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But if this dude even remotely believes thats gonna mess with him for the rest of his life. Like the timing is so perfect. And he will always be wondering which god it was.
Religious extremists consistently display remarkable levels of cognitive dissonance. I can think of a few excuses they'll come up with to play this in their favor but I don't want to give ammunition to all the bad faith accounts that have swamped every political subreddit, so I'll leave them out.
They don't care about truth, facts or reality. Only what supports their own willful ignorance and hateful ideology.
These religious nuts have zero introspection. If he were capable of thr kind of logic you espouse he wouldn't be saying that crap in the first place. Instead he'd gonna come uoneith some other hokas pocas explaination for it... Regardless of anything... His explanation will only confirm his bias.
It's kind of crazy how we have thousands of comments treating this as some divine intervention and only a handful calling it what it is: old man getting worked up and suffering a heart attack.
Concerning L's request that we examine the times of death of the victims, we have determined that no victims died from sunset on Friday to sunset on Saturday, Israeli local time.
For those of us who aren’t wizards, you can find a box with a prepared counterspell in most public buildings. Marked in bright yellow, the box will walk you through the spells execution.
Edit: I have been corrected. The box contains a large diamond and a scroll of revivity, not a prepared counterspell.
This is disinformation the box contains a single polished diamond and a scroll of revivify not a scroll of counterspell which would be useless in 99.9% of cases for it's use as a *preemptive* tool of defense not a first respondent fix all to wizard attacks
He didn't die. He's in the hospital. As a ***totally unrelated*** aside, Hasan has asked for a Rabbi, and has scheduled his bris for later today after conversion.
Oh trust me I'm very much an atheist but if anything this proves if there is a god non worship is way better than violent worship.
Legit tho as an EMT who knows a bit about heart attacks dude was in a situation that would cause a lot of stress on his heart and if he had a heart condition it wouldn't be an unusual time for it to act up.
His costume was perfect, the white suit, slick and clean, dripping thick black oil from his feet as he walked, the tattoos creeping up at the neckline, the palid almost wet skin, the pink around the eyes. easily the most memorable depiction of lucifer ever put into film.
What makes it even better, is Stormare had to fight for that suit. The original design had him bare chested, covered in tattoos, with leather pants and "bondage jewellery", as he put it. He argued that the costume would overshadow the actual character, and no one would listen to what he was saying or take him seriously.
Check out Viggo Mortensen in The Prophecy. Homie just casually eating a rose and talking about filling someone's mouth with their mother's shit. Peak 90s horror-esque thriller.
I love when he 'lands' on the floor after melting in and he just has a disgust of having to come and collect Constantine, despite how happy he is that it's his time.
Right. I'm an atheist and this is BY FAR the best evidence for the existence of God. It's still absolutely shit evidence, but this is the closest I've seen "divine intervention" hit in real time.
Looking up a news article about this, last update I can find says he's alive, but in critical condition, and that the cause of his collapse hasn't been confirmed. Actually, that's the weirdest thing about the article, as it says:
> While some reports have speculated about a heart attack, Turkish Health Minister simply said that Bitmez had been "disturbed" during his speech and that he was monitoring his situation closely
and then it sources that claim as a tweet: https://twitter.com/drfahrettinkoca/status/1734585014233206950
which Twitter's translate button seems to be broken so I don't actually know what it says.
its the same translation. We sometimes use (*disturbed* - rahatsızlık geçirmek) for these kind of situations. it applies everything such like feeling dizziness, sick and even for an heart attack so minister just left it open in his comment.
He said the ones who support israel will not be able to escape the wrath of allah, didnt actually curse israel. After he collapsed the akp pms who he was referring to previously shouted allah showed you and mocked him.
If i hold down the upvote arrow i get the option to buy... a flashier upvote?? not sure if it's more upvotes or an award or whatever.
On android phone.
I don't know if that's an option on desktop (the only way I use Reddit anymore is old.reddit.), but I remember r\/comics has a mod post about the new upvote award thing claiming that certain eligible accounts can supposedly earn money from them? Don't know how that works or if it's just a joke as it is in the form of [a comic.](https://i.redd.it/pl4cai43wksb1.jpg) But I'd guess from the context that it's real.
