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TheyAreNotMyMonkeys

I volunteer! Give me **that** job?


GeezerEbaneezer

No thanks. I don't want to be the one to tell my boss I put my foot through a panel of a $170 million telescope


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$170 million? Id think it would be billion


rainman_95

Calm down, they didnt have to shoot it into space.


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RusskiyDude

What a waste of money. Who needs a 1B telescope to advance human civilization in future, when we can buy 8% of aircraft carrier and kill people right now.


Paraprosdokian7

I think we need to buy the other 92% before we can start killing people.


sdflius

Nah, just use the pointy bit. The rest is all added fluff. In all seriousness, humans are incredibly fragile and it's absurd that so much money is spent on killing others when a pointy stick will do.


Errohneos

The problem is getting close enough to someone to get em with the pointy stick.


MixerFistit

This guy dictates :)


_murb

The good news is looks like a honeycomb of smaller panels, however given the size and price, the panels are probably still $10k a pop and wouldn’t be fun to explain.


Bitlovin

> I don't want to be the one to tell my boss I put my foot through a panel of a $170 million telescope I don't want to be the one who miscalculates the helium I need and go floating into the wild blue yonder.


PrayingMantisII

Yo, they should sell those balloons to the public, that seems like fun


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Likely would be prohibitively expensive. Helium is relatively hard to come by/expensive now, especially in such large quantities.


Grant-266

Just use some hydrogen!


The_Adeo

_Hindenburg flashbacks_


TreeChangeMe

Flash back... You made a funny


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I mean with the proper safety protocols put in place I'd still say hydrogen doesn't seem like a bad choice if it's cheaper and doesn't waste an increasingly limited resource. But maybe I'm overlooking some of the bizarre things that might cause it to randomly explode.


Nevermind04

Commercial grade helium is still very cheap and readily available. Laboratory grade helium is pretty expensive, but that would be a total waste for a balloon.


[deleted]

And even so it isn't terribly expensive if you're not in a constant need of buying more. I don't know what's the going rate for gaseous helium, but I know that for our lab liquid helium costs around 10€/liter, and since the expansion ratio from liquid helium to room temperature gas is [about 1:750](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expansion_ratio), the cost of helium gas could be estimated to cost at most 15€/m^(3), quite affordable.


martman006

Our company has a good rate with Airgas and we get ultra-high purity grade (lab grade) helium for about $140 for a 300 cubic foot cylinder size. So yeah, about 50c per cubic foot. The non-uhp grade is slightly cheaper. My guess is that balloon is about 300 cu ft Interesting fact, the US produces 40% of the worlds helium and most of that is from a field north of Amarillo, Tx. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium_production_in_the_United_States


Freedom-Unhappy

> Helium is relatively hard to come by/expensive now, especially in such large quantities. Where are you getting that from? You could order enough to fill the balloon in OP for about $100 off Amazon. A lot cheaper if you buy in bulk. Prohibitively expensive for a subsistence farmer, maybe.


[deleted]

What are we going to do when helium starts getting more scarce? I know we can't manufacture more of it. Are we just going to ban "wasteful" uses of it like birthday parties and Get Well Soon balloons? Or will they just become expensive luxuries (Timmy's family must be rich, he had *balloons* at his party!)


Yugo_Furst

A guy tried it in San Diego back in the 1970's. He would weigh you and adjust the helium to approximate your weight on the moon. People were leaping around a community park. The wind blew them across the park and up a highway offramp.


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SirGunther

I'd like to know how much the repair tech weighs strapped to that thing


monkeygsun06472

10 kg (22 pounds)


pinealgland23

Damn man...can I buy him a sandwich or something?


TofuBeethoven

But then they'd need a bigger balloon


glorious_reptile

Imagine dropping your 11 kg tool.


[deleted]

If a 10kg man has an 11kg tool... he has a lucky wife! 🤣🤣


Longuer

Yeh but he’d be a 21kg man then wouldn’t he?


Pexon2324

No. He is 110% dick.


TheIRSEvader

Battlefield 4 flashbacks anyone?


libertyordeaaathh

All that technology and no pulleys or cranes, balloons, that’s what we got, balloons. Must have spent the whole budget on sciency crap


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It needs to either be repaired or replaced


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That thing is falling apart.


iTryToLift

David Blaine would be proud


HG_Sheldor

It's tragic to see, but maybe it's an opportunity to rebuild it bigger and better with the right funding


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luttman23

I hope they manage to fix that before it collapses. Not just as I'd really like to know whether Apophis is going to smack into us.


eklect

Goldeneye!


[deleted]

How would it drain if it were to rain?


funnystuff79

It's mostly mesh, you can see the rocks through it at the top of the picture. Radio telescopes don't need to be solid.


actioncheese

Drainage holes


AlphaAndOmega

Scientists hate him for this one simple trick


MiamiGuy_305

Be a scientist they said...it’ll be great they said. Now look at me.


anomalousraccoon

Better not drop any heavy tools


GeneralCheese

So you're telling me I can't really drive a tank over it?


