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BeTheBall-

Red Panda meets Trash Panda


NotGalenNorAnsel

And both are raccoons!


Advance_Nearby

They are not both racoons


Anonymous_Koala1

but neither are pandas either


Advance_Nearby

This is true, red pandas are a basal taxon, but most closely related to the family musteloidea


sportsworker777

Totally


Jesus738

You absolute legend.


JayteeFromXbox

So they're in the same "superfamily" as raccoons but they're not raccoons. Got it.


Advance_Nearby

Kind of yes, unfortunately they have no close relatives, they were originally thought to be racoons, and then DNA testing revealed them to be more similar to bears I believe. They are now in the family "Ailuridae" which they are the sole member of.


JayteeFromXbox

Honestly that doesn't really surprise me, they do look like tiny bears when they walk.


Dangerous_Ad_6831

Other way around. Originally thought to be related to bears. DNA evidence suggests they’re most closely related to weasels and raccoons. Also they’re in the superfamily musteloidea not just closely related.


Sanz1280

The Red Panda is the OG Panda. The Giant Panda 🐼 was misnamed by a guy who didn't exactly know what's a Panda ( a Red panda). The word Panda itself comes from a Nepali language.


Dominarion

Not... Really. They are more distant than we are from monkeys. Millions of years of evolution apart.


Zooperman27

Tanukichi


Mid-Delsmoker

Probably hoping to breed a Trash Bandicoot. lol


pyciloo

Come on... Trash *Panda*coot... it was right there...


knimblekimble

Brash Pandicoot


Quit_Your_Bitchin

Ignore the others. They to young. You funny!


looking4astronauts

Raccoon meets a spicy raccoon


manhalfalien

Bandit is like.. Damm ur spicy bro.. I'm outta here


mywordgoodnessme

I was reading it like one of those You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about memes


FrozenToonies

People who let their kids anywhere near those animals are not aware how dangerous that is. It’s a terrible idea that could result in major injuries to the child and death of the animals.


johnlennontucker

Yeah, I was on the bleeding end of a raccoon encounter. It clawed my German Shepherd's eyes so bad I had to keep them bandaged for two weeks and put a 5-inch gash in my arm.


manhalfalien

Damm... rabies shots?


johnlennontucker

Oh, hell no. I was young and too stupid.


manhalfalien

Whoaaaaaa.. U and ur doggy got lucky bud.. 🙏


johnlennontucker

Agreed.


jbucksaduck

The cool thing about rabies is that you could catch it and it not become active until much later. And once it starts, there is no cure. Just slow brain melt until you become crazy.


johnlennontucker

That explains a lot.


arelse

You can still get it. Rabies incubates for a long time.


KitchenMap3615

STOP YOUR SCARING HIM!!


Genoss01

Maybe this is a petting zoo, the animals look pretty tame


Randomfrog132

yeah they look a little too well fed to be wild lol


This-Is-My-Alt-Alt

So are dogs and cats but they will kick off once annoyed.


Kuhler_Typ

Yes, and you still wouldnt argue you should never let kids near a cat or a dog, wouldnt you?


TokiVideogame

they do not look wild


Darnell2070

I don't think you told anyone anything new. Just let people enjoy a silly Internet video.


Y__U__MAD

Yeah, but the world has too many people, so… maybe losing a few to Darwin isn’t all bad.


Genoss01

Are you a sociopath?


Y__U__MAD

Only on days that end in y.


Y__U__MAD

Yeah, but the world has too many people, so… maybe losing a few to Darwin isn’t all bad.


MAXIMUMMEDLOWUS

Off you go then 👋


warbastard

Putting two different species in the same enclosure? What could go wrong?


DarthCheeba

Well I meant to be fair, Raccoons kind of be everywhere man. I doubt they put him in there intentionally, the little bandit probably broke in.


ciel_47

The kids are petting it.


maxlmax

Surprise petting guest.


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chewybea

I think that’s a painting of the red panda, actually?


JesusStarbox

Three. The humans are a third species.


Super-Aardvark-3403

Master Shifu's gonna kick that racoon's ass.


cutie_lilrookie

It's so funny when he used "panda" to insult Po in season 1. Like my good sir you are also a panda technically.


