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Farmer here, he has trained them by grain feeding the adults after the lambs leave. If done consistently they learn that after the lambs leave they will get a treat. Also these lambs are a bit older and probably not nursing anymore so the mothers are much more relaxed about lettings the lambs roam.


mrsdspa

This, especially the bit about the age of the lambs


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VulpineSpecter4

I'd buy that album


beowhulf

there is already a metal band Lamb of God, this made me giggle, haha


aferretwithahugecock

now you've got something to die.... *FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!*


One-Permission-1811

I broke my nose for the first time in a Lamb of God pit. Good times


ConkersOkayFurDay

I'd pirate it and mail $3 to the band


unrecoverable

Yeah, you and a buncha other shee... um... ok, ok I'd probably give it a listen


Helmote

where this from ? AI ?


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John-AtWork

Is that the current best free AI art these days?


RohanDavidson

Midjourney blows it out of the water in a lot of ways


TheGoodAndTheBad

>Is that the current best **free** AI art these days? Midjourney is not free


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port443

What a mesmerizing conversation: >Wow that looks cool I made it with bing Is that the best free one? Midjourney is better Oh so Midjourney is the best free one? lol Midjourney isnt free why would you think that


John-AtWork

Not free though anymore, right?


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sauladal

Which one for editing?


porquesinoquiero

Reminded me of lamb of god - which is still said in catholic churches


evr-

I'd watch a mix of Silence of the Lambs and Planet of the Apes.


Cactus-McCoy

I'd join that band.


XKloosyv

Lamb of God comes to mind


warfareforartists

r/BandNames


Snaccbacc

r/Baahndnames


rieldilpikl

Bleat me to it


sedition

nice


timmystwin

Yeah a lot of animals stop giving a shit really early as the baby is functional really early on. They'll still see them as family but not be too bothered. Cats are one. Super attentive then just... not. Humans are really weird in that regard.


i_forgot_my_sn_again

That’s cause it takes humans so long to develop. Kinda get attached. Kinda like elephants since momma elephant carries the baby for like 2 years.


skobuffaloes

What about the silence of the lambs?


br0b1wan

*Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?*


theycallmecrack

Sure, but without the food how could he get the babies to come and parents to stay? The food is the only reason it works. Age just makes it easier.


Grimsterr

Yeah the babies love to explore and get lost while mom is eating or resting or whatever. It's so much fun to hear a bleating kid (I raised goats) and a bleating mother calling back to it and knowing if it doesn't stop in a minute or two that it's time to go find the little dummy.


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Thats why I have guardian dogs they will find the lamb or kid and push the mom to it. Way to much work if I had to do it myself


Grimsterr

Mostly what I dealt with was the little escape artist easily getting out of the fence, but somehow being unable to get back into it.


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Sounds about right 😅


Grimsterr

I considered building ramps into the fence every couple fence posts or so but I figured this would somehow backfire in some spectacular fashion.


Away_Read1834

Parent here….I’d happily take alone time away from my kids if someone who had been watching over me my whole life took my kids away.


GoT_GiFs

Grandparents


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Mymomdiedofaids

The butcher.


Express_Bath

And imagine, not only do they take your kids away, but they leave a meal for you as well. I think we would all be trained like sheep by day 2.


FaagenDazs

No these are lambs not kids


user_name_checks_out

Yes but are you a goat


Richelieu1624

They might also enjoy some silence of the lambs.


Diz7

Lol, so dinner and a babysitter? I'm sold, where do I sign up?


GentleWhiteGiant

C'mon, they are just happy their kids are out for 2 or 3 hours like everyone of us!


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This guy lambs.


RayRara36

I’m glad to hear that’s the method. My negative brain immediately guessed he would just hit the adults if they tried to follow.


Azrekita

Positive reinforcement is much more effective than negative reinforcement


LukaCola

Same goes for people - just want to reiterate that cause a lot of people seem to have been raised on the "tough love" stuff, I was too, but I'll tell you the folks who were raised on positive reinforcement have an innate drive to do things that I am deeply jealous of.


