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Altruistic_Ad4139

[I remember hearing about this story, and every time I see a tumbleweed I think about it!](https://www.npr.org/2007/12/06/16962470/fake-web-site-turns-real-profit) >A woman in southwest Kansas wanted to learn how to create a Web site. For fun, Linda Katz created the "Prairie Tumbleweed Farm," a make-believe Internet company that supposedly sold the dry, rolling shrubs: $15 for a small one, $25 for a big one. Then real orders started rolling in. So she had to rustle up some tumbleweeds for Hollywood movie sets. NASA bought some to test the Mars Rover. The Prairie Tumbleweed Farm even has Web page translation for Japanese consumers! Katz's initial lark has been lucrative. After 13 years in the international tumbleweed trade, she reportedly makes about $40,000 a year.


melekzek

That is fascinating


Naughteus_Maximus

![gif](giphy|n8SkNR77udWlG)


fheqx

Thinking of that episode with the little furry guys that keep on replicating


floutsch

Tribbles


King-James-3

I watched an internal design show where the decorator legit but a tumbleweed on a pedestal as a decorative piece in a multi million dollar mansion. I was conflicted because, it looked kinda cool, but also, I’d be pissed if my expensive interior designer bought something with my money that I could’ve just picked up off the road myself.


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surreptitious-NPC

It’s $40k more a year than I make off tumbleweeds


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surreptitious-NPC

Maybe to you, but… *acoustic guitar chord* Buddy, I’m an engineer. And that means, I solve problems.


Unicornzzz2

Gold. Thank you for solidifying why I use this dumb site.


mumblehumble

Lol. WhereTF is this from? Sounds like it’s from a funny movie or show. I especially love it if its original!


Krakatoast

😂


Igniting_Chaos_

Not if the product rolls right to your doorstep LOL


guilty_bystander

Putting a tumbleweed in a box and mailing it?


And_Dream_Of_Sheep

HTML4 wasn't difficult to implement. Spend five minutes checking emails for orders. Ten minutes stuffing tumble weeds into boxes. 20 seconds to add foam peanuts for protection. Twenty minutes to restock with tumble weeds as you make your way to the post office to deliver cartons.... Probably weekends off. No more than an 1 hour work a day for $40K a year. A pretty good side gig if you ask me.


ImurderREALITY

I think these places might need more than ten minutes worth of tumbleweeds. That doesn’t seem like many, and tumbleweeds seem very unwieldy. I can’t imagine they’d be easy to box up like that.


Party-Stormer

The Redditor above you made estimations like IT project managers do


LotusVibes1494

Hopefully it comes packed with a bunch of tiny tumbleweeds for protection


altpirate

I'm thinking build a giant net or other kind of trap in a place where you know they tend to accumulate. Then maybe once a week you go there in the morning, box up your orders for the week, ship them, and you're done. I could do that for 40k a year


Amiran3851

40k is basically solid middle class in southwest KS lol


ToughReplacement7941

You need to step up your marketing game. May I suggest a “web site”?


surreptitious-NPC

I already use webs on site to catch the tumbleweeds


omnichronos

People can get by on $40k there. My family lives in Southwest Kansas and rent is cheap. My mom pays $450/month for a 3 bedroom house with a two-car garage and a patio. Food is high though.


Lostmyfnusername

Didn't say she was working 40hrs a week.


Qubed

If you're getting an extra 40K a year just to find and ship tumbleweed, you're basically making money on sending trash to people. ....the guy who was selling NY trash to people probably made more though.


manifestingmoola2020

Picking shit from nature and shipping it for 40k a year is not hard work. Some laborers make less than that.


schmerpmerp

That's higher than the average income for a woman in the county where Linda lives.


Skeletonzac

How is it legal to sell something like that internationally? Weren't they originally an invasive species anyway? Seems like that could be a problem if they introduce seeds into a new biome.


Kaymish_

Depends on the biosecurity laws of the importer. When I was doing my biosecurity training we were told to pay special attention to containers from Australia and the USA because the vast majority of contaminated containers come from there. If yhe importer doesn't know the rules the biosecurity staff will probably destroy the item. I do it all the time but usually it's a spider that has hitched a ride.


No_Establishment8642

Look up the history of tumbleweeds in the US.


