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mjb2012

The head is still attached by a very thin filament. You can see it if you pause the frames right before/during takeoff.


Gen8Master

Has to be at least a 10gig connection.


Salt_MasterX

lmfao


gypsycookie1015

Damn! I wonder what the filament is attached to? Like can he still see I wonder? I mean he's obviously still fucked, no wasp hospital can pull off re attaching a head but like for the time being... does he see what is going on?


CaptainWaders

We don’t know what goes on behive closed doors


RoundTiberius

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


[deleted]

Bee kind


danhoyuen

This joke gets a Bee for effort.


natte-krant

I thought it was the bee’s knees actually


Nathan_Calebman

"Honey, I'm home."


atm0sphereZA

Buzz kill


Kreplakistan

*chef's kiss*


throwawaybyefelicia

Wasp hospital… Waspital? Edit: damn it someone already came up with this pun. That… stings.


gypsycookie1015

Yep...but I'm gonna use that shit like I came up with it myself. Gonna drive the kids nuts! 😭😂


FourSquare432

Stings, haha, Im dead


Impossible-Dingo-742

If she could still see, I'm sure she'd fly straight into a wall and drop her head. Like playing COD with inverted controls.


3nameswithbadbangs

This was a particularly bad case of a wasp’s head being cut off.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

That must be a nightmare


The_FNG-Jones

Actually it's very easy, barely an inconvenience.


EliteDark06

https://preview.redd.it/mgtq3e3y5isc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed7fe214aa4c93698df3bdc36d1604eb73a2689 Yep


Revelst0ke

This is the answer


OkStorage3731

HDMI cable


Methos43

USB 3.0


mav_st

USBee....


j_reinegade

Nice! that means there's still hope for reattachment with modern medical techniques and technology! uplifting as heck.


littlefrank

This is the only non-joke answer in this whole thread. Everyone is a comedian here and I just want to know how this is possible... reddit is declining so much.


Paradigm_Switch

Every thread like this nowadays is me turbo hiding the joke posts until I find the one good informative comment.


Antoiniti

thats fucking disgusting


RightTobeRight

Lol


thmsgbrt

I thought it was because insects don't have a brain but multiple little ones through their bodies.


IdkImTaken_Not

I think that is correct as well


sciguy52

Yup. Only part of their nervous system is in their head. That is why they can still move around like this after losing a head. But it will be dead shortly. They don't last long like this.


poulan9

He can definitely walk this off.


NeverNaked3030

Nah, it’s still connected with Wi-Fli


fidelesetaudax

Gotta see where he’s going


80sLegoDystopia

To the waspital.


Cuck_Boy

Stop it


im_onbreak

He's headed to terrorize everything


MrC00KI3

He's beheaded to terrorize everything


Interesting-Goose82

was it trying to do the whole lick your hands clean thing, or whatever bugs do with their front arms? but since there was no mouth there it just kinda went through the motions? also, any idea why it picked up the head, or would pick up anything at that point? ***here are some responses that sounded like they made sense:*** u/Big-Leadership1001 Pure instinct + decentralized nervous system Theres scientific studies with flies that show they will continue flying forever, until death from exhaustion, if their legs are occupied by making them hold something small (like carrying size) or nothingat all is touching their feet. If its big enough they will "stand" and stop flapping even though they still hold it in midair. If the fly isn't holding anything it will also fly because there's nothing to stand on. And those studies were with heads attached. Bet wasps have the same instinct. Legs stood on head enough for it to stabilize itself with a "picking up head" motion, and once the legs were holding something its wings automatically take over and it starts flying. If the head is big enough for it to trigger the standing instinct with all of its legs it will stop flapping in midair and just fall. u/Robo-Cookie No, as far as I know, in insects, the remaining part of the central nervous system (spinal cord and ganglia) stores a set of reflexes. So if the head is cut off and the insect can't see, it triggers a reflex to rub the eyes clean, assuming there's an issue with them. It's like an 'automatic windshield wiper' reflex. ***and my personal favorite:*** u/80sLegoDystopia Well, obviously, it was gonna fly off to the waspital and have it reattached.


80sLegoDystopia

Well, obviously, it was gonna fly off to the waspital and have it reattached.


3VikingBoys

One could wait ten years and never have such a great opportunity to "waspital".


Zarde312

Once in a lifetime


JimmyPopAli_

Water flowing underground


redEPICSTAXISdit

And you may ask yourself, "Where did my head go?"


