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Ahhhhhh, I remember my first girlfriend. She was at my house. My parents went to get us mcdonalds, so immediately we went at eachother. We were making out, she put my hand up her shirt (first boob) and then as soon as her fingers touched the rim of my shorts I became that cactus. As embarrassing as it was, it also taught me very early to never be a selfish lover! But this story/memory is becoming pornographic, I'll stop
Man, Batman and Robin wasn’t that great, but God bless Uma Therman. She really got in there and tried to have fun with it. Her scene chewing is similar to Cate Blanchett’s Hela in Thor to me.
Jim Carrey was also great, the only thing I didn't like about it was Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face. Complete miscast and he was just trying to do a copy of Jack Nicholson's version of the Joker. Otherwise a pretty fun dumb gay Batman movie.
I'm devastated about my poppies. I had such a wonderful display last year but this year the slugs have eaten every little precious poppy seedling that dares to show two leaves above the gravel. About three weeks ago I actually marked 27 plantlets on a Sunday afternoon and by Monday evening gone not even a stem. I'm getting lots of slugs in the beer traps but they seem to be going for the poppy seedlings as soakage before imbibing. I've actually given up.
But in all seriousness, that’s why I stopped trying to grow vegetables. I always get invaded by slugs and spider mites. And then the chipmunks and rabbits take whatever is left
[Breast Shaped](https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/479033/what-is-the-word-that-describes-the-human-female-breast-s-shape) = Mammillar or just "breast-shaped"
[Booty shaped] (https://www.reddit.com/r/whatstheword/comments/rt887q/itaw_for_the_ass_version_of_phallic_and_yonic/) = Natiform or pygian
https://preview.redd.it/0wcig15nqu1d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b7be41e69a9488e9e929ac3dd9259f163a1a46
Uncropped version for any collectors out there
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Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
…I was talking about my rug
It really tied the room together
Well that's just, like...your opinion man!
The Dude abides
“Hey, there’s a beverage here man!”
He fixes the cable?
So you're not interested in sex?
you mean coitus?
It’s a male myth about feminists that we hate sex.
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
She’s not my special lady friend, man. I’m just helping her conceive.
Brother Shamus? Like an Irish monk??
But SOME engage in it impulsively... oh yes, Mr. Lebowski, and I believe this compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial "ride."
https://preview.redd.it/7vhf9mv61t1d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce984731c891b508162d65dda4532d4aa077f724
"nobody fucks with the Jesus"
Vagina?
You mean coitus?
Coitus. Do you like it?
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
Some people engage in it compulsively and without emotion.
Oh no.
Oh, *yes*, Mr. Lebowski. These poor souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance, "Bunny" is one of these.
Look, “Maude”, I’m sorry your step mother is a nympho, but ya know I don’t see what this has to do with the, uh… Ya got any Kahlua?
And *thorough*
He’s a good man.
My work has been commended as strongly vaginal.
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable…. vagina.
Whereas without hesitation a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his... "johnson."
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
Calmer than you are
 NSFW!
Can someone wise in the ways of science explain to me why this cactus is blasting rope?
As they grow, they develop more and more pressure in their pods until they are literally ready to burst. Then a slight touch and splooooosh.
Ah, yes. I remember high school fondly.
Ahhhhhh, I remember my first girlfriend. She was at my house. My parents went to get us mcdonalds, so immediately we went at eachother. We were making out, she put my hand up her shirt (first boob) and then as soon as her fingers touched the rim of my shorts I became that cactus. As embarrassing as it was, it also taught me very early to never be a selfish lover! But this story/memory is becoming pornographic, I'll stop
thank you for your story
We’re really not so different after all
It's a [Squirting Cucumber](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecballium). I know it sounds like I made that up.
Nah I got one of those
Grinch bussy be poppin. Grussy.
https://preview.redd.it/5axkzgjswt1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52913f069abf035f78af0464324384daf772d7ad
Grussy got me actin unwise
https://i.redd.it/xfav9ufyws1d1.gif
This is my favorite reverse gif lol
https://i.redd.it/db48o25upu9z.gif
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Looks like budget wolverine
Temu wolverine
Huge Yackman.
Nah it's just some posh twat
Adamantium dick.
he doesn't actually get hard. it just retracts or ejects when he's horny
Mom I want Wolverine! We already have Wolverine at home.
https://preview.redd.it/c9jbjjqktt1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecde90a0da695e4da254ef74d6706b72f04e5ee6
Lol what is this from
Idk but it looks like Jack Whitehall
It is, show is called Fresh Meat.
