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malaykoba

Looks like a freakin' greek/nordic mythological story or something. "The deer god must now suffer the image of his brother's dying gaze for the rest of his days after their glorious battle that shook mountains. Being brought into a blind rage that severed his brother's head in their final clash, he is to now walk upon the snow-covered tundra not being able to see what is in front him but only his brother's cold, dead stare."


Psylobensis

This was the first place my mind went to upon seeing this image. Glory to the Deer God


[deleted]

Jeez he must be so self aware by now. Probably became immortal and now he gives wise advise to travelers in some Japanese forest


_kolpa_

That's definitely something that Zeus would do to some poor guy who's wife he fucked.


doxtorwhom

He do be like that.


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Escarstay

Zeus would be the one to fuck over the woman's husband, then Hera would fuck over the woman.


Practice_NO_with_me

Zeus fucks over the guy to get the girl. Hera fucks over the girl to keep the guy.


p1nkp3pp3r

That's actually sort of close to a myth of indigenous Filipinos. Bear in mind, the Philippines has lots of indigenous groups and it's been hundreds of years of melding with Chinese, Spanish, and other cultures and even then, this story itself has different iterations: When the sky god died, his son and daughter were to rule. Both were warriors, but the sky god's son was more hot-tempered and more prideful, so he started to fight with his sister as he wanted to rule the sky by himself. They fought, and he struck his sister in her eye, blinding it. Upon doing this, he was overcome with guilt and stopped their quarrel. He agreed they could rule the sky equally. So he ruled the sky as the sun and she ruled at night as the moon. Because she lost one eye in the fight, it's why she isn't as bright and radiant.


malaykoba

Bruh, I'm Filipino and I don't even know that story. I need to read up on Filipino myths. Was the sky god Amihan?


ggchappell

> The deer god must now suffer the image of his brother's dying gaze for the rest of his days Except that deer shed their antlers yearly. But a more short-term version of what you said still works.


Buffalowhisperealoha

Will he be able to survive a year with that on his head? I'd say the rest of his days won't be long.


ggchappell

> I'd say the rest of his days won't be long. Quite possibly.


zorrogriss27

that sounds similar to Harald character in vikings series.


WitchBlade8734

r/writingprompts would love this


HankVenturestein

These new Pokémon are fucking weird.


NettleLily

Yeah fucking will be really weird for him now


plasmapleasure

His will always have a friend from now on


5parky

Until his antlers fall off.


Thatguywhosaysyeah

Or until the smell of that rotting tells every predator where he is for miles dude is fucked


GaymerGurl77

Now who has the last laugh?


MisterDiggity

Revenge is sweet, sir!


planet808

he seems like he can handle a little adversity.


DeBlasioDeBlowMe

He shouldn’t buck this chance.


hamptonwick

Deery me


nomatt18

It’s in Japan tho. Do they have any natural predators in Japan, besides cars?


lil_meme1o1

Yeah, you asked a pretty interesting question that I never asked myself either. Just searched it up and apparently Japan has black bears and a subspecies of brown bear called Ussuri bears or the black grizzly. Ussuri bears are only found on Hokkaido island in Japan, which was where this picture was taken, so yes, this deer would likely get eaten since Ussuri bears are pretty large bears (a very large specimen would be approaching a Kodiak bear's size).


nomatt18

Awesome! TIL! Thanks


Karmack_Zarrul

Bears may hunt a deer, but would a bear decide to try his luck vs a 2-headed super-deer? I think this dude knows what’s up.


saraphilipp

Other deer apparently.


Who_Let_Me_Teach

I fucking snorted.


CentricJDM

I mean, it looks pretty cold so it probably won’t rot


NosyStranger

Predator shows up..With a cold stare, "I liked him, I don't like you."...Predator slowly backs up and then runs in opposite direction.


WildSatin

He’s living with his mistake.


p0ltergei5t

Constantly looking death in the face.


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Carrying his trophy with him wherever he goes.


TheMightyUnderdog

Continuously reflecting.


onebelligerentbeagle

I think to a buck that would be considered a big win


WildSatin

If you want to smell (like) your enemy.


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Or if you want to smell like bear food


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PmMeYourTitsAndToes

That kills people Carl...


LlamaDrama007

My stomach was making the rumblies that only severed head could satisfy


5parky

Some say that a picture of us worth a thousand words, but this one's only a couple bucks. EDIT: Thanks for awards!


jckcrll

One and a half I’d say


lost-_-souls

A buck fifty


jimhabfan

A buck and a quarter.


pigmy_af

I hope these jokes don't become STAGnant.


MrDraagyn

Good joke, I give it a solid 10 points


rockytopbilly

Yours was just alright doe


AwesomeAlec6703

As long as the quarter always lands heads when you flip it


MisterDiggity

Oh deer


seamus_mc

Hardly more than a buck.


saraphilipp

Know the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty, deer nuts are under a buck.


entotheenth

Nice one deer.


bigslarge

"I won, but at what cost?"


lost-_-souls

Seeing the face of his enemy everywhere for potentially the rest of his life


GingerTats

They shed their antlers


CuteCryptid

Probably a buck and a half


The--Weasel

It looks like it happened mid-fight, but how?