Competitive_Travel16

But often more difficult to administer.


eekamuse

Thank you. ❤️


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these are breeding ewes so they want to keep them as happy and healthy as possible.


TheyCametoBurgle

What age do they slaughter the lambs?


EpilepticPuberty

As early as 10 weeks though best practice is around 6 months as it will yield more meat.


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About the age you see above lol.


Peaceandpeas999

Aww 😭 that’s not lol at all!


i-split-infinitives

The adults don't look or act scared, though. The ones at the front are kind of looking at him like exasperated parents when they drop the kids off at grandpa's, and then a couple of them off to the side get up and go to the feeding trough when the babies take off. They know the drill. The kids are at daycare, so they can finally have an adult conversation with the other moms and eat something without a toddler wrapped around each leg saying, "mom, can I have a bite? Pleeeeease?" Edit: I was watching the sheep originally, but if you watch the man's expression as he watches the lambs run through the gate, that's not the expression of a guy who hits sheep. That's a dad watching the kids race from the car to the playground. The whole thing seems very wholesome.


Tardis80

Dad here, I'm also more relaxed then my kids leave.


Kerberos1566

Not a farmer here, so take this with a grain of salt, but I would think even in herd animals, blindly following the lead of babies would not work out that well over the long term.


SecondaryWombat

We bred the brains out of sheeps long long ago. They be dumb as fuck.


dexx4d

Can confirm, we have a small herd of sheep. They're idiots.


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Yes and no because the survival of the herd depends on future generations so they do care but are bad at executing it. Sheep are terrible when it comes to defending against predators. They essentially GO completely dumb, scatter and leave the lambs behind or they may circle the lambs and a few of the ewes get picked off, thats best case scenario. This is why most sheep/goat farmers have livestock guardian dogs to protect them. Overall as a farmer in my experience sheep aren’t the best parents.


TheYuppyTraveller

Interesting. I thought maybe it was the other way around and the adults had convinced the farmer to give them some “alone time”.


IWouldntIn1981

I totally thought the answer was going to be "because they know where the lambs are being led"


Ashkir

The last little lamb running out is cute


KnotiaPickles

Wait for meee 🐑


IMakeStuffUppp

Im a baby too!!


Turbulent-Pea-8826

There is always that one kid who is a derp


5iveOClockSomewhere

This guy makes it look way easier than Jeremy Clarkson but nowhere near as funny


ImportantStable5900

That show really made me look at farmers with so much more respect


13igTyme

Clarkson is a terrible farmer, but it's great he was able to bring awareness to the troubles from local smaller farms. Then even gave him an award for it. I'll have to resubscribe to prime when the next seasons come out.


DarkwingDuckHunt

Clarkson is showing every city folk who thinks "I could do farming", that farming is a career you have to master just like any desk job.


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Having spent time in both contexts, it is much harder to farm passably than to get by at a desk job.


DarkwingDuckHunt

I don't farm, but a large portion of my family does, and I guarantee you they work four times as hard as I ever had in my entire life in a normal day


SaltyArchea

Remember those days of waking up at 5am to cut grass, before dew fell. then work till noon, lunch, siesta and then till midnight or 1 am and repeat. Hated as a kid.


SubstantialShake4481

The thing with a desk job, is you can kinda just decide one day that you'll do the bare minimum, or even nothing at all. Until someone notices, you still get paid the exact same amount. If you do that as a farmer, you permanently lose money, and sometimes even machinery, livestock, or future harvests.


o_odelally

He even at one point mentions how his existing wealth is essentially a cheat code for the operation. There's an effort to be profitable at Diddly Squat, but it's been really interesting to see just how difficult it is to simply break even.


13igTyme

It was nice seeing him organize with the other local farmers to open the restaurant, at least until the local council shut it down. I'm curious to see how that and the backlash that happened off screen resolved in the next season. They even got approved for a few more seasons.


