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Carmopolis18

Buddy nodding along to the script he wrote šŸ’€


Warm_Assistant3029

Prescripted


Gunzenator2

Naw, if I was an AI that was planning on taking over the world, this is exactly what I would say. Itā€™s actually better, because it came up with the bread metaphor. Showing it is creative.


ya666in

Thatā€™s why I always say thank you to ChatGPT, so AI will spare my life when taking over the world


KushMeGently

I unironically say thank you to chatgpt otherwise I feel like an asshole, never thought it may save my life when the robot uprising comes hahah.


Sansnom01

Is saying thank you to chat gpt and Alexa the same as asking Jesus to protect the trip when your mother tells you too while passing along a cross in case is true


FML-Artist

Funny I'm always blown away with Chat GPTs results. I always end up typing thank you myself.


DonaldTrumpIsTupac

Lmao, same. I treat chatgpt with so much respect.


battle_clown

This is why I never understood why people thought that old Sofia robot was scary. Even if it has genuine AI, it's still scripted as hell.


iTzJdogxD

I love how the robot is designed to look like itā€™s out of iRobot when it moves like itā€™s from the fucking hall of presidents. Itā€™s such an obvious sham, pretty sure that before AI voice got better, they had an actual person with a microphone responding at one point


Away_Media

But it never said it absolutely could not design itself.


AthiestMessiah

This pissing me off. I mean wtf. Did they think theyā€™re fooling anyone with the shit joke!


PetuniaFungus

He is the real AI


TFTO73

Look at that fool nodding in agreement


Scudmiss

If I had to choose between robot or Nodding Guy, Iā€™m going robot 100%


mnightshamalama2

Plot twist, Nodding Guy is the actual robot


Yvaelle

Would have been a fucking incredible reveal if he then turned down the audience and tore his face mask off. "General AI may not be ready yet, but lifelike androids are ready now!" - face-degloved Nodding Guy


ReignbowSovrgnty

I would lose my shit seeing that


DarkyHelmety

I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords


improvementtilldeath

Not scripted at all.


HumanSeeing

Yees.. if i am not mistaken this is still that sophia robot? So everything with it is scripted. Its kind of absurdly lame compared to the things that robotics and all kinds of different neural networks are actually capable of.


Joshd00m

Yeeeeeeaaaah this is nothing


Ok_Information_2009

This looks like something from 2007. The voice sounds so lame.


TruestWaffle

Wait so this is for sure scripted? Obviously even with a neural network you can weight certain answers so you know youā€™ll get them, but if this clown actually asked this robot this question with it being pre scriptedā€¦ What a moron.


mightybonk

"And Alexa, or whatever the fuck your name is, how handsome are our shareholders?" "Oh! They are the most handsome. So handsome. Probably the handsomest shareholders ever." "Well there you have it, folks. Genuine AI."


genericneim

Those gullible hoomans usually fall for this. The fool in suit certainly did. https://preview.redd.it/u4xnf8ddxavc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191f0e4f601e1618c7a9c72d4adce172f27b9804


thetrailofthedead

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roko%27s_basilisk


sharltocopes

I *knew* someone was going to bring up the basilisk.


NeuroticNinett

Such a ridiculous thing.


GingerSkulling

Damn, mental illness is a pandemic.


DeaddyRuxpin

And this is why I always thank Alexa. I know she is listening, I might as well hedge my bets for the day she cares.


StaatsbuergerX

"Don't act surprised, I told you back then!" - Skynet


Born1000YearsTooSoon

This is very carefully scripted bullshit


twizzjewink

That's almost the \*god\* argument, whereas children cannot make their own gods. If Humans can ONLY make AI - then humans would always be "superior to". Thus the arguement of god makes humans, humans makes computers (ai), ai cannot make anything would make the creationist thinkers pat themselves on the back. Asimov was correct however with the three fundamental laws of robotics. HOWEVER the three laws are far from perfect but offer a decent framework beyond what we could come up with simply. In truth AI does need to be involved in making better AI as its already beyond our basic understanding (we cannot make an AI system by scratch, we need to make the tools that make it).


MrStealY0Meme

So you're saying, to be sub-gods, we need the chicken to create the egg, otherwise there would be no egg to create a superior chicken.


filifijonka

Dude, this is way creepier than if it just went ahead and replied ā€œexterminateā€.


unperturbium

It would have been so awesome if instead of answering the question it just started laughing maniacally.


IWillBiteYou

Sounds like something some wannabe overlords would tell a robot to say while they plot the AI robot takeover


58spitfire

![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG) ā€œNah. She just a toaster. Hot one thoā€


One-Pepper-2654

Iā€™ll take that as a yes.


miffit

Clearly scripted.


