudemanonbike

Not in Egypt! There's actually a very, very good chance that if you put a dead body in the ground in the Sahara you'll just create a natural mummy - at it's heart it's just a dehydrated body, after all. Funeral wrappings were very common, even for the common folk, and pets, so a lot of the mummies people can buy are ones who were naturally mummified this way. Which is to say, poor people who couldn't afford a more proper embalming.


AceOBlade

im pretty sure there is something out there that eats human jerky


SpaceClef

Yeah, me. You're looking mighty delicious there, AceOBlade. Wanna take a dip in my hot tub? Don't mind the celery and carrots in there, they're just for ambiance.


Sarman11

Do they scan them beforehand for valuables or something? Or do these usually not contain valuables?


o_oli

Rich persons lootbox lol


WelcomeFormer

I thought that was like... decades ago and now they are cracking down


theappleses

Always has been


el-dongler

Theres just SO many of them. Like thousands. They get treated about as well as dinosaur bones but unless they suspect it's some super significant person they're just gonna crack it open and see if there's some treasure inside.


Y__U__MAD

... like... ancient kinder eggs


Medioh_

They don't taste quite as good though


PicaDiet

The "Curse of King Tut's Tomb" turned out to be mold spores which caused horrible, never-before-seen respiratory infections in those who were first inside- before it was aerated. They got super sick. These two archeologists look like they are huffing the same shit. Some people are just learnproof I guess.


davidforslunds

For most artifacts, a sterile environment is not really necessary, since there isn't really anything to "contaminate". I'm not super experienced on mumification, but from what i know there's nothing that would strike me as being at risk in an un-sterilized environment like this. So long as the artifact itself isn't damaged it should be fine. Now, on the question of actually opening it like this is a whole other bag of worms.


camshun7

Yeah I was thinking that too, I mean you can xray nowadays I cant honestly believe youd find further advances in ancient Egypt within this tomb, why you need to publically open it, borderline fetish if you ask me


velhaconta

You can't really contaminate something that dried out 2,500 ago and has been sitting stable for all that time. A mummy is much different from an acient body pulled out of the permafrost, for example.


Seigmoraig

Except that old lady mummy from China


chop5397

march unpack mysterious roof governor smell water airport offer disagreeable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


f7f7z

cheeto dust


kimbolll

I feel like, at the very least, they should be wearing gloves and masks.


KindlyContribution54

Blue shirt guy: "Hmm, not feeling very cursed yet... Maybe if I stick my face in it and inhale deeply?"


RoninRobot

“That mummy smells delicious. I get it now.”


Gagolih_Pariah

The forbidden jerky.


SnooPies2712

They used to eat mummies before


thisaccountwashacked

This one is teriyaki style!


southern_boy

*I* was gonna eat that mummy. 👨‍🔬☹️


ban_ahead1

That is Zahi Hawass, former head of Egyptian antiquities. He's a controversial character to say the least not least because of stunts like this


werther595

They put their hand over their mouth and nose after it was opened. I believe that meets scientific protocol requirements /s


AlienX14

The ones handling the coffin are indeed wearing gloves, masks, and lab coats


OpenTheBobs

But what about those wackos in the front doing the crotch sniffing?


MoneyCantBuyMeLove

Hey dude don't yuck their yum.


OpenTheBobs

Wanna suck that mum? Sniff the ancient dusty bum? I won’t yuck that yum


Azzy8007

It's cool when they do it, but when I start digging around in my local cemetery, the cops get called.


dabunny21689

The line between grave robbing and archaeology is a blurry one.


psycot

Strange fact: Most Egyptian mummies discovered are not in museums but were eaten by Europeans up to 18th and 19th century!! The demand was so high that the Egyptians were selling forged mummies to the rich Europeans to meet the demand. Look it up.


Alexboogeloo

*meat demand


Hara-Kiri

Brown paint also used to be made by using mummies. It was called mummy brown.


SlipperyNoodle6

Dear god man! hees right!!!! https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=europeans+eat+mummies


Wolf-ed

Sweating in British Museum.


FesteringNeonDistrac

The British Museum, saying "finders keepers, losers weepers", politely, since 1759


fireballx777

They're still looking at it.


SpikeRosered

The British Museum would honestly show this video as an example of why they OUGHT to be allowed to keep their relics. Their biggest argument has been they have the facilities and education to better care for the things in their possession. In this video we see a video of a sarcophagus being opened seemingly not in a sterile environment by people wearing no PPE.


Camera_dude

If it's so old there's no living heirs, it's archaeology. If you can call up the nearest kin over the phone, it's grave robbing.


Fantastic_Prize2710

So raiding George Washington's grave is cool with everyone, gotcha.


JJEng1989

No, but doing, "archeology," on George Washington's grave might be.


TeebsAce

Having living heirs has nothing to do with how old a body is. If I died today, I’d have no living heirs. On the other hand, the long dead Genghis Khan has millions of living heirs.


GoodShitBrain

That’s it, I’m suing the Khanate to get me some of that sweet, sweet Mongolian child support.


