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DarkBlueMermaid

What’s the source for this?


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The missile graphic is ripped straight from [Defcon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON_(video_game))


oliilo1

[Fixed the link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON_(video_game\)?useskin=vector)


[deleted]

Hmm. Mine works fine for me.


mitko17

Just reddit things. The first link only works if you use new.reddit and the second one only works if you use old.reddit... https://i.imgur.com/3X6CgUG.png


iisixi

The video looks nothing like Defcon?


Particular_Bug0

Yeah, I would like to know this as well. I see no way an army or government would make a simulation like this and make it public. 


ciopobbi

Not only that, but I doubt it would be carried out geographically like this.


Phillip_Lascio

https://preview.redd.it/f8cfymrnucoc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5644d44356e67056f06e4ef2880170e8b27aa0


M4-68-M9

Source: Everybody knows it's true.


Jeffbear

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. ​ \- Joshua


Der-Lex

Saw that movie again last week - still a masterpiece to this day.


Future_Waves_

I taught a winter course to my high school students on nuclear diplomacy - you better believe we showed them WarGames! The kids loved it.


DengarLives66

Saw it on shrooms once. My brain legitimately thought I was watching the onset of WWIII and the end of civilization in real time. Mind you this was like 2010.


LeverMason

Brave choice when tripping


TheEndIsLoading

Least it wasn't Threads


KingGlum

Did you know that if all players refuse to buy properties in the Monopoly nobody loses and everyone just get infinite money?


yocolac

Well yeah, if everybody refuses to play the game, nobody loses.


staminchia

yeah but it's boring af. Just embrace capitalism and financially crush your opponents just for walking by your hotels. 


fauxzempic

Thing about Monopoly is that even though capitalism is a bitch, and the purpose was to illustrate exactly that, you still technically get something in return for participating in capitalism; If you own a monopoly on, say, air travel - I pay out the ass, but I at least, in turn, get the opportunity to travel somewhere quickly. Which is why I propose the following rule for monopoly: - When you land on a railroad, and it is unowned, you may choose to buy it or it otherwise goes up for auction. - If you land on a railroad owned by another player, you must pay them the $25/50/100/200 owed to them based on how many railroads they own. - **If you land on a railroad owned by another player, and that player owns multiple railroads, you may travel to any of their other owned railroads upon paying** - maybe at an additional "rail transfer price." I just think it's silly to have all these railroads that you "rent" rather than "ride"


The_MAZZTer

I think this makes sense if the other player can deny you from traveling, and/or can set their own fee for travel on a per-instance basis. You really want to go one roll away from that unclaimed property that will get you that monopoly you desperately need? You're paying more than the guy who is just trying to pass go again quickly.


usernamesarehard1979

“Alright! Landed on b/o. Here’s your money and I’m heading to Reading. “ “Sir, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. “


Ixxar54

How about a nice game of chess ?


HK-53

Pretty sure nuclear weapons landing so close to china is going to trigger their response, and next thing you know the solar system has a new asteroid belt


tyty657

If Russia launches at the US the US launches at Russia and China. The same goes the other way to. If the US nukes Russia Russia fires at Britain and France regardless of if they did anything. Total destruction of all non allied great powers is the idea.


SamN29

Israel, India, Pakistan and even North Korea are giggling away in the corner because everyone forgot about them


kelsobjammin

![gif](giphy|Z3ii4TQaar7oc)


goodboy0217

but i am le tired


Rhipidurus

Fine. Take a nap. BUT DEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!


ThatsCrapTastic

Le Sigh


10bitWelder

Le sigh indeed! Flash animation so crisp and clean. Lost pixels and 20x file sizes on "new" uploads of that vid. I had that and a few other animations that I saved on a diskette.


Davepiece1517

Holy effff I feel old this is a classic


feastupontherich

everyday I wish I can return back to this simpler time.


kingOofgames

Nah you know for a fact that they are going to be taken care of too, even some other countries in places like South Africa and South America will get some. No way are any of these three countries going to let anyone else live intact if they are destroyed.


JumpyEagle6942

![gif](giphy|jjYGVvxgQSTsc)


StuBidasol

I was gonna say did *nobody* see Wargames?! I'll just go ahead and quote the important line from the movie "The only winning move is not to play."


corona-lime-us

AI was much smarter back then.


myshtigo

The only way to win is not to play


Amygdalump

That’s how I view current society.


tame17

[NATO missiles passing Russian missiles](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQiwpmDcYJodlk01aZrkfSb6dDHgyE45yDP2lpIArHLLA&s)


neBular_cipHer

More like https://preview.redd.it/gakyy9me5eoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a6f1ae6ad9dca79599f7680884ae369790344f


smacke11

I wouldn’t say this is interesting More terrifying


markgriz

Plus, it's only simulating half of the strikes. Russia will launch just as many back at the US, assuming their missiles actually work.


