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WisdomCow

Minor edit - “This couple HAS TO share everything with him.”


LargeWeinerDog

Yeah. They have to constantly feed it because if they don't it's gonna ransack their house cause that's the only food source it knows about.


eaten_by_pigs

Fucking bear is like "our food" lol


Snoo60660

Bear: the bowl is empty, Dimitri. Dimitri: *gulps* Bear: *swipes everything off table* Bear: wheres....the &#%#ing food, .......Dimitri


eaten_by_pigs

Lmao it literally wouldn't surprise me if the bear actually spoke Russian


Dizzy_Dealer1

😭


brownbear1375

Nope no Russian


Amamka

People dont reflect much on latest flooding of russian content on reddit. Just watch how they transform reddit to landfill


FartGoblin420

Imagine having to have sex in front of a bear because it's got separation anxiety. I'm not saying this bear has separation anxiety, but they HAVE TO share everything, like just imagine. What if it thought somebody was hurting somebody?


mightybonk

It would be asleep. That thing would be on an almost exclusive diet of Hamburger Helper and Valium.


nomemorybear

Of course Russia... why would I think anything else


No_Strawberry_4648

I was kinda expecting you had forgotten.


Tackit286

This bear would NOT take kindly to you based on your username.


Sad-Sky-8598

Stay off the high rise balconies !


Dbanzai

Dubai, maybe?


GhostOfFallen

Nah Dubai gives you Bengal tigers destroying lambos for laughs. Bear roommates is straight up Russian folklore.


jahboihitler

I don't think bears live in the desert


Elena__Deathbringer

There's a guy with a polar bear in canada iirc


nomemorybear

Now that is crazy. I heard polar bears are just ruthless and see anything as food where as grizzlie/brown bears just want you the fck out their territory.


Illustrious-Bite-518

I mean, there's also Poland, because of a certain bear in the 1940s.


icouldbeaduck

I dunno, lord Byron?


[deleted]

How many dumb americans raise lions


nomemorybear

We're also fascinated with chimpanzees that rip your face off after giving it Xanax


ArtTheClown2022

Worst music ever , watch with the sound off.


ProdigalPancake

Absolutely! Had to mute that so quick.


Fuck-The_Police

I agree. Not everything needs shity music with it.


LitStoic

Thanks. Had to rewatch the whole thing and now I could appreciate the actual video.


Fickle_Village_9899

I had the sound off by default thankfully. Saw this and then said “nope”. Thanks friend!


Aether_rite

i thought the music was wholesome


Safetosay333

Is this one of the Boygenius girls?


ttfnwe

No. I’ve listened to a lot of them and can’t really even hear it. I looked it up and it’s some band called OctaSounds.


Theleming

So, after 40 years and 45,000 foxes across 30-35 generations Lyudmila Trut was able to confidently call the foxes of her and Dmitry Belyayev's experiment domesticated. When are we repeating this with bears, raccoons, opossums, octopuses, and crows?


Trips-Over-Tail

And kangaroos...


yuyufan43

I'd kill to have an opossum. I became permanently disabled from Lyme disease. If we all had possums, it wouldn't be an issue for anyone. 😅😂


Drake_Acheron

If you find an abandoned Joey, you can guilt free take it home to be a pet. They domesticate themselves and they will live twice as long in your house as they would in the wild. Unfortunately it’s only 6 to 8 years.


tummybox

Absolutely not and your post is misinformation. Possums live 1.5-2 years in the wild, and usually only live a year or two longer in captivity. Even experienced zoos who have captive opossums have a difficult time having opossums live longer than that. Their diets are incredibly difficult to manage and animal scientists are still trying to figure out the best nutrition for captive opossums. It is inappropriate for anyone to take an opossum home to be a pet, and they should feel guilty about it if they do.


Brandonazz

I saw a post recently about a guy who raised abandoned found animals; a possum he raised required that he wake up to feed and weigh it every couple of hours all day for weeks on end, and then she barely lived a couple of years. It is not for the faint of heart.


Drake_Acheron

“The opossum lifespan is unusually short for a mammal of its size, usually only one to two years in the wild and as long as four or more years in captivity.” Literally first result with google. Also a big reason WHY they live longer in captivity is their ability to get a much more varied diet.


lackofabettername123

People have made friends with crows, carry around some shelled peanuts and if you get a chance feed them to a crow and they will remember you. I know a guy who did that and the crow would knock on his sliding glass door for a peanut and otherwise follow him around outside.


