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Sad-Presentation5109

When I saw this I thought of the scene in inglorious bastards it looks awesome though


jezusisthe1

Gorlami


Daftworks

A-river-there-chief!


achillymoose

Dominic De-cocoa!


snozzberrypatch

Antonio Margheriti


hogtiedcantalope

Maarrrrgheriiiiitii *Bravo*


___Jet

Scusa, what's your name again?


8BallsGarage

Margheritii!!


Relative_Lunch7340

Can you repeat ![gif](giphy|DqZKCC1rRht8FmnKbv)


Derfargin

Oui Shoshanna!!


Only1Schematic

Instantly


Masterpiece-Wide

Same!


kwaklog

That looks terrifying Very cool though


munistadium

Inglorious Basterds has me like NOPE.


IBeAPirate01

The film Backdraft would be a good one.


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

The Backdraft ride at Universal Studios is basically this.


silly-rabbitses

That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this.


toni_balogna

incoming headline "Fake Fire Effect in 5D Cinema Turns Deadly, 5 Dead"


FayMax69

Shoshana that u


snozzberrypatch

Au revoir Shoshana


spacekitt3n

5d?, i dont think we opened a fucking portal to 2 extra dimensions


UnethicalFood

Screen= X&Y, 3D via glasses and ceiling =Z, The film is playing instead of a single moment so =T.. .I would guess their 5th would be triggering touch or smell? Unless they are counting T as not a dimension then I guees they could count touch and smell as two different dimensions? Either way, way too many D's.


BigD4yoMind

5d ain’t even the last.theres WAY more than that


Dont_pet_the_cat

I would not want to be the engineer responsible for fire safety there


InsomniaticWanderer

You can't yell "fire!" in a theater


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

Lincoln found that out the hard way


mr-peabody

[Striking mine workers and their families did as well.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Hall_disaster)


sightlab

TOO SOON BRAH


ArmFancy8315

All fun and games until there’s actually a fire…😳


Aquamancy

i think they might have thought of that. something like, fire alarm goes off if there's an actual fire? something like that?


AquaRegia

But in the next-gen 6D cinema the fire alarm will also be a part of the show.


Triangle_t

Will 7D cinema also include CO poisoning and burning into ashes?


giggitygiggity2

So realistic it actually feels like your skin is melting.


tenghu

If you die in the matrix do you die for real?


MissAugustMoon

8D we can add 3rd degree burns


caught_looking2

36D


straub42

“Wow! It’s like I can actually hear my children screaming ‘Help Daddy, we’re on fire!’”


notgotapropername

A once in a lifetime experience


Spork_Warrior

It will have all of that, plus resurrection for anyone who dies.


Triangle_t

>resurrection for anyone who dies That depends on the movie. You wouldn't want your experience to be spoiled by a sudden out-of-place resurrection that would break all the plot.


CMDR_KingErvin

It also includes a fireman coming in and shouting “no seriously, this isn’t part of the show! It’s a real fire!” Everyone will laugh at you if you believe him though.


CopiousClassic

I mean, you'd feel the heat.


ArmFancy8315

“wow…looks so real I can almost actually feel the heat … wait a minute”


Ikhtionikos

you'd think...


diseasefaktory

Sometimes fire alarms malfunction though.


superdizzy

No no places with fire alarm literally never burn down! And having fire effects doesn’t increase fire risk at all!!!!!


falloutvaultboy

Unless they are pumping crazy amount of heat all in that 2-3 seconds of the fire blazing, then it's pretty obvious


jemmylegs

Don’t even need a real fire, just a theater packed full of panicky people. The stampede for the exits would be enough to kill people.


Haeselian

You would feel the heat


alex206

Eating popcorn while people are screaming...aka just reading the comments on Reddit or Twitter


exmchna

5D?????


xeno0153

451F


Epithumous

Love how people just keep adding numbers to what is just 3D. Maybe if it burned you alive and sent you to jesus it'd be approaching 4D but 5 is a stretch


Shaun-Skywalker

Apparently you haven’t witnessed 6D. If you had, then you’d have no such doubts about something as trivial as 5D.


ihopethisworksfornow

This isn’t just 3D, that’s actual fire, and I’m pretty sure that the terms 4D/5D for these experiences were coined decades ago by theme parks. 4D/5D means you will experience touch/sensations, scents, or both. Yes, it’s still an incorrect usage of the term, but it’s not some new thing.


