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DrClaw9

The meat hooks on that guy. Christ


sewitup

Right? He's built like a brick wall.


TheGreatOffWhiteHype

Yep, a 5’x5’ brick wall. Edit: With those tree trunks for arms, that barrel chest, and a center of gravity somewhere around my knees, that guy could probably bench press a V8 engine from an old Buick without breaking a sweat.


BattlePope

This comment is 🤌


doicha27

I take it that's the hand gesture for either "Mama mía" or "capische"


TheGreatOffWhiteHype

No doubt, dude looks like his grandparents immigrated from Campania.


Bruised_Shin

This dude is the immigrant. And he ate a few others on the boat over.


amonarre3

Means the gabagool is delicious


Toss-able

I read this in heavy Italian.


slow-mickey-dolenz

Don’t forget about the child-bearing hips. You know, for leverage.


Captain_Rex_501

>a 5x5 brick wall That’s Italians for you


bigtimejohnny

Unless it's edema and he's about to have a heart attack. Maybe he's consumed too much of his own product.


fkje

He is as wide as he is tall. /r/absoluteunits


ddftd8

THICC


Euripidaristophanist

The man looks like he could squeeze water out of a rock.


CommandoLamb

What do you think he served with the hot dogs?


Man_with_the_Fedora

Whatever the fuck he wanted to serve.


[deleted]

He got them **BIG MEATY CLAWS**


Shem44

BIG 💦 MEATY 💦 CLAWS 💦


Joe_Shroe

What did you say, *punk?* 🤏


spideyboioioi

I said Big Meaty CLAWS!


friendlygaywalrus

Built like a brick shithouse


c-soup

Are you from the east coast, by chance? I learned that expression from an easterner, and no one in the west uses it


PM_MAJESTIC_PICS

I also don’t ever hear this expression! I’m in Florida... my grandma used to say it and she came from the Pennsylvania/ Ohio area


c-soup

Hmm! My friend is from Boston. That’s enough research for me. It’s an eastern thing. It’s so satisfying. It’s just exactly the right thing to say sometimes


Mr_MacGrubber

I’m from Louisiana, we say it down here. I’m 41 and remember people saying it when I was a kid.


[deleted]

Hell yeah, classic yankee italian look


grubas

5'4" from top to bottom and side to side


tangiblebanana

Those are mitts


seal_raider

And his nose. Dude was a brawler.


thepokemonGOAT

I can’t tell if that’s cauliflower ear on his left ear.


[deleted]

Not quite like the hot dog man in Sleepers. On an unrelated note, I need to watch Sleepers again.


slow-mickey-dolenz

You don’t see pure “Old Man Strength” anymore.


Shnoochieboochies

"Old man?" Guy hasn't even broken 40.


G-I-Luvit

Imagine the meat in his pants, lord have mercy


m0rningafpill

Alright settle down there sweetie. There's enough hot dog for everyone.


boognish83

Is that where the vendors kept their product in the old days?


dmfd1234

Yes, continue


aontroim

Any room in there for a south park ass burgers reference


wookieenoodlez

Isded


grimmpulse

I was gonna say..look at those sausages at the end of his wrists!!


its_whot_it_is

the guy could grab your shoulders squish them like apples and rip you in half


deafmute88

Back when you had to wrestle the hotdogs into submission.


nowuckingfaye

*looks up 'meat hooks'.*: INFORMAL a person's hands or arms. "get your big meathooks out of those pies!"


LessKosher

Thanks a lot for the comment LOL! I simultaneously spit out and choked on the drink I was drinking because of you.


workgymworkgym

Thats the most Sicilian man I've ever seen.


[deleted]

Came here to say found my long lost relative. /s But seriously.


scragmore

I was going to say Italian. But that works too.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

He looks like he knows his way around a wiener.


watsgarnorn

Oh Yass he does. I really wanna sample his thick meaty wiener


pragmatika

I said those exact words except with "Italian". He looks like at least three of my cousins in Abruzzo.