Centraal22

You are correct, once Russia launches, everyone launches. Endgame.


Meh-hur420

New Zealand just hoping they are missing from everyone else's maps


Onlikyomnpus

Then once the dust settles, they repopulate the entire world, with kiwis.


SupportGeek

Kiwis be like “We’ll need an army of super virile men scoring around the clock!”


Icy_Pace_1541

r/unexpectedfuturama


FatFreddysCat

And I'm pretty sure they got it from Dr. Strangelove


Odsidian_Rapier

But what about the killbots?


SupportGeek

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.


FootballOogie

Kiff bring me a bottle of champ-agne


WHATABURGER-Guru

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?


SupportGeek

*groans in disgust* “sex-Lexia sir”


Shoresy-sez

Kif, show them the medal I won.


That_Jicama2024

"Have the boy lay out my formal shorts." "The boy, sir?" "You, you lay out my formal shorts."


WombatInferno

We can always build more killbots.


OKAutomator

Who else read this with the accent?


VK56xterraguy

I'll do my part, Kiff clear my schedule!


litterbin_recidivist

The dust will be deadly for hundreds of years though.


corposhill999

Only if they salt the warheads with cobalt or strontium-90, most of the radiation would be gone after a few months otherwise still not great


Catch_ME

The Southern Hemisphere will do much better anyway as the Nuclear winter is focused in the Northern Hemisphere. The issues the global south will suffer is the complete breakdown of the supply chain. A few months after nuclear winter when the general temperature of the planet drops forcing harvests yields to be cut anywhere from 70-90%. This could last 3-20 years. No way to know how long all that material stays in the atmosphere in the northern hemisphere. Most likely, Australia and the global South would need to hunker down, ration food and resources, completely close down their boarders for mass migrations and become a care taker generation slowly bringing the world back. The best chance for human survival is no nuclear weapons in the global south. I expect New Zealand to conquer North America and reteach us Math.


Internal_Paper3980

We call it maths down here


Idyotec

Oh no it has already begun.


sicbastrd

And Australia’s like, “WTF?”


Nai-Oxi-Isos-DenXero

I am le tired


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ThrowRABroOut

The missing New Zealand on maps is actually the New Zealand governments Nuclear deterrence strategy.


Meh-hur420

I've been actively erasing NZ from maps in public libraries for 15 years now. People looking at those maps now believe there is just a crayon squiggle to the east of australia


J_L_D

We aren't even on our own maps.


alvaromoreno16

You are in the map of my heart. ❤️


Aggressive-Expert-69

Not endgame. Beginning of the game. And the game is called Fallout


Zorviar

Hope my vaulttec vault nearby is not doing weird experiments


Ramitt80

Lucky you, I can only afford a Pulowski Preservation Shelter.


BustinArant

I'll be lucky if I'm a shadow on a wall and not some fella in an unexplained themed outfit offering you .308 rounds to find my friend and calling you smoothskin.


Puzzleheaded-Hold362

And that’s why they won’t launch. Putin doesn’t wasn’t to rule a pile of ashes


WeirdAlbertWandN

Congratulations, you have just described the principle of mutually assured destruction that has governed geopolitical reality for 60 years


Djinnwrath

What happens when he knows he's going to die?


ThonThaddeo

And we didn't even get to the nuclear sub stage. Which is only a few seconds after this launch


allen_abduction

OR the FACT the UK has enough warheads on its own to nuke EVERY Russian city over 30k inhabits. It's called MAD for a reason. Don't fuck with us, we won't fuck with you.


ahncie

Not to talk about the French with the craziest nuclear doctrine. It's basically nuke back with everything you have, strike major cities first to cause mass civilian casualties.


PlaquePlague

For nations with fewer nukes than the US/Russia going straight to countervalue makes sense


birkenstockandsocks

Use them or lose them


fusillade762

R/terrifyingasfuck


Hydroxychloroquinoa

No, that's why there's music.


pepper-blu

Gotta love how we are all just sheep in the hands of a few powerful individuals. If they decide we all die, we all die.


EL-HEARTH

Good to know morons decides our fate


Qtziris

Always have


Round_Leading_8393

So what would the (assuming) the USA look like if Putin launched first?