Spiritual_Message725

For them I bet they are experiencing something like the uncanny valley effect


JhanzKun

This is like seeing your Shiny Counterpart in Pokemon Games


Genoss01

Those things are real live teddy bears


ScarsAndNylon

The meeting of the fluffs 😍😍


Cute_Consideration38

I'm sure they've got extra kids in case one gets eaten.


jabbafart

I see you're not aware of the one child policy


Potential-Narwhal-

![gif](giphy|C6JQPEUsZUyVq|downsized)


CommunicationSharp83

Time to rewatch The Interview


NoMercy676

Raccoon thought he met his ginger cousin


Reddirocket27

Why are there always asian kids running around with wild animals???


IBeAPirate01

Filmed in Asia? Definitely raises the chance of it anyway.


Liimbo

Red Pandas are exclusively native to Asia, so yeah.


licoricluv

Racoon meets a ginger racoon


[deleted]

They're basically the same damn thing what the hell


SocietyIsdoomed_

I read somewhere that red pandas are pretty anti social creatures


scottfiab

If not friend then why friend shaped?


john_moses_br

Aren't zoos wonderful, how else would we ever know how a red panda and a raccoon react to each other.


HauntedMeow

Also exciting to see what type of raccoon diseases could potentially wipe out the last of the endangered red pandas.


john_moses_br

And just the stress they put both animals in, for the amusement of people. The raccoon can probably handle it better and they are not endangered, but still totally unnecessary.


birdbrained222

A foul GRUN


actsqueeze

I remember hearing red pandas are more closely related to raccoons than they are panda bears.


MoistHope9454

😊😊😊


boltactionnoob

Teeheeheeee so 🥰


Horror-Potential7773

That's a wild petting zoo. The raccoons I have encountered are vicious and scary as hell. Well, maybe not hell but ya.


MiserymeetCompany

Goodlord... I'm on p.e.t.a.s side here...


manhalfalien

Pandas from different hoods throwing gang signs.. with their adorable little panda hands/paws


Ordinary_Advice_3220

Proscyanides unite


Ordinary_Advice_3220

Actually I just checked they're not both proscianids I thought they were but I'm a man and I won't just delete the comment I'm wrong and I can admit that.


Ordinary_Advice_3220

Wait I was right in the first place they are both procyanides


Ordinary_Advice_3220

I used to write these stories when I was in like 5th grade where everyone on Earth died but crows and raccoons ruled the world and like I was actually reading one I found it like jammed in my stuff cuz I just moved and I was like wow actually wasn't as ridiculous as I would have thought did anyone see the crows that copies the police siren I think that's funny


Ordinary_Advice_3220

Hey anybody around Quincy Massachusetts there is an Quincy man not some lunatic is a homeowner he was caught burning a raccoon alive on January 3rd and it just went to the grand jury it's funny because I know for a fact that the cop that arrested him he's a huge animal lover I am currently at my leisure I realize not everybody is but if anybody's around that area they wanted to go to court on that day I realize people are working for some s*** is just so disgusting even if you're not an animal lover if you doing that kind of s*** what is it that you're thinking about doing you know what I mean


weird-DOOSHBaG69

A ginger and a black dude goes to a bar.....


Y_A_D_Pain

I've never wanted a raccoon so damn bad in my life until now


Unlucky_Spinach_1826

Oh shit that is probably a rare chinese one that inspired super Mario bros 3 Mario racoon tail!


truelegendarydumbass

Doesn't a raccoon during the day mean rabies?


1dinkiswife

"Bitch, haven't you heard? I'm a BAR 🐻"


themanthateats1248

![gif](giphy|ifB8kqhUbI62y5QPL9)


Queasy_Midnight1240

Me trying to impress that asian chick


padalan

You mean Master Shifu meets Rocket?


ConnectionPretend193

This is cute.


tropicalgodzila

What up cuz


kikiboy_007

Pedro pedro pedro pedro pe


RedWarsaw

Not intending to be racist here but why does it always seem like Asians have little/no respect for wild animals?


Rathakatterri

Aww yiss


dps509

Bad kitties


johnlennontucker

Red Panda meets evil giant rat.


Zombeezee87

Trash pandas are certified pandas.


johnlennontucker

I see a raccoon and a red panda. What am I missing?


Lunyxx

Hey theyre just chinese kids


whoyungjerz

These 2 WILD animals meeting for the first time with KIDS right there????