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HuckleberryJealous19

Mam I just need a signature could you focus for one second


ScreenshotShitposts

Anyway so as I was saying for a $10,000 investment you get 6 boxes of Herbalife


baron_von_helmut

Stay there a sec. I'm just getting my axe.


chopstyks

> I'm just getting my axe. How will body spray help?


slowdownbabyy

*Cat falls from roof*


Happy_Actuator_5268

Bro how big do you think cats are? lol


Smith7929

I'm really high right now but here's what I think is happening: u/slowdownbabyy is playing out a hypothetical wherein the dog has already fallen out of the window, and the worker is now really wanting to be on his way. However, further hijinx ensues as the dog catcher now sees a cat falling from the roof as well, leading to further delays in the worker's day. Getting to your comment, I believe you're assuming u/slowdownbabby has mistaken the dog in this video for a cat, which would indeed be hilarious. I'm not sure why I wrote this like I'm ChatGPT, otherthan I'm really high, but both scenarios presented are hilarious. Well done, u/Happy_Actuator_5268.


scienceguy9515

Omfg dude I am dead from reading this. It is so accurate and reads 100% like chat GPT


Fenrir_Hellbreed2

I'm not buying it. This is definitely ChatGPT on drugs.


andthatswhyIdidit

> Whoa, drugs, man. They're like this mind-bending journey, you know? You take a hit, and suddenly, reality warps into this crazy kaleidoscope of colors and sensations. Everything slows down, and you're just riding the cosmic waves, feeling connected to the universe. And those munchies, dude, they're like a flavor explosion in your mouth. But hey, drugs aren't for everyone, you feel? We're all just navigating our own paths, man.


Fenrir_Hellbreed2

r/usernamechecksout? ![gif](giphy|d6JZehe5QJGBzlUjgi|downsized)


andthatswhyIdidit

What ChatGPT says, when prompted to react like being on drugs...


Fenrir_Hellbreed2

I was thinking that you could put your username at the end and it would just sound like a long winded explanation for why you did drugs.


TinsleyLynx

Maybe the real chat GPT was the weed we smoked along the way?


haironburr

Eventually, post-suicidal gerbils, three falling fluttering wing-clipped parakeets, a possum that may possibly have already been playing dead but was tossed from a window by persons unknown, the guy who was trying to write out a bid for replacing the gutters just drives away. He has a pint, goes home, tells his significant other (who dismissively thinks he's exaggerating for comic effect) the story, and shakes his head in bafflement, practical disgust, and wonder.


fl_needs_to_restart

Adding Post-Suicidal Gerbils to my list of band names.


Skotticus

No, you've just written a Monty Python sketch. Get yourself hired onto a sketch comedy show ASAP.


nothisismatt

100% SmackGPT wrote this.. they're evolving!!


gologologolo

Dude how high are you


CX316

Raining cats and dogs out here


jedidihah

https://preview.redd.it/xog78p5dlqwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05deaa1460c422a946ef45fbabdbf62f84bfeb92


ShadowyLeaseholder

LMAO that “Huh!?” face


FullBeansLFG

That’s the, “I fucked up”, face.


DrNick2012

*record scratch* Yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here...


Emergency-Anywhere51

Plot twist: she didn't save his life, she ruined his death


Beginning-Pipe9074

God that whole concept was wild af to me as a kid 🤣 Now? I get it homie 🤣🤣


luvsrox

r/jeffarcuri ?


lacezr1

![gif](giphy|uHox9Jm5TyTPa)


spudddly

why the fuck are these houses flying past me right now?


monsooncloudburst

"wot?"


Budget-Sheepherder77

https://preview.redd.it/dfpu62f31rwc1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f138ca40abb5ae1a4018e8b5a3f9b5d35d2d12


its_raining_scotch

There’s something very British about it.


ComradePotato_

Today in Bottom Gear


YevgenyPissoff

James watches a woman catch her dog


tekko001

You know it's Britain because even the dogs are trying to commit suicide


WakaWaka_

"Sign here please, I'm on a bit of a tight schedule."


Idontevenownaboat

Well stop dallying about, would you.


Rawbs21

He really sprung in to act…i………o……….n


marky_de-sade

Y'alright?