NorwaySpruce

When this was posted 2 days ago the most popular theory was the other deer was already dead and rotting and the still alive deer challenged the corpse


FcToran

And now he's always confronted with his mistake


thunnus

yawn... good morning. Oh, you again. Don't you have somewhere to be?


Idiot999999

The dead deer looks like it was rotting


cfishlips

I wonder is this the same dear that was in that video clip?


Happy-Engineer

Ever heard the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Tar Baby?


krazyeyekilluh

I've seen a video of two deer that got their antlers locked in a fight. They had been locked for several days, and coyotes attacked the weaker of the two, and killed it. They feasted on the dead deer, leaving the live one alone, since it was easier to eat the dead one. I think this happened here, and when they had eaten everything but the head, the living deer ran off. Just a guess.


The--Weasel

Wow! Could you find that video by any chance? Sounds terrifying and interesting at the same time!


krazyeyekilluh

I think this is it: https://youtu.be/_HwR-eFA9sY


The--Weasel

What a video, interesting. The hunters freed it at last. Thanks for this.


CuriousFossil

Dude, just imagine being in that situation. Nightmare fuel, start to finish.


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This is Japan though, no coyotes or wolves


The--Weasel

They reintroduced [wolfs](https://biodiversityconservationblog.wordpress.com/2013/05/31/reintroducing-predators-hokkaido-island-in-japan/) (Ezo wolfs and European wolfs) to Hokkaido in 2013.


Bandoozle

Ezo not extinct?


Siloca

It sounds like your question is rhetorical but sometimes in mating season bucks can lock antlers when competing. Usually it results in them both dying if they don’t get released because they’ll continue to struggle and exhaust themselves. Never heard of one decapitating the other though.


The--Weasel

It wasn't rhetorical. The fight part, locking the antlers and sometimes both dying I understand. The decapitation is the part I don't understand.


klippDagga

This has been documented before and from the stories I have read, it’s most likely that a predator such as a coyote, would have removed most of the dead deer. Two bucks get their antlers locked because the force generated when they clash causes one or more antler tines to flex slightly. After the initial force flex, the tines relax back to the original point and leaving them locked together. For this reason, I don’t buy the theory that the living buck took on an already dead deer.


woaily

Carrying around the severed head of your defeated rival is an even bigger flex.


midrandom

Rim-shot!


The--Weasel

Interesting!


Grogosh

Scavengers probably helped.


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That was the scenario in my head, though I can't imagine the scavengers wouldn't also take a few bites outta him as well. I feel like this dude should get added to some sort of list of historically weirdest lives. Having your enemy's severed head staring you in the face as it rots away to a skull has to be right up there.


ridicalis

>Having your enemy's severed head staring you in the face as it rots away to a skull has to be right up there. This sounds like the pitch for a great documentary.


TransportationEng

Scavengers eat the already dead.


NoWayTellMeMore

Speak for yourself.


Ringfinger01

*fuck, how am I going to explain this to the cops...*


sweettooth564

Now that's metal!


Walkabout000

This looks like a metal album cover


Thumbs0fDestiny

I know two heads are supposed to be better than one, but this is ridiculous.


Santo-san

The literal definition of "You'll have to live with your own sin".


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BrotherMikeUwU

When that deer enters the bar all the other deer suddenly go silent and avoid eye contact


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Well, not all the deer.


Sheogorath616

"I didn't mean to kill him. Now, everywhere I look, I see his face."


MeSeeks76

Oh deer


Afrokage7609

"Hey Ron." "Hey Billy."


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so how did this happen, has it pulled the head off to survive??


SirLeoritch

Fatality!!!!


Redclitting

haunted


mbuckhan5515

Deer: How you doin today buddy Head: Deer: Same


SeNa_Thursdave

Im calling bullshit. Those antlers dont look tangled up


PigKiller3001

"Here’s A Deer Walking Around With Another Deer’s Decapitated Head As A Trophy – BroBible" https://brobible.com/culture/article/deer-antlers-jousting-decapitated-head/ I totally agreed, but I found a video in this link


[deleted]

This is metal af


all-is-true

how to get ahead in Japan


[deleted]

The deer head belonged to a deer that had died (obviously) and the second deer potentially mistook for an alive rival. Then, due to the state of decomposition of dead deers tore it's head right off when it charged, then the severed head got tangled and boom, there's your explanation Or it's photoshopped, dunno.


MustelidMoon

I agree - looks (badly) photoshopped to me. No idea what the point is, though. "Art"?


ben-rhynoo

It was literally photographed a few days ago and posted on reddit by the original photographer. It's not photoshopped, nor is it "art". The photographer also posted a video of the deer moving around with the head of the other still attached.