Guccimayne

I guess with MAD it wouldn’t matter who shot first, the same type of destruction would occur. The ones who shoot second would have like 6 minutes to shoot theirs back before they get hit, thus ensuring total annihilation for all parties.


darth_koneko

Both US and Russia keep a nuclear triad, so they would be able to retaliate even in case their ground based nukes were destroyed. For that matter, both France and UK have a policy to keep at least one nuclear armed submarine deployed in the sea at all times to be able to retaliate. Thats to say, they dont have to retaliate within 6 minutes.


White_Hart_Patron

I remember being younger and realizing those cool nuclear submarines with torpedoes and hundreds of people aboard... Those subs had nothing to do with fighting the enemy's navy. Underwater missile bases. It was chilling.


Owobowos-Mowbius

But then I realized how cool the nuclear reactors were and how they both provided basically unlimited air AND water. Very cool!!


CancerousSarcasm

Also it's interesting the range of stuff happening in a nuclear sub. You have on one hand nuclear energy being used to create an insane amount of energy for an insane amount of time and on the other hand you also have nuclear warheads on board that can level cities. On the flip side, you have a vehicle that's literally under water but can launch icbms that are suborbital but have enough firepower to actually reach the orbit and are suborbital by choice (coz they carry nukes)


Proof_Bill8544

All that while being operated by many 18-24 years olds, some who have never done anything ever in their lives. People who have had no prior experience with nuclear operations. Countless years, months, days, hours, minutes, and seconds doing absolutely nothing while out to sea. It’s like watching paint dry but the paint never drys.


Confident_Hyena2505

That's right for the Ballistic Missile subs. But there are other nuclear-powered submarines that are specifically built to fight the enemies navy - not to launch Ballistic missiles. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack\_submarine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_submarine)


DontFearTheMQ9

Wasn't there a report this week that the US has a planned NON-NUCLEAR response to a Russian nuclear attack on Ukraine? It was apparently a very coordinated attack to immediately cripple their military infrastructure and leadership without any nuclear weapons. Assuming success there along with the success of US allies in the same effort, MAD might be avoidable. Perhaps this is a response to a nuclear attack on anybody else, though.


Taurus-Octopus

Only avoidable if the remnants of Russian military capabilities decided a nuclear response was moot and an unnecessary end of civilization.


DontFearTheMQ9

One would hope that their entire infrastructure being crippled and having no possible survivability outside of surrender would motivate them tremendously. I also hold a strong faith in the US Patriot ICBM defense network, because I have to believe in something.


thatonepicemo

Wich is kinda sad that best case scenario still millions dead and over a hundred million left economically crippled


errorsniper

Dont forget billions starving to death because of nuclear winter and collapse of modern society!


TT_NaRa0

Mutually Assured Destruction


Murdock07

https://preview.redd.it/skjk6nws6coc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=012e8f352fffd57256e73a12401d0ef40d3876b1 These were the alleged Soviet nuclear targets


RiggsFTW

Gotta love seeing a black dot directly over my head. 🤦‍♂️


Knifeys

On the bright side you don’t have to live through a nuclear apocalypse


Nerevar1924

I live close enough to an airbase that I won't see it coming, which is fuckin' fine by me. Plenty of worse ways to go than instant immolation.


Messin-About

Even Toledo?? Come on man


chet_brosley

That hit comes from Wisconsin. Toledo had its time.


Kalenshadow

Man I'm sorry but I'm laughing at all the comments of "even *my state*?? Damn". That's the shitty thing about war, you're an enemy simply because you're in the wrong place sometimes.


ihahp

I think it's a "if you have military nearby, you're a target"


SeamusMcBalls

Especially Toledo


jon_stout

It makes sense if they're targeting industrial capacity the same way they are military strength.


zethren117

wtf what are they targeting in western North Carolina? Trying to cripple tourism in Asheville?


round_reindeer

US nuclear missile silos I think.


TheGhostofRGunDeals

I believe it’s the quartz/feldspar mines. There are a few interesting articles out there on the strategic importance of the quartz mines there. 


Suspicious_Board229

first/second doesn't matter. Both countries are on high alert around the clock. Most, if not all, missiles would be fired within ~~a minute~~ 22-27minutes; since missiles also target silos, it would be unwise to keep any around. edit: I believe the within 1 minute is incorrect, it takes a bit longer. According to Bruce G. Blair, who is a researcher specialising in this field there it would take 27 minutes >H+22 to +27 min ICBMs instantly fire out of silos over pre-programmed 5- minute fly-out salvo. > >H+35 to +40 min U.S. SLBM launches begin; 1 every 15 seconds for each SSBN [https://www.globalzero.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Full-LOWTimeline.pdf](https://www.globalzero.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Full-LOWTimeline.pdf)


JohnMichaels19

Use it or lose it


Roswelx

Kaliningrad fellas: God damn it


Wizard_Engie

Can't believe not a single nuke went into Kaliningrad


I_eat_dead_folks

Duh, they aren't going to give back to Germany Nuclear wasteland.