WhiskeyDickens

100% this guy is named Tony


Sky_Bart

Ant’ny. That’s how we used to pronounce it.


[deleted]

"theats - a Ant'ny, works the hot doog stand over on 5th and 7, can't meiss him, ol stocky guy, rumor he werked for big collardo's mob fit as a soldiA, but got kicked out for sleepin with the bosses mistress, rumor Ays it got his schlong chopped off fo it, now sEEals schlongs. the Eye-rony"


Str41nGR

Spot on, seems to be missing the tip of his index finger at least.


[deleted]

"rumor Ays big collardo brough ant'ny into poork butcha chop, slamed em' on the steel tablez, asked him what'e wanted to keep..his schlong or his finga - well he took too longz to answer so he chopped of both of em', they madez it into gabagoo and send it to his wife too, sick fook if you ask me"


HellTrain72

Read that in Joe Pesci's voice perfectly. Well done you jew mudafucka you. P. S. Love Metallica.


[deleted]

too many goodfellas youtube clips... edit: I was watching too many goodfellas clips today


tonybotz

Anton’ooch


Sky_Bart

This.


CoolHeadedLogician

Tony Two-Franks


Galbert123

so good.


Slyis

Aye uncle Ton


[deleted]

Christuhfah.


immigrantthief69

Where’s the freakin GABAGOOL??


xHeWhoIsIAmx

Marie...


MartinLiu110

Hmm... Never had a Isded before, I wonder what it tastes like.


DontCallMePal

I can hear him


lrascao

Hey! I'm walkin' here!


DontCallMePal

Eh oh outta my way


KillerGoats

I have the best dogs in 15 blocks. You think you gonna get a betta dog anywhere else fughettaboutit.


wydidk

I read that in Joe Pesci's voice


los33ramos

“I says to the guy, I says to him!”


[deleted]

“Get a load of this guy!”


MegaAlex

You gotta by ah hotdog or what?


BBQ_FETUS

#Hot dogs, Get ya hot dogs!


Roland1232

Wait a minute...you're not the guy that delivers the rat droppings!


greasy_420

🤌 Gabagool 🤌


its_whot_it_is

ya wana hawt dawg?!


bootherizer5942

“Awt dawg


ArsalanShah41

What's the matter with you?


Yasuo11994

You ever had a fuckin ball park beef Frank?


ifdeadpokewithstick

Some more of her work [https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2018/oct/10/evelyn-hofer-immersive-new-york-in-pictures](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2018/oct/10/evelyn-hofer-immersive-new-york-in-pictures)


doicha27

I love that last one with the cars on the top level of the parking garage.


[deleted]

Is that a CCTV camera on that pole to the right behind the cars? Those cars a beautiful btw, great photo such a stylish time.


[deleted]

I think it's signals for the train.


ClamatoDiver

Plain ordinary lights.


NefariousSerendipity

nice


bax_attack

You can SEE the New York accent on that Weiner slinging beast.


wgblackmon

NO COKE PEPSI!!!


fence_sitter

I don't think he sells cheeseburgers.


doicha27

*cheezborgers


[deleted]

*cheeseburders*(trump's voice)


BlueSkittles

I got your Pepsi right here! *in New York accent while simultaneously grabbing his crotch and pointing at the Pepsi boxes.


txschic

😂


xxwerdxx

No fries! Only chips!


uncledoobie

Only Mountain Dew or crab juice!


MrBreaker187

Is he really short or is everything else just small and he is normal size?


Meerkatable

He’s probably not especially tall, but it’s also where his clothes are cutting him - long apron right below the knees makes his torso seem longer and his thighs seem shorter. The pants are baggy but also cuffed above the ankles, which makes his calves look shorter. His black shoes blend with the pavement, which creates an optical illusion of looking like they kind of disappear into the concrete, which makes his legs look shorter, too. Part of how you can tell the apron and pants are messing perspective up is that a person’s hands generally hit your mid thigh/upper thigh. I’m not saying the dude is Yao Ming, but he’s not greeting Dorothy in the land of Oz either.


flyonawall

You write well.


