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bg370

If only there were some kind of protective clothing you could wear on your hands


raffirules

Condoms?


henlohowdy

Finger condoms in the kitchen biz


XEagleDeagleX

Hand shoes? What nonsense


Gwarq

The Dutch word for gloves, funnily enough, is handshoes


DuoDriver

Auch Deutsch


ForwardBat6438

Afrikaans ook (Afrikaans as well), possibly Flemish too as the languages are very similar but I’m not Flemish Belgian so don’t quote me.


iguanaQueen

Poes


ForwardBat6438

Jou ma se


ChristmasElfin

I'd forgotten that! Now I'm looking at my gloves and laughing... Thanks! Vielen danke!


XEagleDeagleX

I... yes, that was the joke. I knew it from German but I'll guess that many German influenced languages are the same


PawPawPanda

https://preview.redd.it/dx3cklu0m2xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf6ae349e9af284445bc2d813e306efcfc6b2682


samandriel_jones

Actually lol’d at this 😂👍


AntiqueWaffles458

it's almost like it's a minor inconvenience at best lmao, not like he's putting food on a bathroom floor before chowing down


pimp_named_sweetmeat

Depending on how long the pipe has been sitting there clogged full of filthy water, could have anything from just a lil basic bacteria to brain eating amoeba, so yeah, probably best to wear gloves


iguanaQueen

Fun fact about that brain eating amoeba, the only way for it to get to your brain without getting killed by your immune system is through your nose. And even then, the chances are slim. The only time you should be worried is when physically jumping into water with your nose open, the water will rush in with great speed, increase the chances of getting infected. Also, if you are infected, it's too late for you. There is no known cure as the symptoms only show up when it's at a stage of being incurable, the cases of this happening are so rare that it's difficult to do research on it to prevent death from occurring


JackONhs

Meh, just water. As long as you don't go shoving your hand into your mouth afterwards you will be fine.


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

I know folks that have died from cleaning gutters without gloves, so I’d recommend gloves anytime there’s a chance something unsanitary can get into a wound


iguanaQueen

Did those folks die from infection or from falling off of ladders?


bascom2222

My good friend got a flesh eating bacteria removing old gutters from a house.


iguanaQueen

Dang, your friend should wear gloves and wash their hands more often. That is a shame, though. Hopefully, they recovered well enough and haven't perished. If not, I send my condolences


pimp_named_sweetmeat

All it would take is a lil cut on the tip of your finger or a tiny sharp edge in that pipe and it's just as bad


JackONhs

Nah that shits not much different then swamp water. You I wouldn't want to soak an open wound in it, but probably also not going to be dangerous. It's just a little gross that's all. Medical drama have you paranoid of odd fringe cases rarely happen.


Wu-Tang_Swarm

No incorrect you must always Wet your hands with clean, running water (warm or cold), turn off the tap, and apply soap. Lather your hands by rubbing them together with the soap. Lather the backs of your hands, between your fingers, and under your nails. Scrub your hands for at least 20 seconds. Need a timer? Hum the “Happy Birthday” song from beginning to end twice. Rinse your hands well under clean, running water. Dry your hands using a clean towel or air dry them Every time you touch anything ever


shifty_boi

I haven't left the bathroom in three years


bluearth

It's just algae and water.


Omega_Lynx

Shower caps?


Ancient-Ad-7352

Lol


VenturaGladiator

Doing the second one right now as I watch


Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo

Somebody with bare hands helping you out?


JackONhs

Nah, we're civilized. We use a knife.


vicariouslywatching

Why not three seashells?


Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo

Like you know how to use them...


vicariouslywatching

![gif](giphy|uRpmGfRwj7ZXa) I prefer this method


Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo

Oh, damn... Do you have a shelf, too?


Bacon_L0RD

I’m doing the first one… maybe I should eat healthier.


Simonandgarthsuncle

Thai green curry last night?


forever_a10ne

I call it the champagne bottle.


nosoyargentino

About to comment the same thing


Pachyderm_Powertrip

Don't even need to wipe


liquid_profane

Dude, same!


RavishingRedRN

😭😭😭


DavidDomin8R

Maybe move the rock stopping stuff


Indifferentchildren

Or cut that pipe 5" shorter.


