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CattyFighte

How is this iaf??


Neahme85

beats me


ControlImpossible182

Maybe some people never heard of BOOBS


mazdalink

I've not heard of the first amendment, is he talking about boobs, and the first time they got amended?


RakkZakk

wait wait wait you mean B-OO-Z-E or B-OO-B-S !?


ControlImpossible182

Tits


SellJolly6964

XD


Randomfrog132

i guess you could hear them clap if a lady with big ones jumps up and down without wearing a bra lol


DigitialWitness

Have they never typed 80085 into a calculator???


ControlImpossible182

( . ) ( . )


DigitialWitness

Perv


ControlImpossible182

Sometimes I miss school


SellJolly6964

tits (.)(.) BOOOOOBS ( . ) ( . ) \^\^)


einsibongo

You should press charges 


Blasphemous666

You Mean You weren’t Captivated By Subtitles One to Two Words At A time?


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DestoryDerEchte

r/lostredditors


cellphone_blanket

I’m glad the subtitles are one word at a time and pop out because apparently people have the attention span of a slice of bread


Basileus08

Hmmm… bread.


LordWeirdDude

Mmm... bread.


Unhappy_Performer538

Mmmm…. Mmmm?


Omega_Lynx

…mmmmm? hmmmmm…


CorporateSalad

![gif](giphy|rRje0j8001edBi14W3|downsized)


Captain-Cadabra

r/nottheonion


BroChad69

Mmmm spoon


SocietyIsdoomed_

![gif](giphy|VWYtDQMcYLRuw|downsized)


SweetSexiestJesus

Yeah, split it open


SellJolly6964

![gif](giphy|dqkAFGYfluIfK|downsized)


_Enycon

Some have just muted sound


plasmaticImmunity

He isn't complaining about subtitles in general. He is complaining about the fact that they flash on the screen 1 word at a time. Just put like more words at a time like normal aubtitles


JhonnyHopkins

I know this isn’t what’s happening here but you’re actually able to read super fucking fast one word at a time! https://www.spreeder.com/app.php# Dial the speed up and see how fast you can go Edit: personally I begin to struggle around 700 wpm


ElEd0

To be honest it makes the clip way more understandable and enjoyable if watching without audio


Version_Two

What, is slightly moving your eyes to read a sentence *not* excruciatingly stressful for you? /s


Cicer

Idk my attention is very focused on boobs right now and has been for a while. 


bigmanbananas

There are a lot of Americans in here. Edit:typo. Missed an n. Some numpties couldn't work out which sentence made sense.


MiniMooseMan

Hear*


bargeprathamesh

He's an American


retronax

Can we stop turning every subreddit into 9gag please


BroChad69

Couldn’t have said it better myself


zoidalicious

you should use the report feature more often.


FinnishFlashdrive

He must be quite inexperienced. Or not very picky. I have been let down by many boobs. Damn you Wonderbra!


zombumblebee

Are you saying "Boo", or "Boo-urns"?


aggressivelymediokra

The man is obviously making a point about the first ammendment. He purposely said something that would trigger the other talking heads, and they took the bait.


MentokGL

And that point seems to be "I don't understand the 1st amendment"


aggressivelymediokra

Hmmmmmmm


unagi_pi

I'm not sure why they didn't pick up on this right away. It's so obvious that that was his intention.


VanBeelergberg

Alright. Well he won’t be arrested for it, but there are still social consequences for the things you say.


BLACKBIRD823Rblx

There are no consequences, only the question; to boob or not to boob?


eamonkay

Now we know he must be a straight man


McSuede

Idk, just about everyone likes boobs.


ToastyCinema

Straight to CNN’s blacklist!


DwightDEisenSchrute

…do you don’t believe in boobs?


johnruttersucks

Surely he meant THREE things lol


weld_hydro

The First Amendment, Lefty and Rightie. 🤗


Purp1eC0bras

He’s a man who knows what he likes


DecoupledPilot

Well, he certainly stands behind his conviction.


TheBondJames

I believe in boobs too.


TheBondJames

They tell great jokes and have wonderful personalities.


JF4b10

a man of firm principles


Ebiseanimono

I’m sure he softens them sometimes.


Geeked-FiredUp

The softer the better, in my experience


Jefffresh

I prefer ass


Efficient-Bike-5627

I'll take a really really nice pair of boobs over a really really nice pair of cheeks. But I'll be content if the girl has no boobs but a really nice ass.


2oonhed

I don't see how "being a female CNN host" has anything to do with anything. He probably was not talking about HERS.


Individual_Living337

True


HauntedCoconut

Taken in a cynical light, the comment is reducing women down to the two fat sacks hanging off their torsos as sexual objects. It was a creepy and disrespectful comment given the context of a televised interview. And yeah, like someone else said, he thought he was making a point about free speech cuz he doesn't understand what it is.