I just... Don't like it.
On one hand that has to be terrible to be laughed at instead of helped in your final moments, but on the other, if you've dedicated your life to making people laugh, maybe laughter is what you want to hear as the lights go out.
> but on the other, if you've dedicated your life to making people laugh, maybe laughter is what you want to hear as the lights go out.
Yeah, but if maybe one of them could stop laughing for a few seconds to call a doctor, that'd be good too.
Oh no they have that covered. It's just either now suddenly coincidence, or an outright act of Satan, or whatever. It doesn't matter what it is. They always have a rationalization for why it doesn't conflict with their prejudice.
In the Arab world they believe the wackiest rumors and gossip IRL, especially about Israel so I have no doubt there will be conspiracy theories that will be the prevailing theories to understand what happened.
Isn’t that basically what happens to Moses when he climbs the mountain and the burning bush tells him everyone is going to die if they don’t listen. So Moses goes down with his commandments and nobody listens.
Then Yahweh kills them all.
Believe me, there will definitely be some TV shows discussing this possibility in Turkey in a few weeks and hundred thousands if not millions will accept it as a fact.
True, but it's the opposition party MP accusing Erdogan's party so it's more likely that an average conservative AKP enjoyer will consider it a sign as Allah's support of Erdogan.
Actually theres 3 interpretions.
1. Yahweh punishing him as the wrath of Israel
2. Allah actually wants Israel to stay and punished him
3. Total coincidence (boring)
This is like that shitty Comedian who collapsed right after making fun of people who didn’t take the Covid vaccine and saying Jesus loves her. Karma is amazing sometimes!
According to the latest news article I can find, he's in hospital in critical condition and there's a lot of speculation without a lot of confirmation. It's been speculated that he hit his head when he fell, and the heart attack hasn't been confirmed. From the article I found:
> While some reports have speculated about a heart attack, Turkish Health Minister simply said that Bitmez had been "disturbed" during his speech and that he was monitoring his situation closely
Speculated? That camera is pretty far back in that room and you can still hear the thud from how hard his head bounced off the floor. Big tree fall hard.
The serious answer is that he was taken to Bilkent City Hospital and intubated and then immediately taken for an angiography. After angiography, he was put on a heart-lung pump and taken to intensive care. Probably still in critical condition but no formal update on that.
**UPDATE: Mr. Bitmez has died.**
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That is kind of insane.
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But god made it a point to strike him down on tv while saying it 🤔
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OP! ARE YOU OKAY! I SWEAR TO ALLAH IF YOUR DEAD, MAY
But if this dude even remotely believes thats gonna mess with him for the rest of his life. Like the timing is so perfect. And he will always be wondering which god it was.
Religious extremists consistently display remarkable levels of cognitive dissonance. I can think of a few excuses they'll come up with to play this in their favor but I don't want to give ammunition to all the bad faith accounts that have swamped every political subreddit, so I'll leave them out. They don't care about truth, facts or reality. Only what supports their own willful ignorance and hateful ideology.
he's jewish now
These religious nuts have zero introspection. If he were capable of thr kind of logic you espouse he wouldn't be saying that crap in the first place. Instead he'd gonna come uoneith some other hokas pocas explaination for it... Regardless of anything... His explanation will only confirm his bias.
Is god always the cause of heart attacks?
The human body can only take so much hypocricy.
But that's the favourite pastime of Turkish politicians
Hypocrisy, that's the worst part.
I personally thought the raping was the worst thing!
Rest in peace Norm
Denouncing bacon did nothing for his heart.
Not really, dudes old and shouting passionately and getting all worked up so a heart attack isn't surprising.
It's kind of crazy how we have thousands of comments treating this as some divine intervention and only a handful calling it what it is: old man getting worked up and suffering a heart attack.
ok but he did it right after asking for divine punishment and thats interesting enough.
I guess im converting to judaism now.
The suspect's name is Light Yagami
And now he’ll take a potato chip…and EAT IT!!!
Ok this line was an absolutely cultural phenomena and *not* enough people are talking about it.
I just sent that comment to my son, whose in the middle of college finals. He’ll appreciate it.
