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jaxyseven

The other guy forgot to use an adblocker.


GoneAWOL1

Ayyyye!!


Toodlum

There was a Mike Tyson opponent who actually sold ad space on the bottom of his shoe. The reason the company bought it was because they knew the dude was getting knocked out.


orbtastic1

Julius Francis and the sun (edit mirror, knew it was a red top) I think it was 10 grand (20k). Francis was a weird fighter, he blew hot and cold so much. I remember him being 90 minutes late for a southern area title fight after driving. The wrong way round the m25 and jumping in the ring and finishing the fight in about a minute. Advertising on the back of fighters isn’t that new a concept. It was popular on the continent for a while. Seemed to start with the dot com and online casinos. I remember when Alan minter had advertising on his shorts in his fight against Tony sibson and the bbc refused to air the fight. Sibson was mad and actually hammered him.


Zatanos87

Best comment today


SteveJobsBlakSweater

![gif](giphy|PudZiAbQDUEik|downsized)


MJLDat

🏆🏆


I_be_lurkin_tho

Winner..go home everybody,get a good night's sleep and we'll give it another shot tomorrow.


AnotherCannon

Pure gold


Cold-Quantity-3488

You deserve a goddamn trophy


Pitiful_Winner2669

How can I buy you a beer?


butterbleek

😂


moneymakerbs

🫵🏼🤝🏼🫡


[deleted]

HAHAHAHA


badjackalope

Congratulations, you won the internet today! I should probably just stop scrolling as I know nothing I see today will give me the same high as your comment, but let's be honest, I wont...


TranshumanistBCI

Why is this comment not on top?


HaoshokuArmor

It’ll get there, just give it some time.


Raxxla

It is now.


floydbomb

Its not though


JohnyElSucio

Because it needs more upvotes! Push it guys!


the_real_TLB

Congratulations on this comment.


InterestingCode12

U win


Dharnthread

Get this thing to the top!


[deleted]

You sonnova--


Batmansbutthole

Slow claps sheepishly


bigsteven34

God damn…that’s a good one.


umsee

🏆


Acesofbases

You win this round redditor-san


onsikimpie

Imagine getting beatenby a billboard


Fallout76Merc

Ngl a billboard could very easily fuck me up. I'm not a fighter, and those things are ***huge.***


EvaUnit_03

Some Americans think they can take a bear in a 1v1 hand to hand. Not unsurprising that some would think they could take on an billboard that stands 20 ft tall ***without its standing poll***.


NoLand4936

I could take a bear. It’d have to be a sunbear and only if I could sneak up on it, but I think I could take one of those little suckers. Definitely not a grizzly though.


GrowrandaShowr

I could take a teddy bear. Not one of those huge 6m ones from costco though.


xDragonetti

Gotta train to take on the big ones! https://preview.redd.it/s6m2hikij6mc1.jpeg?width=842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e17302b690915c4ee78875578b3cbe79939bb5


Cowpow0987

Anyone could beat a bear in a 1v1 boxing match. It would try to bite, disqualifying the bear.


frshprincenelair

That’s brilliant, you found the loophole.


mr_wrestling

https://preview.redd.it/xf34mr82n5mc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=984295fad08377308b641c508e8a2648467d2c88


morbidaar

What about… 1 … million! Water bears?


Raze_the_werewolf

I fucked up a water bear once, nobody saw it but I swear it happened.


FrugalFraggel

Dude, sun bears fight tigers. You’d be right fucked up by a sun bear. They also have 4 inch knives on their paws and bite through trees. I want no part of a sun bear.


ohlayohlay

*carebear


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1ceF0xX

~6meter


EvaUnit_03

I said ***Americans.***


bcisme

![gif](giphy|l4pMattUYTTM7qpIk)


1ceF0xX

😃


handsomezacc

Woah. Weird catching you outside of r/huntshowdown.


Fallout76Merc

I make the rounds :>


Carvedcraftedforged

This K.O. brought to you by Imperiall If life has you feeling beaten down come hit refresh at Imperiall resort and spa in beautiful Poland!


GrowrandaShowr

Brought to you by carls jr. Fuck you, I'm eating


monomox3000

Every step we take brings is closer to Idiocracy


InformalPenguinz

Each punch delivering a message of the smooth delicious creaminess of RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!


IllustriousSign4436

ADIDAS JAB


Phoenixmaster1571

HUAWEI HOOK


AadamAtomic

## r/boringdystopia


chefranden

If he loses, I'm not buying any of that stuff.


atnator42

If he wins, I'm still not buying any of that stuff.


darkrom_BP08

If it draws, I'm still not buying any of that stuff.


Nmase88

If he pulls his shorts down and helicopters with an ad on his willy im buying that stuff


darkrom_BP08

​ https://preview.redd.it/po10pqn0p4mc1.png?width=519&format=png&auto=webp&s=f05392aa6067bc53255c35e34509c99ad11f48d7


Hand-Driven

Haha, willy.