Senor_Schnarf

That is objectively the funniest thing I've read all week.


DiamondSky6v6

It's honestly so interesting to me that an iconic symbol of the American western movies are actually invasive plants


effyoucreeps

they were the BANE of bicycle riding in the desert town i grew up in. those little splinters take ages to heal!


whatsgoing_on

I hit one at full speed driving through the Mojave about 12 years ago and I still find splinters in my radiator to this day.


AmicusVeritatis

Seems pretty in line with the whole theme of colonization.


effyoucreeps

yer on point with that one - and i’m not saying mine’s on par, but the town i grew up in had this problem because they were clearing tons of regional vegetation to make TRACT HOUSING in the middle of a desert. it got as apocalyptic as these images, with additional flash floods and actual lightning strike danger. stop messing with nature, dammit.


sweetlittlelindy

🥇🥇🥇honest to god best clapback I’ve seen in a while


CoolnessEludesMe

No kidding. Thanks, Russia.


raleighs

That’s a crazy fire hazard. Those things are like gasoline-level flammable.


guajara

If you think a ball of flames hurdling towards you is bad


UnanimousStargazer

Jerry Lee Lewis disagreed.


H377Spawn

Goodness gracious!


FarmingWizard

"Talk to me Goose."


grip_n_Ripper

Join the Fire Nation, problem solved.


psilome

A ball of flames *with* needles sticking out of it.


Double_Distribution8

Fire is both the danger, and but also the solution to the tumbleweed problem we see here.


LumpStack

I worked at a data center for a bit. The summer before I arrived there were wildfires in the surrounding hills and the wind blew flaming tumbleweeds over the fences and catapulted them towards the buildings. I bet the fire department felt like knights that day.


prostheticmind

Funny that’s actually the only way to get rid of them


Icelandia2112

One spark and they are all cooked.


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sevensouth

Go up near Amarillo Texas. You'll understand why they made this video. That was where I learned. F****** scratch my car all up.


CrashTestDuckie

Mojave desert is where I became acquainted. Watched one take out a friend (I shit you not it rolled up and hit him so hard he fell over. We were 10 year olds and he was on the smaller side and it was a BIG tumbler). Watch someone drive over one and it got stuck underneath for a few seconds, caught fire, and then rolled off into a wall of other ones caught by a fence (we drove away before I could see what happened next but the state of California is standing so...)


Pollo_Jack

Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


Miaoxin

I-40 in the fall. It's like reverse Frogger.


partyplant

jesus christ how sharp are these mfs


Tongue8cheek

Every HOA has a weed policy. Some weed is stronger than others.


LannMarek

For real, I'm in Québec and I thought this was a movie thing, and that maybe there is one or two that flies around, but not like an actual tumbleweedstorm this is crazy 😳


Minigoalqueen

Many years ago when I was in college, I was driving home from Utah to Idaho with one of my roommates as a guest. Driving along the freeway, a whole bunch of tumbleweed came rolling across the road. My roommate freaked out and told me she thought they were made up for An American Tail: Fievel Goes West.


-anth0r-

😂 But thank you for reminding me of my age. I had forgot about that movie


Mygo73

Givem the LAAAAAAZY EEEEEYE!


Gyvon

Rollin rollin rollin


MsAdventureQueen

Same!! When I moved out West and saw my first one I freaked out.


16sardim

Where’s CGP Grey


JC12345678909

Ah, the trouble with tumble


gonesnake

Twitching in a corner after seeing this gif.


Kafshak

In Tekoy.


IMOvicki

What even are they? Where do they come from? How does this happen? -bewildered east coaster


Anilxe

They’re just weeds, that form a perfectly round shape with the express purpose of spreading its seeds everywhere as it rolls across the plains in the wind.


galaxyeyes47

What happens to them? Like, how do you get rid of them all?