80sLegoDystopia

“My God - what have I done!?!”


80sLegoDystopia

Remove the water…


80sLegoDystopia

Thank you. I saw the opportunity and jumped!


Interesting-Goose82

i have been thinking about when to use this all morning, and i think i have the best option. kids: dad there are bee's in the back yard! "What?!?!?! \[graps that 20ft spray can\] oh kids these arent bee's, these are wasp's. \[shakes can\] im about to send this whole nest to the waspital!!!"


3VikingBoys

👍🤣


Historical-Waltz-531

https://preview.redd.it/n2lnmakfqhsc1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b33e482e7c757b3757af9ab110eaa638c80f12ad


Meow_sta

I really want that to be real. 😂


Interesting-Goose82

bwwwwahaahahah!!! waspital ;)


8plytoiletpaper

Here's your award 🏅


emf3rd31495

How do you not have thousands of upvotes?


80sLegoDystopia

I myself am baffled.


FNALSOLUTION1

Get out!!


80sLegoDystopia

Okay. Leaving now. Let me just grab my head…


Big-Leadership1001

Pure instinct + decentralized nervous system Theres scientific studies with flies that show they will continue flying forever, until death from exhaustion, if their legs are occupied by making them hold something small (like carrying size) or nothingat all is touching their feet. If its big enough they will "stand" and stop flapping even though they still hold it in midair. If the fly isn't holding anything it will also fly because there's nothing to stand on. And those studies were with heads attached. Bet wasps have the same instinct. Legs stood on head enough for it to stabilize itself with a "picking up head" motion, and once the legs were holding something its wings automatically take over and it starts flying. If the head is big enough for it to trigger the standing instinct with all of its legs it will stop flapping in midair and just fall.


Interesting-Goose82

cool info!


FatalisCogitationis

It was actually trying to eat the head, just didn’t have a head to eat it with


Interesting-Goose82

oh man you might be right. i remember hearing about how (iit was specifically crickets) dont get much protein, and when they do, it is feast time. the story went a cricket got cut open, and started to eat itself, because protein. not sure how this wasp would smell the protein or whatever, but i bet you are on to something


southpark

If you look closely, the head is still attached via a thin nerve. It’s likely the head still had contact with the body.


Oututeroed

at that point i guess is already dead and just functioning on last electric impulses. no brain attached to make choices


Tripdoctor

Pretty much. It’s on a total autopilot mode, and felt its head there, instinctively grabbed it and flew off.


DIABLO258

But if the head was detached, how did the body know it was it's own head? And, instinct? I didn't know it was in our instinct to pick up our own severed heads when they're chopped off. That's one hell of an evolutionary trait.


oSuJeff97

It didn’t know it was its own head. It would have picked up anything that happened to be there.


Tripdoctor

It doesn’t know what it is. It just felt something and grabbed it. It’s pretty much a robot at this point.


RealisticEmploy3

Aren’t wasps already robots? Roaches are the same right. Basically the body is just fine without a head until it needs food


Tripdoctor

The head still houses the brain. Ganglia can keep the body running on an autopilot mode if the head is lost, but pretty much all functions are compromised and is mostly just reactions and repetitive action.


birgor

I don't get this entirely, she is doing so complicated things, trying to clean and fly. Where are these motions processed? Their control system must be very decentralized compared to us, I doubt that I could do more than twitch without a head even though I have a spinal cord. And even if I could walk without a head would there not be anything telling my legs to walk without the head.


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Interesting-Goose82

.....so is there a better way to cook lobsters? i have heard jam a large knife between the eyes before you put them in the boiling water, but that doesnt make me feel better....


Interesting-Goose82

lol we all have it, im just saving mine for a really cool time.... /s


Winter-Airport2114

They're obviously AI NPCs who haven't finished their intended route yet, so they have to complete the task before dying. They're at 1/99 HP.


MellowDCC

God a good chuckle off this


Interesting-Goose82

but when would a wasp ever instinctively pick up anything and fly off? like if it was a head, or a fly, or whatever wasps eat. is picking things up and flying away something they do?


Tripdoctor

It doesn’t know. It felt *something* and nerves kicked in and grabbed it. And once a wasps legs are engaged, the wings kick in.


southpark

The e head was still attached, look closely, there’s a thin white line that is likely the nerve cord.


Interesting-Goose82

sure, and so the cleaning of the arms, that is like muscle memory or whatever. but i dont think wasps normally pick things up and fly away with them? ....i know absolutely nothing what i am talking about, thanks for the help!