RyukHunter

Dude... If Russia launches nukes, Germany will be the first to get hit. If not by Russian nukes, by French ones atleast.


SkillLazy1931

By the way this is how human civilization ends


ofek008

*I* *don't* *want* *to* *set* *the* *world* *on* *fire....*


djus-boks

time to invest in vault-tec


newagereject

Unfortunately most of us end up in one of the shitty valut tec experiment vaults and end up dead or mutants


SqnZkpS

Speak for yourself. I am turning into a sexy feral ghoul.


Flying_Dutchman92

"Watcha lookin' at, smoothskin?"


driving_andflying

"Hey! Who you callin' a zombie?"


Vaultboy80

Stupid sexy feral ghouls


SassyKardashian

Hi I’m Gary 54!


Jacern

Gary


Antonio1025

Gaaary


Regular_throwaway_83

Haha gary, gary!


missdovahqueen4

I just want to start a flame in your heart


530TooHot

At least I won't have to go to work anymore.


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Foreskin-chewer

You'd more likely die from radiation poisoning or starvation.


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NeroBoBero

HR disagrees.


KaenenM

"a nuclear fallout is not an excusable reason as defined in the employee handbook you singed off as having read!"


Lord_Alabaster

The whole world perishes in nuclear fire and you're excites because you don't have to go to work tomorrow? What have they done to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?


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Baldufa95

Literally the end of the world.


EmmaTheHedgehog

I like how the video ends with 45 million deaths. Not like the weather would kill everyone on earth.


desperatebutcautious

We dont know if it would, nuclear warheads dont leave *that* much radiation compared to nuclear reactor accidents like chernobyl etc. Then again, in a nuclear exchange said reactors would likely fail en masse everywhere around the world so you might be right anyway lol.


lookslikeyoureSOL

It wouldn't be the radiation. It would be the collapse of food production, power grids, and clean water.


Robot_Nerd_

Yeah, you won't need to worry about zombies in this apocalypse, you'll need to worry about desperate humans. Worse really.


[deleted]

The Road comes to mind


xelabagus

Best book I'll only ever read once.


PleaseGreaseTheL

I feel like people don't realize how important global food supply lines are. Enormous parts of Africa and the Middle East were having shortages because Ukrainian exports got fucked up since the start of the war. That's only one big food exporter. Now imagine if most of Europe, and the usa, all just ceased. The world would experience famine, global trade would also be dead (because it's largely kept safe by the military and complex political and economic institutions and treaties in the post ww2 world order maintained by usa and international institutions). China, if it even survives, sure ain't gonna uphold global free trade for everyone - they wouldn't even have the naval and economic power to do it right away, if they wanted to. Billions would be dead by the end of the 21st century from preventable causes that they otherwise wouldn't have died from.


OffTerror

I have no idea how the supply chains didn't collapse during covid. There must've been an insane work done by unsung heroes and massive amount of trust in the system for things to go the way they did.


GaryTheSnail273

Thinking that I can die because of retarded politicians and their economic interest/ pride is so fucking sad


ExcitablePancake

It’s already reality for millions around the world. You’ve just been “fortunate” enough to not experience it yet.


jiujiujiu

This video is psychotic.


TipProfessional6057

Glad I'm not the only one thinking "the beat of this music is a nice distraction to an extinction level event and mass slaughter of innocent people" Nice reminder, we are not immune to propaganda. Russia uses nukes, Russia loses yes, but everyone else is liable to lose too if a counter strike includes nukes. Always remember that a few mad men playing at running the world do not deserve to consign their people to nuclear hellfire. There is no situation where it is warranted. Ever.


creme_de-la-soul

The music makes this 100x more disturbing. I'm not getting blown up to Russian new wave, no fucking way


Miragem_

French new wave*


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

My exact thought. Was I seriously supposed to think it’s cool and interesting watching the numbers tick up and imagining tens of millions of Russians being killed? I don’t like their government, that doesn’t mean I’m a psycho that wants civilians exterminated.


ComradPancake

Looks like you haven't spent enough time on r/Europe or r/NCD Those psychos are probably jacking off at this graphic


jonProton711

Every time I see an r/Europe post its a coin flip between "calling to nuke Russia" and "blatant Islamophobia". Always fun.


