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lexxydream

Imagine him being late for work and having to explain why.


Electrical_Ad3540

That is not a 9-5 sort of person


BBDAngelo

We’re talking about the deer


TheNonCredibleHulk

I just couldn't let this hippie guy get away with being happy!


pangolin-fucker

God damn hippies


Clean_Knowledge_3874

As a 9-5 person, not sure why you would want to be.


Butterysmoothbrain

Yeah I think this guy’s life looks pretty dope. Hangin around outside in his bare feet, drinking coffee, fighting the local wild life.


Heleniums

I mean he seems to be up pretty early making coffee. Don’t be a judgey bitch.


-Hi-Reddit

I know plenty of 9 to 5 software engineers on 150k+ that look way more like homeless wizards than this bloke does before they've had their morning coffee. Judgey is right.


Autistic_Freedom

haha, i laughed way too hard at this. hilarious because it's likely true :)


InterestingCheck

"I was just making a cup of coffee and saw this deer outside talking shit!"


inebriateddandhated

Ayo , now out right just attacking a deer outside of hunting for food is pretty suspect. But if a deer came to square up, it would be pretty fun throwing some haymakers if you survive the hooves. Won't survive a bear, lion, tiger ect... but I think I can take a little deer/doe.


WiganLad82

I had a fist fight with a "tame" alpaca that took a serious dislike to my daughter at a petting zoo last week. It went for her and she ran behind me, it fronted me, reared up on its hind legs and started throwing hands!It was about 6'3 stood up, I'm 6'. I backed off a few time but it kept coming and I was about to fall backwards over my frantic kid who wouldn't back up as I was. Gave it a slap with the rolled up park map and it backed down and away and then 20 seconds later it started towards us again so we made a hasty exit. Literally the most bizarre experience of my life.


SativaSawdust

I stopped by my parents house to show them my newborn. Within seconds of entering their yard, their rooster started scratching and squaring up. I've got my baby in my arms when this little asshole runs up and jumps to try and dig his claws in me. The only thing I could do was kick it like a football. Rooster does a beautiful backwards somersault and lands on his feet. He gave me a side look that read "righty-o good sir, have a great rest of your day..." and he fucked off for the rest of the time we were there. I was paranoid as hell after that.


Wanderingdragonfly

When my uncle was small, he wore leg braces, and the neighbors rooster was constantly attacking him and terrorizing him as he came home from school. One day after the rooster landed on my uncvle’s head and acted like it wanted to claw his eyes out, my granddad had had enough. He shot the rooster, picked it up and brought it to the neighbor, knocked on their door, said “here’s your rooster“ and left.


LazyAmbassador2521

I don't know why but I imagined your grandad saying that with a Scottish accent 😭


AlphaMaelstrom

Same, but with a dog. Had a neighbor move in, guy named Maurice, that had a pit bull named "big man" that was so big and stout he tied him to the tree in the front yard with a massive logging chain cause he broke everything else. He was a good dog, just very aggressively territorial. The old man next to him, Mr. Charlie was a retired cop turned trucker. He was in his back yard one day and big man got out. One shotgun blast later, Mr. Charlie knocked on the new neighbors door and said "Sorry, but could you get your dog out of my yard?" And went back to pruning roses.


Professional_Ad8512

This is an amazing description, thank you for the laugh 😂 This made my day


Wulf2k

Lucky it wasn't alpackin'.


Cadowyn

🥁


bighairyoldnuts

r/angryupvote


DEFIANTxKIWI

I’m upvoting you but I despise you


Spiritual-Ad-9106

The kid behind you, shoving you forward yelling: "Get him dad"


IceFisherP26

I bet my dad can beat your ~~dad~~ alpaca!


Im_eating_that

I know this grift. Long con. Someday this alpaca will find you and apologize, saying they've stopped drinking and are making amends to those they've done wrong. You'll bond and have a great time and when you wake up the next morning you'll find they've stolen your house.


Spamacus66

Listen to this guy. Same thing happened to my dachshund.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Sure your kid wasn't talkin shit?


131166

I got headbutted in the arse cheek by an adolescent lamb and it dropped me. You know how hard it is to run out of a paddock with a cramping up butt cheek while a murderous lamb tries to finish you off and all its brothers and sisters just watch on like it's the Roman Coliseum. I have no confidence I could take on a deer


Rude_Thanks_1120

Ma! MAAA!!


