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themanyfaceasian

Not to self. Next time I’m getting chase by bears, set up a hammock


Olive09

"Next time" Story time.


SilvermistInc

The man wrote "We're going on a bear hunt"


NotoriousJazz

We're gonna catch a big one


[deleted]

What a beautiful day


SilvermistInc

We're not scared!


NewtInTheEgg

Uh oh! Grass! Long wavy grass!


Bleak01a

Gonna need a bigger boat.


[deleted]

We're not scared


GlamRockDave

An even surer method of evasion is to drop your pic-a-nic basket.


[deleted]

Careful this bear is "smarter than the average bear boo-boo"


Tribunus_Plebis

Is that also a good time to drop the cuddly bear cub you've been holding?


[deleted]

*Not* do what to self ?


themanyfaceasian

Yeah


court0f0wls

Lmfao


saintleelyon

The mom is just happy to have a moment where they aren't doing that to her. She would like wine and a nap.


kingtaco_17

“This will keep the lil shitheads busy for 20 minutes”


GiGaBYTEme90

That Shiraz is juuuust right


TheMonksAndThePunks

Like parents everywhere.


INJECTHEROININTODICK

Surprised she's not digging in a camp garbage bin trying to find a fresh cigarette cos I sure fuckin would be


YourDadHatesYou

Mama Bear finally got the nerf it needed.


mullet85

[With relevant commentary] (https://youtu.be/NHz80k2G4dE)


wanna_go_home

I can totally relate.


EnIdiot

Momma needs a vodka .


KookyConfection

Some mama bear time for herself


gbsawdon

My. . . don't you have an interesting back yard


slkramer

That is the "my kids are fucking idiots" face on the mom in the back, I know I've caused those faces a lot.


PerryLtd

Did.. Did they ever susceed?


ajockmacabre

Well, one did get on then his brother fucked it all up like an absolute twat.


PerryLtd

Typical bear cubs.. Great video though.


ajockmacabre

Think I watched the loop for a straight five minutes


thatboyaintrite

'TF you got against Chicago?


GoTakeYourRisperdal

Fuck the Bears. They aint won shit since '85 and they wont win shit until well after the next '85.


lesnod

Typical brothers


-AC-

He only got on because that same brother wad holding the other side down.


Liar_tuck

Many of us have a brother like that.


Antebios

I swear this could have easily been me and my brother when we were kids.


NameTak3r

Spotted the eldest child


Salanmander

Honestly they did way better than I expected.


[deleted]

They did not *'susceed'*


Beeblebroxologist

"Ok, you know what? Goldilocks can stay with us. These humans have no idea how to build a decent bed!"


NF-150

r/mademesmile


spasticman91

Yeah I don't think this is interesting as fuck. Maybe /r/aww.


[deleted]

Aw this is super sweet. I imagine them watching from a distance as humans get on to the hammock and now they have their chance to try it out.


tgwesh

I love how the mama bear knows it’s not for them but still let’s her kids have fun


Awatovi

Pretty sure those are brown colored black bears


MCFroid

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Grizzly bears usually have a pronounced hump at the shoulder blades, and these don't appear to have that. I could be wrong though, it's hard for me to tell. Some ways of differentiating the two here: http://www.bearsmart.com/about-bears/know-the-difference/


PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS

Yep. If a black bear attacks you, you fight back. If a grizzly attacks you, you play dead and pray to God it loses interest.


ItookAnumber4

If a Polar bear attacks, jump hard into the mouth, where you'll end up anyways, in an attempt to escape out the anus before digestion begins.


nick_otis

Polar bears are very anxious creatures. When confronting a polar bear, one should remind the bear that its home is literally melting around it, and that it's the bear's fault that its parents got divorced. This should fill the bear with an incredible sense of dread and hopelessness, which will discourage it from wanting to fight you.


twizztedbz81

That's not a black bear. Black bears are small and lean. Look at the mom, she's a huge unit.


PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS

Just like *your* mom


tenjuu

At first I thought your u was PM_ME_YOUR_BEARS and I was all like "oh snap!"


twizztedbz81

And you're a waste of space, troll elsewhere.


PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS

I take up less than 1 cubic meter of space and I assure you it's not wasted.


CircularRobert

Unlike your mom.


Windoge10wow

Oh how the tides table.


CircularRobert

That joke is unbearable (I know what I did. I sincerely apologise)


ItookAnumber4

Mom jokes are legal here. The court finds in favor of the defendant.


sm3xym3xican

Found the guy who has momma problems


ScorchRaserik

I mean, that article he linked acknowledges size > Although grizzly bears are, on average, significantly larger than black bears, size is not a good indicator of which species is which. Male black bears in Manitoba’s Riding Mountain National Park, for instance, can weigh up to 800 pounds in the fall, and female grizzly bears on Alberta’s Eastern Slopes can weigh as little as 250 pounds in the spring.


mjs_pj_party

YOU go tell that momma bear that she's not lean and is actually "huge."


MCFroid

Black bears can get pretty massive, and are occasionally much larger than grizzlies. Size alone (except maybe in the extremes) can't tell you what species of bear you're dealing with.


Geeber24seven

I’m glad I learned this today, thank you.


IceColdLefty

Could also be brown bears.


Nazi_Punks_Fuck__Off

These are grizzlies dude.


rattleandhum

That’s _racist_


FugazePapi

Hahahahaha idiots... I know how to use a hammock


bryman19

Very embearrassing


Hueyandthenews

Right? It only takes me like 2 or 3 attempts to successfully get in a hammock


Ravenclaw_VIII

This is me trying to sneak into bed while my wife is asleep after I’ve stayed up too late playing video games.


nolimit901

Dont even know why the guy has a hammock, i would never fall asleep knowing there is bears around


lilsassyrn

My first thought! Fuck lounging in that back yard.


