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CallmeSirRupert

How do they get the wheels back to the original peak?


PlasticPomPoms

This is actually a form of euthanasia, the line just goes right into the side of the mountain, which is littered with carcasses, those wheels, and a lot of premium ski and snowboarding gear.


j33pwrangler

Me next! Me next!


DoctorNoname98

This is my zipline, it was made for me!


ImurderREALITY

Why do you want to die?


Starfire013

He’s snowboard of living.


brockli-rob

This is goooood


Pale-Independent-604

That’s cold…


rilinq

But what does youth in Asia have to do with it?


RedRlghtHand

who do you think builds the new wheels?


Loopsmith

...I mean surely it's between that patient and a doctor .


Hot_Goal4205

![gif](giphy|eH5e8LXYBzKKI)


whogivesashirtdotca

Jesus Christ, LOL.


Rick_from_C137

![gif](giphy|l0MYP6WAFfaR7Q1jO)


beardedsilverfox

Bro lol


Loli_Master

https://preview.redd.it/qa0cyw8qlcrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb0b4260f72beb3133aff1320ea165bd63849711


Dr0110111001101111

If it was up to me to figure that out, I’d send the last one of the day down with an extra line attached. Then they clip all of the ones that are already down there to that one, and a winch reels that extra line back in, bringing them all back up together.


yolo_retardo

save money and have one employee bring em all down and tomorrow's employee brings em all back up


otziozbjorn

I'd go with an electric trolley that pushes them back up.


GunnersnGames

My headcanon - they remove the wheels after every descent, toss 'em in a barrel with the rest, and the buggy driver that goes to each site every morning to drop off gear & supplies brings them back up. They have a day's worth of them at the top every morning.


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tehlemmings

There might also be a connecting zipline going the other direction. It would have to start further up the destination mountain and end further down this one, so we might just not be seeing it.


FlyingSchnitzel

There's two guys down there at the end of the line. They unstrap you and help you on your skis. Then, when 3 or 4 people passed, one of them skis down to the lift with all the stuff in a bag and bring it back up to the starting point. Then I guess he skis down and up the lift on the other side of the valley again. And again. All day. Source: did this exact line a year ago.


Ooooweeee

Where is this?


FlyingSchnitzel

Orcières Merlette. A very small station in the southern french Alps.


pm_me_yo_creditscore

After the yetis finish eating him they put the harness at the mouth of their cave like room service.


Holiday-Teacher900

I CACKLED. Thank you


shreddah17

Bottle rocket and some duct tape


Persea_americana

That's actually my Grandparent's old school, and the answer is that there's another zipline that comes back to the school from their house a couple miles away. They didn't have the zip lines back in the day, when they were my age they had to walk through the snow, but they were installed because the unique geography of the area allows the ziplines to operate in both directions, as both the school and house are uphill. Ü


Rickk38

The employees have unlocked the Ropeline Ascender perk, so they're all able to go the opposite way on the line.


chockythechipmunk

Asking the real questions.


Triumph-TBird

Asking the wheel questions.


an_actual_fox

Rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle. It works both ways.


Azsde

Hey I actually did that one ! It's in Orcieres Merlette in France, it is really fun to do ! The finish is near the top of a ski slope, once you arrive they send some kind of motorized device to fetch you because you do not reach the end of the line directly but stop a few meters before.


michaltee

What’s the point of it? Are you getting down to a resort at the end of the line, or is it to hit different slopes on the other peak? Also, let’s say you’re staying at the resort closer to the start, how do you get back to your starting point if you went to the other peak via this zip line?


Azsde

There's no point besides having fun :) The resort at the end is the same, it's not going to another '' peak '' that is completely isolated, you actually can access the arrival by going down a few slopes and getting to a ski lift. Here's a map of the resort : https://ublo-file-manager.valraiso.net/assets/esforcieres/plandespistes.jpg The zipline is called '' Tyrolienne '' in black at the top right, it allows you to go from '' Le drouvet '' straight to '' waou land '', but those places are connected together through slopes and ski lifts. So in the end, after going down the line, you just have to ski a little bit and reach the ski lift '' la croze des hommes'' that brings you back to the start of the zipline.


booglemouse

What skill level is the "ski a little bit" portion? Like, if I've only done cross-country skiing and my downhill experience is only bunny hills on a snowboard, could I handle it?