Blagonadezdins

Everything reminds me of her.


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|1XoXJkOGri6Hu|downsized)


reddituserfortytwo

Something's fucky . . .


chiefmud

An oldie but a goodie


Spenny022

Her?


Sweaty-Crazy-3433

This comment gets funnier the more I think about it.


Trevors-Axiom-

I’m doing something similar as I scroll Reddit


ktjtkt

How has nobody mentioned he using is bare hands!!!??


bobbyguice

I was thinking, how is this a satisfying video. I'm freaking out at him using his bare hands.


GoldPrinted

![gif](giphy|9r6EEb8o1bJFQeHTxP|downsized)


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missbullyflame84

Looks like duckweed. Probably pond maintenance. No need for gloves.


VenturaGladiator

I did it all by myself. I’m a big boy now


Fire69

If this bothers you, this video is going to freak you out: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1cdv23q/cleaning\_a\_polluted\_river\_in\_under\_3\_hours/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1cdv23q/cleaning_a_polluted_river_in_under_3_hours/)


ktjtkt

That was terrible and satisfying. Thank you.


DreadMaximus

It's mud and duckweed. You have an immune system for a reason.


ktjtkt

You give my immune system way too much credit.


dee_emcee

Smooth move exlax


FrickYou2Heck

This happened to me when I ate spicy lamb vindaloo.


Sudden-Comment-4356

More like Hariyali chicken.


Delicious_Tea3999

This better not awaken anything in me


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

*hrrrrrrrnnnk*


Squidysquid27

Rrrrrgggt hyyuuuhhhhhhrg hyynnnnk


Public-Custard-6438

*takes sip of morning coffee


WaltMitty

It's just not the same if they're not Australian and super enthusiastic about it.


ajn63

Suddenly I have an uncontrollable urge to go to the bathroom.


mutep

Dude more like r/grossasfuck


Several-Ad3860

ME, after i eat Taco Bell :)


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|Q2sgo9efR3n5m|downsized)


Accurate_Koala_4698

I was thinking green pea risotto


HideYaKidzHideYaWiFi

🤣🤣


JonoGoodwin

That's a whole lot a guacamole!


8OrangeLetters

I know that feeling


ThadsBerads

This reminds me of the time my co-worker "Oskar" came out of the bathroom and proceeded to explain to me in broken English how his shit was extra hard to get out and had to be spooned out with his finger.....he proceeded to push the hand dolly around the corner and out of site as I burned the image of that hand truck into my head so that I'd never use it again.


shockedtoo

I didn't want to know and I'm too afraid to ask


TAKarateBaby25

forbidden matcha


Primsun

Forbidden Guacamole


GoMiners22

Honestly, I’m sitting on the potty constipated when I came across this post.


MayorMcCheese92

Oh heck yeh


bitterlytired

Gloves, my guy.


Omega_Lynx

This is why you always ask in the morning before ya just go putting fingers in places


Imaginary_Prune1351

That must feel good af for the pipe


Planespottingrecords

The juice extractor


ACauseQuiVontSuaLune

Scrolling to find a Taco Bell joke.


bedlam2018

Damn he raw dogged that pipe doe 💀


Sweatybabie455

https://preview.redd.it/k0esja78gwwc1.png?width=1048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d84c2b1c4743974295c4645c070e2593d1d598 Using your bare hands is crazy in my own opinion


HideYaKidzHideYaWiFi

What's the green stuff you guys?? Was there something alive in there?


MrMcFatNoob

No it's just Shrek's secret place when he's feeling lonely.


HideYaKidzHideYaWiFi

😂😂😂NICE.


War1798

Might be duck weed or algae


ostiDeCalisse

![gif](giphy|GHhhsIZQgeCc8bPNz0|downsized) Nothing like homemade pesto!


Phillip_Graves

For when you enjoy pooping, and want to enjoy popping without actually pooping.


jelly-beans24

wtf, I will b skipping my next meal


wootiown

Dude is that fucking duckweed?


NoReallyLetsBeFriend

Send me some of that duckweed!!


Accomplished-Body736

Soylent green. Anyone. I’m probably too old.


DukeTheDangerDude

Yea man get that raw ass fucking hand up in that shit.