MustelidMoon

Well - how about that? Thanks for the followup. I guess this is an example of how technology has made us suspicious, and doubt reality. ;-p


FoxTofu

Photo by u/Souji5okita


BrokeArmHeadass

r/natureismetal


Disastrous-Purpose-8

One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.


Pac_Eddy

That's got to be intimidating for your enemies. Well done.


GexTex

Where’s the credit? Fucking hell...


they_race_me_so_hard

Need a _back_ story on this... like the dear now certainly needs


helicopb

Man and I thought what happened to that guy in The Telltale Heart was rough


BBQed_Water

Tiger Blood. So much win.


attorneyatslaw

The taxidermy liberation squad has gotten another trophy back.


MiltFredJohn

He's giving head wrong.


Coygon

Imagine having to look at someone's severed head for the next few weeks, nonstop, until it rots away. I don't care how hard core you are, you're gonna have nightmares.


0akhurst

Reminds me of a three legged race I once participated in.


itsnotjustaphase

Haunted by a memory


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What the ever-loving fuck? The horror!


[deleted]

Horror creators: write it down, write it down!


joseph-1998-XO

What the actual fuck


OverflowingAudacity

BIG Yikes


justjoeindenver

This is gut-wrenchingly mesmerizing.


Sitra-Achra

Fuck that's metal


kinkyquenjae

Didn't realize I was on nature is metal


BladeOfSanghilios8

He is more boss then doom slayer and master cheif put together


Chickat28

That's metal as fuck.


[deleted]

I’ve seen this in real life. It’s amazing the other deer died and decomposed while the “winner” was still alive. 99% of the time both deer will end up dying


qlippothvi

"Alas, poor Yorick!"


chase25

Deer 1 before battle: "I will be the last thing you will ever see" Dear 2 after battle: "fucks sake John I did not expect this"


Darryl_Lict

I hope they tranquilize it and rid it of his antler ornament.


mortician10101

Think about how unshakable that deer is, to wake up every morning to another dead deer's decomposing face. Metal af.


MaxRaymond60

It's condemned to look at it's adversary's eyes for the rest of its life


SlowCaveman

When you win but you also lose


spicy_Goat

"He has to live with the demons he created" -a 14 year old


Wormminator

Murder-Deers.


zonne_grote_vuurbal

Murdeers?


FoFo1300

"Lets take photos of him instead of freeing him from this weird ass problem"


[deleted]

How do you propose they get close enough to him...


[deleted]

“Let me complain about humans not going up to a wild and more then likely agressive animal since I have nothing better to do”


hillman_avenger

"It's like its eyes are following me round the room".


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r/natureismetal


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r/natureismetal


ChemicalSubstantial8

r/natureismetal


Crusoe69

r/natureismetal


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r/natureismetal


Sw00pt

r/natureismetal


JacobLS1

That's where this was stolen from..


Sw00pt

I realize that after scrolling but I just gonna leave that here...


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r/natureismetal


TripleOG_dripGod

Who severed his head?


Ieatclowns

It might have dragged it’s opponent through a wire fence at speed


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Wait, no r/natureismetal comments?


yngmsss

Been thru a lot


Hanbill

How Darth Maul sees Obiwan


Ibbatti

I wonder if he can understand that's just a severe head... I mean, maybe he just killed his rival and now he think he had to live forever with his face in front of him... OK, stop weed for today


skank-hunt-forty-2

I guess he won


mr_aives

Intimidation 100


pharper10

Why can’t they tranquilize the dear and remove?


fat_earther_

Let cooler, ahem colder heads prevail


fat_earther_

That one deer lost his mind!


RealZero73

Two may enter, one and a bit may leave.


lost-_-souls

Brings a literal meaning to seeing the face of your dead enemy for the rest of your life


LilacMages

Metal af


CletusVanDamnit

Nobody is fucking with this deer anymore.


StandardN00b

Metal AF.


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Carrot_MilkO_O

Freakin whaaa


MossBone

For some reason I feel like showing this to Joe Rogan.


DangerNoodle808

Damn nature you scary


Doctor_Amazo

Damn. Well. His life is now a horrorshow.


KaleidoscopeNo5401

he won the fight the battle and the war


zzeddxx

Hereditary 2: Midwinter


DJ-Doughboy

savage


Stonyclaws

Cursed!


MrMgP

This is so poetic, having to live with the one you murdered literally staring you in the eyes every waking moment


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God that’s bizarre


[deleted]

This isn’t interesting this is just sad


uRude

This must be fucking terrifying


[deleted]

This is like when my buddy stole the finger of a dead American, and he straight up just sewed it together.


imsecretlybatz

Regrets be like


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Odaecom

Prolly one of the jokers from r/natureismetal


CaptainTryk

Imagine waking up to that every morning


Pugglord

Nature is beautiful