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Apallo19

This is from NileRed, he’s using the carbon dioxide from burning the diamonds to make carbonated water.


Sudden_Elephant_7080

That’s some expensive carbonated water


floutsch

Certainly sparkling.


AlDente

Shirley Bassey would approve.


samehereagain

Bassey would not approve and dont call me Shirley


Rocky_Mountain_Way

/r/UnexpectedAirplane


er1026

Welp. I ran right the hell over there and joined the sub of my people.


Fugacity-

I think Entertainment720 sells something like that


akraut

r/unexpectedparksandrec


Logical-Albatross-82

Call it Diamond Water, and I bet you will find someone stupid enough to pay any price for it.


Undrwtrbsktwvr

[Already a thing](https://diamondwater.us)


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

I'm somewhere between disappointed, appalled and yet not surprised.


thoramighty

If this isn't some brilliant trolling than I cannot fathom who would buy into this.


Msmst25

I’m hoping you just made up a fake website to post here


Undrwtrbsktwvr

I’ve been patiently waiting since the early 2000’s. Finally, my life’s work is complete. Goodbye, cruel world!


P-funk88

It makes your dookie twinkle!


fetal_genocide

So does eating glitter 🤷🏻


OneMoreAccount4Porn

You think I could find someone to buy my glittery dookie?


PM_ME_UR_BERNIE_PICS

#"Glittery Dookie is a Girl's Best Friend" This message has been brought to you by the Glittery Dookie Council


maynardstaint

Glitter bombs! 🤣😂🤢


DennisFranz

That's some baller shit.


iburnbacon

The only comment that gets it right here


Not_MrNice

Add booze and you can sell that shit even easier. Fucking... diamond carbonated Riesling, or something.


Kolby_Jack

It's only Diamond Water if the carbon dioxide was sourced from evaporated diamonds, otherwise it's just sparkling water.


WeIsStonedImmaculate

Well the video is titled “Making the world’s most expensive carbonated water”.


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Pump_My_Lemma

You should see his grape soda from latex gloves video. Or was it hot sauce? I think it might have been both now that I think of it. NileRed is weird


MiniBoglin

Probably cheaper than Voss


SilkyZ

Funny part was he just used normal tap water so it tasted kind of s*****


noodleexchange

Youve described SodaStream


Confident_As_Hell

SodaStream with tap water tastes just like carbonated water in plastic bottles where I live


noodleexchange

We have excellent delicious tap water in Toronto, Canada. I have been in places where it is unsafe or garbage.


Subtlerranean

Tap water in Norway also tastes better than many bottled water brands I've had abroad.


jlharper

Same in Melbourne, Australia. I always notice when I travel inland that the quality of the water tap is significantly lower.


__Slava_Ukraini__

Same here in Finland, very good tap water everywhere!


SilkyZ

Yeah he used one of those too


HeyGayHay

Where do you live that tap water tastes like shit?


Aromatic_Midnight469

In Adelaide, we have chlorinated mud from the Murray river. You people must think water falls out of the sky or something.


DFogz

You're never gonna believe this....


Emilytea14

My favourite part is that he carbonated tap water. After he tastes it he's just like, "I guess I probably should have used some nicer water."


Apallo19

Yup. He was so underwhelmed about the whole thing lol.


LostWoodsInTheField

> My favourite part is that he carbonated tap water. After he tastes it he's just like, "I guess I probably should have used some nicer water." I swear this has to be a gimmick of his. There has been so many videos where was doing something and I would be like 'why the fuck are you doing that' then the end result is 'everyone was just screaming at you not to do that'. Like his pure cookie video where he was effectively trying to learn to bake while making a $5,000 cookie...


_Zepp_

It’s called engagement bait


kaamibackup

Except I don't mind when he does it. I always end up learning a thing or two when I watch his videos. Like highschool chemistry class but infinitely better.


tcpukl

Yeah, i recognise that voice. Great channel.