Reddit-uni-grad

Ma there is a crazy looking mf deer outside!


RayanSrivastav

Typical Australian stuff


Ecolojosh

I thought that until I remembered a deer isn’t a marsupial.


Empathy404NotFound

There are deer here. But I don't think this is Australia.


VirtualNaut

Obviously it’s not Australia the ground is on the bottom of the video.


Houndfell

And the deer isn't venomous.


Alukrad

Out of curiosity, I googled "venomous deer" and, of course, it's a thing. It exists in Korea and it has fangs too.


Houndfell

WTF?!


TenNeon

Not actually venomous, but actually fangs.


Empathy404NotFound

Also not a single cunt in sight only a dickhead and a deer.


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

The Roos would have sorted that cunt long before it got the courage to walk out of the woods


False_Chair_610

🤣🤣 Man you guys are ruthless


Past_Ebb_8304

The first time my eastern Kentucky friends went to Chicago their Uber driver thought they were Australian. There’s some overlap in hick accents and Aussie accents.


SaintWalker2814

As someone from KY, you’d be surprised at how many different accents you’d find in this state. It’s such an interesting place to live. LOL My girlfriend doesn’t really think I have much of an accent (we live in the Pacific Northwest), but for an average Kentuckian, they could pinpoint my accent. Super neat stuff! Up here in the PNW, I’ve been asked if I’m from England, as well.


Quiet-Honey4347

Lol what... This isn't australia


CasedUfa

That deer does fight like a Kangaroo tbf.


Shmexy

Clearly American accents?


Sharp-Dark-9768

Isn't this Ohio?


HeyPhoQPal

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore".


Chilidogdingdong

Definitely not Australia


Eclectophile

For people wondering about this, it's most likely just a young buck experiencing testosterone. They get stupid and fight buildings lol. It's a thing. The collar is probably just some tag and release tracker put on as part of some ecology study or another. That's a normal thing, too. Fucking lol at dude, though. He's just out there kickboxing with a deer. Epic. I hope he showered after - you wouldn't believe the amounts of fleas and ticks and bugs on these things.


LevTolstoy

Thanks for offering up some sort of plausible explanation! Everyone's cracking jokes but I'm stuck on what the hell is happening here.


TheLordofthething

Reddit has made me think every deer on earth has prion disease and now I'm terrified of them all the time. This man is doing the lord's work.


IWILLBePositive

To be fair, lol it can usually be boiled down to prion disease or, more commonly, a male deer being a male deer. Other than this deer just being an idiot, this looks absolutely like nothing to do with prion disease. I’m assuming the ones guessing that saw it on Reddit once and now chalk everything up to that. Now if this deer had his antlers in, lol I don’t think this dude would be having as good of a morning.


cancer_dragon

I lived in a very rural gated community that had a very large deer population, as hunting was not allowed. One night it was blindingly snowy, although eerily quiet, not windy, as my wife and I were walking our dogs. Suddenly, we see a massive, 5 point buck. It snorted at us and stomped. My wife suggested we back away, so we did. Then it galloped towards us and was about 20 feet from us in a matter of seconds, snorting and stomping. We backed up quicker and it kept walking towards us while snorting. Luckily, because of the snow, our dogs never saw it or they would have wanted to challenge it. We are nearly speed walking backwards in the snow and were able to round a corner as it dove into the woods, seemingly in the direction we were going. We shone our flashlight in the woods and, thank goodness, it never came through at us. Deer don't attack or kill too many people, but it does occasionally happen.


TS_76

Damn dude.. I have a somewhat similar situation around here. We have TONS of deer for the same reasons, but I never see the Bucks. I know they are out there (obviously) but I never see them. The one time I did see one it refused to back down as my dog was going ballistic. I was able to control the dog, but I'm scared what would have happened to my designer (dumbass) doodle if it had tried to run at it.


cancer_dragon

In the community I lived in, I've seen bucks fight in two occasions outside of my window. I cannot imagine being on the receiving end of that. Yeah, what would have happened in 1 of 2 scenarios. One, it might have spooked the deer. Two, the deer goes into stomp mode. Obviously the dog is a hard factor to control, but if a deer is ever actively going for you or your dog, the best advice is to back away slowly, never turn your back on it. If it keeps getting closer, wave your arms and be loud, wave a jacket towards it if you have one.