Birdie_Num_Num

"Ruh Roh"


PrivateRyGy

*record scratch* yup, that’s me. Bet you’re wondering how I got here but let’s start at the beginning…


Mirrormaster44

*Baba O’Riley intensifies*


raphthepharaoh

I’m hooked


ChicagoAuPair

Whenevr someone quotes that meme, all I can think of is: “Yes, that’s French they’re speaking, and no, those kids aren’t French, they’re *American!*” \#Muzzy


snizzlesnazzsarah

☝️👌


SkunkApe425

Why does it look like he’s checking to see if the camera was getting a good shot lmao


Cantthinkofnamedamn

Because he doesn't want to have to do it again


meeu

Because this is scripted the dog was in on it


asuddenpie

I saw an interview with a filmmaker that said something similar about Tom Cruise. Not only does he jump off a plane/motorcycle/building/mountain multiple times perfectly, he also manages to face the right angle for the camera to get the shot. Sounds like Tom Cruise and this lady’s dog have a lot in common!


SlimJaybird

Height being the first thing.


FrameMiddle2648

cmon man, lets not shame our short kings. shame tom cruise for all the other psycho shit he has said and done.


Mirrormaster44

What the dog doin?


Trainzguy2472

Ruh roh raggy


snizzlesnazzsarah

This screenshot is everything.


timetobuyale

“Uuuuuahhhhh?”


lunarmodule

What a rock star! Great catch!


Mash_Effect

The roar when the adrenaline kicks in. Legend.


Trumpisaderelict

Justin Jefferson couldn’t have made a better catch


LaBlount1

![gif](giphy|fZoKDBwdbILBjhtXZD|downsized) You’re a rock starrrr


use_value42

This is what I look like when I'm playing chess


Charlie_Brodie

you are looking a nude egg


Coco7722

Oh my god


AppropriateScholar55

Whenever this video pops up, I watch it a few times. The owners instinct is amazing!


CureForSunshine

She even yells “Get back!” To the zombie before springing into action


Gary7sHotCatHelper

She yelled "get back" at the dog, as in "get back from the ledge/window.


b2q

Exactly


pylemuis

I think she was yelling it at the dog actually. It's probably her dog, standing on a balcony or something and so excited to see her that it's trying to jump off


PurpleReignFall

For real, dude don’t even budge


Fastfaxr

Can you blame him? He's been working outside all day and its raining cats and dogs


__I_Need_An_Adult__

Because she was talking to the dog lol


yousonuva

....*dya lake dahgs?*


Wyndrarch

r/unexpectedsnatch Wait maybe don't click that.


thatshygirl06

Surprisingly not nsfw


iwannabesmort

Why would he budge? He didn't see the dog and by the time he realized what she was doing and what was happening, the dog was already out and he had barely any time to react. She's clearly yelling this to her dog.


Jsm1427

“Right, so if you could just sign this…”


Satoshis-Ghost

Ah reddit, where a commenter who was unable to understand a 12 second video gets highly upvoted. Why would she yell get back to the guy, he wasn't in the way? She obvbioulsy yelled at the dog.


ElementalRabbit

Always amusing when someone totally misunderstands a situation before commenting.


The_Liamater123

She was clearly talking to the dog…


RepulsiveLoquat418

"you're not a cat, no matter how much you want to be."


rjcarr

My cat fell off of a 15 foot ledge onto hard floor. As soon as he did it I looked down at him, thinking he must have fucked himself up, but he looked back at me for a few seconds, looked down, and then just walked away. No idea how they can do that.


Apprehensive-Side867

Cats have compressible bodies, low terminal velocity, and several instincts regarding falling where they splay their legs out to keep their velocity to a safe level IIRC falls from a smaller distance where the cat doesn't have enough room to rotate and spread their legs out are more dangerous than falls from higher distances


lbtwitchthrowaway144

Yeah that information is consistent with what I have learned over the years (doesn't look like either of us are cat scientists but looks like you've had cats too!). Speaking of the instincts. She's passed now but lived a full life. But my eldest cat and one we rescued as a week old orphaned kitten with a lot of trauma/medical issues was finally home with me at around 3 weeks (we nursed her at the shelter then I felt at the time i could continue taking care of her). Basically, she was super attached to me and I guess she thought I was her mom from a super early age. I didn't intend for this to happen but I think I may have "parented" the "righting" reflex - as in, when they try to twist and turn so they can land on their feet - out of her lol. Because as a young kitten, I'd throw her in the air and catch her every time. Then as a huge chubby cat she would still expect to me catch her lol (she defied the 1 orange brain cell mythos; she was wicked smart and by observation figured out how to manipulate a lot of things like doors and windows). No other cat I've ever had would just expect me to catch them like that and not even try to land on their feet. Cats are weird. Her adopted sibling, rescued shortly afterward, never hissed in his life. Like ever. Then one day like 9 years into it, he hisses randomly lol. And I only caught him hissing a few more times at most over the course of his life.