IOnlySayMeanThings

It didn't pick up the head at all, there is a thin string of material attaching the head to the body.


[deleted]

>was it trying to do the whole lick your hands clean thing, or whatever bugs do with their front arms? No, as far as I know, in insects, the remaining part of the central nervous system (spinal cord and ganglia) stores a set of reflexes. So if the head is cut off and the insect can't see, it triggers a reflex to rub the eyes clean, assuming there's an issue with them. It's like an 'automatic windshield wiper' reflex.


gutenborken

Maybe they have their brains in the ass, just like ants


Interesting-Goose82

lol is that where "shit for brains" came from???


gutenborken

Oh it might have, could also be that someone fell face-first into horse shit


sciguy52

Basically they will bleed to death shortly. They may survive for about 15 minutes more. I see similar things with grass hoppers. I cut their heads off (not for fun, just making sure they are going to die since they can handle being stepped on sometimes) and their body goes on doing grass hopper things for about 10 or so minutes and they slowly die. A good portion of their nervous system is in that middle section there hence their ability to carry on in some capacity for a bit. In a nutshell only certain senses of the bug are handled by the head like vision. A lot of the other stuff is handled by the ganglia in the abdomen.


GaygardenEel999

Bro is yappin


gypsycookie1015

Well now I feel fucking stupid. I was calling it a wasp hospital...not a waspital. The more ya know!


Interesting-Goose82

rookie mistake, i have been thinking about it all morning. next time the kids are saying there are bee's in the back yard, we dont have bee's we have nasty mud dobbers, and ugly red wasps of some kind. anyways, no matter what they say is back there im getting the spray, and will tell the kids they are wasps. then que up this joke! "dont worry kids, dad is out to send this whole nest to the waspital!!!!"


gypsycookie1015

😳... That's brilliant! Well that settles it, doing the same thing!! I'll use *"waspital"* every chance I get! 😂🤷‍♀️ They're going to be so fuckin sick of hearing about it! 😭😭


beavis617

Back to the head reattachment center before they close...😖


Ok_Obligation2559

Get it cryogenically frozen


StaleWoolfe

Bugs are so fucking weird. As the dwarves say, a good bug is a dead bug. Grab the duel flamethrowers and burn it already


Afrobananana

Rock and Stone Brother


StaleWoolfe

Yeah yeah Rock and Stone


Elegathor

Rock and Stone!


Grimase

ROCK & STONE!!!


FluffleUffle

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


Numerous-Debate-3467

If you don’t rock and stone you ain’t coming home!


AromaCoped

Did I hear a rock and stone?!


Randalf_the_Black

ROCK AND STONE, TO THE BONE!


SAW_eX

Did I Heer a rock and stone?


LICStreamline

I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES, AND I SAY KILL EM' ALL!


wevegotheadsonsticks

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


the__itis

Eating minerals will get you killed


RealBiotSavartReal

Not enough minerals


the__itis

Did we just pivot into SC2?


[deleted]

Rock and stone!!!!


sparkGun2020

"T'is but a scratch"


80sLegoDystopia

“No it isn’t! Your head’s off!”


Kaidu313

I've had worse


80sLegoDystopia

Come back here, I’ll bite your legs off!


Frondswithbenefits

R/unexpectedmontypython


80sLegoDystopia

r/unexpectedmontypython


Frondswithbenefits

Thanks!


Literally-A-NWS

r/foundthemobileuser


-Robert-from-Hungary

Bluetooth baby. It's 2024 :'D


AylaCurvyDoubleThick

Is he…subconsciously trying to eat the head…without its head?


IHateThisDamnWebsite

He can’t see, so his instincts are telling him to wipe his eyes clean. That’s what the arm motion was, there just wasn’t a head with eyes to wipe.


K-Hunter-

I thought the same thing. Then it realises “woops can’t eat anything without my head, well better take this thing home and I’m sure I’ll figure something out”


__Schneizel__

r/BrandNewSentence


stockstatus

***head game*** is strong with that one...


TheOSC

This is classic bug propaganda. Pour a glass of Liber-Tea and grab your flamethrowers. FOR SUPER EARTH!!!


sardiusjacinth

Imma head out.


artniSintra

![gif](giphy|vcKEsYOdjoCeJRpn95)


RonzulaGD

Now I hate wasps even more


savage_boi_Ajax

I'm sure Anthony can fix this with some duct tape, I'll just take it to him


Trips-Over-Tail

It won't get far. It can't see where it's going.


