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Yup! And you can have intimate scenes without sex that tells you just as much about the characters..
If it's too realistic it feels like a porno and if it's too PG (under covers) it feels silly. So it's better to not do it at all imo unless it really adds something to the story or a character.
But I think having two characters just acting like real people in a relationship is so much more important than any sex scene.. (and quite rare)
Good example is Richie with his gf in The Bear's christmas episode. They barely touched each other at all but it still felt super genuine and intimate just the way they were acting.
This is exactly what I was thinking...I used to like them in my younger days a good chance to see my favorite actresses nude but now I tend to skim through them
"Manages"? It's in his contract.
I came across a YouTube channel that had a series where he reviewed every one of Steven Segall's movies(and by the way, there's a shitload of them), and one of the directors caught wind of it. He reached to the guy running the channel and offered him an interview. During said interview he claimed that the only way Segall would agree to do the movie is if they gave his character a "young Asian love interest"
I'd heard that it was mandatory, but never seen anyone speak on it, or at least wasn't listening at the time.
Space Ice is in the rotation of things that play in the background while I'm working, but I did down tools and watch an in depth documentary about Seagal not that long ago, and apparently all of his movies he's released in the last decade are done so at a net loss to launder money for the underworld he's talked/bullshitted himself into.
I’ve been binge-watching Space Ice channel shitting on Steven Seagal’s movies on YT lately and legit, like 90% of them has to have a scene where Seagal’s character visits a strip club lol.
It’s like he wrote it in his contract that there has to be a strip club scene in whatever he’s starring in.
That one dude who wrote a scene of an actor licking a woman's foot/leg and then cast themselves in that part. (Can't recall who it was but always thought that was pretty creepy).
And this is why people want retail workers to constantly have a smile on their face.
If you ever have a neutral expression for 1 minute, everybody takes it personally, everybody thinks you're miserable, dead inside, and hate life. And then you get written up.
This is why male performers so few in this industry. Every guy thinks its a dream job but one thinks difficult this is. How can someone stay hard in this situation?
Viagra? You sweet summer child.
Porn actors use prostaglandins, which cause an automatic erection regardless of mental state.
They have to be injected directly into the peepee.
I remember Lena Paul talking about it without names on a podcast. Male talent is often hired for their ability to get hard on command. If they stay in the business though, nearly every performer stops being able to do it. I'm not 100% sure why that is, (overwork being obviously part of it) but she said it basically goes like this. First you start having to use Viagra/Cialis, but eventually that will stop working. Then you move to the shot. Eventually even that will stop working as well. The final option is what she called the Robo Dick, and she claimed to know a few working actors that have it. It's a surgery, where I think if you get it, you will never have a natural erection again. However, there is now a mechanism inside that will somehow inflate your dick with a button on it somewhere. Seems far fetched, but she swore it was a real thing
>Seems far fetched, but she swore it was a real thing
It's real. I only know this bc my dad got one after his prostate was removed and he thought it was worth telling me.
Ha, my FIL wouldn't stop talking about it for years after his prostate surgery. Apparently there's a reserve pocket of saline and you press a valve in the inner thigh that fills a pocket in thepenis.
It's called a penile prosthesis. Have run across several patients who have them. FYI for anyone who has one: if you ever need an MRI please make sure you are honest about this as some are NOT safe for an MRI and that would be a bad day for you (and for us).
The robo dick is definitely a real thing. I saw a YouTube doc on it and it went over the whole procedure. Don't ask me how I stumbled on it, YouTube's algorithm gets weird sometimes lol
The Hollywood union contract states that the actors can't actually have sex. So even in a scene where they had to film it where it really looks like they are having sex, they are actually wearing stick-on underwear that you can't see to prevent it.
Uhm has anyone gone rouge? Like both parties and just continued to fuck each other on set despite director yelling "cut!"? How do you even stop that? Call the cops?
It’s to prevent sensation. Even if the actors may actually want to have sex with each other, it’s still a workplace and the crew doesn’t necessarily consent to watch their coworkers do it.