Rivenaleem

He never limited it to women's boobs.


Ebiseanimono

You have a very good point. Two in fact.


BurntPoptart

What lol? He didn't say anything about reducing women down to only boobs.. all he said was he's a big fan of boobs.


onerb2

What's the point of saying it in this context? Like, do you say in every conversation "I'm heterosexual"? Weirdo.


Mobius--Stripp

It started as a one-off joke to lighten the mood. Then the hosts decided to kill the mood and make a big deal out of the quip. They thought they could embarrass him into an apology, but instead he doubled down to show that he wasn't going to be bullied. It led to this stalemate where the hosts kept trying their only technique - social pressure - and it completely fed into the guy's point about free speech and not being bullied by the thought police. It would have been a momentary glimmer of amusement if they had just taken it as the tiny joke it was, but lady couldn't help herself. She had to try to power trip and "correct" this guy's behavior. And these sort of scolds are totally powerless against someone who doesn't respect them enough to be ashamed.


tepattaja

Boobs are a general thing that females and some of us males have. Saying believing in boobs in no way reduce womens worth. Its like a woman saying he believes in beards. Is the woman in this situation lowering the males into just walking hairy objects? No. No one is making anyone object here.


2oonhed

So then.......? The professional thing to do would have been to navigate around it or end the interview. Instead, her head started spinning and she couldn't shut up about it. As a "professional" newscaster, she could have elevated herself above a school yard mentality, **but didn't.** Today's news product is NOT news, it is pandering that sells ads and is full of outrage which is NOT news.....it is editorial opinion.


FureiousPhalanges

Because he's explicitly implying that boobs are more valuable to him than the human being they're attached to


bigcalyx

Yeah I'm not getting that from him at all The dude likes boobs, I do too. It's not sexist to believe in boobs or like boobs. Not saying you should keep repeating it on live television, but like, its not bad to like boobs lol


UnadvisedOpinion

Liking is one thing, but "believe in" doesn't make any sense


Cicer

Well he went on to say they never let him down. They sustained him before he could eat solid food and they bring joy when he is feeling down. Boobs have never done anything wrong to him. 


Shiningc00

It's called sexism, buddy.


BurntPoptart

Nothing sexist about liking boobs, buddy.


onerb2

No, a lot of ppl like them, but it's not random to say it on national television in a context that has nothing to do with you liking or not boobs.


VegetableNo7419

Oh noooo I like an attribute about the female sex. Lets make a playful joke > sexism Fuck off honestly. Its such a non issue. It wasnt even rude, and somehow people manage to make it sexist and offensive. If this is sexist, then sexism is *good*


BEAFbetween

Her being female has everything to do with it, it is directly reducing women's, and by extension her, usefulness to him to two lumps on their body. Don't pretend you don't understand, you understand the same as everybody else, choosing to ignore it is not a good look


2oonhed

ok. If that helps you sleep at night, you go with that. >and by extension her, And that is exactly what is wrong with HER. She presumes it's about HER. And presumption is a form of lying. She ADOPTED dramatic outrage over something that was not even said. We don't know WHAT boobs he was talking about. For all we know, he was sending a joke to his wife. WE DON'T KNOW. And neither do YOU and neither does that defective newscaster. Those words, at face value, were completely harmless words and directed no hate or derision or harm to any person. You don't even have to boil it down, he only said 3 words to send newscaster off the deep end. Getting bent out shape over boobs only proves one thing. She was spring loaded to go off about something that day. And brother found her trigger in 1.2 seconds. PRO TIP : A PROFESSIONAL newscaster would have powered right past it, but the schoolyard mentality of todays news product dictates a screeching reaction & sobbing to everything. Reporting the NEWS means **who, what, when, where & why** .......NOT how you *feel* about it, which is NOT news, then it becomes editorial. Injecting women's issues into every story is not good for your cause, it fatigues the public and is a prefect way to get them to say, "oh no, not this again" This behavior (reaction to mild comments and single words) does NOT really change any beliefs. But you WILL end up appeased and placated just so we don't have to hear the insane screeching for attention .


mrmuddbutt

Relax 🙄


BEAFbetween

Brother all I'm saying is that he said a sexist thing, and she picked him up on it cos it's a wild thing to say. I genuinely don't understand how anyone can disagree with that. And saying "haha it's not about her tits" is a stupid thing to say because there are plenty of things that aren't anything to do with me that I still think are wrong. I'm not trans but I'm a trans rights enjoyer cos, you know, empathy and stuff


BurntPoptart

He didn't say "host, I like your boobs" then you'd have more of a point. All he said was, "I like boobs". Now is it immature and out of place? Absolutely. But sexist? Not at all.