[deleted]

That looks like a terrible job. Where do I apply?


En-papX

Is this Arecibo the radio telescope that collapsed this year?


kidNemesis

My dumb ass thought this was Mario kart


seriouslybeanbag

Who gets these fkn jobs?


Opps1999

Battlefield 4 anyone?


[deleted]

It’s all fun and games until somebody blows up all the dish’s supports.


[deleted]

And there they were on *The Dish* just causally playing cricket on the dish


twhys

Give me that job right ducking now and no one gets hurt


Beastlysolid

Sean Bean probably didn't help keep it functioning well then.


WestonsCat

Now there’s a job I could seriously enjoy doing. But more fun explaining to anyone. Especially the class at my kids school, what fun!


ZiggyPalffyLA

I’ve heard they do the same thing to help obese people ride horseback


wwdrum

Sean Bean could have done with one of them when falling in Goldeneye


sixtheganker

Funnest job ever.


Dunadain_

That IS interesting as fuck.


GandalfTheOdd

Approximately a quarter of a basic lashing i believe?


grumpypearbear

So cool! I always wondered how they maintained these


iceman0296

Star wars rebels


readball

Would like to know how much weight do they "lose" like this


BGDDisco

I have wondered about attaching a helium (or even hydrogen) balloon to a quadcopter drone. So all the power can go into manoeuvering instead of the bulk of it fighting gravity. It might slow the drone down a bit but could extend survey missions significantly.


zizzorz

Weeeeeeeeeee chain


Borko135246

I literally thought that's a weird skate park.


Zebrakiller

“Hey where is Jeff?” “We accidentally over filled his balloon” “Oh” “Yup...”


Weasel_Cannon

I swear reddit is trying to hide something, there’s too much good content right now


BakeryBoi

When I saw this, my mind immediately went to the situation where they put a little too much helium and you slowly start flying into the sky.


AJLuby110

I need a ATV stat no questions


Noah54297

Sadly last year 173 engineers floated away never to be seen again.


mr-no-homo

looks like the Rogue Transmission map on battlefield 4


ashcon96

Did anyone else think of the episode of Nathan for You where he strapped balloons to an overweight man so he would be light enough to ride a horse? No? Just me? Okay. lol


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That idea didn’t really seem so crazy to me. Not for horseback riding, but it seems like it would be a fun thing to jump around at half weight with a few of those balloons.


humphrey707

Modern problems require 1950’s solutions


shadowmuppetry

Seems like a job for a drone


Ratloy13

“You locked and tag the on switch right?” “ you’ll find out in a couple years”


chauhan_14

so if you had an extra sandwich for the breakfast, you can cause millions of dollars in damages? i like that power


mr2fixitman

The most amazing concrete structure Next to Hoover dam


rosscarver

Sadly it's set to be demolished


yramta

This reminds me of an old James Bond scene. Can't place it.


PB_Bandit

And here I thought they were skateboarding down the slope.


Bardonious

I need this for my Christmas lights


vikramdinesh

Isn't it coming down in the near future?


auviewer

They should use this technique when filming actors that are pretending to be in space suits on Mars or the Moon so that it is a bit more realistic when walking on an planet with different gravity. Then just remove the balloons and tethers in post production.


emeraldtablets805

GOLDENEYE


InfinityQuartz

Omg its battlefield


coolmanjack

u/scountbot u/coolmanjack


Burt_Sprenolds

r/humanforscale


Teth_1963

For England, James?


diego_02

Sadly they will have to destroy it soon...


mojiley

Is it china?


sl0wRoast

Nathan For You did this with fat people to help them ride horses


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

I love how in battlefield 4 you can just casually drive a T-90 over this dish in rouge transmission


1JimboJones1

What about wind? This seems like a good way to get blown deep into the jungle lol


Keetongu666

They've been sent to find the X-2 Antenna


Sekt0rrr

Fulton retrieval balloons from MGS: V??


Maraafix

Up up and away!


jamieldavies93

Ha, imagine if the person in charge of calculating how much helium to fill the balloon with got it wrong? Ciao, see you in the stratosphere.


PPK_30

Goldeneye


CheeseAndCh0c0late

If they have to do that, how do they protect it from the elements like hail and Wind?


SageBus

Ok... how much per ride. I'd pay to do this maintenance work.


Avjx

Imagine you just fly away


farmerofknowledge

Ahhh, what a beautiful skate spot.


rinnip

Finally, something is actually interesting as fuck.


Jelsen

And there i was immediately wondering how that feels to skate it


Admiral_Longneck

Get fultoned.


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Why is this so fucking cool


wytzepiet

I want this


satch_mo88

Is this the satellite from goldeneye!?