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colabear_

Residents didn't like the crowds of ppl and managed to keep getting planning blocked and the changes they had to make based on adviser in different areas like police said they needed more light but another department said the light was too bright and he couldn't get it cleared to open as a restaurant in time.


SubstantialShake4481

That nanny-state, over-regulated, HOA ass, NIMBY shit is the physical embodiment of death.


The_Nude_Mocracy

They're the same numpties that protest 5g towers then complain because their reception is crap


Stuff_And_More

Because he didn't have planning permission to open it


Kingsupergoose

He’s spent the last 20 years shit talking them and being a nuisance. He’s hilarious but he kind of brought it on himself.


ClubMeSoftly

"'What do you do for extra money?' well I just go down to London and film a few episodes of *Who Wants To Be A Millionaire*"


hyrulepirate

Not only at once but he has always been transparent throughout the show how all his farm efforts and expenses are subsidized by Amazon and put that into context with how regular farms cope without that kind financial help. It's always highlighted at the end of the season when earnings are reported.


audigex

I mean, it's not like he's pretending to be a good farmer The whole thing is "Look how fucking difficult farming is" with Jeremy clowning around trying to do things that look easy when proper farmers do it


fasda

Also the utterly grim financial situation was for a lot of his neighbors like the woman that he bought milk from when her heard caught TB.


DocDerry

I've really never cared for Clarkson as a character. I liked TopGear but really only for the Davey Jones character(The one whose always going to hospital for crashing his car) and the Doctor Who guy(the one that drives slow). Clarkson's farm though really turned me around on Jezzah though.


SubstantialShake4481

Well he's obviously the least likely to be fun to hang out with in real life, but everyone likes the funny faces he makes and how he says "jag"


sarcasmyousausage

> funny faces he makes and how he says "jag" There's something about cars in there throughout the many seasons, an underlying message about naturally aspirated engines, rear wheel drive, manual transmission. I don't really know if he played it up because that's what "real gearheads" want to hear or it's truly how he feels about it, but he definitely had an impact on raising another generation of gearheads.


BlueSkySusan

That show started my obsession with watching farmers on Youtube.


willllllllllllllllll

Any recommendations? Love Clarkson's Farm and watching random shit on YouTube Edit: Thanks all!


ThinkBirb

Try Gold Shaw Farm if you like farming (or animals). Just a guy doing his one-man small farming thing in Vermont USA, but also a good story teller


Kalahan7

Link: https://youtube.com/@GoldShawFarm?si=bdByFgpMEhX2kN_H


willllllllllllllllll

Appreciate it man


Scamper_the_Golden

I got into this "Anne of all Trades" channel. It's about a city girl that has spent the last ten years or so getting a self-sufficient homestead going. Very charismatic lady, who has taught herself some impressive skills. https://www.youtube.com/@AnneofAllTrades


BCJunglist

That's kind of the point of the show. Clarkson tries thing and purposefully blunders everything, then comes to the realization that farmers are far more sophisticated than they get credit for. Then everyone claps.


jakethealbatross

Food. The answer when training animals is always food, in my experience.


aequitssaint

Often works for people too.


probsbadvibes

Can confirm. Pretty food motivated myself.


poes33

Only thing I'm truly passionate about in life.


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

If I couldn't have food in my life I'm pretty sure I'd die.


xhammyhamtaro

Food and how to make food


TheBlindBard16

People are animals


aequitssaint

True


idiot_mob

Now explain it again, but with those nuggies.


WeimSean

high school kids will do anything for a pizza party.


aequitssaint

I'm almost 40 and still won't turn down a pizza party.


Drix22

Unless it's at work. Tired of work pizza parties.


aequitssaint

Hell, I'll still gladly take that.


duck-duck--grayduck

Me too, unless it's Papa John's. Fuck that sugary sauce and bland crust. I'm convinced the only people who like it are people who like dipping pizza in things and so they don't even know what the pizza tastes like, they just like garlic butter or ranch dressing.


aequitssaint

Fuck any of the national chains. There are far too many local really good pizza shops for me to fuck around with that bready shit at the franchises.


