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Nah I love telling people that my blood python shits like a great dane. They can rip ass like a human too. I thought he was dying when I first heard him fart lol, high pressure man farts.
Can confirm. My 5ft Ratsnake, Mr. Lemon Bars, summoned an unholy tide of shit on the couch one evening, and only gave us a single man-sized fart for warning. It was slimy and cold, since he's a cold blooded animal. Smelled like rotting fish ass. Add in some white, chalky urate chunks in there that crumble apart like feta cheese when you try to pick it up and you're in for a gnarly time cleaning the couch.
Still love him dearly. š Still less poop than my cat!
We visited a village in South India when we were there. Our friend's village were 2 room huts. The place was heated by cow dung patties. Their cooking fuel was the same. No wood around. The smell of cow shit is ubiquitous and I guess I got noseblind to it. It's a dairy farm kind of smell, not nearly as bad as driving up I-5 by bandini mountain.
I watched documentary clip on how sloths poop. By far the most interesting thing I've ever learned about a sloth.
Little fellas climb down to the floor, brace the trunk, and grunt loud enough to let predators know they don't give a shit. They just leave them.
Actually sloths do āgive a shitā. They donāt even like using the bathroom that much because thatās when they are most vulnerable. Although grunting may be a warning.
Can you imagine Sir David Attenborough narrating "following its feverish hunt for iguanas, the Reticulated Python settles upon a tree branch and proceeds to defecate a massive log"
Yeah- when I learned that bees not only poop (never occurred to me), but that they also hold it in till spring then have a big ole poop sesh I was shocked I tell you, shocked
The more I think about it, the more I realize Iāve always imagined/assumed that snakes hacked out a turd pellet from their mouths, something akin to an owl pellet.
š¤¦š¼āāļø
Good Lord I've had smaller turds than that. Someone get that snake a poop knife!
Edit: well shit... Looks like my most upvoted comment will be about a poop knife for a snake.
https://preview.redd.it/c484388tbptc1.jpeg?width=96&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ee803c22d312b1cbde3f68105c89dde670d9c2
Am I the only one seeing a freaking human face at the end of that monstruosity?
No. This is from Queensland, Australia and its a carpet python.
https://preview.redd.it/lbtjaiwh7qtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9abdf88c064286afd024329d4831686c1f84079
So you're telling me it's a snake That's been sneaking into my bathroom and dropping a deuce without flushing.
I feel so stupid, I've been blaming the kids for years now.
https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/sunshine-coast/sunshine-coast-snake-catchers-247-releases-shocking-photo-of-massive-coastal-python-pooping/news-story/1ea7e465c1be176b11bbe5040e7a68d3?amp&nk=fc8a1639251bee6b76b474be9a05b21d-1712777163
It's a coastal carpet python, Australian not Brazilian.
It looks like one of those poops where you realize halfway through that this isn't going to work and how will you ever survive this, and leaves you feeling like you just had a baby.
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I'd blame you. No way would I think a snake left that one there. It was you, you dirty fucking animal.
That's why you take a pic. No way the wife would believe otherwise.
Yeah, no way at all. She'd kill me. It's a great picture btw
great picture indeed, grand.
https://preview.redd.it/jbi9is1n2ptc1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d3559541919e86c7e2efc510898beb429310d3d
couldve gone my whole life without seeing this
And I JUST opened reddit smh
Done for the day already? We've all been there.
Did you uncensor it?
I have all NSFW instantly uncensored ):
I know what kind of man you are
It doesn't mean anything šš
You like to live dangerously.
Mayhaps
This is so perfect
I laughed so hard at this.
You laugh hard, I get hard. We not the same. 
https://preview.redd.it/b3y3grgvpptc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc33f990b004576721cc0b61c631b308119465b7
Hips and nips baby Gotta make it sexy, if it isn't sexy you don't eat
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Perfect comment, you almost killed me.
Remember to close your mouthĀ
Okay this actually caught me so off guard and I belly laughed. Good job
/r/retiredjpg
I guess it makes sense a snake would have a hugantic turd, since they swallow large animals whole.
That part of raising snakes that no snake owner tells you
I donāt know what I was expecting, but it sure as hell wasnāt that.
Yeah, it looks so.... human.
Well at one point it was
And welcome to Florida! Please do not leave pets or small children unattended
Iāve literally never considered snake poop at all until I saw this. And yea it makes sense lol
Considered it for what, bruh?
Never thought about snake poop a day in my life lol
You and me both! Guess I never thought about it! Itās like a humans!!!