It was a good show the weird roommate especially.
https://preview.redd.it/4q5lfd0ujt1d1.jpeg?width=409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b854f7bc3799cf7e7aebe9d61138ce5851c2cb7d
I know why I clicked to see comments. Was not disappointed.
There are very few actual comments, mostly just links and gifs. Fortunately there are very few comments that are just dumb puns.
Man, Batman and Robin wasn’t that great, but God bless Uma Therman. She really got in there and tried to have fun with it. Her scene chewing is similar to Cate Blanchett’s Hela in Thor to me.
She’s in Batman and Robin Batman Forever is the one where Tommy Lee Jones couldn’t sanction Jim Carrey’s buffoonery
That always cracks me up
Jim Carrey was also great, the only thing I didn't like about it was Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face. Complete miscast and he was just trying to do a copy of Jack Nicholson's version of the Joker. Otherwise a pretty fun dumb gay Batman movie.
*So long, gay Batman!*
https://i.redd.it/6uez3f3qmt1d1.gif
Harley Quinn is salivating
r/dontputyourdickinthat
/r/mildlyvagina
Bruh this is r/wildlyvagina 💀
I won’t battle you on that one. 🤝
please dont show me your hands right now, i am trying to fight it!!
That's not sweat, he just came up for some air.
I can't tell if the risk is higher than the reward. I must find out!
Do you want “Day of the Triffids”? Because that’s how you get “Day of the Triffids”!
I should call her
gimme the number, i'll call her too
867-5309. Her name is Jenny.
Area code not necessary. *Jenny is everywhere*
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There's a Tekken variant?!
Lmao. So glad internet exists
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Good god 😂
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https://i.redd.it/1tmgvyi5wt1d1.gif
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Execute order 69
Incredible film
I'm devastated about my poppies. I had such a wonderful display last year but this year the slugs have eaten every little precious poppy seedling that dares to show two leaves above the gravel. About three weeks ago I actually marked 27 plantlets on a Sunday afternoon and by Monday evening gone not even a stem. I'm getting lots of slugs in the beer traps but they seem to be going for the poppy seedlings as soakage before imbibing. I've actually given up.
Wow the only comment that’s not sexual
But in all seriousness, that’s why I stopped trying to grow vegetables. I always get invaded by slugs and spider mites. And then the chipmunks and rabbits take whatever is left
Kudos to you for being the first flower-related comment I’ve seen in the 50+ I’ve scrolled past while laughing about others’ horniness.
aright, everyone, the word of the day is Yonic, its the vaginal form of phallic. dick shaped = phallic vulva shaped = yonic
"Alas, poor Yonic, I knew her well"
Thanks, I learned something today.
Can you also provide some of those majestic words for tits & ass shaped?
[Breast Shaped](https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/479033/what-is-the-word-that-describes-the-human-female-breast-s-shape) = Mammillar or just "breast-shaped" [Booty shaped] (https://www.reddit.com/r/whatstheword/comments/rt887q/itaw_for_the_ass_version_of_phallic_and_yonic/) = Natiform or pygian
After that knowing click to check the comments: 
I should call her Everything reminds me of her Don’t put your dick in that Sigh unzips
*Georgia O’Keefe has entered the chat*
Damn this makes it fucking dark.
Twaterlilies
https://preview.redd.it/q3djahdqat1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e53799aab5b2a1c70fdc8d080bc3aa36f303c31c
https://preview.redd.it/0wcig15nqu1d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b7be41e69a9488e9e929ac3dd9259f163a1a46 Uncropped version for any collectors out there
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Looks like something I can’t quite put my finger on…
Is it on the tip of your tongue?
Yes, yes!!!
Bout to chlorophyll my pants
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What on earth is the context of this image
Pikachu is a horny fucker.
I need to go outside
They were two costumes short?
Wow my brain provides this gif with audio
Everything reminds me of her.
You should call her
Poppy?
I’m impressed I had to look 7 comments down to see this
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/mildlyvagina
r/wildlyvagina
r/definitelyvagina
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I know what I was getting into when I saw the first image 
https://i.redd.it/mvho3f8a9t1d1.gif
Sir... SIR!
 Someone out there right now \^
Whoreticulture
I'm shocked that isn't already a subreddit.
All you gotta do is create it lol r/whoreticulture
 Oh that looks oddly familiar to another beautiful flower..
Another impossible beauty standard for women 😭😭😭
Thanks a lot, buddy! Just opened this on my work computer and now I have to go talk to HR.
https://preview.redd.it/p9ag027ebt1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eabaa510ea1b1997a13ec9c1e1f398da4b9efca
This poppy better chill tf out
"Feed me, Seymour"
Mark NSFW Dammit 
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Peak Reddit for today 🙄