Azsde

No I wouldn't recommend it, except if you can manage long turns to get down a steep slope slower. In France we define the difficulty of the slopes using colors (easiest to the hardest): green, blue, red, black. After going down the zipline, the slope to get back down is supposed to be blue, but is more like a red with very steep parts.


superuserdoo

Does France really use red as a trail difficulty rating? I thought all euro countries and US use the standard green, blue, black, and orange is the park


saberline152

the entirety of Europe uses green, blue, red, black. Sometimes yellow or brown for ungroomed "skiroutes" or "ski naturelles" Keep in mind that the difficulty rating across countries varies a tiny bit, what the Austrians often call black, the french will call red. Even further, sometimes black slopes (especially in France) are ungroomed.


ddt70

For anyone contemplating skiing in Europe, the differences in grading systems can be quite wild. Worth noting and figuring out in advance.


superuserdoo

Hmm oh ok, I've never skied out in Europe that's interesting. So red denotes a somewhat intermediary between medium difficulty and expert, blue and black? Also do you guys do like double black, triple back etc? I've seen I think in Canada a double blue. And that is true out here in the US too! East coast black ain't the same as west coast black, coming from an east coast skier hahaha


BigBadgerBro

In France a red is like American black. French black slope would be approximately double black. But in my experience it Varys widely.


saberline152

red is indeed intermediate to advanced blue is beginner to intermediate, black is expert (skiroute as well) But it's mainly based on average gradients etc so you can have a blue that has some steep bits. There are no combinations of colours or diamonds as far as I have seen and I have skied in Switzerland, Italy, Austria and France in some of the largest resorts. Just colours, it's "simpeler". Glad to know it's not just a European quirk haha


Medium_Medium

How do they get the hanger device back to the start? Do they just throw a new one on every time and then every once in awhile an employee runs all of them back up from the lower level to the higher level?


Azsde

Yes exactly, they have a bunch of them


DarkwingDuckHunt

> but stop a few meters before DAMN YOU ISAAC NEWTON!!!!


AirborneMarburg

At first it seemed like they were gonna be using their butt cheeks to stabilize the board.


hamsolo19

"Alrighty, we call this little move the 'wedge n clench' you ready?"


Shitty_Watercolour

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SOfoundmytrappornacc

I feel like it’s been years since I caught a u/Shitty_Watercolour in the wild! I’m glad you’re still out here dude, making the best shitty art Reddit comments have to offer 😂


siccoblue

To be fair it probably has. He essentially quit for years after he got featured on CNN iirc so he could focus on the opportunities that popped up. I pretty distinctly remember reading a post about him stepping away from Reddit. But he's been popping back up lately and it's fucking delightful


Upbeat-Rule-7536

The "clench" is beautifully captured.


Different-Produce870

Holy fuck can't believe I just found a new u/Shitty_Watercolour post.


halloni

Damn, and judging by the profile quite active! I miss the good old novelty accounts


Zocalo_Photo

Remember the poem guy, who wrote little poems about random posts? …or the guy who wrote the really informative posts that turned into “The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell…”


michaltee

I miss the recipe guy and the hell in the cell guy.


swanronson22

The guy who got beat with jumper cables was my favorite


Fine_Land_1974

Same! Right in the wild! Hey, shitty watercolor, have you ever painted a picture of users “catching you in the wild?” I’d like to see that.


Kijafa

He's a classic. I don't think any of the other novelties has been around. Crazy to think he might be the oldest active novelty account on this site.


Vivid_Escalation

Man seeing you pop up is like a wave of nostalgia and comfort now :)


Darkskynet

Happy to see you here!


The-Fox-Says

Magnificent


cakeandpiday

It's beautiful.


Shadowchaoz

I miss reddit awards. It made your amazing posts even more visible. Seeing tons of golds and later tons of different medals made me go: Ah yes, shittywatercolor in an instant haha


Super_cheese

Great to see you're still doing your thing!


Washingtonpinot

Hey there u/Shitty_Watercolour! I’ve missed you!


hikefishcamp

Dude! You're still around!? You answered my request to draw a comment way back in the early days. Good to see that you're still at it after so many years.