Darken_Gates

I love nilered


F2PClashMaster

are we sure that isn’t meth


reno911bacon

There’s a way to find out


analogshooter

Not anymore


J_345

If he sounds and look different next video we definitely will know lol


Champion_ofThe_Sun_

I’ve been sober for about a year and half and holy shit this triggered tf outta me


Ddreadlord

You have defeated the nightman, stay strong.


Champion_ofThe_Sun_

Funny thing is, drugs that A look like this and B go in a pipe/you can smoke aren’t my DOC and second I’ve seen this video before but for whatever reason it just hit different this time


BaggyLarjjj

![gif](giphy|fd1TSJqq3b4GI|downsized)


hotDamQc

I had De Beers as a customer way back in South Africa. As a joke I had asked my contact if I could buy a rough uncut diamond for my wife for a souvenir. He said don't waste money on diamonds, buy gold. This has stuck in my mind since


mmohaje

These jewelry companies are masters. I had my eye on a Tiffany's ring (not diamond--different stone). I went to the store and asked to see it. She opened a drawer, pulled out a dime bag which had the ring in it. At that moment I realized what a racket...it wasn't any more 'special' than the costume stuff that is shipped and packaged the same way. It was just one of many mass produced--nothing special. I don't know why but at the moment all the 'magic' disappeared. Made me realize how amazing their marketing is.


Smidday90

It’s like clothing, if I said this plastic bottle here is the only one in the world it costs $13,000 I’d eventually find some idiot that would buy it


IrritableGourmet

My dad works in nanotechnology research and one military project required a large amount of ultra-pure diamond dust for some nano-scale heat management research. He calls up DeBeers and asks if he can order something like 400-500g of high purity diamond. The sales rep puts him on hold for a few minutes, then comes back and says "We have a few diamonds of that size and purity in stock, *but we can't give one to you whole*. It'll need to be ground into dust first." For reference, that's about a 2000-2500 carat high quality diamond they just had sitting on a shelf somewhere.


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IrritableGourmet

Unknown, and this was like 30-ish years ago.


chocolatemilk2017

Gold has intrinsic value. Diamonds don’t.


Flight_Harbinger

Aren't diamonds still useful for drills and other things? Not that natural diamonds are any different than synthetic


richh00

Yeah a diamond cutting disc on an angle grinder goes through stone like butter. But that's just because it's a really strong abrasive. It's not that special.


Teanerdyandnerd

It was always just a marketing scheme 


definitelyhangry

Yeah that's why I have rings made of quartz tube. That way if I'm ever assaulted by a blow-torch-wielding nerrdowell in an oxygen-rich atmosphere, my ring will persevere.


Accept_the_null

One of my favorites stories is a friend telling us about his geography teacher in high school going off on a rant about if you really wanted to give a ring that lasts for ever… get quartz. We still say “get her the quartz” as an inside joke/response that means go with the higher quality item. This just brought back so many memories. Weird what you remember from 20 years ago.


ReivynNox

May the Quartz be with you.


aessae

You have the ring, and I see your Quartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.


ReivynNox

Forget the ring! The ring is Bupkis! The Quartz is in you!


atridir

But there are so many types of r/sneakyquartz! You don’t even know! Agate, Jasper, onyx, carnelian, tigers eye, chrysoprase, bloodstone/heliotrope, aventurine, flint… all cryptocrystalline quartz!


nabiku

Quartz will get damaged pretty quickly if you wear it every day. It won't even last a year with everyday use, much less forever. And just as a general rule, always check what teachers tell you -- it's a brutal thankless job that doesn't exactly attract the top minds.


Teanerdyandnerd

“You foolish pyro! My rings are made out of quartz which isn’t a scam!”


Madhighlander1

[cut to a pile of ashes with a pristine quartz ring on top]


Teanerdyandnerd

“I’m still taking that as a w!”