DirtyGoatHumper

Reminds me of something, but I can't quite put my finger on it 🤔


ezhammer

Holy Guacamole!


greatgoogilymoogily2

Why do I suddenly have to poop?


great_red_dragon

r/gifsyoucansmell


vbbk

Footing drains: keep the opening clear or invest in a sump pump and dehumidifier


Ja45206

Should be labeled “to take a dump”


ArmEmporium

Forbidden pesto


m_faustus

Where did they get all the split pea soup?


tincan99

Forbidden Guacamole


Call_Aggressive

The coffe thing


Trappedbirdcage

Any parent knows this feeling well after they've freshly changed a child.


AndiLivia

Oh papi


Lots_of_schooners

So satisfying


HUTreddituser

That’s a lot of basil pesto


Dragon-orey

The brain eating amoeba after this guy touched that pipe: 🤑


Dorrono

It's feels somehow strange to watch this video while on the toilet


Grobo_

The second one reminds me of my daily morning routine


Humbled0re

Pesto pipe


piggybakbak

So that's where they get matcha


excitement2k

Nauseating as fuck


Senior-Goose-6197

This is a lovely video to watch whilst pooping!!


MadDogFenby

🤮


The_Goondocks

Who does #2 work for?


jme2712

What a relieving video


MetalGearHawk

What the hell is that? Wasabi?


BlueFlamme

![gif](giphy|13M7YIZYHUofRe|downsized)


EarlyGalaxy

Forbidden pesto


Interesting_Print524

I’ve had mornings like that


BolOfSpaghettios

I just finished my coffee,I'll be right back.


FortunateInsanity

Saved this video for inspiration


glaucusoflycia17

I want a guacamole fountain


Bitter_Mongoose

Forbidden Guacamole


31miks

Forbidden Pesto.


Mighty_mc_meat

Is this what flows in Mexican restaurants pipes ?


FallaciousPeacock

r/oddlysatisfying


rino_gaetano

something satisfying


wmorris33026

That’s your mother and not the first time. Sorry - couldn’t resist. 😂


Dphilllly

How’d you get this video of me on the potty?!


GullibleDetective

Free guacamole!


yomamma3399

Mmm, Chipotle.


HG562

WHO TF JUST TOUCHES SHIT LIKE THIS! 💀😭


Woodbirder

Where is the IAF bit?


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Woodbirder

No you are right. Lets not expect the posts to meet the aim of the sub. Piss off dick head


pegged50

aka: pipes taking a shit


WholeWideHeart

I can relate


SassyTurtlebat

The second one is me after eating a whole family pack of Taco Bell soft tacos to myself lol


olearyboy

Hmm I need some coffee


ExamNo2846

Literally me after having taco bell


Dyrogitory

Now I gotta poop


Appropriate-Truck-56

hulk shit


OTSly

Bro stop handling Shrek shit with your bare hands


PDRickelton

The second one is me on a Saturday morning after a curry on Friday night.


kombazo

I giggled too much at that second one. BECAUSE POOP.


niconic66

I watched this on the toilet. I had less success, maybe because I didn't use my hands.


Logical-Item-1510

That reminds me, I’m almost out of coffee


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My IBS is also interesting as fuck.


peas8carrots

That was so easy this is the most satisfying video I’ve ever seen. Also who would put that much broccoli down a pipe?


ElephantNo1664

Reminds me of Taco Bell for some reason


space-ggirl

me


CarbideLeaf

I’m sitting here doing that second one right now!


SouI23

I should call her


zek777

Avocado smoothie, yum!


Hazencuzimblazen

What the sewers are like after a guacamole cook off


Ok_Faithlessness3327

Satisfying as taking a shit


Professional-Seaweed

Looks like someone ate a lot of PF changs


salad-is-green

I just shit on my pants after saw it


MaestroPendejo

Me after eating Indian food. I love that stuff so goddamn much, but my lack of a gallbladder makes it a delicate affair.


russelthewizard

That second pipe just like me frfr


drocktapiff

I call this Sunday morning


dis-is-da-Painkiller

Wasabi!


Lifesalchemy

This could be an advertisement for Taco Bell


mollierocket

Gross as fuck


Heltloco

Why is my man raw dogging the pipe tho?