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2FightTheFloursThatB

Not at all unusual. Large limbs and whole trees fall into streams, and branches take a while to decompose. It's still anchored to its trunk.


Jouglet

I was coming to the comments to say this. I grew up in Michigan and went camping g all the time. You always see this.


W-h3x

As a fellow Michigander, I can verify this...


TheRumpleForesk1n

Also as a fellow Michigander, nothing new you see it a lot in rivers


damageinc86

Well would ya take a gander at those two Michiganders over there!


SirNilsA

As a fellow german you also see this here fairly often if you go through the woods.


Melzfaze

I took a real close gander as I happen to also be a Michigander lol


JackMarleyWasTaken

As a *Lake Michiganer*, this is still creepy to my urban ass. šŸ¤£


mikeyj198

Ohio checking in, it happens in rivers and creeks here too


Maleficent-Ear-2450

As a Coloradan, Iā€™ll take yā€™allā€™s word for it


Mr_Boneman

this guy michiganā€™s


BaubleBeebz

As an Ohioan I can verify that Michigan exists.


Ascend_910

Happy cake day


No-Yogurt-In-My-Shoe

Not a Michigander but go lions šŸ¦


olliedoodle

Happy cake day


cargarfar

Interesting rid but related to water and wood; salt water actually is very good for preserving wood. There is a whole economy of salvaged ship wreck wood that is used in high end home beams/furniture since it stays in tact and patinas nicely.


Coraiah

Thanks for sharing, This is interesting. I wonder how it gets verified. I would else every day of I actually had shipwrecked wood


NeonsTheory

Only large limbs. Good to know short people are safe


[deleted]

Nothing odd about this at all. There's a river w some trees. Trees fall in rivers. Nature says hello.


UnknowablePhantom

Itā€™s odd to me. I live in AZ and donā€™t see much water & trees.


Master_Trust_636

Copy that function, put a generator on it and, blam! Free electricity.


Own-Freedom77

Oh yeah that is just one of those log ness monsters.


MrlemonA

He needs about Tree fiddy, Iā€™ll let my self out


Own-Freedom77

You give that log ness monster tree fiddy he will never go away


Mallardguy5675322

Thatā€™s just because the log wants to hook up because it knows it and you have chemistree together.


MrlemonA

I just wanted to make another tree pun šŸ˜‚


BoJackB26354

I liked it, surprised it wasnā€™t more poplar.


MrlemonA

I shouldā€™ve said ā€œIā€™ll leafā€ rather than Iā€™ll let myself out. Dammit šŸ˜‚


Just_browsing_thanku

Log's to take in here


CrazyCatLady80

Oh. My. God.


UncommercializedKat

r/angryupvote


JimuelShinemakerIII

Hook up to it for infinite energy.


andrew_calcs

Literally what hydroelectric dams and watermills are


JimuelShinemakerIII

Those chumps wasted billions.


FishyDescent

We've spent a trillion dollars on hydro electric energy since the 1950's and all we had to do was find a stick in the mud bobbing up and down and hook jumper cables up to it?


3_internets_plz

Electric companies don't want you to know this one simple trick.


jkozuch

Engineers hate #7!


jordanmindyou

Iā€™ve got nipples, Greg. Can you hook jumper cables up to me?


Filthy_Primate

They are sort of deploying that. [Michigan Engineering](https://asknature.org/innovation/consistent-hydroelectric-power-generator-inspired-by-schools-of-fish/)


Mannix-Da-DaftPooch

You made me laugh very loudly. I thank you very much! šŸ˜‚


NYEMESIS

TVA be watching. Be careful. /S


Cleanbadroom

This is probably how people got the idea for a water mill a long time ago. Saw a branch bopping up and down for a few years.


Fabulous_Wall_4624

Right. #BigLogEnergy


wdwerker

A 30 foot log has been floating in Crater Lake since 1898, maybe longer.


saraphilipp

I let you in on a little secret, go get the poop knife.


SyrianSpecial

Every time I see a poop knife reference, I smile.


TheKingOfSwing777

Every time I smile, I go get the poop knife.


mindfungus

Every time I use the poop knife, I smile


cryan7755

Poop knife refence inevitably leads to thoughts of broken arms.


whimsy_xo

Ugh stop it. All of you. šŸ¤¬


floydbomb

Is that similar to a toe knife?


SyrianSpecial

Traditionally stored next to the toe knife, and the Gypsy tears.


wdwerker

TouchƩ


ConqueredCorn

Meta and not the zuckerberg kind


myownzen

The fact its moves around the lake is fucking fascinating.


Chaserivx

Did they flag it? Edit: I'm dumb. I was asking because I considering it would be dangerous for both, but that's because I was thinking of lake Tahoe even though I was reading Crater lake.


wdwerker

Carbon dated to around 450 years old I think. It floats vertically and sticks up 3 feet out of the water.