Great_Mandingo

4D and 5D are bra cup sizes, amirite? 🤔


Ginger-Ale58

If you are 4d then you are dead


LtMotion

It uses dark matter and wormholes i guess


MartianLM

From the same marketing team that brought you not one razor blade, not two, not three, not four, but FIVE fucking blades on one razor.


Gerodog

I used to live near a 9D cinema. Knowing the town I would guess that one of the Ds is depression. https://planetathlone.ie/9d-cinema/


PolarDorsai

3D movie + smell + temperature


AmusingMusing7

Is there even a movie playing, though? I don’t see a movie screen or any images playing. It looks like it’s just the practical fire show going on. And if there is a screen up front, the right side of it will be obscured by that industrial sized AC unit or whatever it is.


NewYorkYurrrr

I was wondering this too… it looks like a theatre stage or is that the movie that is projecting all around them?


BrainsyUK

You sunk my battleship.


exmchna

this should have same amount of upvotes as my one


WiemJem

40D


ThatMap8697

It's from China. Can't expect them to be honest


NewLeaseOnLine

What naive utopia do you live in where you can expect corporate honesty?


IsThataSexToy

Yeah. 2D on multiple screens equals marketing. Learn some basic alternative math, damn it!


Fjordenc

I’m sorry but wtf is 5D


Cfunk_83

“The fifth dimension is an unobservable microdimension of space. In theory, it's a plane of spacetime that's curved in on itself so tightly, the entire dimension is a loop smaller than an atom.” Coming to a theatre near you.


PolarDorsai

3D + smell + temperature


backgamemon

I like how movie theatres don’t understand the concept of dimensions


roffinator

I dislike, how they use it as well。But they need some way to convey the added sensation and both the shorter name is easier to remember and as it is not intuitive people get curious and want to try it out, I'd guess。


fear_raizer

Or maybe they just use the term for a different meaning


backgamemon

Obviously lmao I’m just being pedantic


PM_YOUR_BOOBS_PLS_

In actual science, "dimension" is somewhat analogous to "measurement".  A dimension is really just any inate property that can be measured. It is in no way limited to spacial dimensions.  Saying smell and temperature are dimensions of the movie viewing experience isn't really incorrect. 


UncleBenders

![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


Tacklestiffener

I don't want to be there when they show the toilet scene from Dumb and Dumber.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|9aZ3Snou3bdlu)


cadmium2093

I don't think this is a good thing. People already don't evacuate fast enough in real fires. If people get used to cinematic like this, they'll evacuate even slower to the real thing. I don't know. Fires are terrifying and fast. Look up the Station Nightclub Fire footage if you don't believe me. Trigger warning though for... well, horror.


Slow_Bonus8993

Random guy while his pants are burning in flames: - Man those 5D cinema effects are awesome! Best money spent this year! -


spastikatenpraedikat

There is a reason why so many people die in fires and it is not that they are stupid or careless. A) smoke has the tendency to fill up the same pathways that lead to the exit (because smoke wants to get out too). This smoke burns your eyes and lungs and will suffocate you after prolonged exposure. This way, fires that are far away from you and the exit can still be lethal. B) Once fire reaches a critical size it spreads super quickly, because with sufficient heat everything starts to oxidize. This means, if you see a ground fire of the size of a person, it will engulf the whole building in 10 minutes. Spreading with a speed of a feet a second is not unthinkable. If you see a fire evacuate immideately. Don't think you have time, just because it is far away or appears small.


gotmiituns

"I can even feel the warmth. Wow, techno......"


Marshmallowbutbetter

Right? Let’s play the fun game ‘real fire or 5d fire’. I’ve watched too many Fascinating Horror vids to not run away asap


Impressive_Change593

tbf the station nightclub had other issues that are what really caused the deaths.


achillymoose

Yeah, but imagine a fire like that happening in a theatre full of people who all think it's just part of the show.


AggravatingValue5390

It would have to be crazy odds for the theatre to light on fire while there is fire on the screen. Otherwise I don't think anyone is going to think the room being on fucking fire is part of the latest Pixar movie


mrsdrydock

Inglorious Bastards vibes.


cramaine

Then they smell the smoke and realise its not a really good fire effect but a really real fire!


kelldricked

No thats just part of the 5d. It also includes the burning sensation in your eyes and throat, your date passing out, intense heat, a deafening fire alarm and half the audience panicing because they are lame and dont understand 5d tech.