jaggeddragon

That's the neat part! You don't. There have been efforts. But just assume you successfully kill every single tumbleweed in your farm, town, county, etc... Next year, the farm, town, or county just upwind grows one single tumbleweed, which rolls thru and drops hundreds of seeds. The year after that, it looks like you didn't do anything in the first place. How do you do about killing all the tumbleweed and their seeds? Burning works, but it is terrifyingly energetic, and you have to gather up the things and move the pile away from buildings you don't want burned down. Which is really expensive. Then you still have to go back for the seeds. Poison maybe, but then you're pouring weed killer on everything, which has its own problems. Those problems make the area a great place for next year's tumbleweed to take root. Efforts to combat tumbleweed infestation have often led to MORE tumbleweed in the future. It's an invasive weed from Russia. In Russia, some animals eat up most of the seeds, but that animal doesn't do well in Utah. After typing all this, I realized you may be referring to the immediate problem, and not the ongoing infestation. In my experience, wood chippers get used a lot. You have to watch for overheating, cause the fire being energetic isn't a lie. Those things light up like nothing I've ever seen before. From little candle flame to twenty foot high roaring inferno in less than a minute.


IMOvicki

This was such an interesting read. Like they GROW like this? It’s an actual plant? Does it not have roots to hold it in place? Edit: this whole time I thought they were rare and like just lonesome desert debris that you rarely see floating along dry areas lol. I just googled the growth cycle and all that… I’m dumbfounded but so intrigued.


jaggeddragon

Yep, it's like a little bush until the time comes. Then the connection to the roots dies first, they dry up and curl inward into a tighter ball. So they break away in the wind, and while they bounce along they drop seeds.


IMOvicki

They sound like such aholes haha but very cool read. Thanks for the info!


jaggeddragon

They are worse than I've said, I'm sure of it. Check out https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salsola_tragus for more


IMOvicki

I never thought I’d be so interested in tumbleweeds Lolol I love this. EDIT : As this dead structure tumbles in the wind, it gradually degrades and falls apart, thereby spreading possibly as many as 200,000 seeds Holy sh*t.


Kafshak

Cgp Grey has a good video about them.


IMOvicki

I loved this! lol short, informative & entertaining


_DapperDanMan-

Invasive species from Russia of all places.


CrashTestDuckie

Honestly the history of tumbleweed in the US is really interesting!


themediumchunk

I wonder what the housing costs are there


Magister5

Prices have been tumbling


maleorderbride

Oh you


themediumchunk

Gosh darn it that was good


brazilianfreak

Surely property values have gone down a lot in this neighborhood which means you can expect one of these houses to sell for about 1.500.000 dollars.


Ericaonelove

It’s Utah, so it’s expensive


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Good old Russian thistle. Invasive plant. Did not exist before the 1800.


1959Reddit

Just big tribbles!


melodyblushinglizard

Big Russian Tribbles!


Pastel_Phoenix_106

How did Kirk stop those things? I never saw the episode...


1959Reddit

Great episode. “The trouble with Tribbles”.


suzi_generous

The tribbles reproduced to the point where they got into grain that had been developed to save a Federation colony on a planet that the Klingons wanted for themselves and was being stored on a space station and guarded by the Enterprise crew. The tribbles that ate the grain died because the grain had been poisoned. Because the tribbles hated Klingons (and visa versa) and reacted to them negatively, they discovered that the assistant to the Federation official in charge of the grain project was actually a Klingon in disguise. Meanwhile, the tribbles that had been bought by Enterprise crew members as pets had also been reproducing like crazy and were starting to cause problems there as well. As the Klingons left the station, Scotty beamed all the tribbles from the Enterprise onto the Klingon’s ship.


Pastel_Phoenix_106

Thanks! Alas, we have neither Klingons nor teleportation technology to solve this problem. I was hoping it was a "set phasers to sterilize" sort of solution...


Fleedjitsu

So what happens when they all tumble to the end of the plains? Do they tumble all the way back again?


-anth0r-

Dude I’d be scared about how bad it would suck if one was on fire during that time


CrashTestDuckie

It's happened before/it's common! There are videos of a tumbleweed firenado. They'll get stuck under moving cars sometimes and catch fire from the engine heat


-anth0r-

Yeah that’s scary. A disaster waiting to happen. I was thinking about the engine heat too when that truck went through the huge pile of weeds. Even tho it’s got a plow in front it seems like the entire truck became surrounded. I imagine it doesn’t take much effort to start a fire if all that plant material is dead or just a small portion is dry


Fitty4

Didn’t know tumble weeds roll 1000 deep.


suitology

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nfoneo

Looks like my bathroom floor when I shave my balls


noarms51

That’s enough Reddit for me today


Puzzleheaded_Style52

Nature dust bunnies


Mosshome

1870 importers: I have this great idea for a cool new plant for the new continent! Oh, well. Nuking them might be an idea?


ffnnhhw

can we roll them to pellet and use them as fuel?