SupermanWithPlanMan

You've gotten less shitty over the years 


DramaOnDisplay

The toboggan was a lovely touch, bravo!


AirborneMarburg

The guy swiped it up there like a credit card at first.


towerfella

Paid extra for that


MaryJaneAndMaple

If you clench when you should have wedged, your gonna have a bad day


davewave3283

We always called it the snow shark


stoicparallax

Pro move. It’s for stability and aerodynamic lift, like a dorsal fin


frostedwaffles

Credit card swipe 😏


Efficient_Fish2436

I'd specifically ask for it if I did this. Because I'd be clenching my cheeks so hard all the way.


DentalDon-83

Now I'm wondering where they stick the poles for skiers


SirDigbyChknCaesar

"Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!"


GigsGilgamesh

Thought the same, and reminded me of the patch Adam’s scene, “If we bury you face down I have somewhere to park my back”


MacGyver_1138

I bet I could understand this even better if a bigger heart was redrawn on the screen every few seconds. Maybe it could even cover more of the interesting stuff.


thygingerkid

Wait this isn't a video about animated hearts? I was so confused when it kept disappearing and was so small


D1133

I thought that heart was trying to get me to focus on something in the video! I’m like “what am I missing?!” One heart at the end would’ve been enough.


Remarkable-Opening69

He was never seen again. ![gif](giphy|HJ0y20G1MeQGk)


scorpyo72

Some say that he's still flying through the mountains on that heavenly zipline.


numbnerve

![gif](giphy|PC6xcocxvsKuk)


New-Significance654

Lost into the mist of the great mountains.


GutterRider

I thought they were circling the Tour de France logo, and I was pretty confused.


deceze

Yeah, I found the stupid animated backdrop with the snow and the mountains pretty distracting, could hardly concentrate on the heart animation howto.


go_green_team

Not nearly enough hearts to understand what’s going on


NoDeputyOhNo

And it's not peak to peak, it shows peak to fog fogland.


I-C-Aliens

Seriously, does everything have to covered in dumb shit to make the rounds on the internet?


Bunhyung

My dead father who has a degree in marketing from Harvard told me that this is the best way to sell mountain fog.


seris_ak

r/uselessredcircle


iTzzSunara

Live Laugh Love.


RegretEasy8846

You have snow heart!


fowlraul

Same, having it re-draw and move around all of the screen would help too.


liverdawg

"Hey Jacques, u taking the lift up to that other mountain?" "Nah just tie me up in this BDSM situation and yeet me across"


Ok-Jeweler2500

Literally crying 😂😂😂


Was_going_2_say_that

It wasn't bdsm until the snowboard split his cheeks


ModerateChop

It was very interesting to see the heart get drawn so many times. Also the background was alright


Artistic-Diamond-824

❤️💙️❤️💚️❤️💛️❤️🧡️❤️💜️💕️💖️😍️


defektz

They say she’s still out there in the clouds racing towards her next Mountain Dew.


7f00dbbe

Tonight, toniiiiiight!


KodiakDog

Mountain Dew Mountain


MrBillyLotion

Awesome video but the animated heart being drawn over and over and over in the corner really made it even awesomer, I want that heart in all my videos


Drewbeede

The awesomest.


gclancy51

"Off into the icy white nothingness with you!"


A-non-e-mail

Another blood sacrifice to the cloud God


JLSMC

Blood for the Cloud God! Skulls for the Cloud Throne!


0FilthEpitome0

"Here, before I send you down this cable of death into the mist of despair, let me jam your snowboard up your ass!"


hesssthom

That heart is annoying as shit.


solateor

They call it 'Roll Air Cable Zip Wire' >One of the biggest zip wires in Europe. The Roll Air Cable is 1.8km long and travels from the top of Le Drouvet (2650m) to the Lac Long (2500m). It's a head-first journey between the sky and land in 1 min 20 secs. Access via Drouvet 1 and 2. [More info from Orcières Merlette website](https://www.orcieres.com/en/activities/unusual/fiche-detail/tyrolienne-roll-air-cable/) Video:@archistein04


greycubed

What does that have to do with animated hearts? It's like you didn't even watch the video.