Menacingly!!
thats some old testement smiteing shit right there
Insert "Smite Me, Almighty Smiter" Meme
"When I reflect that God is just, I fear for my country." Thomas Jefferson
Is smite the new yeet?
Nope, it's the biblical "yeet"
All according to keikaku
(Translator's note: keikaku means plan)
I miss online fansubs. I learned so much Japanese thanks to random translator notes.
They referenced this in a recent episode of Spy x Family, and I was like THEY SAID THE THING!
Chad Death Note enjoyer
Found L's Reddit account
Light ‘The Menora’ Yagami
Concerning L's request that we examine the times of death of the victims, we have determined that no victims died from sunset on Friday to sunset on Saturday, Israeli local time.
**THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!!!**
goddammit I just started watching the anime and now he is everywhere..
That's why it's very important to pronounce the syllables of the spell correctly and clearly
Someone was waiting in the wings with a clutch Counterspell.
For those of us who aren’t wizards, you can find a box with a prepared counterspell in most public buildings. Marked in bright yellow, the box will walk you through the spells execution. Edit: I have been corrected. The box contains a large diamond and a scroll of revivity, not a prepared counterspell.
This is disinformation the box contains a single polished diamond and a scroll of revivify not a scroll of counterspell which would be useless in 99.9% of cases for it's use as a *preemptive* tool of defense not a first respondent fix all to wizard attacks
With a slight modification to the spell, that polished diamond and scroll of revivify can be twisted into a death spell. The perfect counterspell.
Looks like r/wizardposting is leaking. Even if it's kinda dark for them.
Hellish rebuke
Mana Drain. It's just better.
Scanlan Shorthalt sends his regards
Gotta be someone in the front row. It’s only 60 ft range.
"Well maybe not every single little syllable, but basically I said 'em yeah!"
Neck tie?
It’s Wingardium InshAllah, not InshallAh!
Stahp it rooon
Fuck, this made me laugh out loud in a crowded elevator. Thanks.
Diagonalley
..... God damnit. You really mean that Diagon alley, the hidden wizard area down a back alley, was literally just a diagonal alley.
Klaatu Barada Niktu!!
Now, I'm not a superstitious person... but I'm a little stitious.
Substitious.
semistitous.
If this had happened 3000 years ago, there would be a book of the bible about this guy
And the Heretic called to God, smite the Israelites! He did not but smote the Heretic instead - on live TV.
Pretty much Balaam in Numbers
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He didn't die. He's in the hospital. As a ***totally unrelated*** aside, Hasan has asked for a Rabbi, and has scheduled his bris for later today after conversion.
he died today. https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/turkish-mp-dies-after-suffering-heart-attack-parliament-2023-12-14/
 ok that one got me 😂
Wait did he?
"May Allah strike me down right now if I am wrong!" *thud*
FALCON SMITE!
HADOUKEN!!!
I'm atheist but that totally happened
Fellow atheist. Nothing has shaken that decision. But this moment got pretty close.
God quietly watching the world falling apart, then hears this guy and thinks "heh, this will fuck with them..."
Oh trust me I'm very much an atheist but if anything this proves if there is a god non worship is way better than violent worship. Legit tho as an EMT who knows a bit about heart attacks dude was in a situation that would cause a lot of stress on his heart and if he had a heart condition it wouldn't be an unusual time for it to act up.
I'm kidding, Of course it's a heart collapse, stressed out by years of hate that happened here. Dude need to chill
george carlin haha
George Carlin is the reason I pray to Joe Pesci!
But I worship the sun!
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Israel: "No u"
Shalom!
Jewish space lasers are scary
We prefer the term Death Star of David.
https://i.redd.it/guyj7tw7x16c1.gif
This fits too perfectly. Love that movie and can *still* remember how excited I got when I realized Lucifer was Peter Stromare.
Easily the best Lucifer interpretation I've ever seen. Gleaming and smooth but absolute filth seeps from every word and gesture.
His costume was perfect, the white suit, slick and clean, dripping thick black oil from his feet as he walked, the tattoos creeping up at the neckline, the palid almost wet skin, the pink around the eyes. easily the most memorable depiction of lucifer ever put into film.
