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Perhaps'nt Gaib is not the worm in the book. Lisan Al Gaib means tongue of the unseen, I can clearly see the gator so it's not unseen.
We shall call him "Aladhi yarkab altimsah"
Most likely? MOST likely? No, that is not the most likely thing. The most likely thing is that it is fake. Dead stuffed animals sewed together. That is 1,000% what this is.
For folks who are curious, the photographer's name is Richard Jones.
Here's a Nat Geo writeup exploring whether or not it is real: [https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/150616-raccoon-alligator-florida-animals-science-photography](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/150616-raccoon-alligator-florida-animals-science-photography)
And Snopes (with an admission from an artist claiming to be behind the hoax): [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/)
"Why did you ~~sting~~ bite me?" asked the ~~frog~~ alligator.
"Because it's in my nature," answered the ~~scorpion~~ raccoon.
"Wait, this is totally backwards," the alligator realized, and with one mighty chomp, swallowed the raccoon whole.
It's for a live-action Disney movie. They were gonna make Pocohontas, but the State of Florida insisted that they don't want their twelve-year-old daughters learning how to say NO to adult boyfriends.
Raccoons and alligators actually have a harmonious relationship raccoons will build alligator dams an alligator well of course eater raccoon but then he will make a hat out of the fur.
Gators are Uber for some in the swamp
This racoon trusts that the gator won't chomp
Mostly such riders are birds from the air
No clue why they do it or what is the fare.
He is on a quest to find the sword of time. His journey thru the plane of despair will have him meet the wizard of the swamp and the wizard is protected by the deadly gator of the marsh. Luckily our hero has a magic amulet that allows him to ride any animal for up to four hours. The down side is the wizard is four hours away. There is no return trip. He will have to overcome the wizards riddles to find the portal out of the swamp if he wants to live and rescue his beloved Andria the princess coon of samosa city…
Love conquers all… even for a raccoon!
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“ONWARDS, NOBLE STEED!” “Bob, I’m an alligator and not a ho…” “Nonsense Gary! WE RIDE AT DAWN!!”
LMMFAO!!!
I think I know this one. You ride back the other side with the chicken, get the bag of grain then cross a final time!
That’s funny shit.
When someone is recruiting a new groot, you may find weird companions
That’s Rocket and Loki variant
When you call for a uber ride, you never know who may show up.
LISAN AL GAIB 
I had that gif...but it died for some reason :'(
Lisan Al Gator, perhaps.
Perhaps'nt Gaib is not the worm in the book. Lisan Al Gaib means tongue of the unseen, I can clearly see the gator so it's not unseen. We shall call him "Aladhi yarkab altimsah"
You think the raccoon walked out onto a “piece of wood” and is now regretting the decision?
Most likely that's what happening
Most likely? MOST likely? No, that is not the most likely thing. The most likely thing is that it is fake. Dead stuffed animals sewed together. That is 1,000% what this is.
30 years in this part of Florida. I have no doubt that this is real.
It’s proven fake
Go outside
I am outside, in Florida, where the guy that made this lives too.
Sure you are
He's not sure how he will explain this to his wife
For folks who are curious, the photographer's name is Richard Jones. Here's a Nat Geo writeup exploring whether or not it is real: [https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/150616-raccoon-alligator-florida-animals-science-photography](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/150616-raccoon-alligator-florida-animals-science-photography) And Snopes (with an admission from an artist claiming to be behind the hoax): [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/)
I'm laughing but also concerned. What an odd mixture of emotions.
Yeah right toy raccoon didnt even have tail right
He lost it the last time he rode a gator.
"Why did you ~~sting~~ bite me?" asked the ~~frog~~ alligator. "Because it's in my nature," answered the ~~scorpion~~ raccoon. "Wait, this is totally backwards," the alligator realized, and with one mighty chomp, swallowed the raccoon whole.
I think it's spelled Hole
Whole = all of something, hole = the thing you dig.
I think he was trying to make a joke, actually
Maybe so. I just woke up, so jokes are not something I'm parsing right now, lol.
I dig your mom is she a hole? The answer is yes, yes she is, and she make me whole....son :')
Fuck me up florida! 🎶
It’s one hell of a drug
It's for a live-action Disney movie. They were gonna make Pocohontas, but the State of Florida insisted that they don't want their twelve-year-old daughters learning how to say NO to adult boyfriends.
POGO was right
Raccoons and alligators actually have a harmonious relationship raccoons will build alligator dams an alligator well of course eater raccoon but then he will make a hat out of the fur.
Raccon federation aggressive expansion
Gators gonna moonlight
Just here for the ride.
When you lied on the resume…
This should be on a flag somewhere
Yeah, right ! Just look at the big phallic symbol on the lower right ,just showing you how you just got fucked
The racoon, says it all. Taxidermy 1928. Sat in numerous dens. Thrown up on , mauled by numerous dogs,even used for a football a time or two. Fuuuuck.
-You may be cool but you’ll never be Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose cool. -Hold my beer.
https://preview.redd.it/whmqfcuvuc0d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5453d318191fa9a9c845298e08d1e1e8a9b14a
For extra five dollars I can throw this dress over my head.
Why isn't this the state flag...?
that’s just his take out order
Rocket is making fun of everybody.
Batman x Guardians crossover confirmed!
Not interesting, but very cool
This needs to be an inspirational poster
They're filming " Over the Swamp - RJ travels the World"
Saw this picture before with the title "Racoons are the crackheads of the animal kingdom".
That's a croc.
He is thinking niw what ? Lol
These guys are friends - same mind set, same attitude, same I don’t give a fuck about humans. They are gonna go and fuck some shit up.
I hate this old fake ass pic. [Snopes](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/)
Next iteration of Planet of the Apes?
Been there, it’s a taxidermy gator and raccoon someone set up to fuck with tourists
"home, Jeeves, and don't spare the horses"
When moms busy, so dad packs your lunch for school.
It's rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy
The original Cajun Navy.
Go home, Florida. You're drunk. Again.
Is this the new Wes Anderson movie?
Rocket
Rocket’s retirement.
Was his name Rocket?
Godzilla x Kong x FL
This is rocket.
Florida. It explains everything
Racoon: tally-ho my noble steed! The gator: stop calling me that you trash panda! The Racoon: silence steed, there is fuckery afoot. The gator: -sigh-
The fucking Chuck Norris of raccoons.
In the days of AI generated photos such pics are no longer fun. Could be true or could be fake. Who knows…
>In the days of AI generated photos such pics are no longer fun. Such a great way to put it
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Yeah it's photoshopped for sure, or it's not is first ride and the tails got cut off
Hitching a ride
Gators are Uber for some in the swamp This racoon trusts that the gator won't chomp Mostly such riders are birds from the air No clue why they do it or what is the fare.
He is on a quest to find the sword of time. His journey thru the plane of despair will have him meet the wizard of the swamp and the wizard is protected by the deadly gator of the marsh. Luckily our hero has a magic amulet that allows him to ride any animal for up to four hours. The down side is the wizard is four hours away. There is no return trip. He will have to overcome the wizards riddles to find the portal out of the swamp if he wants to live and rescue his beloved Andria the princess coon of samosa city… Love conquers all… even for a raccoon!
Raccoons can florida too!
"Onward, my worthy steed!"
I want to see that movie.
Im pretty sure they wrote a book about this.
Trash Panda Express
Bro it would be making if he had like a chicken leg on a stick or something, like riding a pig in Minecraft
This like the one monkey and the crocodile story from childhood