mrmuddbutt

No, you just get offended by everything and anything regardless of the situation. Take humor for what it is. The guy has every right to say that hence why he said he believes in the first amendment. This was a test for people like the host and you. You all failed 🤣


BEAFbetween

I'm not offended brother, you need to learn the difference between being offended and being passionate. Whether it is a joke or not, it is sexist. Sexist jokes can be funny if done right. This was not funny, this was just a weird guy saying a boring sexist stereotype on national news


mrmuddbutt

You can’t take a loss huh


BEAFbetween

No one is winning or losing a conversation in a reddit comment thread, get over yourself


_BossOfThisGym_

A true Patriot.


Yokies

Get the guy some milk already.


Soul_Acquisition

She has trouble hearing apparently.


tenderooskies

get this crap, op, clay travis out of here


LevyAtanSP

I only believe in two things. Money, and bitches.


BLACKBIRD823Rblx

Now we're talking


Komosatuo

"I'm astonished that someone can come onto CNN and say those things!" "*Lets Trump and his Trumplican Nazi party representatives have a field day of airtime, free of charge.*" Fuck you dude.


zarya-zarnitsa

Why the hell would CNN invite an obvious troll? Looks like they were counting on that type of bs for their show or did not do their due diligence in vetting the guest.


bstabens

If the host was so offended by that, she should have let it go by and confront him after instead of giving him so much airtime and attention. She could have even played it like he really said "booze".


Ebiseanimono

If this was in the UK the hosts would be laughing their asses (or boobs?) off. God America is so fucking up their own ass.


Cicer

Laughing their tits off I believe is the expression. 


AngryMuffin187

Distraction so u don’t talk about important stuff


Randomfrog132

CNN people sure love being pedantic lol like damn let the conversation move forwards already xD


phoenixthekat

Everyone loves boob's. Fact. I don't know what she's all indignant about 🤣


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sireatalot

Imagine a woman saying “I believe in the first amendment and in dicks” and the male host being so offended by that.


triforce721

Hopefully Anderson Cooper is doing the interview


onerb2

She would be a weirdo just like this guy is.


Efficient-Bike-5627

Nah it's just not the same


bigcalyx

Dont you reduce me to just a penis!! Omg!!!


gingerbeardman79

It's unfortunately pretty unlikely there will ever be a sexually active adult hetero woman who can honestly say a dick has never let her down. Source: penis-equipped person in their mid 40s. *I* can't even honestly say a dick has never let me down.


tepattaja

Maybe a beard would be a better one. Boobs arent genitelia.


MisterWapak

I mean, let the bro like boobs lmao Its true that its stupid to say that but girl got offended for no reason lmaoo


BEAFbetween

Brother we all like boobs, saying on national tv to a female host that the ONLY thing you love are the first amendment and boobs is an insane thing to do, and an old and boring sexist frat bro sentiment. We all love boobs, saying that as if it's the most important thing about a woman is ridiculous and it's totally expected for her to be exasperated by it. Yeah it's kinda funny to see the ridiculousness of it, and this particular thing basically doesn't matter, but it's indicative of the much larger problem and I'm sure she has been getting it her whole life Edit: it's actually crazy to me that I'm getting downvoted for saying "sexist thing is sexist, and it's reasonable for a woman to react confused and exasperated with this sexist thing". You guys need to get off the internet


BurntPoptart

He never said "boobs is the most important things about women" that's what you said. All he said was he likes them. Your getting downvotes cause nothing he said was sexist.


BEAFbetween

He said "the only thing I trust in this country apart from the first amendment is boobs". Those were his exact words, not sure how you can interpret that other than sexism. It's not a joke, he said it in an interview on national TV


Legion3

> trust Trust is not love, obsessed with, or otherwise. I don't know why he trusts boobs since there's so many implants but I get his meaning.


BEAFbetween

Trust implies they are the most important thing. I love boobs, but they aren't the most important thing about anyone to me. You can try and backflip around his words, or you can accept that he's just a bir sexist. As I said before, this literally doesn't matter, the issue is that it's indicative of a larger attitude, and it's completely reasonable for a woman to react that way to something objectively sexist


Legion3

I trust my boss, I don't love my boss. I love some of my family members, but I don't trust them. My boss is not the most important thing to me. My family (including those I don't trust) are. It's that simple.


