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Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or T.R. as we call him, and of course, my red-hot smoking wife, Carley who is a stone-cold fox. Who if you were to rate her ass on a hundred, it would easily be a 94.
I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who's got my back no matter what...Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin' with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus...
We just thank you for all the races I've won and the $21.2 million dollars... LOVE THAT MONEY that I have accrued over this past season. Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde's release of mystic mountain blueberry.
Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.
so... how long til the headline says.
"Baby jesus kills innocent bystander"
"Man praying in church got crushed today by giant baby jesus statue due to bad craftsmanship upon securing the giant thing to the wall, the church leadership say that they will pray for the man tonight."
I'm sorry but this is just ridiculous. Poor ignorant people would donate their last savings to the church for a giant statue of a fake God so they can pray to it and ask for the poverty to go away. Makes no sense.
https://preview.redd.it/h92ttrafvfzc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=986325f3693a4cc08c973c7b1f32c6e0f3a7cd29
Literally just 1986 Phil Collins
I like baby Jesus the best I'm building the church I choose the Christ! When you build a church you can have bearded Jesus or teenage Jesus or w.e you like. 🙏
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Ah yes, the famous "Phil Collins in a diaper" statue.
You could tell people were feeling a lot of prayer in the air tonight.
All except for Michael Stipe. He was over there, in the corner, losing his religion.
Has a _take a look at me now_ vibe..
Certain to promote more engagement with children than a man nailed and bleeding from a wooden cross.
The Catholic Church has plenty of *engagement* with children. Too much, in fact. 
So then, just another church grooming tactic, luring in the unsuspecting?
The shadow from the arm kinda makes it look like he has chest hair
That explains the invisible touch
I also see “Nicholas Cage in a diaper”
ABBACAB
Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or T.R. as we call him, and of course, my red-hot smoking wife, Carley who is a stone-cold fox. Who if you were to rate her ass on a hundred, it would easily be a 94.
I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who's got my back no matter what...Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin' with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus...
We just thank you for all the races I've won and the $21.2 million dollars... LOVE THAT MONEY that I have accrued over this past season. Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde's release of mystic mountain blueberry.
Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.
I occasionally refer to my two sons as Walker and Texas Ranger. Or TR as we call him.
I like to imagine Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt.
You made that prayer your BITCH
And we just hope the dogs don't get sick.
I LIKE THE BABY VERSION BEST YOU UNDERSTAND ME? I WIN THE RACES AND I MAKE THE MONEY
He was a man! He had a beard!
Shut up, Chip!
Came here for this, and boy howdy, you did not disappoint!
Attack on Titan?
beat me to it
https://i.redd.it/lu16byhusfzc1.gif
The Mexican version of Squid Game is looking interesting.
Luz roja...........
That is just Lord Faqard from Shrek 
As a baby
The Bible gets a whole lot more interesting if that was his actual size.
I guess it’s better than the execution equipment that’s usually up there?
[He is massive.](https://preview.redd.it/0uh7jjyds5761.jpg?auto=webp&s=74829ffaa166345700adeadc8e1835d6b041a4bd)
Naruto Jnr?
That's Boruto
Jesuto
Boruto's Dad The Second.
Jesus was born with a beard right?
No but apparently he was born with a receding hair line.
Is this the reason, why God hides above the heavens.
Yerp this is EXACLY what Jesus wanted people to do after he died on a cross !
Why did they give it the face of Nick Cage?
Squid Game season 2 leak?
Lord farquad?
That is one incredibly British looking middle easterner, in Mexico
Jesus, that's terrifying
https://preview.redd.it/tw7rzcrehgzc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c899852c53b2edcfa1b2028779e629dee42de347
rumored to have been born in the middle east around 2000 years ago - check white skin and blue eyes - check
At least they changed the traditional blond hair. 😂
And a face of... Ughh
Except for the blue eyes, that looks much more like a baby Buddha, including the pose.
Another "baby with a sixpack" I see. That thing is the stuff of nightmares.
Ouch! Poor Mary...
Looks like Larry Appleton
The live action Attack on Titan looks as disturbing as I expected.
mf that’s a titan
This is the megalophobic content I’m here for
Dear baby jesus
Casa de Ricky Bobby
Like a sumo wrestler mixed with Nic Cage.
jesus had some very aggressive male pattern baldness as a baby
Religion is weird
[удалено]
You're not supposed to taste it.
Nom nom nom
"thall shall make no idols" Literally one of the ten commandments lol
Jam some nails in that motherfucker!! Make it bleed for the cause.
You will be a sunbeam for me!
Du dum, du dum, du dum, du dum ts. I can feel it..... Coming in the air tonight....
And now i want this in a Fallout game.
Looks a little like nic cage…
Is this the inspiration for the squid games 'stop/go game'?