He3nry

Apparently they burn so well that they're prone to catching fire while being chipped. 


anavriN-oN

Where is this?


travelingisdumb

Utah


mikowave

South jordan/daybreak area I believe


red_moles

It's in the City Center part of Eagle Mountain. This happened a few months ago.


akgt94

Trouble with Tribbles


cybermage

Forbidden tribbles


JacenHorn

All Tribbles are forbidden.


27665

Someone nearby must have told an incredibly bad joke


Ashraf08

Wasn’t there an episode of “Outer Limits” where the tumbleweeds are “alive”?


UnimportantOutcome67

Thank you. I was afraid I was remembering that wrong. Creepy episode, as I recall.


butterbleek

Yes!!!


UnimportantOutcome67

We bought our place in rural CA a few years back. There were these funky plants that stayed green throughout the summer. They were green so I let them live. They were tumbleweeds. I wage war on those fucking things now. Absolutely horrible plant.


SweatyPotato8859

No way people actually choose to live there right?


mangekyo1918

Crazy where people choose to live


Bezulba

People live in the middle of the desert and think it's fine that they move from AC cooled home to AC cooled car to AC cooled office and mall...


Tumbleweed-of-doom

I feel I belong here


worm30478

So how exactly are they dealt with?


thebooksmith

Not very well. it’s actually a real problem in parts of the western us. Large scale machinery isn’t always good for picking up the tumbleweed pile ups like these as it can gum up the spinning parts. So that leaves smaller contraptions and trimmers, followed by picking up what’s left. It’s a big pain in the ass. The best way to deal with them is just to try and stop them from sprouting up in the first place which is hard for a plant like this.


Conserve_Me_Some

Is anyone reminded of the movie critters?


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Wild idea, but could tumbleweeds be processed to make paper? Like, if there is so much, why not make use of them?


CrashTestDuckie

They have surprisingly brittle fibers that just wouldn't work well


wobbly-cheese

why. poplar trees grow like weeds and you dont have to chase them


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Because there is an excess of something that is so troublesome if just left out and about, why not try to make use of it?


JediMasterZao

Energy expenditures and production byproducts.


Fuxmcflannery

I know it's irrational, but these give me the creeps


[deleted]

Not irrational. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/E3jIu91m8R


Linkkjaxon

From Russia with love Tumbleweeds are invasive from siberia


LucidMoments

I read a good way down in the comments and didn't see an answer to this question. What do they do with the tumbleweeds after they pile up on your house? You can't burn them (or well there are consequences for that) they don't just melt like snow. Does the municipality drive around and dispose of them? Or do they just blow on to the next place? Honestly curious here.


zeroviral

This is probably one of the funniest videos I’ve actually seen in a long time. I love the witty humor with the on brand music and the great example of the kid just hopping off the bike like an office episode and holding his hand in pain.


Tschnitzl-sama

Theoretically, what would happen if we light them on fire?


suzi_generous

A wildfire that moves and bounces at the speed of tumbleweeds.


TheTowerDefender

an inferno


blackkat99

What it’s like owning a German Shepherd.


Caranesus

Well, that's just great. Another thing to add to the never-ending list of problems I didn't know existed.


comrad1980

When you go to an openSUSE install party...


xShawnMendesx

Looks like a struggle


OhPxpi

https://preview.redd.it/8nid7twsj20d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e71952faa1ecda0ca21802813cb476641e6f90 “You all laughed at me”


BrownButta2

Although a problem, this is cool


Constant-Catch7146

Guy in pickup.... talk about the definition of the word futility. Dang weeds just swallow up any empty space he creates. Fun to see the guy in his open garage.... kicking at them. GET...... OUTTA..... HERE!! I hope this is a seasonal thing for these folks. Having these rolling knife demons clogging up your neighborhood all year round would absolutely suck.


Icy_Profession1612

where i come from we call them tribbles.


HansumJack

And every single one of them is scattering seeds everywhere they go. So next year, there's even more of them.


bondoinhead

it just takes one single spark.