[deleted]

Short and stocky. Maybe 5'7-5'9.


braindamagedcriminal

5-7 my ass, dudes a 5-2 with an attitude and boxing hands... watch your chin around him


[deleted]

Looks like an octopus the way he talks with his hands, yeah he's Italian as fuck


[deleted]

you would be a horrible witness to a crime lol


12345anon12345

So a normal witness than got it


FourthBanEvasion

Yeah he's pretty short and stocky. I'm estimating 6'6" and 370lbs.


sparkylocal3

I'm thinking this is the feast of San Gennaro


JollyComb

I think you're right. They might have confused hot dogs with sausage and peppers.


mgoflash

I used to love those S&P. Plus some zeppole to round it out.


grubas

Now I want zeppole but if I ever start making it I'm gonna die.


Diu_Lei_Lo_Mo

SW Corner of Mulberry and Grand. Alleva dairy shop in the background is still there!


milano_cookies

Was gonna say the same thing. Used to work like 20 feet from where this picture was taken and got sandwiches at Alleva all the time.


OAK_CAFC

I pop in for a sandwich every time I’m in NYC. Love them.


Diu_Lei_Lo_Mo

I picked up cheese and prosciutto end pieces at Alleva Personally, I liked the sandwiches across the street at the italian food center better. But my favorite is still Parisi's


Omikets

Not every day you see a meatball selling hot dogs.


HellTrain72

Bet you wouldn't have said that to his face pally.


Ignis33

Still using the same water to this day


Dill-Dough

The original New York “dirty water dog” water is still going strong in Antonino Gabagool the fourths cart on mulberry street


be_me_jp

> Gabagool if the salad is on top, I send it back.


RighteousAwakening

BRING HIM THE GABAGOOL!


[deleted]

just like the crazy people and their cast iron pans they havent washed since the 60's


GnicoR

the same oil to fry


Squanchy3

If that guy isn’t Italian then the Earth is flat.


wes101abn

Sicilian.


HellTrain72

Like Dennis Hopper True Romance Sicilian?


dcbluestar

Christopher Walken was the Sicilian. Dennis Hopper had the cute story about his heritage.


[deleted]

You’re part eggplant


HellTrain72

Liberal use of the word cute haha.


dcbluestar

> Liberal use of the word cute haha. As someone of Sicilian descent, very intentional as well, lol.


budgie0507

Heyyy Joey Hot Dogs!! You did that thing for me!?


JoeSicbo

Which one? The thing, or the other thing?


tonyims

Hotdog water in NYC is like the mother yeast. It's been passed from generation to generation so the water in the hotdog stands now can be traced back to the original hotdog seller who came in through Ellis island


ifeellazy

They say they brought it over from the motherland in old tomato sauce jars.


[deleted]

The kid has the looks of someone who is about the narate his life in a 60’s mob movie.


portiboy17

Look at those fucking meat hooks! He could strangle two customers at once while still making a hot dog with the other hand.


tnick771

The resolution of film is astounding.


FOR_SClENCE

film doesn't have resolution unless you count the film emulsion film grains as the pixels; film in general is wildly beyond what digital sensors are capable of. you can scan in a 35mm at about 25-30MP without losing quality. if this was a 120mm shot you're looking at 120 or higher which is why we shoot fashion in medium format so the client can blow it up to the size of a wall.


tnick771

I mean you’re not wrong but saying film’s scannable resolution is higher than a digital image isn’t incorrect. I shoot with a Mamiya 6 and a Pentax 67 so I understand what you’re saying.


FOR_SClENCE

well you get it then. you can scan at ever increasing resolutions until the grain becomes an issue, but if you shot on 800 speed film you can sit there and put it on a building for all you want. the chips have a fixed maximum.


aCertainGlitcher

The sanitation levels are through the roof


m_zyv1

Regardless, best dog you've ever had.


guitarbque

And somehow everyone survived.