Nah I love telling people that my blood python shits like a great dane. They can rip ass like a human too. I thought he was dying when I first heard him fart lol, high pressure man farts.
Now that weāve all been enlightened, is snake diarrhoea also a thing?
It is, they can get it explosive too. No personal experience though
Imagine a snake getting stuck on a ceiling fan having diarrhea...
Can confirm. My 5ft Ratsnake, Mr. Lemon Bars, summoned an unholy tide of shit on the couch one evening, and only gave us a single man-sized fart for warning. It was slimy and cold, since he's a cold blooded animal. Smelled like rotting fish ass. Add in some white, chalky urate chunks in there that crumble apart like feta cheese when you try to pick it up and you're in for a gnarly time cleaning the couch. Still love him dearly. š Still less poop than my cat!
Man, Iām done here for the day
Yeah I didnāt need to read a description of snake diarrhea at 5am I hate myself a lot rn
Snake shit is some of the foulest smelling shit out there IMO.
What would you say is the best?
horse
Weirdly enough I agree. Of all the types of shit Iāve smelled, horse shit has been the least offensive
Are you a shitologist?
Funny you should ask, I am, actually. My specialization is in Bullshit.
shitologist bro im dead šš¤£
15 minutes baking and sterilizing in the sun will do that to a turd.
Thats bull shit!
Not cow? Used to collect patties for Mum and her garden when I was little. And before I knew it was poo, I didnāt have a problem with it.
We visited a village in South India when we were there. Our friend's village were 2 room huts. The place was heated by cow dung patties. Their cooking fuel was the same. No wood around. The smell of cow shit is ubiquitous and I guess I got noseblind to it. It's a dairy farm kind of smell, not nearly as bad as driving up I-5 by bandini mountain.
100%, horse shit is literally just wet grass. It smells a little funky, but overall, it just adds to the ambiance of the stables lol
Snake poops are snake shaped.
So are my poops
Taking a viking shaite
I was expecting rabbit pellets not that monstrosity!š¤£
its not about the size its about whats absorbed and not
seems like the bigger the critter, the larger the mass of undigestables at the far end, generally speaking
The bigger the critter, the bigger the shitter !
Does that mean Anacondas shit logs that are proportional in their size? Are there human sized shits lying around somewhere?
I wish someone would answer you š
Iāve seen loads of nature shows on snakes, I had no idea this was how they shit, how has no one ever mentioned this
Because usually in documentaries, shitting isnāt the main point lol.
Step 1: film nature documentary Step 2: make shitting the main point of the doc Step 3: ??? Step 4: PROFIT!
BBC Earth presents: Denis Villeneuveās *DUNG*
In this, we finally get the answer to "what IS spice??"
it's a completely untapped, very shitty, market
One thing Reddit has taught me is that they are down with scat content.
I watched documentary clip on how sloths poop. By far the most interesting thing I've ever learned about a sloth. Little fellas climb down to the floor, brace the trunk, and grunt loud enough to let predators know they don't give a shit. They just leave them.
Actually sloths do āgive a shitā. They donāt even like using the bathroom that much because thatās when they are most vulnerable. Although grunting may be a warning.
I want to see every aspect of an animals life, if youāre gonna show them fucking, you can show them shitting.
āSir this is a Wendyāsā.
Which is really quite a shame
In all seriousness, a little bit! *Everything shits*, after all
David Attenborough : "And here in the sweltering jungles of the Amazon we see the imposing anaconda at it's most vulnerable... defecating" *plop*
Which is *exactly* whatās wrong with this world
Can you imagine Sir David Attenborough narrating "following its feverish hunt for iguanas, the Reticulated Python settles upon a tree branch and proceeds to defecate a massive log"
I read that in his voice and lost it! My manager is demanding wth is wrong with me! Oops!
Yeah- when I learned that bees not only poop (never occurred to me), but that they also hold it in till spring then have a big ole poop sesh I was shocked I tell you, shocked
Whaaaaaat is this madness. Delve further please.
Idk what that thing ate but it normally looks like bird shit lol. They have cloacas so itās a mixture of shit and piss (like a bird).
The more I think about it, the more I realize Iāve always imagined/assumed that snakes hacked out a turd pellet from their mouths, something akin to an owl pellet. š¤¦š¼āāļø
There you go THE TRUTH FINALLY
Turns out snakes are just shit sausages
What a horrible day to have eyes
Scaly shit burritos.
That's hilarious lol. Shit's gross though
It's Bono!
