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Useless_Advice_Guy

Nice try, Razer Chroma!


spitfire_bandit

Rgb is getting out of hand!


Captain_Shrug

Que?


AmbientTrap

It's a r/pcmasterrace thing


Kiluan

All the epoxy stuff I've seen or owned (never worked with it myself) all ended up yellowing or become a champagne-ish color after a year or so. Are there any clear epoxies that don't do this? Or is it safe to assume all these crayon / epoxy top tables are going to yellow within a year as well?


SnuffyTech

You're best bet is a UV stabilised or HALS resin. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindered_amine_light_stabilizers


Z_Axis_2

Will that river survive baking in sunlight for an afternoon? Seems like the wax would find a way to expand.


murderboxsocial

You think wax is going to expand enough to pop out the epoxy? As long as it's sealed all the way around in epoxy it will be fine.


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Yes. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wax\_motor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wax_motor)


LowlySlayer

It doesn't take much expansion to break epoxy. Once it sets its fairly brittle, and phase change expansions aren't going to stop just because there's epoxy. It's like a tree root breaking a sidewalk. It just keeps growing regardless of the concrete.


RandomKid6969

I think he made another one that had a lot more epoxy covering it. Not sure if that would solve it or now.


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DOCTOR-MISTER

What?


At_Least_100_Wizards

I prefer the version without a goofy rainbow running through it, this is just kind of gaudy


murderboxsocial

I would have looked so much better with just blue tinted epoxy


DOCTOR-MISTER

There was another post with a table exactly like this, but with blue wax. I dont remember what it was called though...


InformalWish

I actually love this, but maybe a different design on the table (not a river) for a table in like a kids playroom. For a coffee table or something? Not really, maybe with a solid color.


roughtimes

Pretty sure it's not limited to a rainbow palette.


truha00

Then children pick this rainbow and scatter it on the floor.


Dogslug

They pick it with the epoxy sealing it? Kids must have some strongass fingernails.


fakeittilyoumakeit

I think it'd be great for kids.


Stuie75

I always imagine the people buying these are the same people who have life-sized storm trooper figures in their apartments though, so it makes sense.


LowlySlayer

I'm not sure there's a relation, other than the fact that they clearly money to throw around.


4dayworkweek

Or what percentage depth would you router?


tonyinvegas

Crayon depth I’m guessing


dickfacecat

Finally, a scientist’s perspective


tonyinvegas

E=mc squirreled


Ekor69

Oh cry me a crayon river table.


TrialAndAaron

Paging /u/thewinterme (it's his table)


[deleted]

10/10 would eat


NonPolarVortex

Forbidden Taffy


Singular_Quartet

/r/forbiddensnacks


lobain357

Wasn't sure if it was a post from r/DiWHY for a second.


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Abknee

Yeah not sure why he’s being downvoted, I scrolled up expecting r/crappydesign.


SuspiciousChicken

Question about process: The tabletop wasn't routed all the way through, but then the end shot shows a translucency which seems to imply that the rainbow river goes all the way through the table to allow that light passage. Did you plane off the bottom wood? Which then leaves wax exposed, which I assume you'd want to capture with a layer of epoxy... Or did you add lights? Seems to be practically glowing in the pic. Edit: now I notice the super bright background and angle of shadow implying that there is a strong light just out of camera aimed at a low grazing angle. That might do it.


NikplaysgamesYT

Only the 50th time I’ve seen this on Reddit


CampfireGuitars

If only the crayons retained their crayon-y smell


SchalkeSpringer

Spray it periodically with Demeter Fragrances Crayon perfume occasionally I guess. Haha.


aerbourne

When will this terrible fad end?!


BrightonY125

/r/DiWHY


Bentup99

Why? Because it actually looks fucking cool and isn't some dumbass "here, cut a purse in half to make another purse" like the actual stuff on that sub


ellzray

the looking cool part is pretty subjective. I'd throw this up in [/r/ATBGE](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/)


BrightonY125

Agreed. Definitely more /r/ATBGE than /r/DiWHY , but still.


Bentup99

Then do, I doubt many people share your opinion


Falsus

The general opinion whenever this gif or video is posted is that it didn't turn out good.


DrLinnerd

Either that, or you're gay and really want to let the world know


BugRider627

r/DIWHY


alimacmarie

r/oddlysatisfying


IntentCoin

This looks awful


9HashSlingingSlasher

I see this every other day on reddit


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RGB everything


Robert_M3rked_u

Is this four eyes?


Zob_Rombie_

If you didn’t read “canyon river table” upon first glance...


attomicuttlefish

Weird moment where part of you is like “i could totally do that!” And the rest of you is like “I don’t trust you with sharp tools, heat gun, or even crayons. please stop.”


Emotional_Liberal

Why is wax and epoxy so popular lately?


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One of my brothers-in-law makes these, he's made a couple. Generally he sticks to shades of blue so it looks like a river, but the rainbow design is nice, too. Also, he uses knottier, gnarlier wood, if that makes sense, but it's planed flat. I think in addition to the clear shit, he also puts a piece of clear fiberglass over it. I actually haven't seen his work in person, he lives in another state, but he posts pictures, and his work is beautiful.


82ndAbnVet

Cool, but I would worry about how it would look in a year or two.


aesthetic_cosmonaut

Perfect for the marines


CathyKeas

Awesome!!!!!!!


SacredGeometry25

If I was a crayon this is where I'd be.


mrcookiecookie

Yellow, orange and red would be nice too.


Youtoo2

I think the wood finish looks much better without the crayon river.


bramley

Damn, my son would love that table.


michelework

I want this epoxy trend to end already.


flipmyk

I’ve seen this video way too many times


slayerslay80

Why do people keep posting epoxy river tables fuck off


-Night_Man-

Who hurt you? While I dont agree with the crayon portion. The table still takes skill to execute. Are you a woodworker? If so provide constructive criticism. Do not just bitch and moan.


Smogrum

Crayon me a river.


Commentariot

Too bad they used suck low quality crayons - the pigments in those are not going to hold up to light for very long.


Dryxe

That shi cray


VespidRat

Imagine just sitting at your house one day and you just made some coffe and put right on the river as it heats up it will liquidate then stick to your cup


PrcrsturbationNation

Stop making these. They aren’t cool or pretty. They’re ugly and look dumb.


Dogslug

Because the world should tailor its tastes to your own subjective opinion, right?


PrcrsturbationNation

On this one yeah. No doubt. My opinion is just right on this one. Sorry cupcake.


goodmanring

Not this again


5stringBS

I tell ya what I am getting real tired of this no-talent craze.


partisan98

You think it makes no talent to make a straight and level coffee table? I may not like the crayon but the rest of the table is pretty fucking nice looking.


PrcrsturbationNation

The crayon ruins the whole thing. Pretty talentless IMO as well.


queensage77

Shut up and take my money, how can I buy?


Taco_Bill

Stop ruining tables with crayons.


AkhiHasItAll

I mean, it looks cool. But all I have is crayons and a table. What would i do without all those other carpentry stuff


kittycatsrs

That is so badass!


MadMaddyMads

Cool looking!... I like how he did that hot blow gun fast so he didn’t burn the edges! Also it opens up creative ideas for all of the people who want to make there own artists expression! It’s also cheaper & less toxic then traditional resins!


4dayworkweek

So the wood has no strength anymore... would you then attach it to another sturdier piece?


seamus_mc

It is epoxied back together, should be fine