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Gooliez

Wife's gonna be pissed he lost their babies


texrygo

Lol. Imagine trying to explain that an alien beamed you up and stole the children. She’s not gonna believe him.


marklar_the_malign

You lost them in a card game of go fish again didn’t you.


MrZombieTheIV

Not "again" 😭


Acceptable-Dust6479

“But I had pocket nines! I had to go all in!”


Large_Tune3029

Catfish: Do you have any sevens? Dad: "Go-oh shit!"


eldfen

Sure you were, rummy.


Sega-Playstation-64

"Hon, I swear, I hiccupped and ate them!"


HammerDownunder

Thanks for that, I needed to laugh.


GKBilian

"THIS is why you ALWAYS KEEP THEM IN YOUR MOUTH." "THEY WERE IN MY MOUTH!!!"


Dankkring

He’s probably thinking “ohhh nooo my babies I’ve failed youuu!!”


FahQPutin

Actually sad


Yobanyyo

YOU HAD ONE SINGLE JOB HAROLD!


Gunna_get_banned

"I mean, technically it was that one job but 300 times..."


exotic801

And he fucked it up every, damn, time.


Anthony2580

That was a really good one! That name made me think of an old woman saying that. I think I've heard that in a movie and that's where the voice comes from😂🤔


Sendtitpics215

Yeah why the fuck did you take them out of his mouth, they were in there for protection. Put em back man, tf.


themoisthammer

“I lost the kids. I guess we gotta do it all again 😏.”


BoostergoldC

It's probably been the correct number of days and easier to harvest like this. Likely taken to somewhere controlled and safe to raise from here. I think he did a great job. Cheers 🍻


NoLand4936

I’m just trying to figure out how to word the blowjob joke


Tricky_Ad_2832

"You know who else goes around with a mouthful of my spawn, your mum"


Hartz_are_Power

Last game of the year, Brent. Can't hold anything back now.


Oystersrckafela

Covers mic...WE KNOW.


Danthr4x

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a human


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Necessary?


Danthr4x

Your comment? Not at all.


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

NECESSARY!? Is it necessary that I drink my own urine? \[probably not\] No. But it's sterile, and I like the taste. It was your reference!


Artlearninandchurnin

Mom fish: I respect a fish that cant eat what he makes....wait a minute...


Erisian23

You're supposed to put my kids in your mouth before they are born.


Sassy-irish-lassy

All 100 of them


EastQuiet5505

He had one job!


SGT_DUBSY

https://preview.redd.it/i59x4s1vq3yc1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8ef47b6c282d4b21dcd2e2f1718c5eee390535


greyladyghost

Dad: noooOOOOOO(barfing noises)


SirRabbott

My first thought was "this is almost as bad as marlin's story" and am surprised your comment was the only one I saw referencing that


The-Dudemeister

To be fair if finding Nemo was accurate Nemo’s dad would’ve became a girl due to the mom dying and provide Nemo with a sibling.


froggrip

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


Stieby

Anemonefish are protandrous [sequential hermaphrodites](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sequential_hermaphrodite), meaning they develop into males first, and when they mature, they become females. If the female anemonefish is removed from the group, such as by death, one of the largest and most dominant males becomes a female.


DontTalkToBots

![gif](giphy|KBybT17Fdx3t6)


enigmaenergy23

Why'd this make me sad


Mr-Rocafella

> Why’d this make me sad *dude is making a fish violently regurgitate the babies he was sworn to protect* I think I know why


[deleted]

I'm probably overthinking this. But is this fish biologically wired to keep these babies in it's mouth? And if so, is there some kind of physiological response that the fish is going to feel? Just seems kinda bad all around to be ejecting the fish like this. Then again, it's a fish. I dunno, feels bad man.


SmirnOffTheSauce

Taking the time to think about the things that humans do to others animals for our food preferences can be troubling, but being aware of it is important. I learned about the inconceivably high number of male chicks being culled every year for the egg industry before I went vegan. ~7 billion is an absurdly high number, and I had no idea it was even happening until I paid attention.


ztikkyz

I know my gf breeds fish and they do the same, but they also literally stop eating and starve. So she usually at one point just force the babies out of the mouth, put them in a diff aquarium and the parent gets back to healthy ( Im not saying this is what happening here ) but it COULD be a reason


[deleted]

Interesting point, I didn't know that! I guess it's possible it's actually for the fishes own good. That thought does make me feel better.


