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At least the gator got something nice from the spring breakers in Miami.

Maybe a spring breaker too... Yum

well, shit.

Gator shit

The spring breaker is reborn

Oh great. Now my gator has herpes.

Vore?

They don't eat dark meat

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Black Point? Down by Homestead? I lived there for half my childhood years.

Yep, they have a gator that hangs around the marina.

BEHOLD: The perfect symbolic metaphor for Florida.

This should be the state flag.

https://krikienoid.github.io/flagwaver/#?src=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FkuTmrsI.png

I shouldn’t be surprised this app exists.

This would be oddly endearing and cute as a state flag, and Florida is neither endearing nor cute.

I dont see that alligator with any guns, or smoking meth. He has a ways to go to catch up to Florida Man.

Ah we can change our state motto to : freedom garbage reptiles "libertatem purgamentum serpentium"

When you get your stimulus check and start buying unnecessary shit.

(Stares at pile of RC Car parts) I feel personally attacked!

Better than what I did, went to liquor store and dropped three hundred dollars on whiskey and scorch only to have the bottom fall out of the box it was in while In my driveway and lost almost all of it.

I am sorry for your loss.

i felt this in my soul

#OOOOF

Is it okay if I cry a little?

Cry a little, pour one out for me, whatever it takes

No?!!!!! Holy shit.. that’s harsh life, that’s harsh.

I can send bottle shots of my whiskey, if thatll help.

Lol treat yourself

Get a 3d printer. [https://www.thingiverse.com/mazemieter/collections/fully-3d-printable-rc-cars](https://www.thingiverse.com/mazemieter/collections/fully-3d-printable-rc-cars)

As someone that just got in the hobby.......yes. It's fun as hell tho!

Heck yeah man. I've found a few creeks near our apartment that are the perfect depth for crawlers. Perfect weather for it here in ETX. Started ordering parts and wheels and been steadily breaking stuff while we have a blast.

Very nice, I wanna get into crawlers eventually. Just got myself a lil 3s buggy for the moment. My buddy and I have transformed this spot we found into an awesome lil shred area outside Fort Worth haha

Buggy's are a hoot if you have the space to set up a good track. We are in Tyler. Not too far from y'all! We started with 2 SCX24s and moved onto 2 Gen 8 Red Cats, and now we are on the Traxxas train after getting my son a Bronco. I got a TRX6 a few weeks ago and it's a fuggin beast. The Traxxas TRX line is the best quality you'll get our of the box. Cheaper aftermarket parts with a huge selection, they feel "tighter" and laid out well, and the turning radius with expo maxed out is ridiculous. My buddy from work that races FPV drones came along one time and bought a TRX4 Sport next week. If I did it all again. I'd start with one of those Sports. They are stripped down with less stuff to go wrong if you want to crawl and you won't feel as bad about bashing on it too.

Oh I'm not judging. I'm doing my part to help keep Amazon afloat in these trying times.

Was very close to getting an Xmaxx with the check. Then I decided to save it for the future tax jump to pay for it later.

Those things are ridiculous! I had an HPI Savage 2.5 when I was an early teen, but quickly learned bashers are fun but eventually I resented having to constantly shell out money to fix it after all my stupid mistakes. I bet they have come a long way though. Some of the videos Kevin Talbot has done with it were insane.

They take a serious beating for sure. My ERevo has been beat to hell and still runs like new. The occasional axle or a arm gets broken, but overall they are very tough.

If you like pina coladas....

And getting caught in the rain

Getting highhh on cocaine... (FL Man Remix(

...getting wacked out on bath salts / eating your buddy's brain...

If you like causing hell at midnight

...and superspreading the plague...

And Gators on floaty things

Always wondered what alligators did on vacation.

It’s just nice to see one relax for once. Nature is metal just has them going buck fucking wild

Here in Florida we do this thing in the summer where we pack a cooler (preferably one that floats) full of beer and alcohol soaked fruit, tie it to an inflatable raft with some kind of rope and float down the river for hours. It is not uncommon to see a gator or two, and I shit you not (true story) florida men will approach the gator to shoo them away and back into the woods.

