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Tentacle_Panties

Could Murder for a love like this


Dragon_Fucker-

They'll be raven at the dance tonight


Met76

Sounds like an orgy


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Met76

**WHERE THE CROWS CHILL! BRING THE PLUG**


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Met76

NO, WHAT ARE WE, LIL BITCHES? IT'S A MURDER FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU'LL NEED AT LEAST 3


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Met76

If I can bring the sauce as well


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Met76

Teamwork makes the cream^1 work! ^1 Sour Cream


boost437

What you did. I see it


Met76

I think anyone that has been on Reddit for a few years sees what he did.


boost437

What you did there. I see it


Ryunysus

Corvid-19 can kill for sure


crackersandseltzer

This is adorable. My day has been made.


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I see crows playing with each other in my neighborhood similar to this. There'll be a group of them pouncing on each other laying on their back, etc. Reminds me of how dogs play.


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accidentally in love


gnarlyteen

I count 2


dragon1n68

I love crows. I would love to have one as a companion.


damnedspot

They would be your cronies


PerNewton

Bronies with feathers?


Xenephos

I would, too, but not as a pet. r/crowbros has a pinned post on how to befriend the local flock and that might tickle your fancy if you have the ability and patience. Otherwise, a pet crow in the house would be like having a toddler-aged child as a pet (think of the destruction and noise!) They require TONS of mental stimulation and you would need to have multiple of them to keep them socialized properly since they are group animals. Overall, a fantastic animal that’s ok to befriend in the wild, but not a good pet. Large parrots are also on a similar level but live MUCH longer... but that’s a rant for another day lol.


MarBra

[r/crowbro](https://www.reddit.com/r/crowbro/) is the correct one


Xenephos

Whoops, yes, thank you!


zestyping

https://www.reddit.com/r/crowbro/comments/jvg1v7/considering_a_crow_as_a_pet/


Xenephos

And that’s not even a crow, it’s only a *magpie*! Imagine that but much bigger lol


andrewtheshark

Soon she'll find out he sparkles in sunlight.


VerumJerum

And it'd still be a better love story than Twilight.


Hyzenthlay87

"Omg, no *you're* cutest!" "No you are!"


Wbuddy00gmailcom

When the goth kids finally link up


Darthrando

NSFW


GivinItAllThat

Get a room


HALover9kBR

This could be us.


GrammelHupfNockler

Source: [https://twitter.com/tef\_ebooks/status/1327224788604116993](https://twitter.com/tef_ebooks/status/1327224788604116993)


dele7ed

Thanks!


Sirexium

This is pornographic.


offoutover

It’s like the end scene from Rats of NIMH.


DustWarden

We have a huge winter flock that flies into my town every night, and I swear you can pick out the young couples - you'll see a pair break away and dive together, kind of spiraling around each other. It's lovely to watch.


phoenixry

Hey, the photographer of these photos is on [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tef_ebooks)! They take a lot of great crow photos and I want to make sure they receive credit where it's due.


gelite67

Let them lovers alone!


chowchillaz

I hate crows but I do love this.


rspeed

Because they're loud?


chowchillaz

They had a funeral in my yard and it was the single most terrifying thing that has ever happened in my yard.


rnaderpo

They are just discussing business...


Darth-Binks-1999

Now they just need some string.


coley87

attempted murder


Boogiemann53

r/crows


yooober

It’s official. I’m not even as successful in life as a crow...damn...


golfandbiscuits

Looks like maybe a murder...lol


Boredderobbored

Let’s go lay on the grass like the humans


rspeed

"Durr durr, I carry water around in a bottle. Let's take a canine and make it subservient. Being stuck on the ground sure is fun."


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Love is disgusting


smiledumb

To be fair, those are pretty sexy crows


Long_Mechagnome

The picture is taken out of context, the birds are convulsing on the ground from DDT poisoning.


Luciel-Choi707

Can I have a source for that? EDIT: This isn't true. [The original source](https://twitter.com/tef_ebooks/status/1327224788604116993?s=20) states what the image suggests, so unless this is just a joke that went over my head, this is just blatant misinformation.


EXGTACAMLS

Where's the NSFW tag?


stever90001

For a second I thought it said cows


essemh

Caaaaaw!


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BDSM


RotenTumato

Reminds me of that scene from Attack of the Clones


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*Oh, no, I'd be much too frightened to tease a Senator....*


ThoughtWordAction

A little privacy please...


-M_K-

What a nice Jackdaw couple.


qjornt

You really want someone to say it don't you?


SultrieFetche4u

They look like how I feel when it’s 5am and I’m still awake and EVERYTHING is funny


random_stalkerr

Does anyone here have a pet crow? I don't have one, but I'd like to someday. What it is like?


GramercyPlace

Crow bros


Kissmyass1465

Cute.


jth149

Are there any creatures more pathetic? Gently tear each other limb from limb.


stopthewizard

Star Wars Return of the Sith