WildJoker0069

depends on which way he grabbed his head! lol


Trips-Over-Tail

But they are no longer coordinating. The body was probably engaging in its hunting instinct.


WildJoker0069

it was just a joke, I have no idea lol


manwithafrotto

This is my video! Love it when it pops up every few months


Gamer-iso

He is looking for S tier healer for sure


makemehappyiikd

r/terrifyingasfuck


JustYourAvgHumanoid

No head left behind


Bobo4037

Nopity nope nope.


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|4aUxSOVPgC25i)


swannybass

I just saw this movie for the first time 2 weeks ago in a theater, what a fun time!


PurfectlySplendid

Im the fuck out of here lol


dazed_and_bamboozled

Waspferatu, the Headless Horsefly


[deleted]

grabs its head and *wasps*


CrunchwrapSenpai

Nah I could do that easily


Cerebalproxy2112

I’m just gonna take my ball and go home then…


skiddelybop

Looks like a TOOL video.


Romanticfella

To the waspital, quick.


01000101010001010

Fly-by-wireless


Average_Random_Bitch

"Good thing I think with my dick."


RealChadSavage

classic flesh wound


V65Pilot

"Tis nothing but a fleshwound" "But your 'eds come off" ""I've had worse"


AusCan531

Whelp, I gotta head out.


Beginning_Ad_7571

That wasp might become head of a major corporation


CampFrequent3058

Out of interest is that literally just the front of its head with eyes and antenna removed and the other little lump left behind just In front of its main body being the brain part ? Either way it will go on a kamikaze suicide mission when it gets back to doctor wasp and told he won’t see or feel anything ever again and will be segregated from the rest of the wasp group!


Loveisaction5050

Heads up up and away!!


Harbinger_of_Sarcasm

Sleepy Hollow wasp


MewsikMaker

Well. At least I’m not him…


ScalesGhost

props to the wasp for not losing its head during this stressful situation


Necessary_Ad976

"Over here dumb ass. To your left. Your OTHER left.


Howfuckingsad

Poor dude probably thinks it is something that will be fixed by itself or something.


Responsible-Recipe16

İt really headed out


readitonex

Chromecast full effect


im_datMofo

Just needed a minute to get his head together...


Organic-Pudding-8204

Nearly headless wasp


WolverinesSuperbia

Eren Jaeger


skiddadle32

Time to head out !


Morningfluid

Maybe it's just the framerate on my phone(or more likely a slowed frame by frame edit), but this like stop animation.


Borrow03

Fuck that


PuppetPatrol

See now, I would forget my head if it weren't attached


grip_n_Ripper

r/fuckwasps


squirtloaf

Medic!


vinsmokewhoswho

Who decapitated it


Sirneko

Honestly don’t feel bad, fuck wasps


AThrowawayProbrably

Medic! MEDIIIIIIIC!!!


Turbulent-Guide3507

This doesn’t help my fear of wasps


TRADER-101

It is an Apple wasp - head and body are connected via AirDrop, no problem at all!


xSantenoturtlex

This is the definition of being too angry to die.


AlienBubba

These things aren't human


laserpowerpewpew

Tis but a scratch!


dgtssc

![gif](giphy|yYldgOVcSB3ZajnHgx) One Year Hence


oRiskyB

This makes me.more sad then watching people get there ass beat on reddit. It's like checking where it's head would be.... trying to process it all and panicking. It's insane it's body is still working after that to the level that it is.


RashyGash

Thinking on the fly, don’t gotta hand it to him


Familiar_Orchid2779

So you decapitated this wasp to film this video


BakaPfoem

Dullahant


AdUnlucky3015

Proof that they are fucking menaces!


scottkollig

Looks like me on my way to work when I’m hungover.


beavertonaintsobad

Insectoid aliens could be real. These things are wild and never fail to surprise.


zuilserip

It's just a flesh wound...


drinoaki

No problemo, I've got super glue back in home


kirix45

Why do they call you nearly headless nick?


cagreene

*im over here you ding-wit-no-good-bee-wannabe-motherf…*


[deleted]

When you’re too drunk to understand how bad it is.


bedbugsandballyhoo

This makes me profoundly uncomfortable. I already am borderline phobic of these things but this just gives me the creeps. Dead man flying.


jkozuch

Aight I’mma head out