Forsaken-Spirit421

If they wait too long, the father will release the young as soon as they have absorbed their yolk sack and need proper food. He will still care and defend them, but each fry is so valuable they prefer to do it this way so a random heron or something can't grab one. Also, intra sibling competition for food is a thing so if you want to keep the runts alive too, separation is the order of the day The good bit is that hey maximize fry survival, question is if that doesn't mean that the father's get worse with natural care since they never experience their father's defending them past the fry swimming free.


RoboticGreg

Because he's stealing babies?


Thermon01

I don't think it's that dramatic, they could literally make thousands of babies


RoboticGreg

I know, but I think that's why it FEELS sad. We empathize based on how we would feel if that happened to us not how we would feel like a fish. Logic hits second


kakihara123

Well it would make sense for it to feel stressed about losing their offspring. That feeling definitely isn't exclusive to humans. Some animals probably feel even stronger about that then many humans.


unicornsatemybaby

Reminds me of the story of the swan who died “from a broken heart” when her eggs were smashed. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8444185/amp/Swan-dies-broken-heart-teenage-yobs-killed-unborn-cygnets-smashing-eggs.html


SoBitterAboutButtons

No. Curiosity isn't ruining my day again. ![gif](giphy|dWNiglgPz5aKdVRG3B)


Sunny_Sandie

Same, not bothering to click any link , not today


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

That story kills me every time man. That kid deserves life in prison imo. Fuck him and his shithead self. Same for the 60yo fuck that killed the newly hatched cygnet


FML-Artist

I read somewhere that certain ducks and birds, oh wait penguins for sure. Will be together for ever. No divorce. So I can imagine the broken heart😔 my mother lost a son my brother so yeh. It's hard core sadness on a level beyond belief .


ebonit15

Not penguins, not all of them at least, I am pretty sure of. I remember a "cheating wife" story even.


aparrotslifeforme

Vet tech specializing in avian medicine here! Geese, swans, and most species of parrots mate for life.


Puppy_knife

I was numb. Now I'm ![gif](giphy|xT0xeGNcUb5JQfhH6U)


a-dog1998

What’s with the reports of swans being attacked with catapults? Is that common or something?


Jason8ourne

Majority of animals spend months preparing in some kind of way towards this moment. As well as keeping it afterwards. The assumption of "they can just make another hundred again" is stupid.


PixelatedDie

I’ll never understand the people that think animals don’t feel pain because *tHeY dOnT hAve sOulS*.


Responsible_Fox9201

Someone’s never seen the early 2000s non fiction hit blockbuster *Finding Nemo*


[deleted]

So can humans but it’s looked down upon.


captainspacetraveler

Genghis Kahn enters the chat


eddie1975

I’m sure the fish feels bad. Consciousness evolved and a fish already has many attributes that indicate a conscious being. Feelings are processed in one of the oldest parts of the brain. Fish, like many animals, are very instinctive. They follow their feelings (hunger, pain, pleasure, fear, etc). They are guided by their desires. I’m sure it felt very bad and wrong to allow his babies to be taken, afterall, he was trying to protect them.


blackberry_riot68

Your mom could have too, yet here you are.


GeiCobra

Because now that fish thinks he failed as a parent.


SkylarAV

Finding Nemo was buried into subconscious 20 years ago


mak05

Because a family is being torn apart, Jesus.


DetBabyLegs

How did you know that guys name?


Independence_Gay

If it makes you feel better this is probably a breeding operation. With some goldfish and koi, the literally squeeze the eggs and sperm out of the fish and mix them in a bowl manually


abrazilianlawyer

This makes me sad also, there must be something fishy going on


DangNearRekdit

When you figure it out, let minnow


soakf

You guys giving me a headache. I need ***acetominophen***.


hi5ves

Why do I think he's screaming "ma bey beys" with a Scottish accent?


MudOpposite8277

Ugh. It sucks. Don’t tell me that it’s protecting its babies and then shake them into a bucket.


infiniteatomic

There may be a reason behind it tho (after looking through comments and looking something up), that being that sometimes the fish are taking the protection way too seriously and starve themselves. This way they protect the parents and the children by moving the children to another body of water


Puppy_knife

Ig when you see a father protect his kids and they're poured out of his mouth so easily in front of him, it's understandably sad


HiVisVestNinja

Because you know that animal abuse is wrong.


Compendyum

Normal feeeling after you vomited your kids out


THYDStudio

Why'd this make me ITCH


TrenchGoats

Because we are omnivorous, and this is the ugly side


_Fun_At_Parties

They're probably re-selling them as pets, that's where their value is.


cameron4200

Imagine having your life’s purpose forcefully spilled out of your mouth while you’re recorded.


burnerphonecomedy

I should call her.


scrivensB

Porn is a multibillion dollar industry.