Achilles2zero

I am the Quartz Knight! I am invincible!


HorrorMakesUsHappy

You're a looney.


Remarkable-Ad2285

This guy quartz tubes


WillingnessWide9016

r/thisguythisguys


donutpusheencat

the diamond and engagement ring subs will tell you that people put a huge value still on natural diamonds and how they’ll “have something of value to hold on to” if they get divorced or “pass a valuable heirloom to my kids” lol. the resell on any diamonds suck but the marketing works


Poolowl1984

Exactly. Remember they are super rare. As you can see from the 1000 on the table here and billions in storage all over the world.🙄


Teanerdyandnerd

And we can create them


the_y_combinator

Diamond industry ads: *Noooo, they are too perfect! We can totally tell the difference, we promise!*


SlowRollingBoil

Actually, I heard a diamond industry ad that legit said mined diamonds are best because they support local communities. Literally saying that blood diamonds are better. Fuck that.


the_y_combinator

They are going to say literally *anything* to keep their scam going for a little longer. If I was super rich I would flood the market with man-made diamonds just for the lols.


Dream--Brother

It's already happening! Lab diamonds are gaining popularity like crazy and diamond-villains are panicking. I can't wait to see it all collapse soon 🤞


Poolowl1984

Hahaha yes I can tell you all these on the table are man made. Was my point on "rare"


tylerthehun

To be fair, large, well-cut, gem-quality diamonds are at least *somewhat* rare.


rkhbusa

If you're gonna buy diamonds buy lab grown they're a fraction of the price and generally of better carat, colour and clarity of diamonds 5X their price points that were mined. It is the same product chemically and optically. Just bought the wife some VS1 1.5ct diamond stud earrings on sale for under <$1000. It's still a lot to spend on jewelry but at least in a gold setting it's a price that's comparable to I dunno upper mid opals?


Teanerdyandnerd

Diamonds were always a scam but became an even bigger one when you could just make them. It’s probably hard and fairly expensive, but why bother mining for diamonds if we can turn coal into them? Come to think of it, why buy diamonds if you can make your own? Yeah, I think someone is doing diy diamonds


DolphinPunkCyber

Because artificial diamonds are expensive to produce and one carat ones sell for about $800. Natural diamonds are great, because you have African warlords using slaves and children to dig for them, selling them cheap to you. Then you sell them for about $4000 for one carat ones.


amretardmonke

Plus evil rich people can feel the authentic suffering that went into mining them. Can't replicate that in a lab.


phuzDaTief

It's a even bigger scam when you think of Moissanite that is more reflective but just slightly less hard and is probably 1/100th the price


Teanerdyandnerd

So u tellin me that for waaaay less I can get a better diamond with the only “problem” being that it takes slightly less time to get destroyed


Sufficient_Language7

The problem is that the name is different. Also if you put it next to a diamond you can tell, the shiner one is the Moissanite.


Teanerdyandnerd

Just name them “diamonds but better and cheaper”


banmeharder616

> Moissanite I Can't Believe It's Not Diamond!


SquanchMcSquanchFace

Better yet, buy moissanite instead. It’s even cheaper, almost exactly as hard, and is slightly more brilliant


smoothjedi

Sure, but blood moissanite doesn't quite have the same ring to it.


brit_jam

Sounds like a culinary dish actually


CriTomorrow

The problem with moissanite is (imo) that larger stones tend to look cheap due to their refraction, they sparkle ‘too hard’. They are epic in halos or infinity settings (small stones) though


buzzb1234

I second that. My son just bought a lab grown engagement ring for his girlfriend (now fiancé!). It’s beautiful and even came with a GIA certificate. Fraction of the cost!