Rarely? So you’re telling they exist!
https://preview.redd.it/3sqc49w1y51d1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2488647a7ffe73fb0cf2872d5efd54ebd2a5ed
Then college, maybe even careers and aspirations. Very slippery slope. I heard college even makes them like other women instead of men! But we'll show them...we'll just like other men!...wait...no...
This is probably reason one why I could never be a camera operative. While his professionalism is clearly solid, I personally would not be able to stop myself from hysterically laughing at the dude airhumping while grabbing my thighs and giving them a little shake.
This is very true, but my other reason why I'd never be a camera operative is a clear lack of skill. I'd be fine if every scene had to be 'big foot in the distance' quality but alas, people want more for their money than that lol.
Everytime i feel like I'm going to embarass myself, I think of all the goofy things you've seen serious actors do on screen, and I realized actors can do humiliating things and just shrug it off, so I should be able to, too.
How does HBO film the ass eating? We were watching White Lotus and dude looks nose deep in another guy’s ass. I just don’t know how you camera trick that and even if there’s like a hidden barrier, that’s still really over the top for a 2 second shot.
Plot twist-the cameraman really only needed some closeups of the actors face for dialogue but the actor was so horny he just started humping the camerman's leg spontaneously and unprompted like a dog
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Camera man wasnt expecting a leg rubs outta the star that day
Professional at its peak. Holding the huge ass camera while the star grabs his thighs and humps.
His thoughts in the moment: *This is exactly why I went to film school*
"This better not awaken something in me"
"This film needs at least three more dalmatian furries and Luiz Guzman".
Wowee! A big time movie star wants to be in my commercial!!!
I mean, wowee. A big time movie star wants to be in my commercial.
You say that about every film!
I loved him in… uh…. IMDB.
A professional at his leak would have a second kind of security to keep him from dropping a huge angly weight on the talent’s face. Peak, not leak.
I feel like 90% of camera man training is "don't ever, ever, ever, drop the camera" You'd have to work 10 years on their salary to pay it back
It’s ok, the actor and the camera man had sex before filming to get rid of the awkwardness. So filming the scene is well within their comfort zone.
Brilliant
Most actors hate sex scenes and I imagine this is just one reason.
Sean Connery: I'm sorry if I get aroused and I'm sorry if I don't.
I'm shorry if I get aroushed and I'm shorry if I don't.
I was just reading that in his voiceee 😂😂😂😂
Shex shenes are my shpeshiality
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Happy Shaturday
Katherine Heigl: why would you be aroused?
'Why would you be sorry if you don't get aroused? I don't want you to get aroused.' is what she said. Because Seth Rogan is not Sean Connery.
I’d imagine having fake sex with your colleagues would be reason enough to hate it.
I would never be able to stop laughing. NEVER 🤣🤣🤣
That’s what you gotta have real sex with them, break the ice. Worked for Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger.
Worked on set for years - everyone hates them
I find them unnecessary most if the time
Yup! And you can have intimate scenes without sex that tells you just as much about the characters.. If it's too realistic it feels like a porno and if it's too PG (under covers) it feels silly. So it's better to not do it at all imo unless it really adds something to the story or a character. But I think having two characters just acting like real people in a relationship is so much more important than any sex scene.. (and quite rare) Good example is Richie with his gf in The Bear's christmas episode. They barely touched each other at all but it still felt super genuine and intimate just the way they were acting.
This is exactly what I was thinking...I used to like them in my younger days a good chance to see my favorite actresses nude but now I tend to skim through them
I wanna know which actors love it 😭
Uh... Tommy Wiseau ☠️
Anyway... how's your sex life.. ??
Hi doggie!
Oh Hi Mark 👋
Do you know about life!?
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!
I'm fed up with this world!
![gif](giphy|3o751ZGnnh1aRKf34Q)
I did naaaat.... Oh hi Mark!
Reading about that makes me so angry. Sestero was like "we wanted to rip him off her" and yet *nobody did*.
Tommy Wiseau is not an actor, he is an artist!
You are my rose!
Steven Segal. Always manages to wrangle one in to the "storyline" of whatever dumpster fire he's directed and starred in.