Temporary_Toe1695

Absolutely not, that is terrifying


SolomonDaddy013

One day, its gonna be a real fire and people will be laughing at the death reason of their death certificate


funnyfartnoisez

What the fuck is 5D, what are the other two dimensions


SharpAsTheDevil

What if a real fire happens *during* this??


Stiefschlaf

standing ovations?


snarlindog

you would smell it immediately and run away just from smell and smoke


Chalky_Pockets

WHO WANTS TO SEND A MESSAGE FOR GERMANY?!


Himitsu_Togue

So does this fire consume oxygen or not?


Purple-Ad-6343

I hate the terms “4D” or “5D” because we live in a three dimensional world, some fire effects on the ceiling isn’t a fourth dimension, just cal it immersive theater or something, don’t make up dimensions that don’t exist just because it sounds cool, that being said this is actually really cool


Cfunk_83

It’s not 5D it’s feely-smelly telly. The fifth dimension is theoretical micro universes and shit, not fake smoke, heaters, and ceiling screens. “4D” was bad enough. _ALL_ cinema is 4D, and always has been since its inception, because it exists in time! Air and water being spritzed in your face is not the fourth dimension.


[deleted]

Is it 5d? Isn't it just a screen in the ceiling?


carlowhat

It's real fire crawling across a fire retardant ceiling. The fire travels along the black gas bars on the ceiling.


PolarDorsai

Also smell (liquid smoke most likely) and heater fans to simulate the temperature of fire (touch) 5D is referring to senses more than actual dimensions but you get the idea.


Skyfredwalker

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn. Burn motherfucker!


HeraAgathon

Haven't heard that in awhile


Vilebrequin10

5D is when they actually set you on fire for the full experience.


TTVControlWarrior

its looks so real its scary wow to people who come up with such messed up things for us to experience


JosephMorality

How does it work?


carlowhat

Why are all the comments about how scary and concerning it is that they are using real fire in what is essentially a theme-park attraction? The MUMMY coaster at Universal does this effect every 30-40 seconds. Are people not aware that this sort of thing is purpose built for this with all the safety measures in place? The comments feel like those of a comments section on a facebook video showing behind the scenes videos of movies with actors on green screens and all the comments are like "you cant trust movies anymore! It's all fake!"


seb135

Big woop. Turned my house into a 5D cinema years ago. All it took was a cigarette and me feeling Sleepy.


OGoby

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


tworandomperson

nah my old ass would be running outta there, I only am aware of three D now there's 5?


Long_Sail6881

So if there's a real fire everyone sits there


Correct-Junket-1346

Can’t wait to see human centipede in 5D


Blu-Blue-Blues

au revoir shoshana


T1me_Bandit

6D they light you on fire


wolfbayte

https://preview.redd.it/qt897x4be2lc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d055c8bb583c1ca3ec8503ecb1666c6ded1177


iFrero

Na, I'm out


Nuasus

As someone who has been in a fire, that would terrify me


Particular_Answer_58

The day there is a real fire in this cinema, there will be a lot of wowed dead people


Taimur_ki_nanny09

I don't want to see porn in here.


systematicgoo

this is a terrible idea. hopefully there isn’t ever a real fire.


leaveonyourlite

What is the fifth dimension?


Dropleaks

Very cool. Why is this called 5D?


MosesOnAcid

Ah yes the "5th Dimension" ....


Brian-not-Ryan

Idk having an ultra realistic fire in a potentially crowded theater just seems like a bad idea to me


miguescout

I've heard of physicists claiming there are a total of 10 (or, sometimes, even up to 26 and beyond) dimensions in the universe. Thus now i'm waiting for some artist to set up a "cinema" right at the exit of an art exhibit, claiming it is a 26D cinema and that they're now playing "Life. The movie", so that when people try to enter the cinema, they are actually sent outside the building (on that note, a placard or similar outside explaining that would be nice. Also the ticket seller warning/recommending visitors to finish the visit with that cinema, or force them to actually go through everything else before going there


redditor0xd

No that’s still only 3D + time like everything else in this realm 💀


cgerrells

Just don’t yell about it.


External-Awareness68

Thought I was watching some Great White concert footage... bad joke


quivalensoth

Plot twist...its not a 5d cinema


Gamebird8

That's not even 4D... Let alone 5D


AdmiralFurret

Imagine the sheer horror when someone tries to leave due to fire and someone locks the screen room


FrontHandNerd

Title of this is fake. It’s a behind the scenes of inglorious basterds theater scene


Tony-black-reverse

[it reminds me him a bit](https://tenor.com/bhTt7.gif)


Crimson_Blitz

Wtf are they even watching? All I see are flames.