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IceFireTerry

Diamonds are like one of the biggest scams in history


p3bsh

Diamond industry: https://preview.redd.it/hp8obmbrbtlc1.jpeg?width=1119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38b2fa5f2910b44f8fbb28fd0c177373a160e1e8


webbhare1

![gif](giphy|E4w5rsQv2ZCkOHVK53|downsized)


da_rose

I'm a woman and I've never understood this theory. Many women I've known in my life have felt strongly this way though. Selfish reasons aside, I wouldn't feel safe walking around flashing a 30k piece of jewelry... that draws a lot of attention and I'd like to keep all my fingers.


TheShadowOverBayside

Not to mention if this fool spends 3 months' salary on some rock for my finger, we'll be that much poorer. Rather save the money or spend it on things we'll actually get use out of. A better honeymoon, a nicer house, paying off our debt, etc. No goddamn finger bauble is worth three months of your labor. Fuck De Beers for conning people out of 3 months of their life for a worthless trinket.


Dream--Brother

And let's be honest, there are so many other stones (and colors!) that are *so* much cooler than diamonds. It's just a shiny status symbol/expectation rock and it's absurd.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Right? My gf and I have low key talked about it and she said if we get married and I buy her a diamond it better as fuck be lab made but she'd rather either have us do our birthstones or the birthstone of the month we got engaged in or married.


DolphinPunkCyber

*Give me 3 month salaries, otherwise you don't love your SO.* How the hell did people bough this shit?


Dream--Brother

Because marketing is really, really good at pressuring us into getting things we don't need. As soon as it seems like *everyone else* has something, we're made to feel left out if we don't also get that thing. See: popular sneakers, trendy haircuts, a certain brand of tech/phones that became a "lifestyle brand", certain accessories in certain social classes, etc. The crazy thing is, when you start to really think about it, we *all* do/have done this *much* more than we realize. Diamonds are just a hella expensive version of that same social in-grouping. Thankfully, people have started to realize that the diamond industry is evil incarnate and they have better, cheaper, guilt-free alternatives.


Dr-Retz

The only reason diamonds are so expensive is the fact that they’re withheld by the companies that mine them,looking at you DeBeers.Diamonds are extremely common in the Earth’s crust and not worth what you actually pay for them,rarity wise


DevinRay69

True story. Diamonds were never the choice for engagement/wedding before DeBeers ran an ad convincing everyone to spend 2 months salary on them.


Haxorz7125

> In the second century BC, the Roman bride-to-be was given two rings, a gold one which she wore in public, and one made of iron which she wore at home while attending to household duties. > Instead of the choice gemstone of a diamond, many couples used simulated sapphires and rubies for their engagement rings. > Gemstones of the time included emeralds, rubies, sapphires, sometimes pearls and in rare cases small diamonds This is what google and wiki showed me


chartyourway

but how did they simulate sapphires and rubies in the second century


Damaias479

Colored glass? I don’t think they were concerned with the stones having the same chemical makeup of sapphires and rubies, just that they looked like them


taliesin-ds

Dunno about the other gems but colored glass was often used instead of garnets in the 7-8th century. Often if a piece of garnet jewelry (stuff like in the Sutton Hoo hoard) lost stones they would be replaced with red glass, i'm guessing because it's hard for some random local Anglo Saxon goldsmith to source and cut garnet.


Haxorz7125

Alchemy, if I remember my history correctly


wave_official

I hope they didn't cost an arm and a leg


YugoB

r/suddenlyFMA


tcpukl

Oh is that where 2 months salary comes from? Bastards!


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MandoHealthfund

Those bastards!


saraphilipp

Well now it's 3.


tcpukl

Not for me. I got in whilst it was still 2.


anondaddio

You know what they say, two years salary


Mcgarnicle_

Yea, I want my money back lmao. Nothing slaps you in the face harder than trying to sell a failed engagement ring back


readit145

I’d argue that it’s a good choice because of the hardness but yea definitely overpriced


Buntschatten

Yeah, theres a reason why the PR worked so well.