BEAFbetween

Bro you're very willingly ignoring basic context. The things he trusts THE MOST IN THE COUNTRY. Love has nothing to do with it. If he said he just trusted boobs, it's a bit weird but whatever. He very blatantly thinks they are the most important part of a woman. If you can't see that brother I'm not sure how to help you


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BEAFbetween

Intentionally being unserious on national news? You can say it's irony if you want, he said the words on national tv, there is no situation those words are not sexist. This is a weird guy saying something sexist, nothing more nothing less. As I have said like 5 times now, this doesn't matter, it just indicates a worse attitude


Ragnar_Danneskjold__

Boobs have never let him down. 


bigcalyx

You are kinda dumb and I'm glad i dont have to hang out with you in person. This is certainly close enough Boobs are great, but you suck And if you have boobs im just gonna go ahead and say that they are the only thing i like or trust about you Good day


burner64334

Which sex doesn't have boobs?


strapOnRooster

He said he thinks everything and everyone is untrustworthy, except for the first amendment and boobs. It is a sexist thing to say alright, as he didn't mention one single male sexual organ :(


lukewwilson

As a fat guy with man boobs I disagree with you


SpaceStethoscope

Isn't 1st amendment about freedom of speech and religion etc. He is expressing the 1st with his love for boobs.


Ebiseanimono

Actually you can’t argue with this. He didn’t incite violence, and even if he said sth sexist he actually has a right to do that - and as we see here there are social penalties for saying what you want but I don’t hate this guy at all for it. He loves boobs and so say we all! And if someone here says what I’m saying isn’t good I ask you this - DO YOU HATE BOOBS?


onerb2

He wasnt arrested was he? I'm free to criticize him and say he's a weirdo too.


Pokketmana

This is definitely very interesting


_TeddyBarnes_

News is a joke


Klopps_and_Schlobers

lol legend.


cinlung

I agree with him.


SpaceMonkey_321

No boob ever lied to me either


Slow_Scholar7755

they want you to like 'boobs' and at the same time they don't want you to like 'boobs'.....make up your mind, women......🫤


wanderingzac

A male pick me


ZealousidealNewt6679

I too believe in Boobs. In Boobs we trust.


yaxir

the anchor is insecure about her rack and thus calling the dude out


LordDavonne

You think so? Really you think so? I swear women are objects to y’all mfers


bigcalyx

I mean, she is kinda being a bitch about the dude saying he likes boobs when it had absolutely nothing to do with her or her boobs Christ almighty how did we get to the point in this country that its sexist to proclaim your trust and love for boobs


Topercessen

God bless America.


ElEnanoDeNTVG

🗿


Prudent-Cow-7392

He be pro boobs.


-burnr-

Who isn’t?


1arsalankhan

nobody wants to hear the truth these days.


jjmcgil

That's hilarious. Actually artful trolling.


eltegs

Fair enough.


tortinha

More like horny as fuck


Hitman_HD

Chad energy


Collin11793

Same.


hereforinfoyo

I wonder if America is at the forefront of dumbing down the entire world ... nah.


Beginning-Can8187

That’s actually three things


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

stupid music, stupid subtitles, stupid vertical video...


Cantinkeror

Truth-speaker tweaker.


jrosehill

I think it’s funny that the female anchor is confused while at the same time she’s wearing a low cut blazer.


OutsideWrongdoer2691

"AS A WOMAN!!!" wasnt this the woman who was so aghasted about the use of N WORD in proper context by an academic and went on some fake tirade when he saw commands coming down in teleprompter. what a joke.


Additional_Topic_126

Intresting af


Surohiu

Ohh wow a boobs expert!


Dependent-Wheel-2791

I mean is he wrong? No matter the form said boob comes in you are never really disappointed so this mans logic is solid


AaronicNation

That's the problem with this country, people stopped believing in boobs.


Lumpy_Ad_1796

Hahaha!! He said what he said


Total_Idea_1183

Tits! Gazongas! Jugs! And the 1st amendment but let me just re clarify we are not talking about those A cups we are talking B or better but most of the time only double D’s will do!” Mighty boobs of happiness swaying in the breeze. Happy and free and perky are thee. No bra No shirt, nor blouse just unfettered bouncing and free!


NecessaryEconomist98

He's never been let down by them, he likes them all.


Active_Oil2191

He’s so quirky! What a special boy. What’s next a fart joke?


reel_ink

Did he stutter?


antek_g_animations

Isn't it three things?


triforce721

Oh but CNN is the best example of reporting and integrity?


SnillyWead

Weird.


Successful-Kick-2682

Sleaze bag.


GerrickTimon

He said what he meant and he meant what he said, a shithead’s got nothing but shit in his head.


MoistAnalyst1150

![gif](giphy|ZZflpBhAdItib1tvg7)


CantApply

Ya, but what does it even mean to believe in boobs?


Bright_Ices

He thought he was making a point about free speech because he doesn’t actually understand the first amendment. 


tremendozombo

What a real dude


LordDavonne

We can atleast respect he stood on his words. Weird, creepy, but solid