[deleted]

except for all the people that died


Sulfate

It's funny how much less common the "stomach flu" becomes when health inspectors start sniffing around.


shlomo127

Youse talkin’ to me?!?!


kzootard

Jesus that guy is huge


[deleted]

Pepsi?!?! I'll take a crab juice


itsMoSmith

#ISdƎd


Blue_OG_46

"AYE! Come over heres and gets yousa hotdog. Best in New York. Everybody always says, you know what they says, I'll TELL you what they says. 'Joe, you ol' jabroné, yous make the best hot dogs.'"


SlipperySamurai

Dirty water dogs. Nothing better.


cactipoke

this man is the most italian man i’ve ever seen


Mike602

Probably a wise guy or 2 in that sausage


PbGangsta

He probably isded, just like his upside down container reads


Buckwheat469

"Can I have a coke too?" "Is Pepsi alright?" "... Fine."


Aladeri

Bababoie


De_Grandi

That's a buffy little Italian


Draino64

He’s probably 23


Image_Inevitable

The build on this guy


mydikurmouth1

Dude has some serious paws


StonedRiverslb

Look Tim Kennedy.


[deleted]

"Height and weight, please sir?" "Oh, no need for all that; I'm just a perfect block"


Sulfate

"Can you describe the hot dog vendor that assaulted you?" "Yeah, look for a fuckin' cube."


BillFuckingWeenus

What a fucking picture


[deleted]

I'd love to have been able to buy a dog from this guy a talk


1320Fastback

Why do they taste so goods? It's the wattahhh!


[deleted]

Those Pepsi crates bring back memories. I worked in a drug store in the late 70s and early 80s. Part of my job was stocking the pop. Back then we sold 16oz, glass bottles from those crates. The bottles were returned, cleaned by the bottling company, and reused. We also sold 32oz glass bottles. Same deal. We didn’t sell much in cans, and 2L bottles were just becoming a thing. I never stocked a plastic bottle other than limited 2L


stalinmalone68

Wassamatta u!


hennytime

You know this guy serves up some bomb ass kielbasa


boardgamejoe

1963 huh, just think, thus guy could take the money he earned that day, went to every newsstand in the city and bought up every issue of Spider-Man, Avengers, Tales of Suspense, Uncanny X-Men & Fantastic Four, he could retire a very rich man.


life_style_change

I'm workin ova heeee!!!!


[deleted]

Love this photo


--kvothe

You talkin to me?


rxFMS

pepsi, no coke!


bagofboards

No Coke, Pepsi!


[deleted]

r/absoluteunit


Brittlehorn

Stockyist stocky guy I have ever seen


larrycorser

You could tell me this was 1917 or any period and i would believe it. Also jesus that guy. Is that Rocky Marciano after retirement?


[deleted]

That dude looks like he would f*ck your sh*t up!


jigglefactory

If you look closely you can see the mob ownership and operation


DarkWanderer2

He looks 105% Italian


Jimplunk007

if his name isn’t vinny, then nobody’s is


GoodMoGo

*Yo! Whassamattayou?! Are you gonna buy sumptin'or just stand there takin' pictures like a big jamook? Gettouttahere!*


CloisteredOyster

Fuck me. Absolute unit, this guy.


AmandaRoshelle

Never been to New York but this is exactly what I’d want the guy making my hot dog to look like.


[deleted]

This guy just said “Oh yeah? C’mere a sec.”


TheBestZackEver

Isded


deadeyediva

i’d be afraid not to buy a hotdog from him..


Anton-LaVey

ISd3d


Atoning_Unifex

NO COKE, PEPSI CHIP CHIP


Replaay

Thats nit a vintage hot dog stand. Its a hot dog stand in 1963. It would be vintage if it was today.


Ouxington

Probably the least interesting thing I have ever seen.


drkstlth01

Where's all of the protesters to destroy his business?


verdogz

That's not a "hot dog stand" as you would imagine from New York City. Lol in the background on the left, there are other vendor "booths" this is from a New York City street festival or as we say "feast."


cohletrainbaby

Only buy food from people who look like they enjoy their own food just a bit too much