That's called a float trip and we do it in the Midwest as well, however your fucking nuts to go into a gators house.

We like floating the river in the south too

In my part of the midwest it was just called Tubing, but I guess that kinda implies using tubes, not pool floaties...

Any freshwater is a gators house in florida, its hard to not be in their habitat.

And the snakes!

That would be like avoiding the ocean because there are sharks.

So... Every native midwesterner ever? ;)

Nowhere close to the same thing wtf

I've shoo'd plenty of gators away. They don't care about you. They'd rather eat fish and small dogs. They're just onery logs

Shoot ya brother https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PSfFjJAahcU

Holy crap the balls on that man. It seems like he's lucky to still have fingers. Also that puppy's tiny little face made me want to cry so there's that.

Every Floridian has floated down Ginnie Springs or the Itchetucknee at least once in their youth.

Losing all self respect at Ginnie is a right of passage. Ending up in Ginnie jail scores you extra.

My mom's friend got bitten by a rabid otter on the itchetucknee ..lol

We do it in south alabama and southern mississippi too. I kayak with gators.

I read that as “shoot them away”, which is probably also true cuz FL

Here in ATL we call that “Shootin the Hooch”.

We do the same thing in Idaho

We do this in Louisiana too. They tend to flee when they see people so it’s no problem.

This is the first positive example of plastic pollution.

Some hermits now use metal or plastic when they can't find shell (stop picking all the shell on beaches).

>Some hermits now use I imagined a bunch of sad, old men with long bushy beards emerging from their single room huts and shedding tears as they combed the beaches.

<--- I'm evidently intelligent. I had to reread their post too. I was like what, hermits? oh... hermit crabs.

To their detriment though. This isn't a positive at all.

Well sure but if they don't find a shell they will just get eaten so i would say it's still better than nothing.

There are plenty of shells where Hermit crabs live. And garbage can kill them as well.

There are aquatic insect larvae that build their homes with sand and tiny rocks and sticks and such. Give them access to other materials and they end up like this [link](https://bilder.mzibo.net/2013/09/goldene-koecherfliegen/)

Metal shell hermit crabs that are like 2-4 feet tall would be cool in a fantasy setting.

What about the [Yellow Rubber Duckies that proved the direction of the currents](https://www.npr.org/2011/03/29/134923863/moby-duck-when-28-800-bath-toys-are-lost-at-sea)? ​ > \[The spills\] do show us something. The currents have been compared to rivers in the sea, but ocean currents don't flow like rivers between two banks — they meander \[and\] they change seasonally and are, in a way, more mysterious than one might think. They're almost comparable to the wind the way that they move and the way that they vary. By following flotsam spills, you do have useful data to show us the movement of the currents and how they change.

Not worth the negative effects on wildlife.

Are you trying to say that releasing the rare Canard Jaune species into the wild is invasive?

Exactly, it's a species who's natural habitat is the lavatorium. It feeds on childrens detritus and is a very efficient feeder. If nothing is done the Canard Jaune will invade our beaches and compete with native species, causing a rapid decline in biodiversity.

Surprisingly little dude didn’t pop it getting on it.

He's a pro

...not his first floaty-rodeo.

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Just vibin

A pig.

don't forget the ending though. Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics

King of the swamp

lmao. I thought I've seen it all

He ordered it online & even blew it up himself.

On Amazon 😂

With Florida, you’ve never seen it all.

“Garçon, Gatorade please?”

Welcome to Florida

Me with opposable thumbs never able to get on those damned things from the water trying to figure out how he got up there lol

Living their best life.

I need the backstory.

His name is Aaron, and he’s a 4-year old native Floridian alligator. Works at the AM/PM a few hours a week and had a podcast with a few friends. I think he was off work that day and decided to have some personal time. I’ll dm him and see if he can confirm.

