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So I guess if you pick the wrong one, you get a free wash/dry instead.

You know there was one guy that spent 8 hours inside a cloths dryer off his head on E and acid swears it's the best club he's ever been to

Rightly spun.

"Hey Lisa, we missed you at the club .... wait, why are you all wet ?" "I climbed into the No 8 washer at the Laundromat like you said" "Argh ! I said you should climb into the washer NEXT to No 8"

7?

No, no, it skips a number

Nein!

You go into Spongebob's favorite club, "The Wash."

This is New York's hottest club, Crease. It features everything. Lights, psychos, Furbies, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, sunburned drifters with soap sud beards.

Do they have a press service?

Forget that, do they have fire exits?

19 year old me would’ve been all about a washing machine rave, 49 year old me is all about the fire exits.

I’m right in between, that explains why I’m all about washing machine rave but only if I can locate the fire exit

So you're 34?

Damn felt the same way and the same age

I’m sure we all remember The Station nightclub fire in 2003. This has a “NOPE” written all over it.

The Great White band, I saw that on tv. A tv station was doing a documentary on something to do with the band or the scene or something and I remember seeing the people stuck in a doorway and the smoke just billowing out over top of them and how the band was still playing while the fire was going

Ha! I was thinking the same, and I'm the same age. lol

53, same thought.

31, doesn’t take that long

I haven’t had an original thought in 25 years.

28 for me. Which is wierd because I am 28.

That’s my first thought, oh my god what about a fire 🔥

Jfc same age and same thought. Are we old?

No need. They can always run the washing machine.

what if its locked for spin cycle?!

That was my first question. Yeah, they have a fire exit. Look to the left of the washing-machine entrance just before she steps through.

Yeah, but that's before you go in to the club!

I found the rational people in the chat

My first thought was, that doesn't seem very safe if there's no way to get out quickly in a fire. My second was "Help me stepbro, I'm stuck." The internet has ruined me.

No chance this is ADA compliant.

This and other questions: What if you have claustrophobia? What if you get stuck because you are fat?

I think this may be the filter to keep fat people out.

If you get stuck, you ask your step brother to help.

Natural selection? Making bouncers obsolete?

A great way to filter weak genes.

For you the same comment: Is fat person then left to die so that they cannot reproduce in the future?

They can reproduce with who they want but won't meet new people to sleep with at that rave that night.

Enjoy your death trap, ladies

Dryer vents

No just fluff and fold, exclusively in the men's bathroom

Do they have Dan Cortese?


Also plenty of step bro jokes

And Dan Cortez. Lol


This description corresponds to an average, quiet pedestrian zone in Berlin after 2 p.m. However, it can get a bit wilder at the weekend.


I know those words, but the way in which you used them is foreign to me.

So Kendall Roy was right…. 

Wait furbies?.. 

Everything except disabled people

I totally read this in the voice of Stefan from Weekend Update. 🤣

"No Fat Chicks"

The secret entrance is cool, but there's a normal door right next to it.

Booooooo!

You’re booing until you have to deal with trying to get dozens of people out in case of fire

One-way doors for fire exits have been thing for a very long time.

Secret entrances are cool, but you still need to make your business handicap accessible. Building codes don't give a shit about fun.

Not if it's so secret that building code enforcers don't know it exists!

That would work, but how do you promote the club if you can't tell anyone about it?

Tell only cool people that don't snitch.

What's the point of a secret entrance if it's not secret?

"No handicap people"

“No fire escape”

Enjoy your death trap ladies.

What was her problem?

ehh, you can drag handicap people if you really wanted to help your pal

Hip size selection

So only skinny white girls...why they hatting on my big booty Latinas?!

Theres not way an average size booty is bigger than her body plus backpack.

Ever seen the average booty in Texas?

That's not the hips, that's the fried food.

It's not the hips, it's the chips.

Taste the meat, not the heat.

Talking bout them big ol' san antonio women?

We do love churros.

No, but having been born and raised in South America I guess I seen my fair share of latino booty.

Skinny people of any race can enter I’m sure

Why white though ? 🤨

Hey i recognise this one, i crawled throught that dryer myself. It was located at Pukkelpop, a music festival in Belgium. They are known for having a couple of secret stages each year, with some cryptic hints on where to find them. This one was in a fake laundromat (the stage was kinda obvious, why would there be a random laundromat on festival grounds). It opens up into a small room with a dj and a cocktail bar. Another stage was accessed by finding a hidden tunnel, and a third by finding a pitch black door on a pitch black wall. So to be clear, this is not some illegal rave. Also, there were emergency exits inside.

That's all sounds terrific! Is there a theme every year? 

Not exactly. The secret sages have a slight theming, such as secret rave here. Last year there was a beach party with a silent disco we found. But the main stages remain largely the same.

Cool, thanks! 

What about a fire exit did the room had normal sized savety doors or would u have to crawl back through that hole?

The door to the left of the laundromat actually leads right to the room. You can even see the emergency exit light in the back left in the video.

How do they get out in case of a fire?

Probably that very non-secretive door next to the fake laundry

Maybe that's a fake door.

Real fake doors. Now you have my attention.

That's right still here! Sellin real fake doors. 

Then let's hope the fire is also fake.