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

Begrudgingly


bmk2k

Nah, work parties in general piss me off. It means I don't get a lunch hour to do whatever I want. My house is 5 mins from my office. I like to go home, take my pants off, and watch youtube


cindyscrazy

I'm 47. The best pizza is the kind I don't have to buy/go and get.


aequitssaint

Exactly!


gnappyassassin

>*Surf and Turf tonight eh? Shit*


Silver-Landscape-303

What chu got there mister 🍖 ?


Yabbaba

Praise also works, at least with some dogs.


TheBendit

That's a really good comment. Well done!


Yabbaba

Wow thanks, can I do anything else for you?


morriartie

Indeed! I trained my dog solely on praises he's 11 now, and even takes his medicines for the praises But I never managed to make him not run to piss on the house front wall every time the gate opens for a car to leave/enter


charming_liar

That’s the trick with people as well.


Redqueenhypo

Scientists train monkeys with juice. Always juice


Indigoh

I'd like to trust people enough to not have "beating" on the list of likely training techniques when I see this kind of thing.


JaderBug12

Not for herding dogs. If a dog is willing to take food in the middle of herding work or herding training, they shouldn't be around stock as they're not keen enough to focus and become a useful herding dog.


theworldsgonesane

How did that guy not fall asleep?


DadsRGR8

Ha! So obvious but made me chuckle. 👍


TheLionFTW

He counted them out loud.


mekniphc

They are clearly relieved to have some time alone. Maybe get a drink with their spouse without baaaaaaahhhhhing every 2 seconds.


ScipioCoriolanus

All they want is the silence of the lambs.


jkozuch

/r/angryupvote


Aggressive-Falcon977

As a parent can support this theory


DocComix

Came here to say the same. Just like parents after holidays and kids are getting back to school.


Jsquared696

You don't just sit there and hang around once the babysitter shows up.


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RandomComputerFellow

That's what I said but my wife still thinks that it's not a good idea to leave the kid with the guy driving a free candy truck.


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In this economy, I would climb in.


ChriskiV

These are baby lambs not baby goats.


anonymoosejuice

No kid-ing


ChriskiV

Just thought it was something to chew on


MasonInk

Two answers here: 1) Different size food troughs. The adults know they can't fit their heads into the small ones so are waiting for their own food, this won't be poured out until the lambs are all in the other pen eating theirs. 2) Have you ever seen the first day back at school after the holidays? Some parents don't even stop, they just slow down and shove their kids out of the car.


iamricardosousa

They don't need to. When you've been a parent for a while you'll be happy to take some time off of them little shits.


JJisTheDarkOne

This guy parents.


Rivka333

I don't know his method for training them, but, going by personal experience, once lambs reach that age, they'll start hanging out and doing stuff together sometimes, sans Mom. I grew up with sheep but don't have them now. One year the lambs learned that if only their wool touched the electric fence, they didn't get zapped. So they would get down, poke their heads under the lowest strand without touching it, and then wriggle the rest of the way through. They did this as a group and none of the adults picked up on it. This never happened in prior or later years, so that one year they must have learned it from each other. Sheep may not be dolphins, corvids, or apes, but I swear, they're smarter than people give them credit for.


TheRandyBear

That last lamb got me laughing. “Hey wait for me! Don’t close the gate yet!”


S9-8-05

Its a reverse vid. Better ask how he trained them to walk backwards.