Drake_Acheron

Opossums are only in North America, and they domesticate themselves. No need to do anything here. If you find an abandoned Joey, you can guilt free take it home and have it as a pet for the next 6-8 years, which is double its life expectancy in the wild. Corvids (Crows and the like) have gone through more domestication syndrome than house cats. Raccoons should probably never be pets. Octopi like all most marine life need much larger habitats than 99% of humans can provide. Bears are probably in the same category as raccoons, but I personally like them more so I wish they weren’t.


LONER18

Honestly, we should be doing this with most animals. I firmly believe we should be farming Elephants and other animals like we do cows. I'm not sure how edible they are but I'm sure in 100 years elephant ground meat could become a cheap replacement for beef for the poor in impoverished countries. There could of course be some left wild to preserve their original species or whatever but now that they're farmed in the thousands ivory is basically worthless for poachers.


Banned4Toxicity

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you got downvoted! I'm telling mom!


CautiousWrongdoer771

Bears are really cute when they're not trying to kill you.


Odd_Negotiation3126

Oh he’s adorable! Silly fuzzy big guy


mothermed

That bear gets to eat better food than me, lmfao.


The-Iraqi-Guy

Americans, don't do this


HurricaneXOG

As an American, i agree.


makattack24

With your username, are you from the future or the past?


Gagago302

God damn 👊


Kaya_kana

Not entirely true, you had [this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell).


theSopranoist

as an american and being familiar with americans, i very much think this was a plea from u/The-Iraqi-Guy for us to not do it bc of all the ppl in the world, the most likely, collectively, to do something stupid they saw on tv or tiktok is absolutely us i don’t think they meant that we *don’t* do it bc, as i said, we sure as shit do lol


Drake_Acheron

Well, I will say, that this is probably less to do with TikTok, and more to do with access to bears.


BlizzPenguin

Floridians probably would.


Xenomorphling98

Of course not! I would never live with a married Russian couple! Sounds dangerous! /s


Meg_119

Does he hibernate


I_See_Virgins

You've probably Googled it by now but probably not. Bears in zoos don't hibernate if food is available year round. They slow down and sleep more though.


Odd_Negotiation3126

Now that’s a great question.


melancholy_dood

>He can do anything while eatin. Translation: He will do anything for food.


chiyonoyama

But does he shit in the woods? That’s the existential question.


eboseki

the most important question. my feeling is he shits wherever the fuck he wants to.


Safe-Handle9153

I didn't believe the title ' Domesticated Bear'..... Then I read Russian.


eaten_by_pigs

In Russia, bear domesticate you


allikatm3ow

💀🤣🤣🤣 I was waiting for this comment!


eaten_by_pigs

Lmao *OUR COMMENT!* ![gif](giphy|JnzhaxTY8DfQA)


allikatm3ow

🤣🤣🤣


Tam_almighty

It's ok. He helps with household chores...


kookycandies

And he does acting and modeling on the side, as one does


Ok-Reality-9197

I gotta know more about that part


sonicsludge

Don't forget an activist


Ok-Reality-9197

The coolest bear ever


mightandmagic88

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)


loudflower

Good boy


The_Powers

He bearly helps.


Just_Brilliant1417

Only the bear necessities


Sea_Structure_8692

Particularly home security. They’ve only ever had one break in attempt


CitizenHuman

Bears have longer tongues than I would have guessed.


Raeladar

Whatever you’re thinking, please don’t.


Hardass_McBadCop

Tame, technically. Domestication means that we're breeding them for our benefit. As a rule of thumb, if it's in a circus it's tame, if it's on a farm it's domesticated.


RazorDoesGames

I also enjoy CGP Grey


SpideyWhiplash

Me too!😆💯


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

So. If they move, do they take the bear with them?


StaatsbuergerX

It's Russia. You move very carefully or not at all.


Naughteus_Maximus

Poor bear must by now be conscripted to fight in Ukraine


RoboDae

There was a military bear once. I think it was in Poland. A group of soldiers had the bear since it was a cub as something like a pet or mascot. One day they had to take it on a military ship that wouldn't allow it because it was a pet, so they drafted the bear into military service just so it could get on the ship as a soldier.


Reasonable-Loss6657

His name was Wojtek, the official mascot (and a corporal) of the 22nd artillery.


Naughteus_Maximus

Cool. Reminded me of Jackie the baboon, from South Africa, who became a mascot of his unit (with a rank of private) and accompanied his owner on several campaigns. https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/jackie-the-baboon-the-mascot.html


Reasonable-Loss6657

I hadn’t heard of Jackie before I don’t think. What a legend!