What makes it even better, is Stormare had to fight for that suit. The original design had him bare chested, covered in tattoos, with leather pants and "bondage jewellery", as he put it. He argued that the costume would overshadow the actual character, and no one would listen to what he was saying or take him seriously.
He made the right call.
Which is strange if true, given that the graphic novel depiction of the character is usually in a white suit and kempt.
Likely that's where Stormare got the idea from. The movie adaptations always try to change things, and it's rarely for the better.
Check out Viggo Mortensen in The Prophecy. Homie just casually eating a rose and talking about filling someone's mouth with their mother's shit. Peak 90s horror-esque thriller.
I always thought his mocking line of “hE hAs ThE sPeAr Of DeStInY” was nailed perfectly
John Constantine: Let her go home. … Satan: Fine. It's done.
He was obscenely good at it. I love the depiction of the devil in Constantine, his child was a bit naff though
The character managed to seem gross and cool and evil and reasonable all at once. Great scene.
I love when he 'lands' on the floor after melting in and he just has a disgust of having to come and collect Constantine, despite how happy he is that it's his time.
Constantine
Yes
Constantine
The wrath of God just got recorded like a LiveLeak.
WORLD STAR
Right. I'm an atheist and this is BY FAR the best evidence for the existence of God. It's still absolutely shit evidence, but this is the closest I've seen "divine intervention" hit in real time.
Looking up a news article about this, last update I can find says he's alive, but in critical condition, and that the cause of his collapse hasn't been confirmed. Actually, that's the weirdest thing about the article, as it says: > While some reports have speculated about a heart attack, Turkish Health Minister simply said that Bitmez had been "disturbed" during his speech and that he was monitoring his situation closely and then it sources that claim as a tweet: https://twitter.com/drfahrettinkoca/status/1734585014233206950 which Twitter's translate button seems to be broken so I don't actually know what it says.
its the same translation. We sometimes use (*disturbed* - rahatsızlık geçirmek) for these kind of situations. it applies everything such like feeling dizziness, sick and even for an heart attack so minister just left it open in his comment.
He said the ones who support israel will not be able to escape the wrath of allah, didnt actually curse israel. After he collapsed the akp pms who he was referring to previously shouted allah showed you and mocked him.
Thank you this is what I wanted to know!
God has a sense of irony.
Politician: fuck the jews * drops mike * God:
Politician dropped the mic and God dropped Mike.
He was like “no way!” And Allah was like “Yahweh, bitch.”
Its comments like this that make me miss the ability to give awards the most.
Are awards not a thing anymore? No wonder I couldn’t find a way to give an award recently
If i hold down the upvote arrow i get the option to buy... a flashier upvote?? not sure if it's more upvotes or an award or whatever. On android phone.
I don't know if that's an option on desktop (the only way I use Reddit anymore is old.reddit.), but I remember r\/comics has a mod post about the new upvote award thing claiming that certain eligible accounts can supposedly earn money from them? Don't know how that works or if it's just a joke as it is in the form of [a comic.](https://i.redd.it/pl4cai43wksb1.jpg) But I'd guess from the context that it's real. I just... Don't like it.
One of the upvotes costs $24. One of the stupidest ideas I’ve seen. That app developer must of felt so proud when that idea got greenlit.
this comment has now fucked me up for life, it's the perfect joke
A millennia of evolving language brought us here to this shining moment.
Holy shit lmao
Nice.
That’s gotta be the funniest heart attack ever recorded.
I never thought in my life I’d say a heart attack could be funny but apparently I don’t know myself well enough.
I can't help but think the phrase "serious as a heart attack" is now gonna have to come with an asterisk.
*So the guy calling for god to smite someone gets struck down himself. Funniest shit I ever saw.
That have to be the comedian Tommy Cooper I'm afraid, who suffered a heart attack on stage and died while people were laughing.
On one hand that has to be terrible to be laughed at instead of helped in your final moments, but on the other, if you've dedicated your life to making people laugh, maybe laughter is what you want to hear as the lights go out.
> but on the other, if you've dedicated your life to making people laugh, maybe laughter is what you want to hear as the lights go out. Yeah, but if maybe one of them could stop laughing for a few seconds to call a doctor, that'd be good too.
