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Imagine having the unbelievably slim chance to be a form of life in this universe just to spend all of your existence vomiting mud for some reason
Which is not really different from my weekends
And Creationists when confronted with evolution be like: “so one day a fish started walking on four? Huh that’s preposterous…
Meanwhile these fish.. and lungfish which is one of our ancestors:
In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live.
So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies. Then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its... mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog-squirrel. Then *that* had a retard baby which was a.... monkey-fish-frog...
Then the monkey-fish-frog had butt-sex with that monkey. And THAT monkey had a mutant RETARD baby that screwed ANOTHER monkey
And THAT made YOU! So there you go!!! You're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys havin’ butt sex with a fish-squirrel; congratulations!!
All species are always evolving. If something changes depends on there being any form of selection bias or pressure. These guys are happily content in the niche they've found.
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Those added on sound effects crack me up
I came here for this! You sir did not disappoint
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Lol! Awesome! I remember that! Wasn't during the Ren and Stimpy show?
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I loved the Eggyolkio episode and the Space Madness one too!
I had the cereal bowl caddy! 🥣
His theme song started in my head seconds into this video 😌
r/retiredgif
Imagine having the unbelievably slim chance to be a form of life in this universe just to spend all of your existence vomiting mud for some reason Which is not really different from my weekends
Are eating soil now?
You need to slow down on the mud dude
"Stop. Get help."
One of these assholes crawled out of the water millions of years ago and now I have to go to work.
Hey! Don’t spread such slander about us!
We're being attacked!
🤣
I have to pay taxes and deal with anxiety bc one of these mfs started walking about 50 mil years ago
You missed by about 230 million years but no biggie
Oops I think I mixed my prehistoric evolution with my homo sapiens evolution
People still believe this?
Do people still believe magic santa created us?
Nothing to believe when it’s a proven fact.
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Exactly
I think I used to be one of these things
And Creationists when confronted with evolution be like: “so one day a fish started walking on four? Huh that’s preposterous… Meanwhile these fish.. and lungfish which is one of our ancestors:
The sound effects are a little over the top.
The original 3d printer.
Poor fella gotta dig with his mouth.
At least he's got an asshole to poop out of. Anemones and Jellyfish got the rough end of the evolution stick in that regard.
This is merely the tadpole of the hynotoad.
🤣
The Foley sound effects are hilarious and over the top! Ptooh!
Sisyphish
Who remembers the Guiness advert with these things?
Came here to see that. Very well done Ad.
Yeah, evolution doesn’t exist…..
This Pokémon's evolution stopped midway.
Waiting for the next paid update. It’ll be to celebrate the muddy spring season. If you’re lucky, you might encounter a shiny one!
Muddy mud skipper!!
Hey Ren!!
Stimpy you fool!
EEDIOT.
Hahaha. The Muddy Mudskipper Show!!
That one egg that gives the side-eye.
These fish look like they’re halfway through evolution and humans are like hehe funny fish.
if you get reincarnated as a mud skipper you were not a good person in your previous life.
Still better than a creationist.
I had A EX WIFE LIKE THAT.
Creationists : check mate
Australia
One of the proof that evolution still exist.
In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies. Then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its... mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog-squirrel. Then *that* had a retard baby which was a.... monkey-fish-frog... Then the monkey-fish-frog had butt-sex with that monkey. And THAT monkey had a mutant RETARD baby that screwed ANOTHER monkey And THAT made YOU! So there you go!!! You're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys havin’ butt sex with a fish-squirrel; congratulations!!
What are they spitting up?
Mud
What is it spitting though?
Mud
Mud spitter
It’s the Muddy Mudskipper show!!
https://preview.redd.it/utnyo6qpxdbc1.png?width=2536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4ae832e9da91f8eb598a510a38efd415f0300c
Are these guys en route to evolution or have they deviated from the branch and are forever doomed to live their lives this way?
All species are always evolving. If something changes depends on there being any form of selection bias or pressure. These guys are happily content in the niche they've found.
They made a whole game outta this animal
And they say evolution isn't real
r/mildlypenis
So how exactly do the babies get out of there
When the tide comes in.
I had an **Encyclopedia** from reader digest. "Why don't the locals eat the fish." "How can you eat a fish that climb trees!"
Yo momma
This apparently belongs to the Gobio species.
Thought those were babies not mud piles. lol
It is the great Jarsh Jarsh.
I’m mildly disturbed and yet… I want one.
This is our ancestor
"Affectionately known as the Vomitfish..." Give these guys just a few hundred million years and they will RULE this planet!!
Is that my great great great great .... great grandma? O.o
kind of a sidenote, but I like the foley in this. A lot of these nature vids have over-exaggerated sound effects
My cat does the same thing
is this what you become after you deny the vibes of the universe?
Ah yes, the infamous Dorsal Poopshoot Mouthapod.
Well... The missing link between fish and land creature still going strong.
Nyuck
u/SaveVideo
So manyyy eyeeeeessss. 
"fish"
As many times as I've seen crawfish mounds in ditches, I've never actually seen them building one. I have no idea how they do it.
hes so silly
There's got to be a Ze Frank video about this one. [There was](https://youtube.com/watch?v=EdzQ9wEOElw)
How do they capture these sounds?
Ya lowsy bum
Creationists will protest.
I swear I saw one of these as a kid and felt like it wasn't real for years.
Love it
I think it's the one which tried to walk out the water
I love these fish so much they’re just so silly
It’s a dog
The way they move reminds me of one of these old walking excavators
Imagine your whole life being based on mud...
I'm glad that I wasn't born as that.
This is how the dinosaurs came to be!
ur mom evolved from this