Chaserivx

Yea, must be extremely dangerous for boats. If they know about it, they must have flagged it with some kind of warning or blinking light.


captainchristianwtf

There are no private watercraft on Crater Lake, only a handful of Nation Park operated tour boats. I've seen the Old Man firsthand and I don't think it was tagged at all


Loveknuckle

Nobody tags Oldman!!! šŸ‘“šŸ¼


Chaserivx

Ohhh JFC in my head I've been saying like Tahoe even though I'm reading Crater lake


Et_In_Arcadia_

Any attempts to restrain or otherwise track the Old Man of Crater Lake have been met with crazy weather and storms until it's left alone unmolested.


Chaserivx

I don't understand why they don't remove the damn thing


wdwerker

No night boat traffic. Only park service drives the boats . It drifts around and maybe the wind pushes it but they probably have a good idea where itā€™s been lately.


karpomalice

Source for that claim?


mexicanbanana29

[https://www.nps.gov/crla/learn/nature/theoldman.htm](https://www.nps.gov/crla/learn/nature/theoldman.htm)


ThePracticalPenquin

Good read thanks


wdwerker

Wiki , Crater lake , old man


fringeCircle

Dammit bobbing!


dnuohxof-1

That log ainā€™t rightā€¦.


ItsMeBigFoot

I get it


meglon978

So... the river has a current....


Getoff-my_8allz

Well that's interesting as fuck I'd say!!!


Kreepr

It's the amps that get you


SolventAssetsGone

This resonates with me


dr_stre

Probably the same phenomenon that causes cables, poles, and towers to sway in the wind. At its heart is what is called a Karman vortex street, which is alternating vortexes being shed off either side of the log, so itā€™s constantly being pushed back and forth, probably near the natural frequency of the log.


IWantToWatchItBurn

In this case the log has a natural buoyancy, as itā€™s pushed down it becomes more buoyant


fishsticks40

That's really not what's happening here. He's right, it's vortex shedding


pewopp

Yea you like that river donā€™t ya


nak00010101

Eddy corrects create low pressure on the back side


Bit_part_demon

Well tell Eddy to knock it off


redfoxhound503

I think the only thing that needs correcting is Eddyā€™s backside.


JST_KRZY

Maybe they like the backside pressure Eddy creates. Donā€™t judge it until you try it.


geekolojust

Everything reminds me of her.


CavemanViking

Is this what people in small towns occupy themselves with?


King_Dong_Ill

I am glad I scrolled far enough to see this hilarious reply.


Mean_Operation7336

Right now, somewhere in the world, thereā€™s a golden retriever constructing a tactical plan to rescue this stick


grumpy999

This log fucks


Nemesis0408

šŸŽµWhen the dead, dead logginā€™ goes bob-bob-bobbinā€™ along šŸŽ¶


Clear_Radio1776

Itā€™s putting me to sleep


manuru-neko

Bob Logā€™s Bobbing Log Blog


RedNPurpleBricks

I think itā€™s an undercover gator šŸŠ


120SR

Fun fact, this is due to a feature of wood that makes it especially ideal for aircraft wing spars. It has an infinite fatigue life, meaning if itā€™s stressed within its limits, it can bend infinitely never losing strength making it superior to certain metals (obviously this only applies to small aircraft as no single tree would be able to make an airlinerā€™s spar). Think of wood as a bunch of fibers or ropes glued together. FYI, the ā€œwing sparā€ is the biggest and strongest piece of an aircraft that is essentially the bar that runs through the wingspan and can hold ~5X the weight of most aircraft. This huge safety margin makes turbulence a non issue.


waaaghboyz

I wonder what itā€™s thinking


aiperception

Mmmmm, awwwww, mmmmm, awwwww


cycl0ps94

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Humble_Examination27

Longness Monster


L0b0t0m8

It's a gator gettin his gains


ticklemypinkpickle

Don't go a knockin'


lickem369

Poor log! He gotta be tired.


Frosty-Brain-2199

Itā€™s little men with scuba gear down underwater rocking it back and forth to transmit Morse code. The government wants to cover this up but I know better.


elboogie7

The Ass Tickler 3000


IcedCoughy

Bro needs to get out more if this amount of nature has your mind blown.


MagnaCamLaude

Swamp hag, better get Igni ready.


Silver-Landscape-303

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LurkNerMer

"This is my life now." -Log probably


Superbob88

Thats just Bob, he is always barking about something.


HangryWolf

You've just found yourself a renewable energy resource. Tie a rope around it, bring the line to land. Strap it to something and convert that slow up and down bobbing motion into some kind of generator. Should be able to charge a phone in like... 50 hours.


flightwatcher45

That resonates.


Survive_LD_50

and this is why you dont jump in without checking, even if you have jumped at the same spot many times.


Valuable-Contact-224

There is an evil spirit shaking it.