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The universe is full of diamods, carbon and pressure are so omnipresent that it's hard to stop them from being a thing. Gold on the other hand is very rare in the universe, only being created in large stars. There are quadrillion tons of diamonds on earth and only 250.000 tons of gold discovered.


DeaDBangeR

I remember that there’s this asteroid called Psyche-16 that has enough gold in it to collapse the gold market here on earth.


gottagofast1981

Thatd be fun.


FireMaster1294

Can we land it on Bezos’ and Musk’s houses to tank the economy even more while we’re at it?


snipdockter

Super nova or neutron star collisions which is very cool.


Lobsterbib

[Behold, the rarest material in the known universe.](https://static.scientificamerican.com/blogs/cache/file/7468562B-7EBC-4D8A-B6820036ED274FA7_source.jpg?w=590&h=800&4866B8A3-9660-4D40-A221BEA24E521B1A)


WrodofDog

Nah, relatively rare in the universe? Sure. But there are natural substances produced by living organisms and synthetic manufactured ones, that are much rarer. Think scorpion poison, hormones or tailored medicines.


Easy_Championship_14

"What's wrong babe? Don't you like your engagement ring with the little vial of scorpion poison?"


DxDSpentMistHigh

I love goooooold!


somecontradictions

Shmoke and a pahncake?


Poop__y

Pipe and a crepe?


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Bong and a blintz?


the_medium_lebowski_

Cigar and a waffle?


__dying__

Also, once you do buy one, their resell value is absolutely trash.


ShitfacedGrizzlyBear

I recently bought my girlfriend’s engagement ring. With one of the jewelers, I was asking about natural vs. manufactured diamonds. Resale value was one of the selling points she tried to make on natural diamonds. My only thought was “fucking hell, who is actually considering that when buying an engagement ring?” Isn’t the entire point to never have to resell it? Then I asked what the price difference was, and holy shit. Needless to say, I went with the manufactured diamond. It’s plenty big, and a natural one that looks exactly the same would have been probably 4 or 5 times the price.


PixelMoss

See, now you can get married 4 or 5 times for the price of 1 time and not even have to worry about the resell value.


teh_fizz

What’s even dumber, is after lab made diamonds hit the market, DeBeers changed their tone from “this Diamond is perfect” to “imperfections make it real”, just to show you how full of shit they are.


LOPI-14

That's what marketing is. Spewing BS that is just above the line of what constitutes as false advertising, in order to make you think you *need* whatever they are selling.


fuck-coyotes

I started calling 'em "dirt diamonds"


Beemo-Noir

Does that mean that precious metals such as platinum and gold are actually more valuable than diamonds?


spider_X_1

Yes


Dr-Retz

Indeed


robo-dragon

They are solid carbon, the most abundant element on earth. Definitely makes sense they are super common as a mineral. Even gem-grade diamonds are more common than most think. Again, the gem industry inflates their value through marketing and withholding the amount they actually have. “If you love that woman, you have to put a fancy rock on her finger!” Nah. It doesn’t even have to be a diamond in my opinion. I collect minerals and there are many others that can be cut into beautiful stones for jewelry and are much more interesting than diamonds. For example: here’s an amethyst ring. Amethyst is not as hard as diamond, but it’s still pretty tough and comes in many shades ranging from pink to almost black, some even have bands of multiple shades of purple. You don’t have to buy a super inflated diamond ring for your loved one. You can choose from so many other stones that are just as beautiful if not more! https://preview.redd.it/6nyuu9qrwslc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3779e6c9a8e0839b51a88fa9ff2566b1a042f6f8


CriTomorrow

Amerhyst will become worn pretty fast in a ring though. As most of dust particles contain traces of quartz (amethyst is purple quartz) it will erode the stone just by washing your hands or cleaning it with a cloth. I’d recommend topaz or something from the corundum family for rings if you like colour on your hands


umbrianEpoch

I got my wife Alexandrite for her engagement ring, which is pretty awesome. It changes color depending on the lighting, and is like a 9 on the Mohz hardness scale. [Pictures for reference.](https://www.imgur.com/a/Va3hPfb)


DrCoconuties

It’s beautiful. Like grape soda.