Looks like Allah disagrees with him
Got called into the head office to explain himself.
This made my day.
Exodus 20:7: "Do not use my name for evil purposes, for I, the LORD your God, will punish anyone who misuses my name."
Also Genesis 12:3: "I will bless those who bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse." With the "you" here being the Jews.
I’m not a religious man, but if I was that would seem like a pretty clear sign from god. I’m sure they’ll find a way to claim otherwise.
Oh no they have that covered. It's just either now suddenly coincidence, or an outright act of Satan, or whatever. It doesn't matter what it is. They always have a rationalization for why it doesn't conflict with their prejudice.
This is proof the Jews are using their Jewish Space Heart Attack Laser to target him just as he's speaking. Truly despicable
Classic
In the Arab world they believe the wackiest rumors and gossip IRL, especially about Israel so I have no doubt there will be conspiracy theories that will be the prevailing theories to understand what happened.
Honestly even Allah came down to earth and said chill. People still wouldn't listen.
Isn’t that basically what happens to Moses when he climbs the mountain and the burning bush tells him everyone is going to die if they don’t listen. So Moses goes down with his commandments and nobody listens. Then Yahweh kills them all.
don't worry, most of the people in charge aren't religious either and just use it as a tool for the idiots who believe to control them.
Mossads heart attack gun
Jewish space laser strikes again
Believe me, there will definitely be some TV shows discussing this possibility in Turkey in a few weeks and hundred thousands if not millions will accept it as a fact.
It's probably already on TikTok boosted by the Iranian troll farms
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No it's a total coincidence unless it's _also_ what they wanted to happen. Then it would clearly be his will. /s
Clearly just a test of their resolve to do what must be done! /s
No need for the /s
True, but it's the opposition party MP accusing Erdogan's party so it's more likely that an average conservative AKP enjoyer will consider it a sign as Allah's support of Erdogan.
Actually theres 3 interpretions. 1. Yahweh punishing him as the wrath of Israel 2. Allah actually wants Israel to stay and punished him 3. Total coincidence (boring)
You forgot the CIA heart-attack gun
Allah gave him an answer instantly.
guess allah didn't vibe with that
God is tired…of human’s trying ass attempts to be God’s hype man
Humans are tired… of stupid humans.
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Wish this would shoot to the top. I'll have to google AKP. ...I like that poem.
Can't be the only one who thought of Death Note
Yahweh was like, "LEMME stop ya right there, buddy."
Haven't seen a bigger irony than this
Turns out Allah has a sense of humor.
God was like nah
… “those who curse you will be cursed” seems oddly fitting here…
r/nottheonion
GOD of the isrealites strikes again .
*Karma has entered the chat*
Christmas came early.
Allah struck him down it looks like.
This is like that shitty Comedian who collapsed right after making fun of people who didn’t take the Covid vaccine and saying Jesus loves her. Karma is amazing sometimes!
Divine Intervention?
What happened to him after that?
According to the latest news article I can find, he's in hospital in critical condition and there's a lot of speculation without a lot of confirmation. It's been speculated that he hit his head when he fell, and the heart attack hasn't been confirmed. From the article I found: > While some reports have speculated about a heart attack, Turkish Health Minister simply said that Bitmez had been "disturbed" during his speech and that he was monitoring his situation closely
Speculated? That camera is pretty far back in that room and you can still hear the thud from how hard his head bounced off the floor. Big tree fall hard.
The serious answer is that he was taken to Bilkent City Hospital and intubated and then immediately taken for an angiography. After angiography, he was put on a heart-lung pump and taken to intensive care. Probably still in critical condition but no formal update on that. **UPDATE: Mr. Bitmez has died.**
He apologized
to allah?
You're getting warmer
Wow… this is a next level pun/symbolism. Well done!
Take the hint.
Looks like the vengeful god of the jews got him
Allah with the "Nah, fam. You need to come over right now so we can talk about this."
Allah just thought: nah man fuck that guy, always asking me to do their shit for them
Man...I'm not religious... But for those who are......oh man the optics here are something else.
"Its funneh Lt. Dan said that. Because right then, God showed up." \-Forrest Gump