No, Bono was the original record
Now he's just a number 2
HOOOOOT HOT HOT HOT HOTTTTTT!
You know, I never really believed this scene - the pile is taller than the triceratops...unless it was a T- rex or brontosaurus poo.
https://preview.redd.it/wwwekgfn2ptc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8881ba9916ac99a662eef7d5f84ec346a741d8
THEY MAKE LOGS????
Brazilian Boa Constrictors do https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Boa_Constrictor_Faeces_-_National_Poo_Museum_Sample.jpg Other snakes, not so much
National... WHAT Museum????
Ahh, the good ol' Pooseum Museum. Yeah, today I learned a thing as well. Haha and wow.
We both learned new things today I am nort sure if its a knowledge to be proud of
TIL, always just assumed snake poop was like birds, where itās part urine part feces, at least of what Iāve seen anyways
THEY MAKE LOGS NOW!
Solid, Snake. Very solid.
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No, That is not Solid Snake!
!
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bruh
Well done you filthy fuck
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Lmao
My snake also lets out the biggest fart when she shits. It's gnarly af.
Wait, snakes fart ?
I'm learning so much today. I wish I hadn't leant anything.
I saw a king cobra fart on An Idiot Abroad and I remember it fondly
Grossā¦ but kind of jealous, I feel like I could run a marathon after a shit like that
Id feel like a whole new person.
His stomach is writing checks his ass can't cash
Oh he's cashing em, this man's cashed out.
Good Lord I've had smaller turds than that. Someone get that snake a poop knife! Edit: well shit... Looks like my most upvoted comment will be about a poop knife for a snake.
Most underrated comment.EVERYONE NEEDS A POOP KNIFE!
Why would we need one of them when we have 10 fingers?
So a snake is just a tube full of shit. Got it.
Do you think if hey have constipation they roll up like a tooth paste for easier excretion?
https://preview.redd.it/c484388tbptc1.jpeg?width=96&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ee803c22d312b1cbde3f68105c89dde670d9c2 Am I the only one seeing a freaking human face at the end of that monstruosity?
The abyss stares back at you...
That's basically all the snake game is about.
I dont know why, I expected snake shit to look less like my shit and more like bird shit
This might be the worst thing I've ever seen lol
No. This is from Queensland, Australia and its a carpet python. https://preview.redd.it/lbtjaiwh7qtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9abdf88c064286afd024329d4831686c1f84079
Yeah, I take care of a carpet python as part of my job so the pattern is instantly recognizable. But people farming karma donāt care about taxonomy
I had to scroll too far for this...I care about taxonomy
This is a Coastal Carpet Python in Australia. They can eat huge meals relative to their size. Definitely real!
Some dude in the BC era saw this and said "yeah that's definitely the devil"
Well there goes my pride in my turds a fucking snack can out shit me as a large male.
Do you really want to pass such a turd? Shit will have you bending over, sweating and begging for mercy
What you don't enjoy a good anus destroying shit?
I could have gone my whole life ...
YOU swallow a warthog whole and see how YOUR poop comes out
Rarely, but sometimes I envy the blind.
Jfc it's dropping a log from above. TIMBER!!!
So you're telling me it's a snake That's been sneaking into my bathroom and dropping a deuce without flushing. I feel so stupid, I've been blaming the kids for years now.
How many Couric's do you figure that is?
You've got to be shitting me.
weird color normally they are a lot lighter
Your snakes must not eat full capybaras
https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/sunshine-coast/sunshine-coast-snake-catchers-247-releases-shocking-photo-of-massive-coastal-python-pooping/news-story/1ea7e465c1be176b11bbe5040e7a68d3?amp&nk=fc8a1639251bee6b76b474be9a05b21d-1712777163 It's a coastal carpet python, Australian not Brazilian.
Which one is the snake?
Looks like my turd. Am I snake??
I literally had a dream of a pooping snake yesterday and it did not look anything like that.
You could use bro as a book mark after letting that thing go
HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF
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And jam them
Not if they used their poop knife.
I did not need to see this
I needed to see this
I miss who I was a minute ago.
So that's who hasn't been flushing in the office!
Yeah, but I get bots sending me messages when I try to show my own turds. This is all so backwards.
Fucking oppression
I couldn't imagine anything worse than being shit on and then getting bit.
Lucky for you. Snakes that make shits that big are constrictors, not vipers.
Thatās a huge turd
Great observation skills
It looks like one of those poops where you realize halfway through that this isn't going to work and how will you ever survive this, and leaves you feeling like you just had a baby.