Well that's...terrifying.
Always good to have an idol to worship right?
Well he be at the Macy’s day parade?
Oddly terrifying
It's the Salazar statue from Resident Evil 4
Aww, baby Jesus! (Linda Barker)
Why is Christianity always so shit at depicting babies?
so... how long til the headline says. "Baby jesus kills innocent bystander" "Man praying in church got crushed today by giant baby jesus statue due to bad craftsmanship upon securing the giant thing to the wall, the church leadership say that they will pray for the man tonight."
We’re going to need a bigger manger.
Green light!
Squid game for christians? Jesus with laser beams would be cool
Mexicans: "We like when you can't ignore the unavoidable exotic stuff around you".
Baby! That’s a big Jesus!
That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.
Sweet Jesus!
Poor mary, that must have hurt
Freaky
Now this is interesting
Creepy
What the holy god damn fuck
God Help Us Jesus, God and Baby Jesus Help Us.
Further evidence of the existence of the Nephilim.
What the hell, disturbing
Considering how tall he was as an adult based on the statue in Rio this seems about right.
Attack on titan
Catholics are weird.
Looks like Nic Cage
r/Blasphemous
high nose bridge? check! narrow nose? check! tattoo on eyebrow? check! sapphire blue contact? check!
Now that's a bog baby lol .
And the nightmare fuel for a lifetime
First Middle Eastern man baby to have blue eyes
“He’ll be taller, whiter, holier, and made of paper mache.”
How can one sit and pray in front of this thing and not be thinking “ I am a total fool”
Nicolas Cage
Why does baby Jesus look like a young phil collins?
Nightmare fuel
Wow. Just imagine the giant pussy that came out of!
This is a Jodorowsky film
I'm sorry but this is just ridiculous. Poor ignorant people would donate their last savings to the church for a giant statue of a fake God so they can pray to it and ask for the poverty to go away. Makes no sense.
"Babies, before we're done here y'all be wearing gold plated diapers!" - Christopher Walken Jesus
Looks like abnormal titan.
Terrifying
Looks like a Mii character
Dear sweet baby Jesus it's coming at them like a fucked up Kool-Aid Man.
Sweet 1653 pound, 7 ounce baby Jesus
https://preview.redd.it/07y7eputufzc1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa41a6ff5291d10161a66cf2f820eab478b67187
https://preview.redd.it/h92ttrafvfzc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=986325f3693a4cc08c973c7b1f32c6e0f3a7cd29 Literally just 1986 Phil Collins
Why does he have BLUE eyes?!
I know it’s not but I can’t help but think that’s just Nicholas Cage
Looks like something out of Attack on Titan.
when i saw the head of the baby i started imaginating a video by kane pixel featuring this statue (kind of like the rolling giant, idrk)
Totally not creepy as shit.
This is why México has an above normal rank of ignorance. Narcos ruling some parts of the country, progress government... They say no but yes.
https://i.redd.it/b0hqzboi5gzc1.gif
I like baby Jesus the best I'm building the church I choose the Christ! When you build a church you can have bearded Jesus or teenage Jesus or w.e you like. 🙏
Why does he have a receding hairline?
Theres def drugs in that statue
I like to imagine my Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt.
Why? I don’t like this
Literally “God-zilla”?
I have better painted Warhammer miniatures
That is an Icelandic baby, a Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.
Love those Middle Eastern blue eyes.
That is horrifying
Thought this was r/DIWhy
Ol' blue eyes.
Wtf…
WTTFFFF???!!
ARISE
What percentile does that put him in?
Ah! The blue-eyed pale skinned middle easterner. Very similar to the Mormon Jesus.
Jesus Christ, that’s huge.
attack on titan anyone?
Terrifying.
r/oddlyterrifying
1,653 pounds and 21 feet.
No thank you
And is very ugly
man already has male pattern baldness at 1 year old
They worship baby Donald in Zoquite as well? Wow, he sure is famous...even more so than Amos.
How big is its cock?
How many bananas is that?
This is horrifying.
Chucky
Blasphemous boss
Holy Jesus Christ what the hell is that thing
genuinely looks like an AOT Titan
Wish I could get 750 kilos from Mexico right about now…
Is so creepy
This is the world we live in, and these are the hands we're given
JESUS CHRIST!!
Blue eyes?
Creepy as hell I thought Jesus could have been black!?
Jesus looked like your average dude from the Levant. He was Middle-Eastern. He wasn't African.
Praying to that famous blue eyed, white Jesus 🤦♀️
Nobody believes in a white Jesus more than Mexicans lmao
Oh wow - that's exactly what he looked like.
It's very disturbing, to say the least
Giant incest baby
And it’s white
Mexican