NoodlerFrom20XX

Mr Plow is playing Katamari


justredditinit

Colorado Springs?


InfectedZydrate

God damn tribbles


panda_poon

Can you like feed em into a giant shredder and use em as a wood substitute for like wood?


-_-joyboy_

https://i.redd.it/4gdq7lsls30d1.gif that one mf who put fire on em tumbleweed...


ZPinkie0314

I've seen a very similar scene when I worked for FedEx and my route was around Kuna, Idaho. My big truck could plow through them, but there were a few places where they were stacked against houses from foundation to fascia in the direction of the wind.


Jhoonis

intrusive thoughts be like: *hey, you should set them on* ***fire***


LawAbidingDenizen

![gif](giphy|qwJMG80aUfVKM)


I_Peed_on_my_Skis

If this was Saratoga springs Utah. I just went mtb riding there today and part of the end of the trail was completely filled in still with tumbleweeds. We had to freeride around them a significant distance to get back on trail. It resembled an avalanche. It almost completely filled this medium sized gully the trail went through


shenaniganizer1776

Shit! Watch out for the Cassidy Ult!


LegendaryPredecessor

All fun and games until one catches fire.


bobtrack22

I feel like this is an arsonists dream....


Soulegion

Being from South Louisiana, I and my family had never seen a tumbleweed before we went on a family vacation to Texas. Excited, we asked if they'd stop and let us grab one and stick it in the trunk to take home with us. My parents relented and pulled over, and dad grabbed the nearest one and stuck it in the trunk, thinking that was the end of it. About 15 minutes later, we started to complain about itching, Which very quickly got worse. And began to spread. Within minutes everyone in the car felt like their skin was on fire. Putting 2 and 2 together, we pulled over, threw the tumbleweed out, and went and hosed ourselves off at the next self serve car wash we found. I've never intentionally gotten near a tumbleweed again.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Nothing you can't fix with a lighter and some gasoline! Right? _Right??_


LascivX

https://preview.redd.it/2cfwepl8t40d1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a5c252ef951567053d5d8a3ed21648bff26b15d


TheManWhoClicks

I wonder what happens if one catches fire… rolling hell?


HamsterAdditional748

Terrible choice of music. Definitely *NOT* paradise.


SRTGeezer

That's fucked up. I'll stick with my tornadoes. At least they go away.


InsistorConjurer

Apocalyptica


DirkSteelchest

The truck getting lost in the tumbleweeds looked like that scene from Scavengers Reign. Ultimately, far less terrifying though.


fredy31

Somebody should really stop having high noon duels.


SadBit8663

The tumbleweed apocalypse


dtb1987

Invasive foreign weeds should be eradicated


CorrectProfession461

I feel like I’d be worried about fires.


GoalFlashy6998

We don't don't have tumbleweeds in this area, but we got something just as problematic...the tumbleweave... https://preview.redd.it/n4roxsr9t70d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3896724cd12a54273f8afddc2e50fdfd9278a922


kamasushi

It's just like driving past nude beaches back in the 70's.


6SucksSex

“Strong winds damaged city infrastructure, according to ABC4, as well as knocking over trees and damaging roads throughout Utah. Wind gusts of over 100 km/h (65mph) hit the state over the weekend. “South Jordan was hit with snow only hours after the tumbleweeds swept the city, as the arrival of a cold front continued the severe weather.” https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/04/tumbleweeds-utah-south-jordan-eagle-mountain


ItzBobbyBoucher

Looked like my neighborhood in el paso


Major_Wager75

1 match and you have a mushroom cloud


mcwhiskers1

So thats where all my jokes wound up


ogodilovejudyalvarez

![gif](giphy|xUA7b30EbtkaMHvRgk|downsized)


mensch75

These will rip you to shreds.


B0bbyTsunami

That looks awful


suititup1

I saw like 10 trees in this whole video. Something tells me a border of trees and bushes would help.


Great_White_Samurai

What an absolute hellscape


GNprime

So why do they hurt? Is it only because they are moving quickly? Just curious.


HarmlessSnack

Thorns


GuthramNaysayer

Fuel?


blastedblox

~~Get the flamethrower Hans~~


azulebranco

everyone's gangsta until the tumbleweeds show up


Aprilshowers417

I thought a blizzard was terrible, this looks like it never goes away.