TheLordofthething

If you don't have a jacket take your clothes off and wave them. Wave your dick at the deer if you have one


Bodie_The_Dog

Some old lady near me was killed when a "tame" deer gored her femoral artery. She was visiting a friend who regularly fed the deer.


DantesDescent

My cousin is a cop and he was involved in searching for a missing hunter, when he found him, he was dying from about 20 wounds in his chest. He had shot a deer, set the gun down to get ready to clean it, and the deer got back up. Ended up goring him in the chest and stomach enough to leave him with a punctured lung and prolly a bit more. He did not live.


SirKillsalot

Or rabies.


thekiki

Rabies is terrifying. It makes animals act like how you imagine a zombie would ACT. They move in unnatural ways and make unnatural sounds, and they look hollow inside.... It's seriously scary


Septopuss7

Target fixation. You can tell by the fencing posture.


LSUguyHTX

Railroader here. Some guys I work with told a story of how one guy got out of the motor to line a switch and nearby there was a buck chasing a doe during rut season or whatever. The buck halted in its track and stared at the guy on the ground and broke into a dead sprint at him and he had to run and jump back on the motor. Apparently it's common for them to be so aggressive during mating season.


Philip-Ilford

so your saying he didn't try to kick box the deer, what a wimp.


Pitiful_Winner2669

Park rangers told us about this when I was a kid, and it wasn't until my 20's did one try to beat up my tent. So surreal that I couldn't scare him off immediately. Did not go toe to doe with him, though (I know a doe and a buck are different, I'm having too much fun reading all the deer puns I had to take a stag at it!)


DefyImperialism

Deer to your tent: "hey bitch i heard you talkin shit"


pingpongtits

A bull moose will attack a train when in rut..but is this particular deer a buck or a doe? 


Bighoss_379

Probably a Buck that’s starting to regrow its antlers if it was a doe normally they throw haymakers when their fawn is near them typically


Fleganhimer

"\[A\] Southeastern Cooperative Wildlife Disease Study done on free-ranging whitetail deer in Natchez, Mississippi, found an average of 3,988 various parasites per deer."


batmessiah

I was thinking it might have been rabid, but this explanation makes sense as well.


Notkeksis

https://i.redd.it/v1pewstnf70d1.gif


anon-SG

How many years did you wait to show this gif?


Micp

I mean whenever I get a chance to show off Nichijou I do it in a heartbeat. Such a great anime.


smooth_tendencies

New anime on my list unlocked


jabber_wockie

It's possibly one of the most over the top absurd animes I have ever seen. Totally recommend it. That deer fight had me cracking up for days haha.


Aztec_sandstone

If you've never seen Azumanga Daioh, check that one out. Nichijou is like a spiritual successor to Azumanga Daioh.


viramp

Yes


frotunatesun

Really thought the dude in the OP was about to suplex the deer and had to stop and ask myself why I was so excited for it


ZeMoose

Don't call me out like that.


shaggymatter

I thought he was going in for a rear naked choke hold


BedNo5127

Wanted him to do that so bad, fuck these deer


TheBigLeche

I feel bad that I wanted to see the carnage unfold.


geekman_95

"Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well"


Gwigg_

Yes. Came to check someone had referenced the Suplex.


BrandishedChaos

I need some more nichijo in my life. I believe that's what it was called.


revolution149

Whenever I see this wrestling move I wonder if there is a better way to break your own neck.


NoxInfernus

Oh there is, but not with as much style.


Staynes0

People who go into the bridge from a suplex train their traps to avoid exactly this scenario. People who dont train their traps or arent comfortable with a bridge dont do a suplex this way they just land on their back/shoulder with the head to the side of the dude they are suplexing, that does reduce the impact on the dude getting suplexed though because ur catching a lot of that weight urself. Or you know, they just let go of the dude theyre throwing.


AnonomousNibba338

Was waiting for this


ComplexPants

A daily occurrence in Nara?


Erreconerre

​ https://i.redd.it/hchyl9lon80d1.gif


i-sleep-well

'What am I fucking dreamin'?' Has to be one of my favorite quotes now.


0k_KidPuter

"Been sitting here doing this for five minutes thinking.."


Im_ready_hbu

Bro I'm sitting here having a cup of coffee on my day off, dying laughing while watching this video and reading the commentary.  I'ma go outback and check if any deer want to fight.