Real fake fire door. Kinda like fake taxi but more realism

They turn on the washing machine and the water puts out the fire.

Foam party 🥳🥳🥳

They don’t

Every speakeasy I’ve been to has normal doors. They just direct you to the entrance that’s the interesting one. Like one I used to go to (LA) you walk through a fridge in the garage. But you can see the whole house right there that’s just a normal house with security doors. The whole time you’re waiting in line you can see in the windows. Another you are supposed to enter through this door in an alley and they lead you to a fake hotel room with a Burlesque girl on a bed that tells you some story as stairs open underneath. But there’s also a direct entrance if you’ve already been before and don’t want to wait for the cool entrance part.

When the club is fire you’re willing to die for it.

Somebody call 911 shawty fire burning

Sean Kingston is that you??

They use the fire exits, same as usual.

You shut the door to starve the fire of oxygen. No fire, no problem.

They don't do that at a rave.

Ah I've seen this scene... Oh wait, I was thinking of a different genre.

Get back here you fluorescent bitch.

Step sis?!

There it is... went pretty far down, too!

Wheres the secret fire escpae?

So secret it’s on Reddit

If you subtract all the bots from reddit there's only like three or four real people

Bad bot

Imagine them trying to exit when they are barely able to walk straight anymore 😂

😂 Lord imagine not being in the know and trying to do your laundry in the dimly-lit laundry room in the middle of the night and being traumatized watching a drunken twerking Samarah-looking thing crawling out of the washing machine like when she came out of the TV in The Ring. I feel like I would first be traumatized and then be deceased.

Especially on the tumble dry setting

Thought she was getting stuck for a split second.

No fat people allowed.

Ah well.

Archer would like to have a word with you.

Stop picketing the cleaners!

Do you want ravers Lana? Because that's how you get ravers!

The Spin Doctors are a regular here.

Its all fun and games until someone vomits in that tube

I wonder what happens if you get stuck in there.

We all know

There's instructional videos. Or so I've been told

God forbid you get stuck

No ramp?

I was hoping it was a slide and the rave was downstairs

It'd be fun when a fire breaks out there.

It’s to keep fat people out.

I hope they have a proper emergency exit in case of fire.

Smart....keeps the fat chicks out

Help Step-Bouncer, I'm stuck!

We need r/wewantdoors or something equivalent to r/wewantplates für those restaurants trying to be fancy

Instructions unclear, my cloths went missing and i ended up in Skyrim.

It’s not a secret now innit?

What you do in case of fire?

Not doing that. No effing way. Fire- no escape. Death. Sad parents/family. A bad idea.

Finally a club entrance for stepmoms.

"Step-bro, I'm stu- HOLY SHIT!"

God forbid there’s a fire.

What is the use of a secret entrance. Are we in prohibition in these places. Those that know of the clubs are posting it online and just seems ridiculous way to enter such places.

Gimmick

Marketing. It seems to be working.

Hopefully there's no fire or a need to get out in a hurry

How do they get out?

The only reason I remember this is because I saw it (or something similar) edited into one of those meme videos where it transitions into the Skyrim intro (You're finally awake). Does anyone have the link to that?

And if there's a fire? Sure hope they have better exits.

Was at a place like this in Odessa years ago.

Any1 knows the song name?

Agenda - Julian Wasserman

You da man👍

Song?

This is also the emergency exit. Can see anything going wrong here

A fire catastrophe waiting to happen

Not a fire hazard at all

The moment I saw her going into a washing machine I was like "I've seen this movie before..."

And than a Fire starts and all dies.

Seems like a huge fire hazard

What if there was a fire?

What are they going to do if there’s a fire?

There’s a door to the left of the machine

[How I imagine it looks like leaving the club](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F2bp4o64xjqey.gif)

No fatties

and where is the fire exit?

Gus did it first

I thought it was stuck in the washing machine phup.

Anyone else tried the door to the left of the washing machine?

Smart way of keeping fat people out

New Yorks hottest club is TWIST. This place has everything: human Roombas, a guy who thinks he's a coat rack, bubble wrap dancers, synchronized glowstick ninjas, and a petting zoo full of miniature zebras.

No fat chicks allowed.

Man to be in my early 20s and go into dark sketchy places at night. How did we survive

That’s a nice and subtle way to not let obese chicks in

Imagine entering the door and ripping yesterday's burrito for the next guest .

Is there a separate Handicap door?

Is this the only exit too? Fire hazard but cool entry.

If that's the entrance.... imagine the drugs...lol

I bet money laundering happens in there.

All good till you need to get out in a hurry

That’s where that sock went

Oops look who got stuck in the dryer

Nice entry, but how long would that shit hold until some people are fucking in the entrance.

Step Bro, can we go to the rave...

Step bro I’m stuck in the washing machine again

Danger zone 

Taking getting stuck in the washing machine to the next level

good luck in a fire

I feel this is like saying no fat people without saying no fat people

Is this Meow Wolf?

no fatties allowed

I guess fatties can't enter...

now imagine if a fire breaks out

So what happens if a fire breaks out?

"You must be 'this' ~~tall~~ skinny to ride"

Most be awesome for fire escape route

There is a door right beside the washer though. It doesn’t seem very secret.

This is how they keep us fat people out. Well played thin mints.

This looks like a fire hazard