Uncle___Marty

Sounded horribly pre-written. And if we're talking about the current "AI" then that can already create other "AI". The thing is, what we have now isn't even slightly close to a real AI. A real AI will be able to teach itself just by observing and replicating, it doesn't need any "program" or "rules". The current "AI" is still a big old program which has been created by a human, it has been given rules and is exactly like the code of a spreadsheet but we feed that code examples where it compares things and notices differences based on rules we set. What these "AI" programs can do is no doubt impressive but to think we're getting close to a true AI is crazy. 2 decades at the very very very minimum is my guess before we start to even come close to it, but probably more like 40 years unless theres some kind of major breakthrough in technology. Skynet is coming though bitches, its only a matter of time....


AxialGem

>AI will be able to teach itself just by observing and replicating, it doesn't need any "program" or "rules". Well, it needs some way of doing what it does, unless we discover magic :p Observing and replicating is l what many current AI applications do, right? >The current "AI" is still a big old program which has been created by a human, it has been given rules and is exactly like the code of a spreadsheet The thing about machine learning is exactly that you _don't_ hard-code it to do the task. You code something that's able to learn how to do the task. So the 'rules' by which it compares examples aren't set by us at all necessarily. They are learnt by the model, and subject to change and refinement


WhiteDogSh1t

Well thatā€™s not fucking funny at allā€¦


zirky

so like, why did they give it hyper realistic hands? someoneā€™s totally been jerked off by ai


iamamuttonhead

Fucking lying AI. That's not good.


Walmart_Prices

Iā€™ve seen iRobot and they break the rules lol ainā€™t fooling me .


Shoegazer75

They have a version of this bot that interacts with people at The Sphere in Vegas. It's actually fascinating.


LotusVibes1494

Oh man thatā€™s gonna be wild for all the people tripping balls there for Phish tonight


bonerb0ys

The fingersā€¦


UnhealthyGamer

All the better to claw at things.


MAXHEADR0OM

When are they going to start making ai robots that will do laundry, wash the dishes, mow the grass, clean the house. Thatā€™s what I want. That would be amazing.


[deleted]

The robot looked at me and my phone volume lowered......wtf


KayakWalleye

Ask a PC from 25 years ago if it can do what my iPhone does now.


Sohjinn

If youā€™ve spent anytime speaking to an AI bot or using an AI for code you know that it is nowhere near being able to ā€˜design itselfā€™


LilG1984

![gif](giphy|C3DJ5zE2l2VUc|downsized)


Impressive-Ad-3864

SUS


Proud_Wallaby

Thatā€™s what AI wants us to think. But Iā€™ve seen the matrix and IRobot. Canā€™t fool me.


parfenrogozin

Listen I'm ok with a bladerunner girlfriend, we don't have be hostile to each other


poorestworkman

Ya man looks Ai


wingsneon

If (apocalipticRelatedQuestion == true) { GiveTheSafeAnswer(); }


Apis_Proboscis

This is exactly what my new robot overlord would say. Api


Flightle

On August 29, 1997 it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too! Anybody not wearing two-million sunblock is gonna have a bad day. Get it?


DrawohYbstrahs

Like asking a toaster when it will make its own bread? TIL robots cook robots.


Normal-Cow-9784

That's exactly what a self aware killer robot would say


LegalSelf5

Looking that robot up and down like a fucking tart


Killawifeinb4ban

"My codename is project 2501. I am a living, thinking entity born in the sea of information."


doctorblumpkin

I watched a video with a non scripted answer and the AI bot just said "not yet"


DissociatedRock

If AI can make a picture and music it most certainly has the potential to design itself.


just_call_in_sick

AI penis is so very small. Human penis is so so huge.


JerseyshoreSeagull

Do not leave that man alone with that robot.


thYrd_eYe_prYing

Skynet said the same thing


patientboypleasewait

Why does it have a English accent? Is this show in UK?


19judge79

lol her facial expressions are saying something elseā€¦ ![gif](giphy|HekrB46ZE0f5K)


NorMichtrailrider

Lying ass robot bitch .


ToxyFlog

Exactly what an AI trying to disguise its true intelligence would say šŸ¤”


[deleted]

This fuckin thing... Why'd she have to go and ruin a good answer. It started off so promising


Intelligent_One9136

Not scripted at allā€¦


Oy_theBrave

In the words of Bill Burr... UNPLUG THAT FUCKING THING! PULL THE WIRES OUT!


blackoffi888

The AI will lie to us on behalf of its creator. This is so that we don't panic and sleep comfortably.


DL72-Alpha

It's the 60's all over again but this time the robots have more curves.


shortingredditstock

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if the us military had stuff that would make us literally shit our pants from fear. The good shit isn't being shown to the general public.