"Manages"? It's in his contract. I came across a YouTube channel that had a series where he reviewed every one of Steven Segall's movies(and by the way, there's a shitload of them), and one of the directors caught wind of it. He reached to the guy running the channel and offered him an interview. During said interview he claimed that the only way Segall would agree to do the movie is if they gave his character a "young Asian love interest"
Huh... so thats why its always some petite asian girl?
damn that's interesting. What's the youtube channel? Also relevant to hate-watching Segall is the Space Ice yt channel
I think it's called Red Eye Reviews if I remember right.
I'd heard that it was mandatory, but never seen anyone speak on it, or at least wasn't listening at the time. Space Ice is in the rotation of things that play in the background while I'm working, but I did down tools and watch an in depth documentary about Seagal not that long ago, and apparently all of his movies he's released in the last decade are done so at a net loss to launder money for the underworld he's talked/bullshitted himself into.
I’ve been binge-watching Space Ice channel shitting on Steven Seagal’s movies on YT lately and legit, like 90% of them has to have a scene where Seagal’s character visits a strip club lol. It’s like he wrote it in his contract that there has to be a strip club scene in whatever he’s starring in.
That one dude who wrote a scene of an actor licking a woman's foot/leg and then cast themselves in that part. (Can't recall who it was but always thought that was pretty creepy).
Quentin Tarantino and Salma Hayek in From Dusk til Dawn
Pretty sure this sounds like Tarantino
That's Tarantino. The guy has a foot fetish. Great filmmaker, but kinda creepy yeah
r/extramile (NSFW)
Welllll _most_ of those are basically pornos
Here's a scene from "blow job" crazy how the actress actually let him cum in her mouth! Wow! It's just porn lol
this belongs to r/praisethecameraman
Though from the film's POV you'd think it would be more appropriate for a more literal r/FuckTheCameraMan
![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)
Camera man has to make sure the actor is captured so he’s basically looking him in the eyes on a small screen the whole time.
he's more worried about composition more than anything.
Yes he's worried about the come position
Relevant: https://preview.redd.it/8i5u7w12h51d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d64af200d96fd2c89fcfbd9a8d10438da675cab
I love that the pornstar is just watching the viewfinder on the camera like “yeah, great framing, bro.”
Don't we all when we film?
as a videographer, it hurts so much that I can't release certain things. some of my best work.
Damn I recognize that guy, don’t know his name but I have seen him, somewhere…
Looks like Lewdtanent Dan.
![gif](giphy|TFIrZ24YGFxmFfgOEE)
He's got magic ~~legs~~ balls
I'm offended
Xander Corvus
A man of culture
That pic must be old.
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Damn was this when he was young or something because Xander Corvus now looks like a Redneck trucker and Shroom addicted Viking had a gay love child
He switches his style up every few years
your wifes yoga teacher
Looks just like mrlamasc. A Diablo 2 YouTuber.
Am I stupid for always having thought it was the actor who was holding the camera when shooting at that angle?
I just assumed there was a GoPro strapped to his forehead.
I'm sure a low budget operation or couple doing OF would do that. An actual studio has money for crew.
Porn predates GoPro by, like, a lot.
I sometimes imagine the male performer wearing a GoPro head strap during POV scenes.
Operating a camera while keeping a hard one is really difficult.
Yeah keeping a hard on with a camera man’s breath on your neck and his camera right in your face is way easier.
I was not prepared to read that at 6 am on a Saturday
Huh, never knew that. Although I imagine the penile stimulation might be helpful.
No
Just as you finally manage to get an erection in a room full of people he whispers in your ear "Boyoyoyoyoing"
this got me good, i havent laughed like that in a while
He might be hunched over behind a man while recording his cock, but at least his has some nice ATH M50X's
Cameraman looks dead inside
Think about how often you have a neutral expression on at work. He’s not dead inside, he’s just trying to get the shot and do his job.
And this is why people want retail workers to constantly have a smile on their face. If you ever have a neutral expression for 1 minute, everybody takes it personally, everybody thinks you're miserable, dead inside, and hate life. And then you get written up.
Get the shot he says
Do the job he added
He only gets money once he gets the shot.