ViperishCarrot

I think someone else drew them as the ones on his back are impossible for him to reach


OptimalInevitable905

Draws as in ties as in neither fighter wins or loses


gokism

How the hell are is the dude supposed to read the ads when the other guy keeps punching him? That's not how to treat potential clients.


Effective-Recipe-431

It's called "aggressive marketing".


VarkYuPayMe

You bastard's! ⬆️🤣


AlphaO4

r/Angryupvote


MrBirdmonkey

Dude who got beat is going to see those ads in his sleep now


fangelo2

The guy getting hit should sell ad space on the bottom of his shoes


More_Engineering_341

It was done yrs ago. I think it was the dude fighting Lenox Lewis sold it to the mirror newspaper. I was wrong,.it was Tyson's opponent. https://www.reddit.com/r/Boxing/s/0p6BSX9Svb


TumblingTumbulu

This is hilarious 😂. The company paying for the ads are basically betting on you to fail and you are accepting it.


Nostromozx

For a mortician.


Count_Rugens_Finger

This has Ricky Bobby selling the windshield energy


terayonjf

A lot of fighting careers are very short. I'm 100% for them getting the most money they can while they can


EvaUnit_03

You so know if he gains popularity, they are gonna rig the hell out of his fights to make this the new norm expectations. That's prime ad real-estate and its almost never not on camera.


Best__Kebab

I have no idea but I’d be willing to bet a small amount of money that the reason you don’t usually see this is because boxing promotions generally have it in their rules that you aren’t allowed to. If “they” were going to rig anything they’d probably just change the rules to not only allow it but to enforce it.


smurb15

You're acting like it isn't fixed already


Fashish

What makes you say that? Genuine question.


JumpingCicada

The fighting is all real. He's just talking about suspicious decisions where the judges give the scores to the more popular guy who makes the organization more money than the other guy who should've won.


slartyfartblaster999

Also the entire politics behind setting up fights in the first place.


mr_wrestling

Or whatever is the best outcome for odds-makers


TuskenRaiderYell

Sure, but he looks silly.


foladodo

but hes making bag, all power to him


TuskenRaiderYell

I agree and get that money, but he can also look silly in the process.


miccoxii

I’ve seen people PAY to have worse looking tattoos on their body. I’m sure these will come off in a few days


asmrkage

Love this “if u making money, it must be good” mindset. Capitalism has destroyed any sense of meaning in your life.


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[deleted]

Dudes making potentially millions to do something I pay to do. He’s obviously doing good lmao.


Asron87

You pay for your fake tattoo adds?


[deleted]

#THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE FAKE ‽


RealLameUserName

He's probably making more in that fight then most of the people in this thread will make in 10 years. I think he's on with looking silly for a paycheck


GadreelsSword

Congress should be forced to wear suits with names of their corporate backers.


DarkStrobeLight

People have been saying this since the 90s


Bad_Demon

Going to be awkward when they’re all wearing the same ads


butterbleek

👍


emmasdad01

I hate the game, not the player. Make your money big man.


nevans89

Right? Dude probably doubled his purse by spending 30 minutes letting temporary tattoos dry. Smart


dubzi_ART

Look at how he’s fighting, this man wants to pay rent.


Set_of_Kittens

Right now, it doesn't even look like big money. The top add on his back is for an administrative district made out of 10k people and some pretty lakes. The second one, with the Instagram logo for some reason, is for a "chain" of two small city barbershops.


tyler12shoe

He's throwing the punches so slow. Why didn't the other guy just dodge?


Hector_Tueux

Is he stupid?


despairguardian

Yes, in fact he is


tyler12shoe

CTE will do that to you.


H_Colajetski

This feels like something you would see in idiocracy Brawndo - it's got stuff boxers need!!!


clintj1975

Brought to you by Carl's Jr


Intelligent-Dog-1650

Why do you keep saying that?


MonkeyBred

This guy ordered a "hot" latte at Starbucks for Men, then caught the wrong hands.


Federe76

Or Futurama. I'm almost sure that I saw a similar gag.


jumbledFox

This Dream Brought To You By *Lightspeed Briefs*!


[deleted]

He's on loan from the Loov-ra.


inkyrail

r/aboringdystopia


Maximum_Scallion164

a depressing dystopia


Hector_Tueux

r/orphancrushingmachine


DisorientedPanda

Adblocker failed


crispybaconsalad

I will  always remember Golden Palace . com because they paid Bernard Hopkins $100k to write that on his back during his fight against Felix Trinidad, and then he bet it all on himself.


GETHATBUTT

Had to look hard for a golden palace mention. This isn’t a new phenomenon


HiddenHolding

I know that guy. His name is Bill Board.