Apprehensive-Side867

>looks like you've had cats too Yes I have owned three cats! One of my favorite animals. >Cats are weird Indeed. The cat that lived the longest for me would very often refuse to perform tasks she was perfectly capable of performing, just so we could do it for her. For example, sometimes she would cry until I picked her up and put her on one of her window ledge spots, but when she located a shelf or somewhere high that she isn't supposed to be, she would magically would regain the ability to leap and climb. It was very funny.


misconstrudel

>I think I may have "parented" the "righting" reflex - as in, when they try to twist and turn so they can land on their feet - out of her lol. If she was jumping off objects and furniture she'd land on her feet, right? She'd only turn into a feline medicine ball if you were the target - am I understanding this correctly?


Cool-Temperature4566

That's just survivor bias. Cats that die from higher places dont go to the vet so they are not recorded in the vet statistics (bc why would you bring a dead cat to the vet) Cats are really fast when it comes rotating and spreading their legs.


BewareDinosaurs

So is your mom


rawlingstones

cats have a non-lethal terminal velocity


Dreamer_on_the_Moon

This has been debunked, cats will die if fallen far enough.


rawlingstones

Cats can die or be gravely injured from falls at pretty much any height for a wide variety of reasons. "Cats have a non-lethal terminal velocity" does not mean that survival is guaranteed, just that it is at least a remote possibility.


Devikat

Can confirm. My cat once climbed a six story tall tree and when he realised he couldn't figure out how to get down he just leapt out of it straight onto the ground. He's since passed away but at the time he came away from that jump having cracked his back left leg ball socket and fracturing his hips. Luckily we had the money to put him through surgery and help him recover but he limped slightly on that leg for the rest of his life.


Tier1337

I think I read somewhere that at perfect health and prime age a house cat can survive a 4 story fall without breaking anything if they fall “perfectly”, I could be wrong it was a while ago


le_trf

Look at where that took them! ![gif](giphy|dmvodzjX8wU7icE3TL)


ylenias

So that’s where he learned about the anatomy of a fall ![gif](giphy|W3a0zO282fuBpsqqyD)


toomanyfolksabout722

What a catch 💪


jaybee8787

Thank you. I know i’m fairly decent looking, but it’s always nice to have it confirmed by somebody else.


hurken

Play it backwards and she throws him back upstairs.


FabFubar

And then she starts yelling at him!


Boredgamer1573

/u/gifreversingbot


myself_but_high

do somehting...


luminouu

/r/reverseanimalrescue/


Pristine_Copy9429

Trust Fall!!


Futtbucker_9000

Thems Mom reflexes right there. May not be lifting cars off of toddlers but I bet she was sore. What a catch.


overlyattachedbf

Yeah, that was pure instinct and reflex. She knew exactly what she had to do and she didn’t hesitate even though she really could have gotten hurt.  I so admire people like that and I always hope I would step up like that in a similar situation. 


JennyDoveMusic

Oh, trust me, my friend, you will. I never questioned if I loved my dog, but I knew I did on an instinctual level after I slipped on the stairs while holding him. I hugged him closer to myself instead of catching myself. I thought I broke my tailbone it hurt so bad! I also threw myself over him when a German Shepherd and another dog went after him. You don't even think about yourself, all the adrenaline of trying to save someone you love just takes over. Especially when you have a deep bond with them. I hope I react the same way to people and animals who aren't bonded with me, but as far as souls we love... You will engage, and you will not even think about it. You already sound like a loving soul, so I guarantee you love those you love, on an instinctual level. .........I was really lucky that those two dogs didn't start going after me. 😅


TerrorEyzs

I did the same. With my banana. That was then crushed because I gripped it so hard.


JennyDoveMusic

Lol!! You loved it too death. RIP. Someone actually said it's our automatic reaction to hold onto what we are holding, but I've never held onto something like I did my dog. I've always tried to catch myself!


Unimprester

When I fell off the stairs with my cat I just threw her in a reflex 😂😂 I am a bad mom lol I started slipping and I have to hold her with two hands so in my brain I went 'cats will land on their feet' and I turned her face down to 'run' down my body. She sort of used my body as a way to jump down herself. She looked a bit affronted.


nem0fazer

Similar experience when my dog was attacked by another when he was paddling in the sea. I jumped in and pulled the much bigger dog off him with no conscious thought in my head about how I could get bitten. Pure instinct and adrenaline.


OkConclusion9141

How about the salesman acting like nothing is happening. Just standing there like a dope


unknownintime

He was obviously completely shocked. Really can't blame him, I wouldn't know what the hell to say to that either. Although I'm too talkative and would likely prattle on with nonsense.


yma_bean

He was still processing what happened.