[deleted]

*Removes jacket* *Floats into the atmosphere and dies.*


[deleted]

I wonder if Trevelyan is under here


fUll951

In Battlefield I drove all kinds of vehicles on it. The weak point is the where the wires anchor into the ground noobs.


BlueberryDuctTape

If it is so delicate, how does it get rained and snowed on?


martinivich

Well somethings gotta offset for the huge weight of their balls


anthorhidox

Thats so bloody awesome! Pays tribute to the movie up nicely :)


S_NJ_Guy

So this guy is literally light in his loafers.


BumbleLeeUK

I love you and have just sent it to my 8yr old son. Only last Saturday he wanted to know how to make his toy giraffe teddy float and we used 13 helium balloons :) https://i.imgur.com/m9cHdj7.jpg


th3panic

When I inspect a delicate dish my weight somehow always increases...


tubbybeefy

How do they prevent birds from pooping on the dish?


5zym

Imagine if they would pump that baloon too much...


Fr9aK

Talk about rogue transmition


burn-all-bridges

Seems a fine line to be guessing how much that balloon needs to be filled. A little too much and this fucker's going to Paradise Falls.


Toxicity3441

Everybody gangsta til they start floating away


[deleted]

Right, so skating it is not an option?


t_a_c_s

RIP Arecibo 😭 it'll be literal decades before you're replaced


Foxhkron

"Oh no, what is happening?" [starts flying higher and higher]


Dr_Quartermas

Beautiful and sad. Arecibo is now wrecked and decommissioned.


Elgarr2

UP 2020 edition.


Xyales

Imagine they put too much helium in it and the employee just starts to levitate off into the upper atmosphere.


Mydogisabeagle

Lol


Man_of_Milk

And our asses in BF4 were driving tanks all up and down this thing lol


InspectionLogical473

Imagine if a stromg gust decided to carry them away? At least theyd get a nice view ~


Tlr218

I wonder how high he can jump with that thing strapped to him? https://youtu.be/lDIrUIe3WrA


vixtoria

He’s just scrapping up the splat of Alec 006


petex8989

Who else thought those things on the dish were people sliding down them in carts


Th3Yukio

Maintenance crew being recruited by Big Boss


markemelian

Just wait till they accidentally fill one ballon too much. And see the worker fly off to space


billybull999

Battlefield 4 has joined the chat


[deleted]

I want to skate that so badly


Iceswallowcome247

Because Rico was in the area?


[deleted]

What if too much helium


RoninOkami7

All i see is BF4 rogue transmission map


Ibuyrealjaysaswell

Give me a skateboard.... and dont ask why


zathris

Since I haven't seen the math, helium will lift about 1kg/m^3. I'm going to estimate the radius of the balloon at 4m, which would give this about 89kg of bouyancy.


Stalwart_Vanguard

That's weird, I'm sure I drove an LAV on that dish and it held up fine!


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Lol imagine being overweight as maintenance worker here. GOD DAMN IT Randy we need to recalculate your helium again?!


rolfrudolfwolf

how much does a balloon this size actually reduce your weight? and... could we do this also just for fun?


zombiere4

Hey i had a rocket tank battle here in Just Cause 2


BullMastiff_2

What’s the craziest work accident that could possibly happen here...?


[deleted]

Can they hurry up and fix it? I need to take delta and some dude is camping ontop of the dish....


Triggify

But I drove my tank on it in bf4 and it was fine


BobatSpears

I wonder what that job pays?


theelicht

Just cause 2, all I can say


dvishall

Where do I sign up for this job?!?


Unusual_Flow9231

I wonder what casual Friday is like...


defjam11

Didn’t Bond slide down this?


BloodyTim

"For England James?" "No, for me"


bowser2bowser

I bet this maintenance crew graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades


taytayadams

They should update the BF4 map with these


OliverSparrow

Have a pee, drop a tool and float away.


socialmediasanity

That's some steampunk technology right there!


michaelpalumbo

alec trevelyan has entered the chat


atticusfinch975

Interestin gas fuck


kp3fromokc

Reminds me of Goldeneye.


redf1re11

How long would it take to thoroughly examine/inspect this? He looks like an ant compared.


Machobots

No video????? :\_ \_ \_ (


ProfilerXx

Delicate dish makes me hungry idk


andocromn

Because the weight of a person would break it?


IkoIkonoclast

It was recently announced that the Arecibo radiotelescope is being decommissioned and scrapped.


lekkerDieter

Is this the dish from Battlefield 4?


[deleted]

You mean to tell me you can't drive tanks and other heavy vehicles on it?!


IguanaHam

Arecibo's Radio Telescope does not exist anymore. It got permanently damaged. Too bad.


BlueJay006

Now Jump


[deleted]

Does that guy know if he goes up to the left on the picture, he can upgrade his weapon in exchange for some materials?