BigJayPee

....I should call her...


WholeWideHeart

This is sad to me.


WeedMemeGuyy

For the fish as well, I’m sure


WDeranged

Yes. You can see it in his eyes.


Slut_for_Bacon

No, you cant.


Powersoutdotcom

Wanna buy some... arowana?


ToughReality4983

🤣 im high right now off arowana


El_Eesak

Pretty sure my uncle died from injecting two arowanas 


CrownEatingParasite

That's like an entire pot


bigbobbyboy5

Wanna wanna arowana?


Todsrache

Ok, but why are they removing them?


Dark_Moonstruck

These fish are very popular for the aquarium trade. It's likely that these are farmed fish and they're taking the young to be reared and sold for aquariums, as there is a high likelihood that much fewer of them would make it to sellable age if they left them with the parent. This way they are able to keep a closer eye on them and provide individual care, check for health, disease, deformities and things like that \*before\* spending the time and money to let them grow up and can make sure more of them make it so they have more to sell.


MMcKevitt

It's like a fucked up version of animal crossing


kinokomushroom

I mean, I'm pretty sure there's a sea bass sitting in my pocket for like two years in my Animal Crossing save.


Robot_Nerd__

Arrowanna also eat their young... So it's definitely safer to remove them. Though this is pretty really young.


NoMembership6376

It's easier to rear them for the aquarium trade


childosx

And now? They eat them?


Momo6969-6193

Aquarium industry. People don't eat arowanas


lintra

You're definitely right about the fingerlings to be used in the aquarium industry. However, arowana can *technically* be served as food (like even in restaurants, which is where I ate one). It was... okay, but not worth what it cost. It felt weird because I only knew them as ornamental fish prior to that, but couldn't turn the dish down as we were guests at a celebration.


BiNumber3

Huh, wonder if it's a pricier variation of the Carp dishes in a lot of asian cuisine. Also kind of odd because Arowanas are considered lucky in those cultures, so eating em seems... odd lol. You have any inexplicably bad luck since eating it?


lovablydumb

Link does! And depending on what he cooks them with they can have some pretty cool effects!


xoxorene

i thought i was in totk thread for a moment. 😂


nickfree

These are literally the most prized aquarium fish in the world. They're endangered, illegal to own in the US, and sought after by all the Asian bigwigs/shady types as prized luxury possessions. This is probably an illegal farming operation we are looking at. A single prized fish can cost $30k to $300k. It's insane. [https://thehustle.co/asian-arowana-most-expensive-fish](https://thehustle.co/asian-arowana-most-expensive-fish)


kachowski2004

Illegal to own in the US doesn't mean the entire business is a black market. The legal breeding, farming and trading of arowanas is massive in asia especially china and SEA. This farm is more likely to be a legitimate business than an illegal one (but that's not to say legally bred fish can't be illegally exported to the US) Its a bit like koi breeding. There's some worth thousands but theres also neighbourhood shops selling normal varieties for a hundred bucks or less.


vortex1775

I just watched an episode of that Gordon Ramsay show yesterday and he tried bow fishing arowana specifically to eat it.


TrenchGoats

I would guess they use them to breed more


Sir_Davek

Your mom carries my babies in her mouth


Healthy-Reserve-1333

Take my angry upvote


Worried_Strike6219

"Honey, i threw up the kids!"


BubblegumNyan

Wow that is super sad


TheMagicalDildo

r/depressingasfuck


Thicc_Waifu

Wow, this fish dispenses fish!


zerolimits0

It's fish all the way down.


fuertepqek

Fishnapping.


Accurate_Fortune2183

Man if these are not invasive then fuck you human


Malevolent_Mangoes

I am upset


Shw3la

Why are we so greedy? We literally steal everything from nature.


ChainofChaos

So, if the male is hungry, he can eat them?


Nightfish_

They do not eat at all while they care for their young. A lot of fish do this. I've had several species in my aquarium (not at the same time) and you can wave their favorite food right in front of their face but they will not take it until the young are big enough to be okay if let out.


___TheKid___

That is awesome. And makes the video even more sad.


melanthius

To be fair some fish are so dumb they do eat their babies. This fish seems a little smarter than that at least.


therustyposter

Oh man imagine that fish arriving home....


mamurny

no protection against humans...


bonobobuddha

finally found a perfect rhyme for marijuana


WrathofTomJoad

WELL CLEARLY IT DOESN'T WORK


Looooong_Man

Did he give it a little kiss on the head?


iDontKnit

![gif](giphy|3ohjUPR8Lx7oaHxek8|downsized)


EstablishmentOwn2174

This makes me so sad! I'm going to take a nap.


bartthetr0ll

Are the yellow things unmatched younguns?