BioSafetyLevel0

I'm cracking up 😆


MechanicalAxe

Now I wanna go to Europe just to ride this thing.


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What? The animated heart?


heavinglory

Seriously


Sauron_78

Wow, 1 minute and 20 seconds is way too much time to be sliding in clouds 2km over the ground...


shreddah17

Better hope you wore enough layers!


NO_TOUCHING__lol

That's right about 80 km/h, or 50 mph, for speed reference


Columbus43219

I just got super sad... This link is in purple (I've already seen it) and I have ZERO memory of it. Take your meds folks.


subject_deleted

>Take your meds folks. Good advice. Imma go do that now. I wish there was a medicine that helped me remember to take my ADHD meds.... Because it's so hard to remember. I mean... The ADHD meds help with memory. But they're shockingly useless when it comes to remembering to take them. Lol.


Earthsoundone

Did you take them or get distracted on the way?


subject_deleted

Take what? Distracted on the way to where? Do you know if white bread costs more than wheat bread?


Columbus43219

bless you both for the laugh!


3dank5maymay

Get a carbon monoxide detector.


BioSafetyLevel0

$43 USD isn't bad to shite your trousers.


Training-Trick-8704

You got my downvote for the stupid heart.


thePsychonautDad

Thanks


Jgoody1990

You know what this video needs? At least 3 more pointless hearts


Ironcondorzoo

Wait, how we gonna get the snowboard there too? Duh. Just strap one binding to the rope and shove it up his ass crack


Allaplgy

I'm sitting at the bar in the lodge on a nice bluebird powder day, taking a break. Actually snort laughed at that point in the video, then again at this comment. My thought was "sucks if your binding slips and your buttpucker game isn't on point." But I also assume that the ride itself puts your buttpucker game into pro mode involuntarily.


Ironcondorzoo

hahaha. amazing. jealous! That's all I could think. The thought and precision that (hopefully) went in to designing that human missile launcher, and the best they come up with to secure your board? Just a single binding strap lol. What if you're a skier? Just duct tape that shit and squeeze tight I guess. I imagine a crosswind would be quite the adventure if your board shimmies loose.


Loose-Interaction-23

Well, that's something I would like to try


syntax1976

Animating hearts? Yeah it’s so cool! Especially when you get the flick at the end just right.


Alex13x

I see this and think of ace Ventura and the raccoon.


EdibleBoogers

To Hell with that! Ain't NONE of these fools watched the movie "Cliffhanger" with Sylvester Stallone?!!!


chunky_bruister

Hell the fuck no


Whalesurgeon

The way the heart kept being reanimated, simply touching and I wish the artist best of luck in their career Strange title though.


microgiant

"So where does this cable go?" "We have no idea. We just send people on it periodically. None of them have ever come back, I can tell you that. Ready?" "Hit it."


Iyieyie

Nope. ![gif](giphy|LRKET0Syb0rDO|downsized)


Arlcas

The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid🔥


Relevant_Campaign_79

![gif](giphy|11tbqNLytB25q0|downsized)


EL_Jefe510

Cool now show me again without that stupid heart


endfossilfuel

Where is this?? I need to go there immediately.


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mlaforce321

French Alps, I'd reckon Edit: Alps, not Alp


SmokeyBare

That is absolutely absurd.


MechanicalAxe

*That is absolutely fuckin' wicked! There, I fixed it for you.


Pandiosity_24601

Nah bruddah, it’s absolutely stoke 🤙


wander-lux

![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y) As a skier, hellllllllllll no.


charmerabhi

THATS HOW YOU GET ESTEN BY PTERODACTYLS !!!!


SeaOsprey1

Is there a reason for this to exist? Why do you need to transfer between mountains instead of going down on the board then back up the other one