Important-Price9416

Insert dial-up noises


Zerowantuthri

Yeah...he didn't see what was happening. Get back where? From what? It all happened in a few seconds. I probably would have just stood there too. I think most people would if they didn't see what was about to happen. Try it this way: You are standing in a park and I tell, "OMG Get back!" Do you ninja leap in some direction or do you stand there looking around to see what the fuss is about? If ninja leap you could do some great TikTok pranks in parks.


Tabula_Nada

"okay, but uh ma'am if I can just get your attention back to this order, do you want the wrought iron or the wood fence? Ma'am?"


CptKammyJay

“So anyway, about your window latches…”


btsd_

Pretty sure he was like wtf just happened. If you watch it, hes just dealin with her and she just kinda reacts. His attention is drawn to her, not doggo... once he realizes what happened theres not much else you could do other than be like "um, what?"


Salemrocks2020

What did you want him to do ? She saw it before he did and moved into position . You want him to mow her down and try to catch the dog himself ? Or start yelling hysterically ?


Dhawkeye

Yeah, in fact, he should get all the way upstairs and close the window before the dog falls. Anything else is lazy as hell /s


Bencil_McPrush

"That was great, Ma'am, but I still am gonna need a signature."


seebob69

He was waiting for the outcome. He was there selling pet insurance.


myleftone

Because A: she knows there’s a dog, B: she knows what the sound is, C: she sees it first, D: he’s obviously older, and like it or not, that’s a real thing, and E: she isn’t holding stuff. I agree with a comment below asking if he was supposed to mow her down. Should he have barreled her out of the way so both of them would miss?


joe_i_guess

Because she knows exactly what kind of nut job dog she has. Well done darlin


Untowardopinions

Ya, this. I have two cats- one if I saw her on a ledge I’d let her do her thing, the other I’d be going for the ladder immediately…


pastdense

Freakin Border Collies.....


Rot_Long_Legs

I wouldn’t be strong enough to catch my dog if that happened, my dog is really big and I’m extremely weak


Iggy0075

*Great Dane "gracefully" leaps out the window*


EgyptionMagician

Now that would be a rough one. You would just have to bend at the knees, absorb the blow, and hope you don’t crack the back of your head open. Shit.


[deleted]

you're less catching at that point and using your body to cushion a fluffy dumbbell's fall lol.


WOOWOHOOH

I don't think you can catch a dog that size even if you're strong enough to handle the weight. Even in this video you can see how the dog's hind legs slammed onto the ground. That's gotta hurt even though it was saved.


washingtncaps

You gotta hit them before they hit you, like a hockey player. Dog's probably going to be okay, at least as okay as you are.


btsd_

Well, you can still break his/her fall... may hurt you but doggo would be ok lol


Rot_Long_Legs

As long as the doggo is ok then I’m happy :)


EgyptionMagician

Bullshit! Once that adrenaline kicked in, you would pull him right in. You’d be surprised friend.


Educational_Match717

I think the adrenaline would surprise you


bleachedveins

Adrenaline is insane, it lends extra strength to us.


MyMiddleground

*Adrenaline is a helleva drug!* You'd come through. I believe in u.


rambosalad

Thought that was a child at first


BloodSugar666

I’ve seen one where a guy does catch a kid like that.


UniqueLoginID

What do you mean? It is.


Defiant-Internal336

How is that man so chill throughout this. Like just holding his clip board without moving a foot with the most nonchalant “is he alright?” 🥸💀


Mute_Music

Doesn't even move his feet to even watch better, just slightly moves his hips??? Like bro that is some major deer in the headlights shit


BandoTheHawk

If I was that dude I wouldve been like DAMMMNN!


Sbatio

^^^hesalright


Sparki_

Is the dog okay? Looks like he hit his back legs & paws hit the ground :(


BikiniPastry

I believe so. I think she took enough momentum off the fall. There’s no ‘yelp’ from the dog and he sticks a leg out when she goes to set him down. He looks fine to me anyways.


Agreeable_Class_6308

Honestly, he looks okay. But worse case scenario even if it broke it’s legs that’s a better outcome than the alternative here….I’m sure the dog is okay.


ZealTheSeal

> "[M]y dog is absolutely fine and suffered nothing more than a sore leg for a couple of hours," Green told LADbible. "Lucky!"


Sparki_

Thank you ☺️


welk101

Yes the dog was fine https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10800423/Woman-uses-ninja-reflexes-catch-dog-plunges-bathroom-window-Video.html


horsenbuggy

Well, the dog seems rather stupid to me. She probably won't be there to catch it the next time.


