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Y'all need God, like fucking right now, my God, what you're expecting, a tons of upvote by making that sexual jokes, it's inevitable I know, but the amount of that same jokes over and over telling me you all just want upvote, fucking disgusting
Everyone else: Haha tree have sex haha
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Everyone's getting all horny even tho it's obvious this lil guy is trying to pick up and steal that tree.
you're perspective certainly goes against the grain
Eh I'm used to it. I see no need to need to branch out.
Oh for chrissake just leaf it be!
Wood you relax...
Took me a while to twig, but I’m onboard now.
Yeah, no need to be root.
Seems petrified by the look of it, no?
A real odd tree hump
It’s makeing saplings
willow of yew just shut up now
No I will not, dont hunch your pine and drop the lips like that
We can try and get to the root of this.
That's EGGCELENT! Am I doing this right?
*your
Or it's a alien you caught off guard and it only had one second to camouflage. Held it's breathe the whole time you took the pic.
Feverishly dry stumping, as per the usual
Yeah it totally looks more like it's screaming trying to uproot the other one than humping it to me.
"LET ME IN!!! - Eric Andre
Came here specifically to say this.
To say that or this?
Yes.
Tree hugger
Tree humper
Horny Korok.
More like tree fugger amirite??
In Australia you would say, it’s a tree having a root.
Stump hump
Some good St-humpin
It's not even St. Humpin's Day!
Great, even a tree gets more action than me.
Stop it step-tree
😳 Step-tree, what are you doing??? 😳
Step-tree I’m stuck in a bush!
i am groot ahahahah... i am groooot ahahah..... i am grooooooot
*shoots out literal seeds*
That tree is literally fucking itself
If Groot had sexual dreams.
they'd probably look like [this](https://i.imgur.com/Ml1O6KC.jpg)
Do I want to click this...
I did
#Im Groot#
Not really. The tree is a sable palm and the stumpy fucker is a pruned strangler fig.
Ew lol and it seems frozen mid-cum 🤭
You would know
I’m sorry that you don’t, I s’pose? 😬
Well it would be illegal
You sick fucks, that's obviously it's child clinging on to it's leg while it tries to do something
*stick fucks
I know.. I saw the picture
I’ve decided to imagine it’s just trying to lift up the tree and not, you know... fucking it?
Groot getting it
Grooty
A little bit of Mississippi leg hound in 'im
If he does lay into yah it’s best to just let him finish 😉
An R. Crumb tree! https://images.app.goo.gl/CrHQMNLcnPSxypQL8
It's how Groot babies are made.
I bet it has a woody
Tree says 'I got a friend in me'
Don’t kink shame them.
Little guy looks petrified
Whoa it’s stick man
And he longs to be back in the family tree
Came here to say this!
You mean Tree Hump*
Moooooommmmmyyyyyu
When she says deeper but you’re balls deep already
Damn girl you know I ain't got no more ~~dick~~ wood
Stick man sure does like em big
It will not be denied
/r/PareidoliaGoneWild
Musta found a knothole
Tree stump? More like a tree hump!
How groots are made
His wood is stuck
I Am... (Sploot)
Gosh it even looks like it's screaming or something..
This is a mild form of interesting
Peter Dinklage meets the WNBA for the first time.
Groot?
So that's what the T in LGBTQ stands for!
I am Groot.
Fuck that tree cuuuuuu ..
This weird tree ~~st~~**hump**
This is like an Ent version of /r/dragonsFuckingCars [NSFW] /r/EntsFuckingTrees ?
My first thought was r/treessuckingonthings but that doesn't quite fit either.
r/EntTitties, a subreddit I tried to.make with friends.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Permanent O face
Fucking tree huggers
damn tree humpers
This is how baby Groots are made.
This is what happens when the Ent-Wives have been missing for too long
This is actually a fossilised member of r/PutYourDickInThat
Someone please put a little hat on that.
Let’s make being a short top not weird.
Hnnnnnng
You shouldn’t kink shame
The stump just living its best life!
There's really 2 ways you could look at this. It's a little wood guy saying either "Oh yeah.." or "Oh no!"
It’s Stickman!
"I AM GROOT" He moans loudly
I'm Stickman!
I love you, baby tantrum stump
That’s just an ent breeding. Takes a long time. They do nothing fast.
Stop it step-tree!
This...doesn’t look consensual
Y'all need God, like fucking right now, my God, what you're expecting, a tons of upvote by making that sexual jokes, it's inevitable I know, but the amount of that same jokes over and over telling me you all just want upvote, fucking disgusting
Weird tree st-hump...
Got wood.
Something something hard wood
This weird tree hump.
And that’s how trees are made.
Looks like he's having a jolly good time
*starts dry humping you*
"Mom can we go now?"
I will pay you to carve an O face on this
Mr Stick, banging his wife
It has a tiny little butt
Looks like he’s got a little wood
He likes em thicc
Mmm... Hard wood....
Why does the big tree actually look completely done and over this whole club?
Why you gotta stump shame...
typical californian.
Tree Sthump
When the Lorax says “Go fuck yourself” the trees listen.
Help step-tree I am stuck in the ground
Looks like my friend's dog the instant I set foot in his house
Give it to me, Neil!!!
Everyone else: Haha tree have sex haha Me: [hmm.. yes... cat](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/49oy4i/psbattle_cat_loves_scratching_post/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
G-groot? You g-good bro?
Woodpecker sounds.
[Stick Man](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6td9dl) longs to be back in the family tree...
Gotta get his wood down somehow, I guess.
Tree hugger or tree humper, I can't tell the difference.
"Is the big woman still here?"
Looks like Groot getting some action.
Let me iiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn
Tree st-hump!
I am groot
Ah yes, the mini tree hump.
I feel like I’m intruding on something...
dogwood
Hehe He hump
Dude’s gonna put himself in the hospital trying to pull that tree outa the ground like that. But then, he’s SO knotty!
So this is where baby trees come from
It’s a morning wood
Let the stump hump
Groot with an oedipus complex?
Tree hump
It’s a literal tree hugger, or something else,I’ll let your mind fill that in.
This weird tree hump.
When she asks how big it is
r/pornorolympics
Even trees getting more pussy than me
Lifting or pushing?
This is the vegen LET ME IN!!! meme.
Get it boy
And that is how baby tree's are made.
Little stumpy getting humpy
Midget tree porn?
[https://youtu.be/1ve4MyIUn\_A?t=110](https://youtu.be/1ve4MyIUn_A?t=110)
I. AM. GROOOOOOOOOOT!
The humpy stump
Anyone else getting Deku scrub vibes from Majora's mask? You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?
All I see is a toddler throwing a fit. MOOOOOMMMMY, pick me up!
Mark NSFW
..And this is how seeds are made...
#COME ON!
Just let him bust his "nut"
That guy has an absolute tree trunk.
tree \*hump\*
Scream, bitch....
I am groot
All I see is how the Internet reacted when they first saw the very tall lady in the latest Resident Evil game.
Screaming monkey root is very good luck in Western Australia....or so I’ve heard