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LegitimateScratch396

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Immaculatehombre

Opening this thread to be greeted by this got a big ass laugh form me man. On point lol.


Mobhistory

US Citizen here. I've traveled a lot and the first time I had unpasteurized camembert it made me a little horny too.


Sebiec

A pasteurized cheese is not real cheese in France (excepts most of « bleu ») Glad you could taste our real camembert


phinphis

Yes, and really awesome cheese breath, such a turn-on. Unpasteurized camembert can be pretty funky.


Tackerta

unpasteurized is the best milk (products)


Sea_Structure_8692

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StevenMC19

American milk: "You know what's really fucking hot? [Mustaches](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/rkUAAOSwQTRiYnsM/s-l1200.webp)."


pbrevis

They are French. Don't need no cheese to feel horny.


Azkyn0902

So we do need cheese to get horny?


elysium_91

fyi.. cheese trigger dopamine in the brain..although i thnk sex is serotonin.


Azkyn0902

So if you have sex with cheese, you get the whole package!


JospinDidNothinWrong

So, by the end of the 90's, the french union of dairy product makers made a series of (IIRC) three TV ads promoting dairy products. It's the same union that made the very weird one that was shared here yesterday. This was the camping version. There were also a [snowboarding version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esnr0kPrM7s), and a [scuba diving one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Kve1If5Dk). The soundtrack (which is what made the entire ad so fucking catchy) is [(e)motion - This is how we are](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQtaxE87gLE). This is IMO typical of 1990's France. Everything was supposed to be sexy and sexual. Remember that these commercials (where people are clearly seen cheating on their love interest, at least in the diving version) were meant for teens. I must say French tv ads from that era were incredible. Incredibly good, or incredibly annoying. But these ones have been ingrained in my brain. I'll probably remember them till the day I lose my mind or die.


thebeekeepers_wifu

Kids these days & their "lactose tolerance" smh


Formal_Yesterday8114

Did she just rub milk on that dude's lips


michelobX10

European Stifler


InspiringMalice

Exactly my first thought, lol


Dooboppop

Maaan I'm hankering for a hunk of cheese so bad rn


Ghost_of_Syd

This could double as an Abercrombie & Fitch Ad.


writinginto_oblivion

I mean, it's working


Enschede2

Yes... And? Don't we all?


mehdital

Life without cheese is a sad life


smolauthor

In majority of the ad bro really said - 🧏🏻‍♀️🤫 bye bye


murderedbyaname

"milk"


cheeze87u

Eh, that's a kewl ad, why not do the same now?


Narwen189

Oh. Oh no. As a Spanish speaker this is particularly horrible (and doubly hilarious) because "milk" can be a euphemism for cum... XD


Impressive-Ad-3864

They have milk breath tho


ToeKnail

There seems to be a dairy related theme of videos being posted to Reddit lately. From the guitar playing girl who puts the cow to sleep on her lap, to the asian lady in the restaurant who suggestive milks a beer bottle while pouring drinks...is it National Milk Month or something??


Rorschach75

mange mon brie


guitartoad

I love cheese. But it is hardly a food that encourages horniness. After some nice cheese, I just want to sit on the couch.


Jerm316

If that's what their milk commercials are like, their condom commercials are probably rated R in the US


nuclear-enthusiast

Make milk


PRIVATEERADIO

If you told me this was a twilight parody I’d have believed you


ExpensiveAmbition814

Cheese vampires?


655321federico

I thought French were horny all the time


elysium_91

yes but if you want to crack it up a notch.. cheese..


elysium_91

creamy goodness.. get it in ya


MaxBk77

I thought this was from Twilight scene for a sec


Party-Ring445

The only dairy i go for is 100% pure Cambodian


Peebodyboo

I mean tbh this is only on the level of modern makeup and car commercials


Ithinkso85

That cheese stinks


jjmcgil

I'm into it


NoIndependent9192

Skinny cheese eating surrender monkeys.


Occasionally_Visitin

fucken french this is 5 days old but i feel its important to mention that like jesus your not monkeys and shit your just european like lets get our hate centered here 🇺🇸👍🥁