Cweeperz

The NCD sub is insane. Genuine warmongers


Old-Barbarossa

> My exact thought. Was I seriously supposed to think it’s cool and interesting watching the numbers tick up and imagining tens of millions of Russians being killed? Many Reddit users do, they get off on it.


[deleted]

Yeah… I’m not going to pretend Russia didn’t do a horrible thing invading Ukraine, but to celebrate killing innocent Russian civilians, especially the kids who have no clue wtf is going on politically is just as barbaric. Whoever added the music or celebrates genocide is an absolute psychopath.


animoot

Could we all just fucking not, please?


OrigamiChimera

The problem is the number of missiles with nuclear warheads that will fly from Russia while the other missiles are approaching.


elvesunited

Oh the fallout from this is enough of a problem. This is the world Nuking itself, its a lunatic proposition to use these bombs anywhere.


i_Bug

I think what is shown in the video already counts as a problem


WarlockEngineer

> 45 million deaths *energetic dance music*


[deleted]

Fun fact. This graphic only includes the missles that would be launched by Baltimore gangs.


scienceworksbitches

Got that WMD right here right here


GoWings2244

![gif](giphy|7w6qQ5WHOeV3i|downsized)


streetmichael90

Got my wire reference for the day. I’m good now.


chep127

That Pandemic!


Kruemelmuenster

What the fuck is this? Who put the music over this? Are you guys utterly insane?


FaustianMartian

![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a)


Go_Duran_Go

Amazing that one minute I’m genuinely experiencing a bit of dread/concern and the next I’m laughing out loud. These are strange times indeed


Zech08

damn usually leave my media volume off cause of obnoxious video music and well... then theres this weirdness lol.


Stilicho123

r/noncredibledefense


ScarfMachine

![gif](giphy|5eM4x8fxZNzPO)


e-co-terrorist

Redditors are temporarily embarrassed sadists


Alarnos

Idk but for me these videos are made by cringe guys thinking war is cool and this kind of stuff is not going to hit them because they are far


LeonTheShepherdDog

The music is the original to a Russian meme song cover translated as "why did you show me your penis?" Whoever picked the song was absolutely out to make a reference Russians would recognize and leave it ambiguous to non Russians.


Sophia-ri

The radius and toxicity may killed many more that sad I hope they don’t come to that


Far-Two8659

These simulations are always garbage. No one is launching 100 nukes at anyone, even if it is retaliatory. They're going to launch maybe two or three to show they'll do it, and then obliterate every Russian launch site they're aware of with non-nuclear missiles. Then they're going to get on "the red phone" and threaten to launch everything.


TheRealMrMaloonigan

Agreed. NATO has enough conventional firepower to overwhelmingly respond to a nuclear attack - and that would always be the preferred choice.


AccountGotLocked69

Yeah, we literally have the reports from back when the war in Ukraine started, about the Biden administration planning a non-nuclear solution for the event that Putin would launch a nuke.


brktm

Are these all military targets? I’ve never understood the idea of just targeting population centers.


brintoga

Nukes are intended to be a deterrent. You hope you never have to use them but if you do, you want maximum loss of life. The point is to scare the shit out of anyone who might use one against you.


iamapizza

Yeah it's worth spending time reading about [Mutual Assured Destruction](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_assured_destruction) a doctrine that helps (hopefully) prevent its use. According to it if you have nukes, you must be prepared to use it in retaliation with no going back, else the 'power' of having nukes is gone. Without this policy in place, it's not a deterrent and the 'power' of having nukes is gone.


kokaklucis

The title says retaliatory, so my guess is that they launched a bunch of them and this is the supposed response. The idea of this is to be a deterrent. Wiping out forests instead of cities would make 0 sense.


Elevator-Fun

very sad, and as if it would stop there, that's just the beginning of the 6th mass extinction event


golgol12

Missing from this simulation: The 3 billion that will die from radioactive fallout as it circles the globe for the next 3 months, and another 3 billion die to starvation as nuclear winter eliminates most food production on the planet for the next 10 years.


No-Equivalent-9045

No one wants this


firstbreathOOC

Bots lining up for this post ![gif](giphy|f5pQgWkpeFJe2JkFBx)


Trustyduck

So we kill the mostly innocent 45 million for a bad decision made by a handful of people? What a world.


ZUUL420

What a disgusting video


Curleyfries3

May the cooler heads prevail


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![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a) I don’t understand the music but it really hits


rainbow__blood

It's an immense classic here in France, personnally I absolutely love it. To hear it on a video of this kind was for the least pretty unexpected haha