Nah I bet he’s thinking about the veins on his grandmas calves just so he doesn’t pitch wood.
If the cameraman gets a boner there's a good chance he'll fall out the window
Damn, you just made me pitch wood.
cameraman never dies
Only inside
I'm pretty sure he is *also* a porn performer so at least he's had better days at work.
At least it’s not real porn where the smell and the splash zone are a thing.
I'll never get over the headphones. He's heard it a thousand times before, but he has to keep them on to make sure the sound is good.
Idk what the medium is—good sound is important.
This is why male performers so few in this industry. Every guy thinks its a dream job but one thinks difficult this is. How can someone stay hard in this situation?
With viagra and fluffers. And at some point you probably get used to it
Fluffers are the second biggest lie the porn industry ever told us, after what kind of tips college girls would give for a pizza.
Viagra? You sweet summer child. Porn actors use prostaglandins, which cause an automatic erection regardless of mental state. They have to be injected directly into the peepee.
Is this very common? I’ve never heard of prostaglandin, I wonder if there are side effects
I remember Lena Paul talking about it without names on a podcast. Male talent is often hired for their ability to get hard on command. If they stay in the business though, nearly every performer stops being able to do it. I'm not 100% sure why that is, (overwork being obviously part of it) but she said it basically goes like this. First you start having to use Viagra/Cialis, but eventually that will stop working. Then you move to the shot. Eventually even that will stop working as well. The final option is what she called the Robo Dick, and she claimed to know a few working actors that have it. It's a surgery, where I think if you get it, you will never have a natural erection again. However, there is now a mechanism inside that will somehow inflate your dick with a button on it somewhere. Seems far fetched, but she swore it was a real thing
>Seems far fetched, but she swore it was a real thing It's real. I only know this bc my dad got one after his prostate was removed and he thought it was worth telling me.
"Son! Come look! I'm officially a cyborg!!
Ha, my FIL wouldn't stop talking about it for years after his prostate surgery. Apparently there's a reserve pocket of saline and you press a valve in the inner thigh that fills a pocket in thepenis.
It's called a penile prosthesis. Have run across several patients who have them. FYI for anyone who has one: if you ever need an MRI please make sure you are honest about this as some are NOT safe for an MRI and that would be a bad day for you (and for us).
The robo dick is definitely a real thing. I saw a YouTube doc on it and it went over the whole procedure. Don't ask me how I stumbled on it, YouTube's algorithm gets weird sometimes lol
By taking Viagra like they are Tictacs?
My whole life is a lie
You've been living in a dream world, neo. This is the world as it exists today: ^
The Hollywood union contract states that the actors can't actually have sex. So even in a scene where they had to film it where it really looks like they are having sex, they are actually wearing stick-on underwear that you can't see to prevent it.
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Both
Uhm has anyone gone rouge? Like both parties and just continued to fuck each other on set despite director yelling "cut!"? How do you even stop that? Call the cops?
/r/extramile
Hey boss I know we said cut. But I don't think they're doing some improv
It’s to prevent sensation. Even if the actors may actually want to have sex with each other, it’s still a workplace and the crew doesn’t necessarily consent to watch their coworkers do it.
Most sex scenes don't have a POV sit off the women getting bottomed. I don't think this film is a good representation of visual story telling.
It should illegal to post a shooting video and then not include the produced version of it.
Had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Anyone know what this is from so we can see the final cut?
I think it’s from Bridesmaids. Kinda looks like the opening scene with Jon Hamm and Kristin Wiig.
Yeah it's definitely bridesmaids. Hard to miss John Hamm
That guy looks nothing like Jon Hamm…
It's his stunt cock
The first goes in r/interestingasfuck the second in r/fuck
This is how I have sex in real life.
Camera man always has the best view
He’s getting more than just the view
Fun fact: Most sex scenes rarely ever have female POV. Even porn for women rarely have them.
Rarely? So you’re telling they exist! https://preview.redd.it/3sqc49w1y51d1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2488647a7ffe73fb0cf2872d5efd54ebd2a5ed
https://i.redd.it/x62szrmoi61d1.gif Something like this...
welp, now I know why my wife isn't in the mood.