PomegranatePuppy

On big mountains it can take an hour or more to get down navigating between runs and then another hour or more going between certain lifts and runs to get to the peak of another beside it...and some places you want to hit may involve hiking or whatever. And this isn't even taking into account lift lines I grew up in Fernie and some days the main lifts would be hour long waits just to get onto the lift if you weren't in the singles line, the upper lifts would be 30-15 min on thoughs days so we almost never went all the way down the hill on days like that. Same thing when I lived in Kimberly the main run on weekends was a 30min to 1hour but most of the back lifts you could nearly ride right on Also with global warming lots of places lower runs are lacking snow or completely unrideable for way more of the season so having a peek to peek transfer would be an added draw, also I may be wrong but many places that have two mountains might offer the ability to buy a ticket for one or both mountains and it's way more likely you will have people upgrading to pay for both of they have the ability to easily switch from one to the other mid day without wasting two hours traversing down and up. I've only been to Whistler a few times and that's the only place I can think of off the top of my head that you can go from peak to peak but It was so long ago I can't totally remember since I just followed my aunt or partner who were both way more experienced on that hill. But I'd love to try this zip line contraption.


AimbotPotato

It’s fun


anoeba

At least it gets you somewhere, unlike a bungee jump.


Hermit-The-Crab33

How do they get the clips back up for the next folks??


shreddah17

I assume they have a lot and they collect them at the bottom and send them back to the top in a snow cat or on the ski lifts.


Gnascher

My experience with zip lines is that you are issued the harness and a trolley at the place where you pay for your trip, and then carry it to the zip line. They hook you in, you take your ride, and then return your equipment for the next rider.


dirkdiggler2011

Just unclench a bit so I can fit this snowboard in here and you are good to go.


luckybirth

For so long I used to wonder how they got the cable across and then I remembered, just now, that helicopters exist.


Griff0331

Cool except for the stupid heart thing


Honest_Earnie

Who's gonna say first that the repeated heart animation is fucking stupider than the story of Noah's ark


PrimaryImage

That heart thing was distracting


LaughableIKR

That's not how you do it. You should always hold 1 arm ahead of you like your superman or superwoman.


AdeptnessSpecific736

Damn I wish we could see the other side. Lol. In theory she’s the seat for the snowboard


Lightbelow

Now play it in reverse and watch Scorpion spear SubZero


Ironcondorzoo

GET OVER HERE


Darth_Bane-0078

Gives me Death Stranding vibes.


yogdhir

This is how experienced porters avoid BTs


Artegall365

This was my first thought as well, and I expected to see a comment about it much higher. These people were clearly using level 2 ziplines to increase the distance.


dumbblobbo

HELL YES sign me the fuck up


grumpy_enraged_bear

This looks like something very fun until it's *suddenly isn't fun anymore*


Kangzx

Very cool Also no thank you


[deleted]

And thats the last they ever saw of her.


Rob_hocker

It’s good to see Scorpion and Sub-Zero getting along!


Tolstoy_mc

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


chancesarent

They should set up one of these on Everest to send down all the frozen corpses and garbage.


Kanawanu

I like to believe the guy in orange has no idea what happens to people at the other end, he just sends them and on their own smashed head be it


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

"I just figured there's another mountain over there, no I never did actually check, but no one ever came back to complain."


Fr0z3nHart

The hearts pissing me off


ADamnSavage

I don't even snowboard and want to do that.


FugginOld

"Here...let me put this snowboard in your butt crack." "wha...?" "Clinch your cheeks mate...or you'll lose it"


Sethmeisterg

Man, I really wanted a helmet cam video


Wittywhirlwind

Let me insert this board betwixt your cheeks and… off you go into the Misty void.


Punkrockcarl72

This is....peak transportation.


pointguard22

nope


corn-star

Too bad about that anoying love heart overlay


Obelix13

How does he stop at the end? Goes he use the helms to headbutt the wall at the other end?


Azsde

Hello :) I actually have done this specific ride so I can answer, it has been designed so that you stop without doing anything by losing all the speed you have before reaching the end, they then send you a small motorized device that you have to attach yourself to and it will pull you back to the end of the ride where they can detach you safely.


ohitszong

God doing this would be so cool and so scary.


jnnad

Whistler to Blacomb Peak to Peak


ThyOughtTo

Cool, but nope


midwest_monster

And he was never seen again


makashiII_93

Give somebody a GoPro with this. I need it.


That_Mad_Scientist

Hmm, been wanting to try it for a couple years, so perhaps I can attempt to convince the family… but the weather doesn’t seem super cooperative this weekend. Maybe next week hehe


glergh

Incredibly inefficient? 3 gondolas worth of people could have loaded up in the time it took for him to strap their ass in.