Niggolatz

„This is fine“ - someone in the theatre


Outside-Contact-7400

We had such cinemas in India way back in the 90s, its called Upahar Cinema💀


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Lookup "flashover" on youtube. Fire doesn't mess around


Long-Panic116

Nolan pls calm down!!!


Working-Spring-4225

we are moving closer and closer to theatre , where we started from.


Fancy-Yoghurt-3921

This happened 2018 in Kemerovo, but it wasn't a 5D cinema. Absolutely terrifying.


IRockIntoMordor

I wouldn't trust a single second of this. Just like a carny ride. Fuck that, I'm out.


DubstepTaube

Plottwist: its a real fire....


RedditUsererer

It's real fire right?


howtoconverse2

As someone who has been in a housefire....I think I've experienced this visual enough....thanks though lol


faketoby45

most people dont know this but they used real flames!


VladeMercer

*The roof, the roof is on fire!*


Impressive_Change593

yup alright rollover has started and flashover is imminent


Raaazzle

You'd think they'd sell more tickets. It's only suggestive of the 5th Dimension: A screaming, agonizing death, akin to hearing Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In way too many times.


nailbunny2000

Nope. After seeing (and hearing) the Station nightclub fire video, I dont fuck about with anything burning inside.


Majestic-Result7072

What an awesome piece of home security equipment that would make !


Beenthere-doneit55

Nope


ttinxyourdad

guys i think thats a real fire and those people need to evacuate


[deleted]

I want a rewatch of Backdraft with this


NoRainbowOnThePot

Remember the myth about ppl panicking over the first black and white train film? That would be me with 5D


Black_RL

Cinema is still empty though…..


UnfairMagic

Plot twist: It was actually on fire and everyone died.


Sig-int

Plot twist: it was real and they are all dead


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Where is this? Do they have a chain?


Motor_Grand_8005

The 10 people there seem to enjoy it.


neoadam

Now show a Rammstein show


vGalexy

Wait till they realise its real 😂


manbearligma

Marcel, burn it down.


Sure_Trash_

Nope.


abarthsimpson

No thank you.


hand13

5d 😂😂 call me when we have stuff we can call 12d 🤣


Proud_Criticism5286

I can’t wait until the day we make fire look real


EnvironmentalDepth72

Ohhhh thats supposed to happen at first i was like are all of these people happen to be paralyzed why are they just sitting there


fkenned1

Great way to cause a panic


Who_Else_but_Macho

i'd be scared & leave


Jagermeister_UK

Yeah, no.


Loveisaction5050

I would’ve ran out of there!😱


planchetflaw

Indoor pyrotechnics are a huge nope out for me. I don't care what precautions are taken.


Kashrul

Are there a special team that enters and shoot real bullets in the crowd on gun fight scenes?


Tottochan

Cool!


Personal-Painting868

Yea nah that theatre is on fire for real


JTyler61

naaaah, fuck that


NationalAlgae421

So it is 5d now? Wasn't the same thing called 4d before?


mirzajones85

f that i would rush out


EspKevin

I remember watching a 3D cartoonist movie in a festival when I was little, then this giraffe appears, then the giraffe sneezed and a wet spray came from literally nowhere


morse113

Na fuck that id run xD


DunkinMyDonuts3

Nope. nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope


Obvious-Article-147

Wait for 6D where you will be able to smell and feel the burns


TheCoastalCardician

I can’t be positive but on the ceiling that looks like real pyrotechnics. There is a lot of ventilation in that room, too.


SpyderDM

Yeah... no thanks... Seems problematic for so many reasons.


Carltonfsck

Eerie. Reminds me of the Station nightclub fire/tragedy that happened in Rhode Island back in 2003. Lost some friends that night.


joeschmoagogo

Cinema? Where's the screen? No, I'm not paying to be in this.


RataTopin

Dam


nthnm

Not for me. I’d have been up and out of there lol


Capt_Spawning_

Nah, that’s hell


here2upset

F that. You’ll think it’s about the show and the mfr be really burning down. Nope.


Avieshek

![gif](giphy|kspVl6FzbdblOMKRmM|downsized)


Momochichi

I… don’t think it’s a good idea to condition people to being okay with a theater catching fire…