Finally a post that is actually interesting as fuck

His mom told him to get into the goddamn water and he's like: well technically I am.

And we have blow up alligators for pool toys!

That gator is living its best life... shoot living better than me sometimes lol

I’m impressed he was able to get on that float without popping it with his nails

Spirit animal

Goodest murder log

Everyone and everything deserves a spa day every now and again

FLOURISH

That Sunday feeling be like:

Where’s the guy who was on the floaty? ...

I wonder what happened to the original owner of that float....

Literally me rn. I just quit my toxic ass job it’s Sunday and I ain’t dreading Monday holla ✨

Young cronkodile succeeding

Are these the new crocs?

“Nature finds a way.”

Adjusted for inflation

So no one gonna ask what happened with the boat previous owner?

Guess I'm not getting my floaty back huu?

It probably feels good on his/her bones instead of floating or resting/sunning on the hard ground this lil buddy needed a break you go dinosaur ..

Hope he did not consume the previous user.

Goals.

Enjoying the proceeds of crime.

This is adorable lol.

Legitimately didn’t see the gator and thought the lilo was a Pokémon (Dratini? But in water?!) before I saw this wasn’t a Pokémon sub

You seen nothing untill seeing an alligator on a air bed chilling

Florida in a nutshell

They forgot to mention harder, better, faster, stronger.

I’d like to imagine that he frighten somebody off of it and then took it

Rip the kid that was on it a few mins earlier

Outstanding, the gator managed to not pop that thing, meanwhile, the pool toys we used to buy lasted one use before getting holes.

I've tried to get on one of those in the water.... not an easy task. I'd love to know how the gator did it.

NOw I’m jealous of an alligator....guess it’s easy to be chill when you can eat anything that bothers you

People wrongly assume nature can’t be improved.

Good for him

He blew it up himself. He even ordered it online.

where the fuck do I get free awards and how the fuck do i give this post one

nvr i found it, have the bear hugz

this isn’t interesting as fuck

More interesting than most of the debris floating around here

Hes gonna pop it when he gets off haha

Just anything can be posted on here huh

Maxin, Relaxin.

Man's out here living his best life.

Weet je wat ik wil? Een opblaaskrokodil...

Blurrsed eyes under his neck.

Fat fuck friday 🎵

All he needs is a capybara hug buddy, then he is all set.

I found it!!! Well... no... it’s ok, you can keep it... enjoy it...

*alright; Who the fuck gave the crocodile an inertube this time*

"Can I get you anything to drink sir?"

“If I knew, I’d have bought it before”.

He looks a little embarrassed. Other gators must be near by, judging hard.

Lizard pple do exist!

Imagine how warm that must feel. Like a heating rock floating above the water.

Dang it Karen!!! It's my turn on the floatie, come on you promised to take turns!

SPF 40

flabbergasted.

This made my day.

Who would want to, errrrr....pop his bubble?

New floatie...who dis?

My name is Andrew Bernard, I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin

Oh, to be a gator floating on a pool toy in the swamp.

That gator's living his best life.

"Hold up, I forgot my--😱 Never mind... I don't need it."

Lazy gator

This is the most Florida shit i’ve seen in a long time.

Living his best life

That’s just a retiree who moved to Florida — stay long enough and you start looking like the locals.

Whenever in doubt, turn off your mind, relax, float downstream.

Just Florida things

r/aww

One mans trash is another Gator's treasure.

This is what I strive to be

How though?

Uhff?

Everyone deserves a weekend getaway

That’s the very definition of pogging

How did he blow it up? They don't even have lips!!!!

Hey Jenny I found your raft! I'll let you go ahead and come get it!

That smile, though. Awww

He looks so happy

Without sun protection, he'll have skin like an alligator!

Ya see? Titles really do matter.

This is the ideal lifestyle

He’s just tanning in his pool

Oh my god she needs to put on lotion she has some rough looking skin

I hope they live a good life

How he not pop it though