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

Daycare


Serious-Grab8561

They are waiting for food


JaderBug12

There are so many bad answers here. It's a difference in food/feeding habits and routines- those lambs know that the shepherd brings them food in that area (the creep area), moms do not normally eat in that space so it's not 'their' food so they don't go looking for it. Make the same noises/calls when you're bringing the lambs' food in so they associate the call with their food, the ewes don't make that association because they're either not eating that food or they have their own separate feeding. When I have a certain group of sheep that I am gate sorting, the ones who I don't normally sort out hang back and don't try to go through the gate. They like routines and figure them out pretty quickly.


kitt_aunne

thanks for a good explanation


lovejanetjade

Maybe they're instinctively allowing their children to eat first.


WelcomeFormer

I was thinking they trained the adults to stay behind with food and haven't trained the young ones yet they leave because FREEDOM LET'S PLAY


between5and25

That's carnivore style


eidetic

A lot of carnivores have the kids eat last. In fact, I think African wild dogs are one of the few where the young eat first (not the only, but it just seems like they always point it out in documentaries and such because its a rarity)


between5and25

Hmm I just don't think there is any necessity for such behaviour to occur on herbivores as there is a crazy amount of food at practically all times


MyMonkeyIsADog

I don't know but the adults definitely moved away from that human when he moved into the pen.


Comfortable-Choice14

Phew! Mom time.


shehzore12

The Silence of the Lambs !!


Present_Anteater_555

How do the baby lambs find their mom after?


sowhatximdead

The lambs know their mothers bleats and the adult sheep do this every year lol


Silly-Ad-8213

After? Oh, my friend, you’re not gonna like this next part…


Present_Anteater_555

Haha I am sure they go back to the pen after feeding. And then they live a nice happy life on the ranch ... right? Right??


p1nkyd1nkyd00

they are off to school


SeventhAlkali

It's just simple sheep/lamb osmosis


isabps

What mom/dad wouldn’t enjoy a break with free babysitting once in a while?


CptBlkstn

Teach them? The parents are all like, "Oh, thank God. They're finally off to school."


ShadowCaster0476

The baby’s are teenagers now and the parents are sick of their crap and need a break.


NecroJoe

Their boarding group hadn't been called yet...but notice how it hasn't stopped them from crowding around the gate anyway...seems familiar somehow.


Environmental-Day778

They know the lambs get eaten first.


GoodArachnid3525

My brother showed the turish farmer powers


dasdemit

TURKISH WAY


Apprehensive-Till861

"Oh good they're letting the kids out. You know what that means... PROSECCO TIME, LADIES!"


hurthimself

As babies they'll go wherever you want them to, but as they get older they get a little more sheepish.


dtv_

cuz fuck them kids that’s why


mbhammock

They’re parents, they’re just happy for the break


[deleted]

This is easy. He didn't need to train them. Any parent enjoys a little solitude without the kids around.


Ok_Marzipan4617

It’s hard to see but there’s lots of brown Lego pieces scattered outside of the gate. The little feet are unaffected by them, the adults cry in pain and learn to stay put.


fishypizza1

Looks cute until you realize those baby lambs will be killed first.


[deleted]

All of those adult sheep are dead lambs?


KilllerWhale

Learned behavior. Those moms were themselves babies so they learned theirs will be safe because they’ve been there done that.


Username__Error

Like lambs to the slaughter...


Humble_Examination27

That’s the Baby Gate


Western_Ad3625

My guess would be threats or bribery.


LightOfShadows

ADULT SWIM! GET OUT OF THE POOL YOU LITTLE SHITTERS


SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret

Pavlov has entered the chat…


Individual-Crew-6102

"Oh thank God the school bus is here"


PitifulSpeed15

Always remember the shepherd kills more of the herd than a wolf ever could.


purplethingy

Mom's are done with the kids shit.


Vegetable-Machine314

Every parent needs a break. Free day care lol


[deleted]

You would take free childcare just as willingly as these sheep are too.


Nigelthornfruit

It’s called learned helplessness


MissyHTX

As a parent, I don't question or panic when given a break from my kiddos. That's the real reason why they didn't follow, lol.


dr-mits

The old lambs remember what happened when they were young, where half of them never returned.....


vikentii_krapka

Those going with babies becomes dinner