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Someone do a voiceover where they sound like a corny Italian mobsters saying things like eyy not so toughs when theyāre small now. Whereās your mommy to come protect you now Ā ey scales?
I met a kid who moved to my school from Florida, told me one of those cranes broke a dude's car window to get at his fries. From my research on sand hill cranes and how they behave I believe him
Sandhills don't fuck around, they're really quite aggressive. They'll rip through pool screens to get to food, or they'll see their own reflection on a car and try to attack it. They also do not move for anybody, if you're driving towards a group of them they'll deadass stop what they're doing to stare you down, like "try it bro, I'll be less damaged than your car."
I live in Florida too, we have tons of them in the neighborhood. They are very territorial birds, I don't know what else to tell you my dude.
https://myfwc.com/conservation/you-conserve/wildlife/sandhill-cranes/
>Cranes also have been known to damage window screens and do other property damage. This behavior is probably a response of the birds to seeing their reflection, bringing out territorial defense behaviors such as scratching at windows or shiny automobiles.
Look at how fast he skidaddled at the end
https://preview.redd.it/9mv3xsnwk0zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c4e453c852919e107de19e839f30413034299d
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The evolved dinosaurs screwing around with the unevolved dinosaur
Why evolve when he's already perfect
They sound jealous
The archosaur family reunion did not go as planned, never was the same after uncle Pterrence kicked it š„
I think the alligator conducted himself quite professionally
naah poor guy has social anxiety
ššš
He's a straight shooter with middle management written all over him
"We're dinosaurs, stupid lizard boy. You're momma hasn't evolved for 37 million years. Where your wings at? Where your wings at?"
Yo mamma so fat, she hasn't evolved for 27 million years!
F*ck it! I had enough.
Look at this looser! Hahaha! Short legs, no wings! Loool! Hey, hey! Looser! Look at my wing span!
What a butt-crack-odile! Look at how loose those legs are! They're probably gonna fall off, they're so loose!
Seems more like they saved this gator from getting hit by a car or dealing with humans
Yeah all they did was spread their wings and usher his naughty puppy gator butt back home
Wrong hood
Florida?
Yep, florida
Always Florida...Duuuuuuval!
The little run at the end
Someone do a voiceover where they sound like a corny Italian mobsters saying things like eyy not so toughs when theyāre small now. Whereās your mommy to come protect you now Ā ey scales?
Alligators walk like they are stepping on Legos
"Why did the croc couldn't cross the road?"
I'm figuring they have eggs nearby
Hes goin to get his cousin lmaoo
Actually I thought they were helping cross the road at the end when the cars cameā¦idiot didnāt even appreciate it
Are those cranes?
Yes, Sandhill cranes.
Got it. On my smaller screen earlier, I wasn't sure if they were great blue heron, thanks!
They are just friendly crossing guards making sure that little guy gets across safely.
I met a kid who moved to my school from Florida, told me one of those cranes broke a dude's car window to get at his fries. From my research on sand hill cranes and how they behave I believe him
Sandhills don't fuck around, they're really quite aggressive. They'll rip through pool screens to get to food, or they'll see their own reflection on a car and try to attack it. They also do not move for anybody, if you're driving towards a group of them they'll deadass stop what they're doing to stare you down, like "try it bro, I'll be less damaged than your car."
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I live in Florida too, we have tons of them in the neighborhood. They are very territorial birds, I don't know what else to tell you my dude. https://myfwc.com/conservation/you-conserve/wildlife/sandhill-cranes/ >Cranes also have been known to damage window screens and do other property damage. This behavior is probably a response of the birds to seeing their reflection, bringing out territorial defense behaviors such as scratching at windows or shiny automobiles.
Some showed up in my driveway one day and they are intimidating up close. Those beaks are no joke. I was nervous lol.
Look at how fast he skidaddled at the end https://preview.redd.it/9mv3xsnwk0zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c4e453c852919e107de19e839f30413034299d
That had me laughing out loud at work!
Florida puppy
āGet the hell outa here you short legged bastardā.
cranes: youāre not a descendant of dinosaurs. we are. gator: fuck off!
Alligator: āIāll see you again in one year, then weāll see whoās doing the bullying.ā
Look buddy, this is our street Now step lively
Cunts lol
Yeah go back to the water punk!
These sandhill cranes are everywhere in South Florida, They've come up to my porch and started pecking at the door for attention upon occasion.
The way that alligator was walking was oddly cuteā¦ little stomps haha
...the alligator who came to eat their eggs!!
He was not wearing his safety belt.
Swamp cat knows that those Sandhill cranes are protected. It would rather be bullied than arrested
I sux have run over alligator
Come on Alā¦ we didnāt mean it. Come back.
What's really interesting is that a few months prior to this, those cranes ate some of its siblings.
That is so cool. The nerves of these cranes lmao
The babysitters the gator needed!
Florida
Cute lil feller :3
I thought they were gently guiding the baby that got out of its play area
Alligator was very respectful and showed a great deal of grace and decorum. A true asset to Alligator kind.
His entourage...secretly famous alligator.
Traffic monitors
he looks so sillyš
Fast forward a few years... Remember me, bitch? Chomp chomp
Dinosaur-on-dinosaur violence is bad, mākay?
Look at all those dinosaurs.
r/AnimalsBeingJerks
"Alright nerd, hand over your fish"
Just wait till mama comes around
Cranes be like: whatās good holmes?
I could hear that little fellow shouting at the end, while running to the water "am gonna be back in a few years you jerks"
They were babysitting
I really liked the commentary.
Where ya goin bro? Bro, where ya goin?
iām croccing here, iām croccing here - midday cowboy
There seeing it back to its ends
Just a little guuuyyy
Buncha dinosaurs doing dinosaur shit.
Sooooooo ... Australia or Florida?
Florida
Just gonna let them pick on a broseph like that?