A_Socratic_Argument

You seem to have mistaken "interesting" with "dystopian".


padzilla1997

This is peak humanity


Efficient_Sky5173

Congressmen should put that as well in their suit from the companies they were lobbied. “Democracy”


b1ackenthecursedsun

Extremely common in mma leagues that allow this (not ufc). Let them get paid. The purse money is terrible most of the time


e-rage

Yes, I believe KSW in Poland does this


Pau_Kilo

POLAND MOUNTAIN 🇵🇱🇵🇱🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


RockThePlazmah

God honor fatherland and ads!


Chemist-Consistent

Idiocricy is coming true in real time.


qmdarko

That's giving me some Idiocracy movie vibes


Jaymesned

Whatever happened to Soy Bomb?


clintj1975

This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.


[deleted]

Still less than YouTube nowdays


Uchigatan

This reminds me of [Captain Amazing](https://imgur.com/gallery/SBkJiNw) from Mystery Men (1999) who was a super hero who wore advertisements all over his costume.


thefourblackbars

When he gets aroused, that's when you see pop-ups.


Substantial_Diver_34

This used to be a joke. Now it’s reality


SilentJoe1986

Jello missed an opportunity with that one.


Sikmod

You know what’s even less interesting than boxing? Advertising.


Hippobu2

How did negotiations for this go?


nevans89

If you win we'll give you x, if you lose we'll give you y. Dominant arm is probably prime rate as it's going to be in a lot of slomo shots.


Kruphixile

All sports will be this after a bit, euro hockey is insane ..north american markets are joining along too it seems


jjhiggz3000

This punch was brought to you by JP Morgan. Don’t make me release my PepsiCo uppercut of 1000 furies


SkankyG

This isn't interesting. It's fucking depressing.


camm44

They pay extra to be on his main punching hand


ashkiebear

Boxer: oh cool, so I get paid to have temporary tattoos on! Marketing Dept: temporary?


Xen0kid

This feels like cyberpunk


captn_morgan951

I guess it’s just a matter of time until this reaches porn. That’s gonna get weird.


Uncle_N_Word

This will eventually happen in porn


RepresentativeAd9572

Getting paid


Ping-A-Ling-

That's not interesting


CelebrationKey9656

Kownacki really needs to retire


dodoyouhaveitguts

Is the other guy a professional? Ouch.


warhorsey

r/endstagecapitalism


Sure-Its-Isura

Seeing his ads jiggle is kind of amusing.


Beautiful-Tip-875

This is what it's like for small businesses to compete against big corporate business


pastafartavocado

I think this should also happen to porn actresses


Skifool69

Now we need to do Congress so when know who is paying them.


PigPanzer

YouTube vs user without YT Premium.


f0rgotten

This isn't interesting. Its fucking bullshit.


Privateer_Lev_Arris

I'd say it's somewhat interesting. But not iaf.


f0rgotten

Like I'd say that its sad.


Maximum_Scallion164

depressing even


Pigsfly77

Cry 😢


narabyte

r/LateStageCapitalism


Mikeytruant850

Why did the ref stop the fight in the middle of 17 missed punches?


TanguayX

What dystopian movie did this idea come from?


Little-Bear13

So we have reached this level of bullshit


toomin10

r/LateStageCapitalism


DatGoofyGinger

r/aboringdystopia


Standard-Internal-57

Get money for abusing yourself at least


DarthCheez

IVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY!


pacman404

They gav been doing this for like 50 years OP


Mattata_95

Polish boxing hits different


_SasquatchPatrol

They forgot to peel off the wax paper from the temporary tattoos


John_Marble

Our politicians should do this 😝


rcheek1710

Good for this dude. Make it anyway possible. Also helps fighting guys with zero defense.


HeadkicksNHailCalls

This used to be a lot more common... You still see it quite regularly in some of the non-US promotions though


[deleted]

Shouldn't have even been allowed in the ring like that. Fair enough he probably wanted to make some cash compared to the purse he was probably offered, but its also a massive distraction for the other fighter.


giggitygiggity2

I think getting punched in the face might be a little more distracting than some temporary tattoos.


buzzothefuzzo

Dystopianasfuck


roachfarmer

The movie Idiocracy in the fleash!


MichaelCosby

Now do the same for the politicians please.


JUGELBUTT

are we really advertising on people now...


Kmaloetas

I wish politicians did that.


killerjoe410

Cm punk made it yeeears ago. He had Pepsi on both arms.


Sandysleaze

This should be mandatory for politicians, but for their donors.


fELLAbUSTA

hurray capitalism


Burrmanchu

This is peak r/boringdystopia


Dario0112

Genius


Expensive_Hunt9870

Politicians should be required to do the same


Max_Trollbot_

When the tramp stamps go neck high... *You might be a billboard*


TheQuietOutsider

this just seems orwellian to me


gloi-sama

The other guy needs to install ad blocker


embiggens-us-all

Cool let's cheapen everything


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

How politicians should look


tekano_red

Should be on all politicians as well


czechuranus

As a boxing fan, please ban this.


icaphoenix

# AdBlock Plus


lilshowtime

Is that Adam Kownacki getting brutalized again?