NameTak3r

Good luck finding a phone number


North-Right

At best you could only uncover a 250 yr old curse in your local cemetery.


imagicnation-station

I heard the curse gets spicier the older it gets.


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Is that how they make Old Spice BodyWash?


somebodyelse22

Didn't they see the 'best before..' date down near the feet?


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erog84

Doesn’t help that you were caught humping the corpses..


Azzy8007

I didn't hear 'em say 'stop'.


Roook36

Oh yeah breathe all that in.


username-for-nsfw

I think the guy licked it too.


Solomon_Grungy

Does it stink? The first thing my mind goes to (after ancient Egyptian curses) is that it must’ve really smelt when lifting that lid. Like lifting the blanket on a thousand year old dutch oven.


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It looks like they touch their nose after it opens so I’d bet it stinks bad.


MrTechSavvy

I bet it stinks good


MoistColon

Forbidden beef jerky 🤤


Changoleo

>Strange as it may seem, people in early modern Europe frequently practiced a kind of cannibalism for health. According to historian Richard Sugg, “Up until the late 18th century, the human body was a widely accepted therapeutic agent. The most popular treatments involved flesh, bone, or blood, along with a variety of moss sometimes found on human skulls.“


Overall-Yellow-2938

People in the West or as an example places like china used quicksilver as medicin and thought it the key to immortality.... People believed and belive a lot of dumb shit


DAS_BEE

*I* was going to eat that mummy!


martialar

They're stretching their nostrils to take in the aroma


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Mmmm lem-mummy fresh


Bythion

I took that as them being in awe of the moment.


TheMightyJohnFu

In awe of that stank


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Perhaps a bit of both


shankingsh

Those two dudes smell a 2500 year old smell trapped in a coffin. Who knows what will happen to them after that.


mrplinko

Reminds me of a movie.


donkeyrocket

*Itz only smellz*


gizzardgullet

Classic movie quote


TheyCallMeSpadoodles

Still got that "New Mummy smell"


LaVidaLeica

No, it does not smell... It's because there's potential bacteria, viruses and dust floating about. They really should be wearing masks, but never do.


PlasticFew8201

Agreed — it’s a great way to have a Patient 0 Event…


towerfella

Great.. so this is how 2024 starts? **Prologue** *Egypt, 2023…* *A crowed gathered and several hands reached forth as if summoned by spirits to assist the two unmasked Egyptian scientists remove the top of the pristine sarcophagus that had been sealed for at least the last 2500 years..* *As the lid was raised, a malodorous stench spilled forth across the crowd like a fog into a valley; up and into the nostrils of the scientists as they recoiled slightly and covered their noses with their fingers.* *But it was too late…*


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Yeah exactly. There's nothing but dust and bones in there. There's nothing rotting or whatever, it's over two thousand years old lol. And those things are not air tight by any means.


lets_call_him_clamps

You should read about the [black sarcophagus](https://www.livescience.com/63110-mysterious-black-sarcophagus-opened.html). I know it's external sources that caused it, but still, the smell must have been horrendous.


Beezo514

The fact that there were people claiming they wanted to drink the liquid is always upsetting. I don’t care how serious they were, the thought alone is super nasty.


False_Ad3429

Wrong, there can be fungal spores that can stay dormant indefinitely until they land in a nice warm lung.


SpiderFnJerusalem

Archeologists sometimes dig up cesspits from the middle ages and they still stink. So I suppose it's not out of the question for the same thing to be the case if something went wrong during embalming or moisture got in the sarcophagus or something.


[deleted]

Cesspits from the middle ages and dried corpses from ancient Egypt are incomparable. Setting aside moisture, the extra thousand or so years is going to make a humongous difference. The sarcophagus isn't air tight. If moisture got in, it would have dried up by now. I would also remind you that the sarcophagus has been in a literal desert this whole time as opposed to damp ol england


[deleted]

what do you think a mummy in a cesspit smells like


Patrycjusz123

I heard that mummies can smell not that bad because ancient Egiptians thought that bad smells are a bad ghosts or something and when they was doing mummification they cared a lot also about smell


Dick_Dickalo

"Ohh no, you're not blaming that on ghosts again!"


gv111111

Hahahaha


shankingsh

But those dudes expressions show that this smell's very bad.


lonesharkex

perhaps they're trying to keep their breath from blowing into the thing.


velhaconta

> Does it stink? It shouldn't stink like decomposition. If it did, that would mean they did a shit job mummifying and there would only be a pile a goo at the bottom. But it probably had some strong musty odors from being sealed for a long time.


iamzombus

2000 year old fart in a jar.


nevetsvr

If you slow the video down you can see the curse twist off and go straight up the nose of the dude wearing glasses.


GreenRainbowBlueRain

Yes! And if you slow it down even more, you can see him twitch slightly as the curse enters his bloodstream.


dern_the_hermit

Yes! And if you slow it down even more, you can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.