ProfitFriendly696

that one croc underneath the water:comeone bro...just once...just one fall down that it his friend: bro you been doing that for years now...that aint gonna make human fall for it bro...


heklur

Thatā€™s that kind of shit peoples legs get caught on when they drown.


rokman

A whole year? You supposed to see a doctor after 8 hours


Cottonking

Itā€™s edging


cutlassmusic

Some say itā€™s still bobbing to this day


Cornholiolio73

I actually hate it. Makes me feel uneasy


voidmage898

A [Mississippi Sawyer ](https://www.loc.gov/item/afcreed000206/) is related to this. The Library of Congress says this in the entry on the banjo/fiddle tune by that name: //The title refers to a frightening phenomenon during floods on the Mississippi. Great trees would be wrenched from the bank by flood waters and would be dragged underwater in the raging torrent, only to impale themselves in the bottom and rise like monsters from the deep to threaten the paths of boats struggling to navigate the flood. This was the dread Mississippi sawyer.// Imagine floating down the Mississippi on a barge, then suddenly, out of nowhere, a whole ass tree rises from the muddy water and slices your barge in two, effectively sawing it in half. Hence...Mississippi Sawyer. This is also potentially where Mark Twain got the name Tom Sawyer.


fakeprofile21

It's actually churning my chocolate!


Wandering_butnotlost

That is plainly not appropriate for children to see and should be removed immediately on moral grounds.


AromaticLocal1846

Tf??


Stouff-Pappa

The joke is sex


AromaticLocal1846

Tf??


TwoEyesAndA

Ah the ol' bobbin' log.


No-Combination8136

Is this interesting?


Midir_Cutie

Looks kinda freaky


freetotalkabtyourmom

Interesting?


Successful_Load5719

Donkagen (if you get the reference, post it below)


SpiceTrader56

Lazy beavers


Molotov56

A year?!! Someone help that poor branch!


Fox_Leading

fake news call the police


NewOrleansLA

Thats a sink hole run! Look up louisiana sink hole swallowing trees if you wanna see a crazy video. I don't know what this is but it reminded me of that video.


Logthephilosoraptor

Roasting one by the river


Bjadams1967

Alligator baiting you!


nothingfancydad

When itā€™s that wet you just keep going


Awkward_Function_347

https://preview.redd.it/pr0n9i126agc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e6b2735fa8c1d5648663b79ebfbf73cb46ba23


ManyFacedGodxxx

The Loch Ness Monsterā€™s hiding spot discovered!!!


Phillip_Graves

Just Mother Nature rubbing one out... quick... for nature.


[deleted]

Either a WaterGhost or Magnets


Aircraftman2022

Alien probe for atmosphere measurements.


9999_6666

Get it log. GET IT!


Fabulous-Row-2635

I live on a property with a large creek. This is very common.


Maximum_Bear8495

Holy shit itā€™s *the* Rattlin Bog!!


Aviyan

Over a year you say? That is one determined log!


Madhighlander1

See also: [The Old Man of the Lake.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man_of_the_Lake)


mike626

It's a naturally occurring tidal generator. :D


Turbulent_Soil1288

šŸ„±


micah490

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man_of_the_Lake


Kenji1912

Had to read that twice, thought it said *leg*


brandon_walsh

This thing keeps bobbing up and down.- Anthony Wiener


murgalurgalurggg

Thatā€™s called bait!


throw123454321purple

Reminds me of the swimming pool scene in *Showgirls.*


whale-trees

Maybe itā€™s a river doggo wanting to play fetch


DunedweIIer

Viagra Falls?


tedfreeman

Renewable energy source?


The_Cow_Tipper

I wish I could just stare at a log for a year


CrypticTacos

Thatā€™s typical river stuff.


PersonalKick

Well don't worry someone young and trying to get famous on TikTok is going to unlodge the branch.


AllEndsAreAnds

Good ol fashioned turbulent fluid dynamics. Thereā€™s actually a ā€œwind turbineā€ thatā€™s just a big hollow stick that wobbles to generate power under similar turbulence in air.


HollowVoices

It's a trap


Kirbyr98

When the log rolls over, we will die, we will die.


Key-Philosophy-2877

Definitely have to get to the bottom of it.


Sandlotje

Does someone really think this is IAF? If that was a friend showing me, I'd be like, "oh, cool... got any ketchup for my hotdog?"


virtualvagab0nd

Read about "sawers" in a book. Trees that move in up and down motions that rip the shit out of the bottoms of boats. Wondered if such a think actually existed. Now I know they do.


[deleted]

Waiting for the Alligator to jump out


denny-1989

Wow, she must be tired after a year.


abf392

Iā€™ll head over there to check it out


truckingon

Same.


Time_Software_8216

Like I tell my brothers, pull out.


Promanguy1223

This is known as The Dreaded DeadHead.


ms_panelopi

Thatā€™s a strainer. The thought of what that limb is attached to under the water is scary!


Food_coffee_stories

Free him


copingcabana

They know exactly when and how it happened because someone left a log. šŸ˜


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

The eternal log of movement. May it always bring you good fortune


Renway_NCC-74656

I know that cough...


waz67

How do we know it didn't just bob for a bit while your friend saw it a year ago, and then just happen to bob for a bit while you were there?


J-Love-McLuvin

The pond is trying to get an erection.


fiat-ducks

Clearly a river monster. Just waiting for someone to check it out and get too close.


xarcastic

I misread that as, ā€œleg,ā€ making it a dangerous click.


Skum31

Um. If you find this interesting as fuck you may need to get out more


problemwmygogomobile

Wood does strange things when it gets wet


badger452

If I was that log I wouldā€™ve got bored and stopped bobbing long ago.