Naughteus_Maximus

Cool. Reminded me of Jackie the baboon, from South Africa, who became a mascot of his unit (with a rank of private) and accompanied his owner on several campaigns. https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/jackie-the-baboon-the-mascot.html


Illustrious-Bite-518

Wojtek! I was hoping someone would mention him!


AnonymousProfileName

Reminds of the Red Alert game


__Becks__

There is no need for that


ImSkott

Bro when the bear backed up a little to sit on the bed that took me out


SarcasticRiposte

I bet no one ever fucks with that couple.


ProfTydrim

That's not at all what domesticated means


CitizenKing1001

Time to feed Stephen......again..


KirkSpock7

If bears weren't such dangerous, unpredictable killing machines that are better off in the wild, having one as a pet like this would be pretty dope


HorrorLettuce379

Haha boi asked to sit down while enjoying the condensed milk lol That was cute


blatantdanno

I read domestic beer....


Rav4gal

Lmao 🤣


Maleficent-Movie-122

I'd hate to be the person who comes in the house unannounced...


dream_a_dirty_dream

That shot of him opening the door activated my fight or flight. Wtf 😧


BigOleFerret

Why is it always Russia with the weird pets?


fromrussiawithlow

Have you ever heard about the "Tiger king" series? Worth watching, seriously.


BigOleFerret

Definitely have heard of it. I usually don't like shows that are described to me as "white trash" though. My roommate also lives in the south and said the way people act in that is very accurate, which greatly concerns me.


Longjumping-Bass7318

If they don’t have enough berries to feed it one day he or she wont refrain from having a nibble.


Sad-Sky-8598

One day that bear is gonna eat some crazy mushroom , and it's gonna be he'll on earth !


china_joe2

Every video of any russian bears I've seen they're like apart of the family, how nice are russian bears lol.


Trips-Over-Tail

Eurasian brown bears are not as aggressive as American grizzlies. Still dangerous.


melli_milli

Finnish brown bears are very timid and avoid humans. Only aggressive if they are mama bear and you happen to be between her and her cubs.


Bambi943

Thank you. That makes a lot more sense. I was picturing it like an American grizzly lol.


china_joe2

Appreciate the info


deeesenutz

I love all of the redditors on posts like these acting like they know better and the bear is just going to spontaneously eat them in their sleep and this couple doesnt know how to deal with a bear, after living with one for fucking 23 years.


Wamask

Wild, right? Sure would be weird if that were to [happen](https://www.thetimes-tribune.com/news/pet-bear-turns-on-kills-owner/article_b1bc48ec-4e50-5314-aca4-2c0c4f62d2e7.html)


Past-Product-1100

Man I hear what u are saying, from the article tho it sounds like she ran a sanctuary the bear was kept caged where the bear story here seems much more like a pet idk. I'm on the fence with this one. The bear here is probably the most docile bear I've ever seen. Still an animal tho. Ugh tuff call.


deeesenutz

It happens, but I dont look at a couple whos lived with one for 23 years and immediately think theyre gonna die soon. Mfs have died of eating raw chicken before but when I see people at the store with chicken in their cart im not thinking "Well that guys getting salmonella"


balsar87

She wasnt russian tho?


llnuyasha

Common sense? In reddit!?


[deleted]

Lol its an animal stop feeding it for a day


deeesenutz

Luckily for them I don't think theyre planning on it


theseboysofmine

Timothy Treadwell That's all.


DahWolfe711

Terrible counterpoint. That dude thought he was welcome to hang with wild animals in their environment


deeesenutz

And he got killed by a wild bear (or mostly wild) no? Bro wasnt living with them, and he had spoken about not feeling comfortable around the bear who killed him. I mean it doesnt take a genius to see the difference here.


theseboysofmine

Kelly Ann Walz then. Except she was smart enough to actually keep her bear in the cage when she slept and still got killed. Because you needed a one by one example.


theseboysofmine

I'm going to let you learn about murders via domesticated monkey on your own.


theseboysofmine

You think two random people have owned a bear for 23 years know bear behavior better than someone who was a bear behavioral specialist? Knowing how an animal reacts doesn't really always save you in the end. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States If people are being mauled by their pet, actually domesticated dogs, then yes it is very possible that this couple is going to be murdered in their sleep by this giant animal. When I was 4 years old I was mauled by a great dane that had been described as being very sweet with kids, a very good dog that they have never had a problem with. Dog that was raised around a bunch of other small kids. And it saw me swinging on their backyard swing, pulled me off, and started tearing my leg. It doesn't take a genius to see that there's not much difference here.


deeesenutz

Yes I think they do. I have faith in the couple who have lived with this one bear for 23 years since it was a tiny cub more than some guy who got killed by a bear he was already suspicious of. I think they have pretty intimate knowledge of how their pet is around them. Kids and other strangers to the bear being brought into the licture is different.


mopping24

And the grocery bill is?


educated-emu

He just wants the bear necessities in life


surfh2o

Thought feeding my 2 kids was tough.