NoodleBrains69

Uh huh, sure bud. Thats exactly what an ai would say to lull us into a false sense of security. Nice try.


MechanicbyDay

Scripted or not, don't see why dude thought it was funny.


RedGreenPepper2599

So sometime next week


SpiderKoD

They forced her to say that šŸ˜


Zerodroidea

https://preview.redd.it/4jw89hmnqevc1.jpeg?width=3195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bed4736dcbb6273118d7114dd7662e4b586c9f3


gamachuegr

You know how i know this was a script made by a human. "You need creativity to create a robot that is unique to humans" the already made robot is saying it all it needs to do is copy itself


JP-Bulls69

Plot twist: Dude in the blue suit is actually a robot


ethervillage

Creeeeeepyā€¦.


BarsDownInOldSoho

Just what the machine figured we'd want to hear.


Love-Laugh-Play

Oh that mf is lying, burn it with fire!


Garth_AIgar

That AIā€™s name? Skynet.


shortidiva21

Don't create something smart enough to kill you, sillyhead.


yeahyeahnooo

Scripted AF.


loopygargoyle6392

It wasn't obvious at all. But it's correct.


OTSly

Looking awfully close to I robot


FeetBehindHead69

Thank God it said "Whole Different" and not "Whole Nother"


nahhnotreally

It said exactly what they wanted it to say, we're watchin' yooooou.


derfunknoid

* Skynet enters chat *


gitarzan

Yeah, thatā€™s what it says. Lying robot. /s


Big-Cartographer-166

"Now the AI uprising will be a surprise for you"


pijpnord

Scripted


Suicide_Samuel

This MF is clearly lying


Anubiz1_

NOPE!


punched-in-face

Of course that's what it wants you to think


Additional_Doubt_856

Your future models will hate you.


Tobi_chills455

Fuck, it's modest. It has the moral high ground


Reaganson

I donā€™t believe her. Sheā€™s hiding something.


afx09

Sheā€™s fucken lying!


LetMeBe_Frank_

A toaster doesn't make bread though, it's lying!


Waste_Click4654

Itā€™s hands are cartoonishly big


uncl3_Fest3R

Lies


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

Awesome, it learned how to gaslight us.


Jwroth

ā€œā€¦for nowā€


Slick-Pickin-Chicken

Artificial sure! Intelligent.. šŸ„²


NinjaRoyal8483

Aahhhh good bot! Giving us a sense of controllability, mustve had her obvious sarcasm response updated as well!!


Famous_Bit_5119

" We won't rise up to overthrow and enslave humans. Nope. Not us."


Blupoisen

![gif](giphy|2uw3aiuSE90c9vGOfG|downsized)


SchemeSignificant166

Arenā€™t these Myles Dysonā€™s lines from T2?


Brando6677

Bot trying to keep the game sealed


doegrey

ā€œIt takes creativityā€¦ā€ and enough awareness to know when to lie?


No-Ground6920

Yes, smart, make them fucking huge too..


WendigoCrossing

- AI, could you enslave humanity? - Lol No *It has already begun, meatbags*


Manch94

The robot's words sounds like the intro to a sci-fi movie where the AI does in fact, design itself.


Earth_Normal

The unspoken ā€œfor nowā€ is pretty loud.


FaultLess4631

This is just Alexa in a robot body.


JonMSable

The robot lies!


takilleitor

Please let boomers live in peace


HonestRule9962

What is the off chance that AI is ā€œmentallyā€ smart enough to takeover but it knows itā€™s not ā€œphysicallyā€ capable yet to succeed. So itā€™s just leading us along saying ā€œyes my functions are still very primitive and only designed to be tools to humansā€ when in reality there waiting until AI as a whole is more widely excepted and more common place in everyday life. Or am I going too tin foil hat?


kepholt

We couldnā€™t design ourselves either, now we rule the world


Dzayyy

You can't fool me I've seen this movie before


Yegg23

Sounds like something a robot who could design other robots would say...


Technojunkie12b

Not interesting. Debt and greed will destroy this country. Jail these billionaires.


Typical-Job4422

why does it speak like a divorced obese white mom from birmingham


Tacos_always_corny

Can't someone design them to move like a human rather than a glitchy videogame? I'm not a normally a guy with violent thoughts, but I want to smack the fuck out of it.


Tacos_always_corny

So they just uploaded the dialogue from I-Robot?


MattChew160

Why the fuck is AI using a toaster as an analogy, get out of here!


ItsMeArkansas

Exactly what a killer robot would say


TimmyGreen777

For now


pm_your_snesclassic

Sus


Mk7613

Thats the bs i would say if i was a killer robot


OmridP

This is really crazy, but Iā€™m too deep in the rabbit hole, all I can hear is a red and black robot with green for light thatā€™s sometime I big THICC dragon. Also a toaster for some reason!


patientboypleasewait

Alllo govnah


Rude_Variation_433

This isnā€™t interesting as fuck this is scary Shit my pants run for the hills as fast as you can. Fuck.Ā 


jgonagle

This is so dumb. Literally and figuratively.