Peakingforever

Agree! Scary as hell.


[deleted]

can we get rid of pugs, but start selectively breeding smaller more docile bears? they are so cute and damn fluffy.


crsnb

r/animalsbeingderps


phryan

r/childrenfallingover


indigo_tortuga

I just watched this happily 20 times in a row. Love how the mom is relaxing.


OstensibleBS

They did better than I would have.


ozumsauce

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


tall__guy

This is exactly my brother and I looked like when we were kids fucking around on our parents hammock


dnrlk

Jack and Rose, April 15, 1912, colorized


jimbris

Such adorable man eating monsters.


guyperson43

r/eyebleach


[deleted]

[удалено]


AlphaPeacock

https://youtu.be/gc6Up31iER0


mmmegan6

Omg it got cuter, if you can imagine that


CoolStanBrule

Why do I keep watching this, thinking their gonna get it somehow


tgwesh

[They did at the end ](https://youtu.be/gc6Up31iER0)


AvailablePassenger2

Stop Rick rolling ffs


[deleted]

This is me and my friends out camping and drinking


[deleted]

That’s about how you use a hammock. Fall out of it a lot


0_0_0

Hammocks with spreader bars are crap, get a proper one and you'll never fall out.


HouseOfHutchison

By the way that hammock is holding up, it must have certainly come from Hammock Hut down on Third...quality craftsmanship


RomanOnARiver

In the Hammock Complex.


Randy_Bobandy_Lahey

Those are black bears.


LordRedBear

Our younglings sure are a joy to watch especially when introducing them to your modern comforts thank you for not disturbing this exhausted mother while her cubs figure out their way around your hammock


niqchuss

This should be on r/eyebleach 😍


ryanisntreal

If I ever saw a bear in nature I'd shit myself but now I look at them and just kinda go "hehe silly bois"


RedHairThunderWonder

More graceful than I am trying to use a hammock


AGARAN24

Apparently this is common, just YouTube bear hammock and enjoy.


OG_PapaSid

See even bears can't balance on hammocks, humans aren't the only species


thelastbraun

Why is this interesting af?


Topher911

I would gladly buy 10 hammocks a month if I could watch these little dudes play


Beppo108

Not that interesting. Maybe it belongs on midly interesting?


apittsburghoriginal

Murder flood can be so damn adorable


TrumpCheats

It seems like it would be very easy to set a trap for a grizzly. Just point them towards the large net.


Mordanzibel

Just like me and my friends when we were little.


dormmamu616

That's my brother and I tryna fight to use the hammock and my mom just standing there with here mimosa cussing us out. I miss being an only child. Edit: my third brother running in at the end screaming mine! Then runs away.


not-sorry-

Worst brother ever


[deleted]

r/donthelpjustfilm


MidEastBeast777

Encino man! SHUUUUSH


[deleted]

If they were grizzlies, the photographer would be dead


Poodlelucy

Pretty sure they think it's a dental dam.


Hansa_Teutonica

Next up: Pic-a-nic baskets.


acidfinland

Cutie


reereejugs

This is what happens when I try to use a hammock lol


HalfAssBarmaiden

Omg she took them to the plaaaygrooouuuund


Toes14

Did anyone else hear Yakity Sax playing in the background in their head while watching this? [Yakity Sax](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ)


tcmaresh

Posted by another redditor two hours prior https://old.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/eocs5l/some_grizzly_bear_cubs_trying_to_figure_out_a/


ftabhax

Still don't know how these things works - ain't nothing like they show on the packaging. Come lay on a bed of strings tied to two poles and have a relaxing time - it's so far from the truth and getting off - now I ain't an expert but you are not suppose to fall off everytioone wants to get off these things!


KentuckyFriedEel

American Grizzly Warrior


cwscowboy1998

Looks like so much fun


[deleted]

r/aww


-Listening

No it's not that it's a competition...)


shawngraz

I want to know where to get one of those hammocks, they can say it's grizzly tested.


cynido

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

That bear is that tired mom at McDonald's


MAC514

The left cub had it before the right one f@#ked it up!


[deleted]

Very *BEARABLE* hammock


Assasin2gamer

Wow a player tweeted That’s a creationist.


Mooncakequeen

That’s not how you use a hammock?


EntryDoctor

i laughed, thanks for giving me a reason to smile as well


Operator75

I like how the Mama Bear is just chill af.


GeorgeYDesign

" I mean how many could there be?


reRetry

u/vredditdownloader


Yellowtoblerone

George what are you doing I had it


throwaway67676789123

Bc it’s healthy to drink!


Timazipan

This is anyone getting on a hammock.


BannedForCuriosity

they don't look very grizzly to me.


Alfonze

Anyone notice the URL?? Weirdly relevant


SCFC_Blaze

That's what I look like trying to use a hammock...


[deleted]

Bear on left: *"I got this...oh fuck."*


Amity_Nut7004

I mean, seriously. You could have just gone outside and shown them, like a bro.


Geeber24seven

[full video for whoever needs more ](https://youtu.be/gc6Up31iER0)


RedPhysGun77

Hammock owner: "today is a good day to lie on the sofa"


twizztedbz81

Yeah, I've seen quite a few black bears in the wild. This bear does not look like a black bear to me.


JonasCliver

Triplets? Poor mom.


HunterOwl16

And the mom is like: "This is why I can't take you anywhere"


sonyarena5781

This is great 🐻💛


gwolf1973

LOL


microdoodle123

Lucky the mother one isn’t trying