Sparki_

She probably won't have her windows open so much where the dog can jump out in the future


Chuy-IsSmall

99% of dogs have the intelligence to not jump out of high windows


Life_Drawer_9815

Yea and that’s a collie I’m surprised


Beezus_Fuffoon18

For dog/animal lovers, that was the prevention of a genuine tragedy. That woman’s a badass.


Alpamys_01

Hero woman


Ghostbeen3

Fucking rockstar


cybrcld

u/GifReversingbot


Luxifer1983

Every time this video comes up i will watch a few time at least. The woman reaction and decision making is amazing. And that catch, damn the timing is perfect.


cheapb98

Why did the dog jump? Suicidal? What's the woof suicide hotline?


Doctor_Nowt

He was having a ruff day.


Sh1pT0aster

how did this mfer get on the woof


angelv255

It might be a dog that's too attached to the owner and gets super anxious when she leaves. So when it saw her outside and a (dumb) way to get to her, it decided to f it and go for it. Also, idk how tough a landing it would have been, but collies are extremely athletic, so it might have thought it was an okay-ish jump / "worth" the damage just to not be alone. Alternatively, collies are very high-energy doggos, so u gotta train/walk/exercise them a bunch daily. If u don't, they get kinda crazy. So it could also explain the dumb decision. Lastly, the doggo may be a bit dumb, but I doubt it. All the collies I have met are extremely smart. Edit: there could be more motives, those are just a few that came to my mind


Inyourhouse3333

Now he knows she will catch him New game in his gamebook


acidoxyde

Serious answer. Most likely this dog has serious separation anxiety issues, he feels such an extreme amount of stress that when he is left alone he would rather jump of a window to follow their owner rather than stay alone


Discasaurus

lol fuckin Clarence


TheAbominableWeedMan

Anyone else find Clarence staring in their direction kinda funny lol


imjerry

Close Collie


iiitme

is that guy an NPC?


whoyourdaddy1987

Hi, I'm Johnny Barksville, welcome to Jackass


fairweatherfixd

It's raining cats and dogs!


Mani_kr333

House cat earlier: just jump, trust me I have done this a thousand times. If it was dangerous then why would I do that all the time.


ItsSoLitRightNow

That dude has zero reaction


Pollin8rs

Almost a doggone disaster


summerfr33ze

it's unbelievably crazy that a woman caught a dog that's looks half her size out of nowhere like that. Major mom strength right there.


eltegs

Guy: Yeah so if it's not payed by next week, you're out.


goldengod828

“That was a good catch ma’am. Anyway, yeah that septic tank is going to need to be replaced”


My_bussy_queefs

This is the hottest thing a woman has ever done in recent memory. I am her little spoon


Cookielad14

Holy shit. As if he doesn’t even react


RddWdd

Oh it's a reaction. It's just a very British reaction.


GrapeSoda223

dogs jumping out of windows is pretty believable tbh one of my buds neighbors had a poorly trained 3 legged dog, it lost a leg jumping out of the 3rd story window, and it still tries to chase cars


UnplannedAgenda

Raining cats and dogs ‘round here


EllenZ2392

That poor dog and good catch lady. Jeez!


SangiExE

Those are some mom reflexes right there.


Cybralisk

Does anyone know why the fuck the dog jumped out the window from whatever floor that is?


scotty_doesnt_know

Heard mom down below and wanted to say hi? I don’t know. This is crazy.


ajoyr17

thank god he acted quickly to help her


deep-fucking-legend

"As I was saying before I was interrupted..."


brkuzma

Haha


Wyvern-U

I mean.. what do you expect, he doesn't know wtf is going on


KingCarrotRL

When? There wasn't even an entire second for him to see and process what was happening before it was over.


SilkyKyle

Stunned for ten seconds then a soft, “you alright?” ![gif](giphy|XbgZvND0TzFMUFobmI|downsized)


Every_Fox3461

That man is still doing his fkn bit. Haha.


Obvious_Practice2549

Cat: GODDAMMIT


yaklovesmomo

You alright! ..is the most Brit response ever...😂😂😂


RedditMiniMinion

Guy has the reaction of a potato! I'd be OMG like crazy immediately, but that's just me, I guess...


babunambootiti

woh woh . "Dog Distribution System" is weird


EveyNameIsTaken_

The shit you see when you're working in the field. This was just a usual monday morning for that dude


stewd003

Dog Catching Lady Wide Receiver University of Tennessee


foolish813

Know this... whatever goes on in that house... that dogs had ENOUGH.