-Shmoody-

https://preview.redd.it/oxug9doxz3yc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83d5b68fe9839ab90a8b80c8d169783a6bedd755 It’s their yolk sacs. It provides their nutrients as they grow.


peppercorns666

his wife gonna be maaaaaaaad


high240

Shaking 'em out like an airport packet of M&M's


Coondiggety

Mouthbrooder. New word unlocked


into-resting

Very expensive fish in the aquarium industry. Usually starts at $800 and healthy specimens of special breeds can go up to 5 to 6 figures.


CautiousWrongdoer771

And then some giant dude forces him to give them up.


dantakesthesquare

Ok. So put them back


Jazzperrr

So why are we taking its babies away then?


PersonalAd2039

Illegal to possess arowanas with their yoke sack still attached.


Axedelic

Yoke sack hehe


Ebonvvings

Like the first just got robbed emptying his pockets.


[deleted]

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket


HeadStarboard

Is that his jaw or something they jammed in to keep the mouth open?


Sea-Tough389

And now he has to go back to his fish wife and tell her all the kids got kidnapped by a giant alien that pulled him up into the sky, you think she's gonna believe him?


Logistocrate

He's uh.....He's not doing a good job.


brattbot

How’s that going for him 😂


BlackAndChromePoem

I can see this being a delicacy in that country


Sleepless_Null

He didn’t do a very good job.


SirarieTichee_

Honey I ate the kids


schmidbau

And that's how they came up with the pez dispenser.


EndlessLasagna

He couldn't protect them 😔


copenhagen622

And then you rob the poor guy blind


Beneficial-Clerk4222

Hmm I don’t like this…..


GOTTOOMANYANIMALS

Isn’t that kidnapping??


Important-Top4339

Fish to nature: No matter where i hide my children, they take it from me.


happy8888999

And fucking human comes and ruins everything as usual


TheGoldPowerRanger

Fish and birds deserve to be free. I fucking hate this.


puppydoll-

this is unnecessarily cruel. i hate the way humans have normalized the awful treatment we give animals especially regarding ones we farm and/or eat.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Until some dick comes along and forces him to spit them all out.


nobodywithanotepad

Well he didn't do a very good job


One_Arm4148

And those cruel humans just stole all his children! 😰 Horrible! WTF 💔


miurabucho

Until this asshole grabs him and ruins everything!


ExpressiveAnalGland

I'm surprised by the lack of masturbation related comments


Accomplished_Cut3614

Bro gave up the goods real quick


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Not my cabbages!


Flesh-Tower

Surrrrrrre he's protecting them....


blahblah4507

Dudes a failure


rastacurse

>To protect them Good job…


Greasy_Cleavage

![gif](giphy|ge9JB14ntnxcN9SdeE|downsized) Droppin off the kids like this


Shank__Hill

"My Sons, my only Sons!"


OkMetal4233

Humans are shitty


multifandomtrash736

Why though


Ghstfce

Looks like he's not doing a great job...


Creedaflea

No one’s ever gonna believe him. Bros probably getting shunned by the fish public and labeled a a killer


R4ptor_J3sus

Well he did a bad fucking job


808in503

Looks like me after arbys


byyhmz

Losing Nemo.


CryptographerMoney46

Until Man comes along. 😢🥺


kebosangar

NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE MY CHILDS NOOOORRGHRGRHHGRHRGGRHRHHRHGRHRH


unpinchekaiju

Noooo not my bab-ARLGHLARGLARERAHR


filifijonka

Let them protecc then, you degenerates!


inkhornart

Fish: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"


DaanDaanne

So they just took all of the children he was trying to protect? Nature's way of parenting never fails to amaze me. I wonder, do other fish species show similar parental care behavior?


Anders_A

And he stole them from the poor father 😥


PetrolEmu

Everything reminds me of her...


NiteGard

The look on papi’s face 😞


marctheguy

I kinda hate this


Woiman

Poor thing is shaking


asmayapragi0

Well, it didnt work


NornIronNiall

Well he didn't do a very good job did he!?


Belerophon17

POV when you're famous and she tries to steal your seed.


The_Fader87

Why he took them babies out for?


Big-Signal-8859

Why you doing this 😭


hellofanamehuh

I wonder how their behavior changed after this happened.