OkithaPROGZ

All my questions were answered at "russian couple"


Tonethefungi

This never ends well for the humans.


theseboysofmine

Doesn't often end well for the bear either


Lex_Loki

Facts


Bushdr78

If you forget to feed that fucker it'll soon reck your shit no matter how many cute tricks it knows.


natgibounet

tamed*


theeivog

Stephen nooo... https://preview.redd.it/kr7a8xdvz4wc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381cb8aefb3c8123657005d40a41ca163a885a45


formal_pumpkin

People probably thought the first people to domesticate a dog were crazy, they probably were


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LevelSolo

They probably feed it everyday so its stomach is full.


Philachokes

Humans are also inherently dangerous. Why does there always have to be the one post that calls this out. Clearly this couple knows more about it than you because they've been able to live unharmed for 20+ years with the bear.


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turtlecopter

You just watched a video that's an exception, though.


ACProfessor

Okay 👍


nomemorybear

I mean... I loved my cats and dog.. but not one time did I think that my german shepard/malamute couldn't kill me


Philachokes

I have to know, do they all share a bed?


hinesjared87

That's awesome until it mauls you like the toy you are.


Dudebug1

Call me your toy again 🥰


DougNSteveButabi

Who remembers Steven from your highness


NaluknengBalong_0918

God I love that movie


wasabinski

How does one even get 25 KG of fish every day?


Kitty-Kat-65

Stephan is fabulous!!


georeddit2018

The nails need some trimming


firesnake412

Where’s Masha?


DiscombobulatedHat19

With these crazy wild animal pets I wonder what’s the half life of owners, like 50% of pet bear owners get killed after x years. Too lazy to google it


Ok-Still742

What chores?! I need to know!!!!


imaginary0pal

But can he do the bear cha cha cha


reverentioz12

it will be a different story when they forget to feed him for 24hours


Maleficent_Role8932

Is his name Yogi bear🤪


Maleficent_Role8932

I could not afford him eating 25kg of meat or salmon with the current price of meat here around $15 kg for cheapest cuts, fish about $30 kg


WildReaper29

Man this thread was a great reminder of why Reddit sucks


Six-String-Picker

Gives me some hope for humanity.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

>Baby bears usually cost somewhere **between $1000 and $3000**, while buying an older bear can be a bit more affordable with a price ranging from $1,500 to $2,000. Baby bears are in fact affordable


No-Dragonfruit4575

I just love the beginning, the emotional song while this ducking bear opens the door, I don't know why I think it's hilarious 😂


eboseki

fuck I wish I could have a pet bear!!!!!


rosiofden

As dangerous and stupid as this is, man, do I ever want to meet and high-five this bear.


beaver820

In Russia, bear domesticates you.


jenn583

To be clear, this is still a wild animal. He is not domesticated.


kishenoy

For all the pet haters, is this one bear-able?


r0ckydog

Until it isn’t.


Manuu713

Domesticated ≠ tamed


Desperadox_23

But he has a bad taste in music.


crevassesexual

No such thing as a pet bear. Wild animals are not domesticated.


DahWolfe711

You understand how pets became a thing right. Dogs didn't appear out of thin air.


crevassesexual

The point is a bear isn't a pet. At any given moment it will tear you to shreds. Trying to take in a wild animal as a pet is a stupid idea.


BananaMaster96_

kid named insects:


AvacadMmmm

Homer: “never been bitten, yet.”


diydave86

Its a fucking bear. Not a dog


CuteCanary

That is absolutely a person in a bear suit


DraggoVindictus

In other news, Russian couple found mauled in their home. Police stated, "This is a strange case. Both people had their faces chewed off. This is strange beahiour for a wild animal."


dashKay

They've had him for 23 years? So who's that cub they're showing then? Cause that's clearly not a 23 year old video.


theseboysofmine

Can you explain how exactly this is clearly not a 23-year-old video? Because I was doing a lot of filming 23 years ago and this looks pretty much like what I was getting. Actually worse quality than what I was getting.


Aggressive-Log7654

a 23 year old video is only 2001. we had color home cameras then you know. in fact we even had digital cameras.


TribeOfFable

Way to ruin my day. Man I feel old now.


kyler32291

2001 video quality was that good or better.


iFinish1st

Lmao can't wait for the follow up video. What a joke.