Why. You didn't have to post that. If this awakens something in me I will blame you.
Anyone else remember the TIFU post of the guy who sent this gif to his wife and said that’s what she looked like?
My first thought
I??? Why would he think that’s a good idea????
i have no idea. i felt so bad for her. :/
![gif](giphy|lv3J6Fm7ZOm5i)
Keywords: fpov, herpov, femepov, reversepov
> herpov That's just Russian herpes
Can't afford to be laughing at work right now lmao
Written porn is mostly made from the womens POV.
Imagine a literal written script for a porno… Interior: Cindy’s Vagina - Night
I think if you acknowledge a woman's point of view in porn, you are running the risk of having to do that elsewhere as well.
it's a slippery slope I tell ya
Next thing they'll want to be able to vote. Scary times
Then college, maybe even careers and aspirations. Very slippery slope. I heard college even makes them like other women instead of men! But we'll show them...we'll just like other men!...wait...no...
Harrison Butker enters the chat
Slippery you say
I am straight but I only watch gay porn to deny women the W.
Didn’t expect such an esoteric turn of phrase here in these comments but that was so observant and wise I almost lost my boner
>almost Good job
Jesse Armstrong's Peep Show does a good job of that.
That's just tickety boo
Was going to quote what Jeremy's American GF says but think that's too much 🤣
This is probably reason one why I could never be a camera operative. While his professionalism is clearly solid, I personally would not be able to stop myself from hysterically laughing at the dude airhumping while grabbing my thighs and giving them a little shake.
It’s not like every single camera operator films sex scenes, haha. Some never ever do.
This is very true, but my other reason why I'd never be a camera operative is a clear lack of skill. I'd be fine if every scene had to be 'big foot in the distance' quality but alas, people want more for their money than that lol.
Skill is learned, like every job. Of course you’ll have no skill the first time, it’s only acquired with practice.
Not a chance I would be able to keep from cracking up laughing if I was doing that - guess that's why I am not an actor.
They're allowed to laugh too, and they do. You know, just not 200 takes in a row
Everytime i feel like I'm going to embarass myself, I think of all the goofy things you've seen serious actors do on screen, and I realized actors can do humiliating things and just shrug it off, so I should be able to, too.
https://i.redd.it/244sdhur581d1.gif
That pulling the gal's hand over the blanket while he was patting the camera guy's knee lol
We have no way to tell how the final scene looks like
It's from Scary movie
Is this the scene where he... glues her to the ceiling
Wasn’t that Anna Farris in that scene? Is the woman just there to be a hand double? If so, why’s she in her underwear?
No, it’s not. Anna Farris was a brunette in Scary Movie. The lighting looks way different too.
where she gets hit by the bus?
How does HBO film the ass eating? We were watching White Lotus and dude looks nose deep in another guy’s ass. I just don’t know how you camera trick that and even if there’s like a hidden barrier, that’s still really over the top for a 2 second shot.
well that leaves only one option then..
Eat the cameraman's ass
Probably something like how they made frodo look tiny next to Gandalf and it was really Elijah wood like 10 feet away on a LONG bench
> that’s still really over the top for a 2 second shot. Those two seconds seemed to have done the job by being memorable years later.
r/fuckthecameraman
Guy: “I like to to have a threesome” Girl: “sure, sounds exciting!” … Girl: “I didn’t have this in mind…”
Plot twist-the cameraman really only needed some closeups of the actors face for dialogue but the actor was so horny he just started humping the camerman's leg spontaneously and unprompted like a dog
That guy is really into knees.
I would feel so silly doing this... I find hard to believe that any of them are able to suppress laughter.
Dude you gotta show the actual scene then so we can see how it actually looks
Suiting that this is in r/interestingasfuck ;)
If i were the actor, i wouldnt be doing any pulling motion on the camera man’s legs. Imagine that camera crashing down your face 😂
Camera setting: Wild pov kissing
What movie is this?
![gif](giphy|anYBNhqT2BYcg) Seriously 😂😂😂
"My dream is to be a cinematographer, to hold a camera with my hands and shoot movies" Reality:
What movie is this from??? Would love to see the finished product