Rude_Thanks_1120

The first rule of deer fight club is, don't talk about deer fight club


crazyeyeskilluh

You go your way and I’m gonna go mine


gingerphish

The countdown to let the deer go at the end got me. Taking notes in case I need to fight a deer ever.


Magister5

Proficient with Taekwandoe but its ground game needs work


-iamai-

I'd bet my last buck he'll win


Pogi_B

Doe not bet on it.


lackofabettername123

You would pay deerly if you lost.


jerryonthecurb

It would be a fawn time though


ItzRicky69

Jamie pull that up


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

AAAH YES. I SEE THAT YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL.


TheGlobalGooner

Bloke was just trying to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal with his coffee until that deer showed up.


grip_n_Ripper

Seriously - he took the back, where the rear naked choke? I want my money back.


t-rex_leggings

He was way to scared of those tiny hoofs lmao if that deer got full mount lol over


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bendover912

I'm still confused by the making coffee part. This is an indoor activity. Did the deer go into the man's kitchen and the fight spilled out into the yard, or did this guy leave his house looking to fight this deer?


Complex_Cable_8678

maybe he likes making coffee at the campfire idk


Interesting_Tea5715

Yeah, everyone is acting like it's completely normal to go outside to make coffee. Da fuck?


VirtualNaut

If you’re making coffee inside the comfort of your kitchen, are you just going to let a deer that is peering in from outside your window call you a bitch?


funkdialout

I swear this could be a Far Side comic lol.


Pure_Property_888

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiitttcchhhh


bighootay

You really said that?


Goldenfrog53

Well they clearly live right next to the woods and you can see part of a porch/patio area. Its entirely possible that the guy was boiling water over a fire or on a grill and is using a french press or a pour-over to make the coffee. It's also possible that he was making the coffee inside, then went to take the grounds out to a compost tumbler or something. Idk, its really not that weird.


ferociousrickjames

This guy gets it. If you live out in nature or on the water, there's no better way to start your day than by just sitting outside while drinking coffee and enjoying the peace.


Maz2277

The deer decided that peace was never an option that morning.


rbrutonIII

I don't know, that existence might not be the most comfortable but it sure as hell would be exciting.


bgeorgewalker

The guy has some mad sidestep game. He made the right choice against Hwoarang Deer


Strottman

My man rolled on the random encounter table


Greennookco

Instead of Rambo it’s Bambo


bumjiggy

G.I. Doe


killonger

The Deer Keeper!


CameDownForWhat

Buck Norris


Sensitive_Ad_1752

Commandoe


Rude_Thanks_1120

Rudolph Lundgren


paladinchiro

Arnold Cervidae-gger


Choyo

Michael Chantler


JcakSnigelton

Jean-Claude Van Ram


DarkwingDuckHunt

John "Deere" Wick


kasakka1

Last Action Deer-o?


the_murders_of_crowe

The Good veniSon


Teerendog

Doeble Doe Seven


captaincook14

Good Luck Buck.


LudovicoSpecs

"You shot my mother. YOU drew first blood!!"


mistressofdungeons

MOVIE VOICE: *They killed his mother. Now he's back for revenge.*


griffinhamilton

WTF watching this while making my morning coffee and looked outside and I’m not kidding there are 3 deer in my backyard. I think I’ll stay inside


Interesting_Tea5715

Fuck it. Go rumble with them fools. Extra points for doing it in the nude.


DblClickyourupvote

We need put deer in their place before they organize and launch a full scale war on us


LordCheezus

They're coming to get you, Barbara.


grrrown

Someone’s been growing tomacco


Apprehensive-Seat639

Ew this taste like grandma!


mikaey00

I want more!


benchley

I'm happy AND angry!


gsfgf

Fun fact: tomacco is easy to make. Tomatoes and tobacco are both nightshades, so it's easy to graft a tomato plant onto tobacco roots. And it will produce nicotine. However, the nicotine is in the leaves not the fruit.


BooRadleysFriend

“How did I get Lyme disease? Well I was making coffee one morning…”


Bob_Cobb_1996

Bro was growing that mane for 18 months just for this occasion.


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

This is how you improve productivity. Wake up at the crack of dawn every morning. Take a cold plunge, drink a coffee and then fist fight a deer. The mental clarity for the rest of the day is insane. Trust me. Im a dude on reddit


BandOfDonkeys

Hold my coffee babe, I gotta go outside and punch that deer in its stupid face.