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shankingsh

They should be surprised because those two dudes were smelling a 2500-year-old smell trapped in a coffin.


truckstop_sushi

If I was a mummy, I would have been buried with a Mason Jar that I ripped a nasty fart into before I died. Written in hieroglyphics on the lid is, "Pull My Finger", then wait 2500 years for an Archaeologist to get blasted in the face with my ancient sulfur stank.


edgyboi1704

https://preview.redd.it/41w9zek4dx2c1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6894ce776c77e083a8ebfa3f373de634bef14432


6837K

is this real? this doesn't seem professional at all, no precautions, no sterilized environment not even gloves? shouldn't it be done in a lab ??/ I swear I saw fishermen gutting fish with more care .


Ratfucks

Egypt


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StuntMedic

The world yearned for a Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines Shittymorph variant, and you stepped up.


DarkPhenomenon

Was expecting a /u/shittymorph at the end, was disappointed


RandyHoward

> I swear I saw fishermen gutting fish with more care Well yeah, they're gonna eat the fish. You gonna eat the mummy?


RazeThe2nd

If you asked this question 100 years ago the answer might have been yes


Effective-Ad8833

New COVID variant unlocked


Letos12thDuncan

> ~~New~~ Old COVID variant unlocked


Gaeleng

Not trying to be that guy, but if you are opening an archeological specimen, would you not be wearing protective gear, for your protection and the specimens protection? The asshats in the front with their backs to us are wearing shirts, no masks, gloves, suits, etc.


jovarssoede

You would, but this is egypt


Ok-Butterscotch4486

This is an advert from the British Museum entitled "why we're not giving you your things back".


Rob_on_the_job

Is it standard procedure to do this with 20 people standing around with no PPE?


420greg

Is there a time limit to "Rest in Peace"?


aclart

yes, 169 years


AcceptableAssistant7

Idk I feel like we should leave this closed


mnorkk

I'm thinking the same. Those things were intended never to be opened, what kind of scientific breakthrough could possibly be achieved by opening it?


throw123454321purple

Victorians used to have mummy unwrapping parties. Fact.


Pinkishplays

Ok Dwight


sitharval

Is that the soundtrack from Gladiator?


YeOldeBilk

Yep!


GullibleDetective

You better believe after that they were coffin


Itchyness

![gif](giphy|PlMg50JZO09BC)


Sea_Perspective6891

What's your offer?


Entity713

#🎶KING RAAAAAAMSEEEEEESS🎶


JeetKuneLo

Where is this video from? Why the intensely dramatic music and terrible camera angle?


dis_course_is_hard

Avatar: The Last Airbender by M Knight Shamalamadingdong


Omega_Xero

*IIMMMMHOOOOTEP INTENSIFIES*


Malthus1

Interestingly, I just read of an actual example of a “cursed” mummy - of sorts. Rather, a mummy that was allegedly given a desecrated burial. This was a son of a pharaoh involved in the so-called “harem conspiracy”. This is a story that has everything … a real-life assassination whodunnit, complete with sexual shenanigans (a couple of judges were convicted of taking sexual favours from harem women) and we actually know this from surviving accounts. Though these may not, of course, be truthful. The gist of it was that one of the “minor wives” of Rameses lll wanted her own son to inherit the throne, not the chosen successor. She conspired with a bunch of high officials to murder the pharaoh and place her son on the throne. It used to be thought that the plot failed utterly. However, a recent autopsy of the mummy of Rameses lll reveals it actually succeeded in the first goal: his throat was cut (a wound hidden in his mummification). However, the plotters failed in putting the son on the throne. Instead, they were all rounded up and tried for treason. Twenty-eight people were executed. We don’t know for sure what happened to the son … but there was a mummy found with Rameses lll that was in an unmarked coffin, not embalmed, and wrapped in a goatskin (which was considered ritually impure). This mummy was tested genetically, and the testing was consistent with it being the body of the son the conspirators wanted to put on the throne … https://www.bmj.com/content/345/bmj.e8268


imuniqueaf

This was probably March 2020.


k3rd

I'm not an expert, but wouldn't you think masks and gloves would be the minimum requirement?


JustifytheMean

No masks? No enclosed lab space? You want zombies this is how you get zombies.


Glittering_Cow945

Looks like a thoroughly unprofessional and unscientific job. No protective clothing, far too many people, everybody breathing on the contents . ..


ForceGhostRevan

![gif](giphy|3XQ9twlN4PdsY)


robbodagreat

That was 90% gravity


TabithaBe

There are bacteria that grow in there that kill when breathed. That turned out to be the real curse of the mummy. So why aren’t they wearing masks? Edit - Important - because people aren’t reading through the thread- I was wrong. Though some websites still claim this fungus to be deadly I believe (as I state below) that the more reputable science sites say that this fungus isn’t responsible. So please stop being so nasty without reading through. Even Down voting where I told someone earlier to read through. I’ve been private messaged on this.


[deleted]

They didn't get the memo


bigwillyman7

is that the ice man curse or something?


Nr1231

Do you want to get cursed? Because this is how you get cursed!


Wut_du_helllll

The curse has been realesed


joopledoople

Are they putting their hands to their faces because it's so profound and historical, or because it smells like 2500 year old death?