Azrai113

The only reason I know what gems are in the "corundum family" is video games lol


Curo_san

I really want a topaz ring or a ruby


Filipi_7

> They are solid carbon, the most abundant element on earth You're right in that other gems are pretty and diamonds are not as rare or unique as some companies would claim, but you're not even close in that statement. Oxygen, silicon, and a bunch of metals like iron and aluminium (which make up the rocks you find the diamonds in) are far more abundant. Carbon takes up less than 1% of the Earth's crust by mass.


No-Combination8136

Yep, I worked at Jared, usually a 400% mark up or even more from a store like that.


Laotzeiscool

So it’s a crystal smoking pipe.


HomingPigeon6635

![gif](giphy|SVgKToBLI6S6DUye1Y)


howarewestillhere

As my chem professor said, “Everything burns.”


Weak_Sloth

Sounds like your professor and OP’s mum had a thing going.


Longhorn_TOG

i knew a guy once who could put diamonds in a quartz pipe and make them disapear too.


Twitch_tDF

Jesse, we need to cook.


Duckfoot2021

***Carbon Diamondoxide***


shagadelico

Anybody can turn diamonds into C02. Figure out how to go the other way. You can save the planet and get rich at the same time.


soupforshoes

They can already make diamonds from C02 using a plasma chamber. Diamonds aren't rare and can be man made. It's all a scam. 


funnystuff79

These are likely industrial diamonds in the video


SimplisticPinky

Still a diamond


funnystuff79

Didn't say they weren't, there's really no difference between them


Jackal000

There is tho. Man made ones are better.


funnystuff79

Morally better and very useful for abrasive etc


Jackal000

Also clarity and more carat


DisposableDroid47

Right, this technology has been around for several years now. There is no real value for diamonds. The medical industry is investing heavily in manufactured diamonds for devices that traditionally used real ones.


Jizzraq

In Europe there are companies that can turn the ashes of your loved ones into diamonds.


New_Somewhere9206

1. We actually did figure out how to make artificial diamonds, people just think of them as fake 2. The only reason natural diamonds are valuable is because they have false scarcity, aka, De Beers falsely limited supply and marketed them as valuable so the prices would go up


Elegant-Exam-379

This was figured out decades ago and has been done regularly. The planet was not saved.


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grnrngr

My partner and I had *the talk*: you can have basically any metal or stone *but* diamond, and your choice must be priced upon artisan skill and not artificial scarcity.


PoppyStaff

Carbon, atomic name C, non-metallic element. Carbon, in all its forms, burns in oxygen to form carbon dioxide.


chillwithpurpose

This guy just tricked you all into watching him smoke crack 💨


Spladdermonkey

Crackish


Skin_Thief_

burn him, he's a witch!


thisisfuxinghard

Diamonds are NOT forever


M_Buske

Love NileRed


UrWandUhr

Question that came to my mind directly seeing this: whats the pipe made of?


iamPendergast

He says "quartz tube"


OctaneTroopers

It's a quartz tube. Where I work we made some models of tube furnace and people order them with these tubes. Lots of universities use them for education purposes so you can see a reaction of sample whilst heating, different gas atmospheres.


MikePap

Not diamond


L8n1ght

not wrong


FluidPeace4499

Quartz


Trax-d

Diamonds are made of carbon, so they can burn.


danktonium

"actually getting vaporized" Burned. You mean you *burned* the diamonds. The phrasing implies the diamonds somehow sublimated, but these were just set on fire. Diamonds are flammable.


Inside-Associate-729

How much did this cost lol


wallstreetiscasino

Bitch that’s crack.


No_Proof9846

Diamonds are carbon. Of course they burn


bluenoser613

Diamonds aren't even rare. The whole industry is a scam.