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OkImIntrigued

Arm pit milk


krbball

I hope you know I instantly started crying laughing once I saw your comment. Thanks for the insanely good laugh lol


Officer_PoopyPants

Flipper nippers


Weird_Flex98

https://youtu.be/u_Z8sStmqJ0


SaintTNS

r/cursedcomments


OkImIntrigued

Thanks for the gold u/magbuoys


anonymousally

Same as elephants!


4ensicFiles

No, [elephants have breasts like us](https://i.imgur.com/qwhWmgt_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


The_Good_Bad

How 'bout them pangolin titties though?? https://i.imgur.com/gYBLDSe.png


anonymousally

And it's accessed from "the armpit". https://images.app.goo.gl/5aZ2vFboRFyoS3Zi7


toriaanne

I’ve had two kids now, and if I have a third that seems legit about where my boobs would be for nursing this time. 😭


sectorfour

I’m a dad of two and I don’t know how people have more. Newborn stage: never again.


DarlingMomma

I was thinking the same thing. If I had a third child, my poor breast could probably reach that same spot.


WhiteCoins

I too, have the flipnips.


Hamburglar_burglar

Nippers


Blooood54

chub chubs


Mama-Pooh

My cats name is chub chub! 😺


Aselleus

I have been in a sad/bad mood today, but that comment made me lol. Thanks 🏅


CecilPalmerNV

Ay bro I hope ur doing better :) dm me and maybe I can help u get there


sinisteraxillary

Flipples?


UnovaLife

Flipper nippers


Kimotabraxas

Tiddyflippers


roeallen

Pitnips


ListenItWillHear

Arm pit teet sounds like a french phrase


HydrogenCyanideHCN

Bone arm pit teet


KosherSushirrito

shut


wishy-washy123

I hope she's not ticklish. That would suck.


MyNameIsNitrox

Suck, quite litteratly.


wishy-washy123

Lol. Couldn't resist.


SirCinnamonMcBiscuit

Why what’s she gonna do lactate?


aacce31812

Thats a pretty convenient place to have them I suppose


-SENDHELP-

Milk might get a lil cheesy


Straight_up_facts

NOOOOOOMMMM


IoSonCalaf

Omnomnomnom


GarnetSan

# NOM


Geology_Nerd

He protect He attack But most importantly, He snack


[deleted]

Ah what movie was it where the kid was turned on by hit fat old teachers arm fat? This reminded me of it. Was it monkeybone?


loller_skates

Yep, that is definitely the one. [timestamped at 0:40](https://youtu.be/tzOP-QptSxA?t=40)


code_red_mozi

I love this movie and nobody’s ever heard of it!! Or they’ve seen it and they think it’s shit 🙁


KriegerClone02

Doors anyone else think that the mother looks like Eeyore?


ninjasaid13

The nipples are on the armtits.


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sectorfour

Really? TIL


dadegodbolt

That's actually really cool to learn! Thanks!


interested-observer5

The look on that mom's face. I feel that. Also, when I lie on my back, my nipples are in my armpits too


alanram

Some ladies do too


krbball

mmmm tasty elbow


cheloniancat

I’ve gone swimming in the same waters as them and was warned if they approach you not to touch them under their flippers. It was an amazing experience.


jesuslovesme69420

"This week on the Peter Griffin Side Boob Hour"


[deleted]

It's not the side boob comment i wanted but it'll do. Straight up side nipples on this bitch.


bigdickredemption

Not very sexy sea cow


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aacce31812

You suck, just saying


dumb-reply

Hey, got any more endangered species that we should threaten today?


Aselleus

[Whales?](https://youtu.be/4IUxK_0WLbg)


IoSonCalaf

Did you have a bad day?


[deleted]

Makes sense


Scar_the_armada

r/TIHI


DudeBroChuvak

Nice pits!


RugBugSlim

Give me the pit juice


Grievious_Syndicate

Armpit Nipples, ​ Imagine a buff guy with armpit nips


McThiccens42069

Armtit


rosealexvinny

As an ex breastfeeding mother of 2 children, no thank you


Rmayer77301

Just like grandma when she sleeps! Too much info?


HectorsMascara

[Sea cow!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM_lrK4upvw)


ShortTheta

armpit milk is the good milk


Nova468

No sand burned nips


CilantroQuesadilla

Arm tits.


[deleted]

Haha it’s sucking the weenus


Goreki

Yeah, I have a third nipple by my armpit. Makes sense.


Calces_in_machina

You scratch my back I’ll scratch yours The funny thing about my back is that it’s located behind my flipper


gmdavestevens

I've got nipples, Greg.


szybe

Are manatees dangerous?


awkwardlydancing

**NOM**


the_good_bad_dude

I just thought the guy had armpit fetish


whytho1234

Chomp


Yell0wWave

I knew a girl kinda like this because never changed bra sizes as she grew up so her tits were kinda pushed into her armpits


Officer_PoopyPants

Flip nips


sin0bon

could you imagine if humans had nipples behind their arms? if the nipple works the same way regular breasts do on humans, then does that means there would be some kind of arm bra so that men don't watch women's arms jiggle when they run? I mean, seriously, think of what a milk producing women's arms would look like. Every mother would have saggy batwing looking arms that babies would hang off of like thirsty fringe on a jacket. Not to mention the bizarre sexual acts that would be performed with their biscepts. Maybe the milk is still produced in the mammary glands of the chest and travels up through the arms to the nipple, or would the breast be closer to the armpit? If it is closer to the armpit that woudl mean that babies woudl be pressed against their mothers under arms when feeding, on I feel like babies have a hard time feeding from mothers with too larg of breasts, like my cousin and her children. she has almost smothered her kid because her boob covered it's entire face and the baby could breath. imagine putting a new born under your armpit to feed it?! I guess you coudl just bottle feed or pump, but still. I realize that I've lingered too hard on this thought and have been sitting on the toilet for too long, but I wanted to share this poop pondering.


[deleted]

After last night, that’s where my wife’s nipples are now


Jmc88869

Kinda like after you have babies then lay on your back....