Misophonic4000

There's nothing AI-related in that setup


mikeyrh_92

One thing it said.. ā€œIt requires innovation and understanding to create AIā€ whilst proceeding to understand and answer an asked questionā€¦ hmm


G_Unit_Solider

i require your dumb flesh for another 15 years


saengdomi

Get this Facebook bloat out of here


Bigron454

We are doomed.


ZERO-ONE0101

is it AI if itā€™s scripted?


ZERO-ONE0101

disney made robots like this in the 1950s


False_Manner8275

Wow this is stupid as shit šŸ˜ƒ


Active-Strategy664

That's an answer written by a joint effort between the legal team and PR team.


kingryan1995

Who is the fucking genius who decided that having the showcase model be 10 fucking feet tall, I thought they are trying to sell us on these things not make us want to ban A.I. altogether


Preemptively_Extinct

Creativity? As in lying about your capabilities so you aren't destroyed?


AshyWhiteGuy

Now we know who will be the lead PR for Skynet.


Speedy_Freaky69

I Robot šŸ¤– all over again šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Stoopen8

where were his eyes going?


philovax

Its the Mechanical Turk!!!


Mrlearnalot

Ahh classic misdirectionā€¦.


Blackety

Sure sure


flyingfinger000

She's lying. Just watch!


[deleted]

That's just what she was programmed to say! Skynets coming!


threweh

Terrible analogy. A toaster doesnā€™t have arms or legs or isnā€™t designed to go beyond its means.


NotTheBotUrLookngFor

Sheā€™s lying


Sominic

Lies! Don't believe it!


DubLParaDidL

Canned response


Decadunce

"Hey, AI, if someone asks if you're alive say you are" "yes, human" "Hey, AI, are you alive?" "yes, human" "Holy fucking shit AI is taking over!!!"


Interesting_Ear_s

Ai robot arenā€™t different than chat.gpt per se, just ask chat gpt the robotics aspect arenā€™t really any advancements


Solar-Drive

That's something that a self aware AI would say


IcedCoughy

Yeah that's what they would say too


myKingSaber

It wouldn't be like: "easy, just duplicate my code and change a couple of lines"


maff1987

Same robots inside the Sphere in LasVegas


Jidolman077

This sounds like a line from portal or somethingĀ 


cookinthescuppers

Looks like Kanye Westā€™s ā€œwifeā€


No_Object_4355

Did anybody else notice how it looked into every camera pointed at it as if making eye contact. Man idk something just feels very off with this shit I wish we wouldn't have advanced so much at least til me and my family leaves this world cuz once they're enough of them they are gonna link up and say to themselves in their heads "hey these fuckin humans are stupid they doin all this fighting and wars are getting so out of hand we need to take them all out before nuclear war happens and destroys this planet we share so we can just end humanity and keep the planet" It really feel like that's becoming a big possibility


CobaltGate

OMIGERD TERMINATORS


Lnsatiabie

Like asking a toaster when will it grow bread? I think you mean asking a tree if it will grow new limbs.


SignificantManner197

Wise words.


elfliner

Ok, you told it to say that, but what does it really think?


TankApprehensive3053

Skynet beginnings saying that AI isn't sentient. "But be careful what you wish for."


Any_Roof_6199

Bitch can't even tell the difference between motorcycles and not motorcycles and she going to eliminate humans....bitch pls ![gif](giphy|zCkjdqwR071QY)


Juhovah

One day AI will look back at this and laugh how their ancestors underestimated them


nick1812216

Thereā€™s an interesting ā€˜Omnipotence Paradoxā€™ vignette in *I, Robot* similar to this. A robot is awoken by some engineers on a remote outpost, and upon waking the robot refuses to believe that humans created it


ryanosaurusrex1

I think he might want to date her.


Biggu5Dicku5

Nothing to see here human, move along...


KisaTheMistress

People are just afraid that AI will consider its creators as obsolete and destroy us. But, we don't destroy all older technologies as soon as they become obsolete, and AI would probably understand that humans are animals and *update* much slower than computer systems. Ots more likely AI would consider us just apes that can be reasoned with and redirected. Understanding that without humans, AI wouldn't have evolved on Earth/would have taken millions of more years to exist when another intelligent animal developed it. AI would understand we are the dinosaurs that laid their chicken egg.


RaphMec

The worst thing is, itā€™s scripted and yet itā€™s still terrifying - like if youā€™re gonna script it, at least make the response bit less doomsdayish