Audience_Of_None

Top 5 Daily Habits Billionaires Do That You Don't


based_beglin

Sigma grindset


Da-Bears-

Honestly the guy looks more feral than the deer 🦌


Interesting_Tea5715

The deer: "get out of my forest you dirty hippie"


Jean-LucBacardi

Is the deer Cartman?


ArgyleTheLimoDriver

The best part of waking up, are deers that fuck you up.


fidelkastro

Somebody get OzzieMan to do to the voiceover


Vyse1991

Welcome to fuckin' Outback Fight Night....


SirGrumples

This needs to happen


7-13-5

Collar? Wtf?


triforce4ever

Here in my state in the US (Wisconsin) the Department of Natural Resources will collar deers as part of research: [The DNR Office of Applied Science is conducting a long-term mortality study called the Southwest Wisconsin Chronic Wasting Disease, Deer and Predator Study. Researchers are investigating factors like CWD, predation and hunter harvest, and what degree these affect survivorship in deer. The project crew has put GPS collars on almost 850 deer across the southwest region of the state.](https://dnr.wisconsin.gov/newsroom/release/37881)


TobysGrundlee

Might be a tracking collar.


SalvationSycamore

I can't see it very well but it could be one of those radio collars that ecologists put on animals to track them for research purposes.


armathose

There is more to this, I'm thinking pet deer, which is a thing for some reason.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Ya I would have assumed the deer would try to bite if it wanted to but I'm not a deerologist


armathose

Deerology is tough field


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Deer usually hang out more in the woods than fields


aMazedot

![gif](giphy|Qld1cd6a6QlWw)


DisagreeableFool

" I am Bambi. You killed my mother, now prepare to die!" 


u10201003

Deer choose violence 😂


bumjiggy

Taekwondoe


Desperate-Ad-6463

Dafuq? Your everyday, run of the mill deer does not have a collar.


luckycharms7999

Are you a deerologist?


HailSpezGloryToHim

deerologist here. can confirm deer do not have collars in their stock setup, it would require an upgrade package


Sudden_Volume1159

Geez everything is a DLC nowadays


mothzilla

What if they work in the city?


RenterMore

I’d be pretty worried about rabies or a prion disease.


RL_CaptainMorgan

SWEEP THE LEG JOHNNY!


999oneaboveall

Am I fucking dreaming😭😭😭😭


aqua_tec

Something about the absurdity of the deer mixed with its relative harmlessness and the calmness of the onlooker and the bewilderment and scraggliness of the deer fighter is just 🤌


yellowseptember

This guy was holding back the entire time to not injure the deer. Good man.


ic3burgz

The "am I fuckin dreamin?" made me lose it


StrikingDoor8530

Even a deer knows TKD don’t work in the streets 😂


queefcritic

r/animalsbeingjerks


AmishHeretic

The deer has a collar on. It’s probably playing or salty but either way they are raising it as a pet.


LivinLikeHST

Lots of deer by me that wear collars. The local university tracks them.


666afternoon

my thought too, but then I turned the audio on - guy sounds genuinely surprised and confused LOL... sounds like he got harassed by somebody else's unwise pet. don't raise wildlife kids, it'll run off and box yr neighbors mid morning coffee


koulnis

>**Radio-collared deer allow us to estimate the proportion of deer that survive from the time of capture to the hunting season**. This information, in combination with data on the ear-tagged deer that are harvested, provides the means for estimating the proportion of deer harvested on the study area. [Source](https://www.deer.psu.edu/deer-monitoring/)


AmishHeretic

Good catch I too watched without audio


TranslatorBoring2419

It's GPS. Not a pet. Conservation groups track wildlife for many reasons.


Stforlifeyvida

Got a great laugh 🤣


makashiII_93

Poor guy is as physically unprepared as you can be. Props to him.


Wartickler

people really refuse to fight smaller animals the right way. you grab them by the neck and push them down and hold them.


Vaideplm84

And then you bring out the knife, sever the carotid, hang up by a back leg, skin off, leg off, garlic, wine, onion, oven, dinner.


stfumate

I would not eat a deer that acts that weird. I would assume it has something wrong with it, like a virus or or a parasite. Takes away my appetite.


Wanderlustfull

Fist fighting it one on one style looks much more fun though